#Tinsel 263

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Claire and Tinsel Masterlist

Whumpmas in July, day 3!

I took some liberties interpreting the prompt "sleep" but I think it still fits. Super excited since this is my first fiction piece on Tumblr and my first attempt at a Box Boy Universe story! I'm also new to these TW tags so please let me know if there's anything I missed.

Also! The terms "boy" and "kid" get thrown around but Tinsel's nineteen, no minor whump in this piece.

TW: the usual BBU warnings (i.e. institutionalized slavery, institutionalized whump, ect.), referenced starvation, referenced alcoholism, victim blaming, gun violence

"This isn't what I ordered."

Standing in front of the man was a boy, shaking so hard it looked as if he might rattle his joints out of place. Unbuttoned, the white button-down parted to reveal a ladder of red welts. His skin looked as if it had been vacuum-sealed, his bones and eyes standing away from his body unnaturally. Crossing his legs, the man moved the phone to the other side of his head.

"Yes. No, I won't hold. Yes, I would like to talk to her. Thank you."

The man's fingers tapped out a rhythm on the arm of the couch.

"Name?" the man said. He gave the boy a nudge with his foot, jolting him upright.

"Name," the man repeated, and the boy mouthed sorry while fumbling for his sleeve. A tag was tied around his wrist and he squinted at it a moment.

"Tinsel, six-twenty-three."

"Hello, yes, is this Miss Marrs? The boy you sent me--yes there is a problem. To start it would appear he's refurbished."

The boy shook his head, wide eyes meeting the man's stare.

"That's what I said, refurbished. Actually, that might be too strong a word, it implies that he has been restored to some kind of usable state."

"Please," the boy whispered, flinching away at the way the man hardened his eyes.

"No, I'm not going to file the form. He's got visible welts, probably lice, I do not want him in my house any longer. The shipment was two days late and now--thank you. Yes, this number is a good one to reach me at. I expect to be hearing from you soon."

The phone clattered onto the side table leaving the man's hand free to massage his temple.

"I--" the boy's voice was almost too quiet to hear. "I don't have lice. Master."

"Did I give you permission to speak?"

The boy's teeth clicked shut.

"And get off the rug."

There was the shatter of ice against the glass as the man poured himself a drink at the side table. If they'd known who he was, this would never have happened. Or if he'd been cognizant enough to realize who they were. A whimper came from across the room, the boy was desperately trying to bite back his tears. Unprofessional.

"Snap out of it before you get snot all over the floor."

"Please don't send me back," the boy said.

"Quiet,"

"They'll put me to sleep," the boy was panting behind trembling lips. Then quieter, like he was considering it for the first time. "They'll put me to sleep."

"Probably because you can't follow orders. Don't make me repeat myself."

The boy's Adam's apple bobbed but he kept his mouth shut. This was supposed to be simple, the man thought, it's what I deserve for making a spur-of-the-moment decision. He hardly knew anything about box boys, just the minimum needed for work. He certainly wasn't planning on getting one himself.

But still reeling from his last kill, and the ensuing paycheck, assassin Bartholomew Claire had splurged. Should have waited until I was sober, he thought, wrinkling his lip at the generic brand printed on the side of the box still haunting his living room, cheap wood contrasting with every other piece of furniture in the penthouse.

Whumpees-B-Us, with a B? Which was more embarrassing, the faux brand or the fact he'd fallen for it?

Another groan.

The boy would be gone soon enough and Claire could forget this had happened. It had been a moment of, not weakness. Irrationality. If he could just get the hideous thing out of his home he'd be able to forget the whole thing. Like nothing ever happened.

Claire opened a book and pretended to read until the doorbell rang. It was dark out already, stars showing through the glass wall that revealed the city below.

"Hello, no, don't come in," Claire said, "Get over here, Tinsel."

The boy shuffled unsteadily, he hadn't moved an inch all afternoon. Couldn't even remember his name, Claire thought.

"Something you're not happy with, sir? Whumpees-B-Us employee asked. Or maybe this was someone they subcontracted, either would explain the cheap beige suit.

"Yes. I'm returning the boy you sent me, here you go. And when can I expect my refund?"

"Refund sir?" The person behind the suit gave a noncommittal smile.

"I want my money back," Claire said, speaking slowly. "I want him gone. Do I need to sign anything before you leave?"

"Ah well, yes, you will need to sign this complaint of service, and if you wouldn't mind taking this short survey describing you're experience with us--"

"And then you can leave?"

"Yes, I can go yes, and then you can put your little pet to bed," they gave a knowing wink.

"You are taking him with you," Claire said, through grit teeth. "Tonight."

