#Titan Stock

[footlongdingledong]

[too-many-plants]

you know some shit is going down when 3 of the trending tags on tumblr have the destiel breaking news meme as the top post

[thetom2002]

So called free thinkers when an newsworthy event happens

[silver-wildfyre]

Wow so history really does just run on a 100-year cycle huh. We humans are doomed to make the same mistakes for the rest of time

[that-one-ao3-writer]

Basically what's happening, right?

[chaoticace22]

i'm back on my bullshit hope it's okay

[hello-hi-no-bye]

No wonder our grandparents sound crazy when they tell stories

[janedoeremi]

Cas, you got to stop confessing to dean, i dont know how much more news i can take this week.

[i-merani]

If you showed this to a person from a century ago he wouldn't be confused like yeah these are hot topics, you would have a totally normal conversation with him.

[v0idwraith]

a summary of the last week

[coffeeblackandneat]

and once again i am feeling very november 5th in this june 24th today

[areawest]

cas keeps confessing that he loves him but dean can only reply with breaking news 😢

[hopethisdoesntawakenanythingnme]

but how are the redditors doing having experienced their first November 5th-like week on the hellsite?

like are y'all still alive?

[cringyenby]

Number one reason I love this hellsite

The destiel meme has transcended just being a meme and is simply a way of delievering news. I just saw three major current events trending and all of them had destiel as the first image

I love it here

[jiabeewrites]

so this is what i've gathered from the memes and tumblr posts:

(please do not take this as 100% accurate. it's probably only like 78% accurate)

TITANIC II:

a few billionaires + a 19 year old + one other person(?) went into a "submarine" that wasn't actually a submarine

it was controlled by a VIDEO GAME CONTROLLER

and they were supposed to explore the titanic

and the submarine thingie didn't actually work and they KNEW THAT before getting on

and it imploded

and they all died

the only person anyone has sympathy for is the 19 year old bc he didn't wanna go on but wanted to make his dad happy

also celine dion is trending lmao

and fanfic is being written for the submarine (im slightly concerned)

oh and the company who made the submarine is called oceangate

this link. that's it, that's the addition.

oh yeah and @hkayakh said that a documentary is being made about this???

RUSSIA:

there's a coup

and there's basically a civil war

and the person in charge of the coup said that he's trying to topple russia's military leaders

and ukraine just took back some of their land

also the troops stopped for coffee before fighting

important addition by @chimp-prolly-not-typing-hamlet: the rogue battalion that rebelled against Putin is a private paramilitary organization called Wagner’s Group which has been linked to far-right extremism and neo-nazism

GREECE:

the greek coast guard capsized a boat full of hundreds of migrants, killing 80 with over 500 people still counted as missing, and the eu won't even investigate (according to @socialist-microwave-laser, please go check this post for more info)

so yeah fuck capitalism actually

THE STOCK MARKET???:

logitech is NOT suing oceangate, that was a fake post

EXTRA SHIT:

andrew tate is being charged for rape and human trafficking

and apparently elon musk challenged mark zuckerberg to a jiu jitsu cage fight

and andrew tate offered to coach elon musk

the season finale of helluva boss came out!!! (s1e8)

the season finale of helluva boss is coming out only right now because of some legal issues that vivsiepop + spindlehorse had. i think it had something to do with working with kesha and her label

FNAF TRAILER JUST DROPPED

yeah the world just decided to speedrun history today

(pls tell me if there's anything to add to this in the replies!!!)

[casscainmainly]

Sometimes I think about how the Titans TV show wanted a Robin of Colour who lives in the heart of Gotham and is lower-class and loves his parents but also loves his city and is a detective and has a cousin and in the first scene we see him is being stopped by the cops for having a Bat-related insignia and how they named this boy Tim Drake instead of Duke Thomas and I want to scream.