"I'm afraid that's impossible since the complaint of service will need to be on file for at least seventy two hours before it can be reviewed by one of our--"

Claire stared with half-lidded eyes. I shouldn't have to put up with this, he thought, I could just close the door, put down the pet myself, put down their whole stupid off-brand, this clown's neck is small enough I could probably do it with one hand--

"Excuse me," Tinsel said, hesitating. "I'm sorry but are you offering Master a return or a refund? Only, code 5.16.04 says that rebates are only issued during refunds, and rebates are the only exchange that requires an associate's signature on a complaint of service. And um, and if Master was being issued a refund he would have been read the refund fees and exceptions policy when it was issued, which would have been, been over the phone?"

The boy glanced up at Claire.

"I didn't hear anything like that, HR Representative Marrs told me he'd be out of my house by the end of the day," Claire said.

"Ah, yes, well," The suited individual rubbed their hands nervously.

"The conversation is recorded according to, to the company policy so there won't be any question in court," Tinsel said. "I mean, unless it wasn't recorded, but, um, but that would be a bigger problem, wouldn't it?"

Claire looked down at the boy, bartering in the doorway. The boy's legs were still trembling from the effort of standing at attention all afternoon, and his bangs clung to his forehead with sweat.

"Oh no, no that's quite, a return works just fine. You won't get to keep the boy though, with a return,"

"I don't want to," Claire said, "Just look at him."

The boy hung his head and let out a shaky exhale.

"Ah, yes," the employee scrambled, "It's only most people prefer refunds since they get to keep the--we have to dispose of them anyway and that costs, well, most people,"

"I'm not most people," Claire said. The employee laughed nervously.

"I see, yes, just take this then and sign here at the top, and again here,"

"Don't," the boy said, and then his extended hand began shaking worse. "I-I'm sorry, I mean you can if you want, it's just that it's a mutual safety agreement, which uh, it's saying you can't sue them even if they violate policy, so he might not, they wouldn't have to take me back or refund you."

Claire glared from the boy who wouldn't shut up to the employee babbling over him.

"Now it isn't anything like that," the employee said quickly, "This is to keep you safe! The protections go both ways, we won't sue you for,"

"You don't have any reason to sue him but he--" the boy said.

"This kid's just a slave, he doesn't know what he's--"

"You animals are the one's who made me memorize it all in the first place! And again when I was returned, and again when--"

The boy was screaming through tears now and Claire shoved him away from the door.

"Just shut up, both of you. For the love of--here," Claire picked up the cheap crate and used it to shove the employee into the hallway. "The least you can do is dispose of this for me. Goodbye."

Claire slammed the door and leaned on it a moment. It just couldn't be easy, could it? No, he could still fix this. The stupid boy was pricey but he could make it back in a week. Nothing he would miss.

"Kneel down," Claire said, "Right there,"

The boy fell on the concrete floor. The wall behind would have to be whitewashed again, but at least he wasn't near the furniture. Bloodstains were a lot harder to get out of wood. Claire drew a pistol from his shoulder holster and took a step closer.

"Look up,"

Keeping his eyes squeezed shut, the boy raised his head and whimpered as the cool barrel touched his forehead. Slowly letting out his breath, Clair let his hand steady.

"You didn't want them to take you and put you to sleep, did you?"

The boy whined.

"Did you?" Claire said, applying a little more pressure.

"N-no, no, Master,"

"So what were you doing cutting in with all that code and policy and--whatever that was?"

"I--" the boy swallowed, "They made me learn it all. It's the law, and I've been, I've seen other returns so,"

"That salesperson knew the code as well as you," Claire said, "That didn't stop him from trying to pawn you off on me, why didn't you go along with it?"

The boy was struggling to breathe, his eyes flickered open and quickly shut again.

"Please,"

"Answer me," Claire said, and a tear escaped from the corner of the boy's eye.

"I, I know I'm a useless pet. But you wanted to return me so I thought that maybe if I could help, help it go smoother you'd be happy and,"

The boy tried to lower his head but was stopped by the barrel between his eyes.

"I just want to be good," Tinsel squeaked out, barely a whisper.

Claire watched him for a moment, finger taught on the trigger. If nothing else, the boy cried pretty. Funny that I hadn't noticed earlier, Claire thought, he's certainly done enough of it today. And if Claire ignored the bloodied shirt the boy's torso had a satisfying curve to it. Even the hair, it may have been hazel instead of blonde like he ordered, but brush the mats out and. . .

"A good pet? And you make a scene on my doorstep. Really now, you'll have to do better than that," Claire said, holstering his weapon.

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💜💜 PG MM Anon(II) 💜💜 Interpretation Collection - 5

26. May 24

MM ANON …… Cummings going?………Lottie nottie going ……… Harry’s 💡idea……… ��give birth? Incapable!! ……… “during yachting “………… “ I’ve seen the evidence “ ………… “ she lied to TBRF” ……… MOS knows!! …… 🎼we’re all going on a summer 🎼………… to pray or not pray………… “ Pleeeeez gan gan!! “……… “ one day you shall sweet girl” ……… “ next year , if things are admissible “ ……… “ he’s a tad grumpy ma’am”……… “ ignore him Sydney”

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💜💜🙏🏻🙏🏻😊😊THANK YOU MM ANON😊😊🙏🏻🙏🏻💜💜

MAY 24/2020

RIDDLE #27

Cummings going?………

IF YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN THE FILM BREXIT WITH BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH, YOU MUST! IT TELLS THE STORY OF HOW DOMINIC CUMMINGS SINGLE HANDEDLY BUILT A TEAM TO BRING ABOUT THE LEAVE VOTE, BREXIT, BRITAIN EXITING FROM THE EU. ITS FAST PACED AND UNBELIEVABLE. ANYHOW DOM IS IN A WORLD OF HURT NOW. MANY REMAINER MP’S AND CIVIL SERVANTS DESPISE HIM, AND THE PAPER SAYS THEY ARE USING DARK MACHINATIONS TO GET HIM OUSTED FROM HIS POSITION IN THE CURRENT GOVERNMENT. HE IS IN A NON ELECTED POSITION AS THE PM’S MOST SENIOR ADVISOR. THE ISSUE IS, HIM BREAKING LOCKDOWN ESPECIALLY WHILST BOTH HE AND HIS WIFE HAD THE VIRUS. THEY DROVE THE 263 OR SO MILES TO HIS FAMILIES HUGE ESTATE AND STAYED THERE DESPITE THE MEDIA NOT BEING TOLD OF THE TRIP WHEN BEING TOLD HE WAS ISOLATED WITH THE VIRUS. THE PM BACKED HIM. HOWEVER THE DURHAM POLICE CAUTIONED HIM OR TICKED HIM. AS THE PAPER SAID. SO THERE IS A RAMPAGE NOW TO OUST HIM. WITH PM BOJO, I THINK SHOULD TAKE MORE TIME OFF TO RECOVER, NOW HIS MOST SENIOR AIDE ON THE CHOPPING BLOCK THESE ARE SERIOUS DAYS.

Lottie nottie going ………

THE CAMBRIDGES HAVE DECIDED THAT CHARLOTTE WILL NOT RETURN TO SCHOOL JUNE 1ST. THEY WANT HER AND GEORGE TO BE TOGETHER DURING LOCKDOWN AND RETURN TO SCHOOL AT THE SAME TIME. I THINK THAT IS VERY WISE, ESPECIALLY WITH JUNE BEING THE LAST FEW WEEKS OF SCHOOL. AND YES THEY ASKED AND WANTED MY OPINION 😄🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂.

Harry’s 💡 idea……… “

MADAMS PR HAS SHIFTED ALL!!!!! THE BLAME ONTO HARRY. IT WAS TOTALLY HIS IDEA TO ABANDON EVERYTHING HE HAS EVER HELD DEAR, THOSE HE LOVES, HIS HOME ETC FOR AN OLD SEAHAG YACHTING …ETC YOU GET MY MEANING. THIS IS SOOO DISGUSTING AND SHE KNOWS SHE IS NEAR THE END. OH YES, PR GOES ON, SHE ASKED HIM REPEATEDLY ARE YOU SURE??? IS HE KIND? ARE YOU OK? THIS PR GAME HAS REALLY OPENED MY EARS AND EYES.

“give birth? Incapable!! ……… “during yachting “………… “ I’ve seen the evidence “ ………… “ she lied to TBRF” ……… MOS knows!! ……

SO FOR WHATEVER REASON, PROOF NOW MADAM IS NOT CAPABLE OF GIVING BIRTH. SOMETIMES FOR WOMEN IT IS JUST HOW THEIR BODY IS, ECTOPIC PREGNANCIES, PCOS, COMPLICATIONS FROM A TEEN PREGNANCY, OR NUMEROUS ABORTIONS. WHO KNOWS WHAT APPLIES HERE.

DID ONE GET PREGNANT DURING YACHTING AND ABORT? I AM SURE THAT HAS HAPPENED TO MANY A YACHT GIRL BECAUSE IT HAPPENS TO MANY REGULAR WOMEN WHO HAVE NOWHERE NEAR THE PARTNERS OF A YACHTER. I AM NOT TRYING TO OFFEND, I FIND THIS DISTASTEFUL, BUT THIS IS WHAT WE ARE DEALING WITH HERE.

SO THERE IS EVIDENCE OF INFERTILITY NOW. YESTERDAY THE RIDDLE WAS THERE THIS IS MORE “EVIDENCES (PLURAL) OF PAST YACHTING”. MAYBE NOT ALWAYS INFERTILE BUT NOW FOR CERTAIN. THE MOS KNOWS. THIS LAWSUIT WILL BE THE UNDOING. STUPIDEST DECISION YET TO FILE THAT LAWSUIT SO ARROGANTLY.

AND THERE WE HAVE IT, LYING ,TREASON, COERCION, WHAT A GREAT ENTERTAINING STORY THIS IS EH KIDS? 😉 WHAT FILTH AND SLIME. HITS ME AGAIN AS I AM PROOFREADING HOW VILE THIS INDIVIDUAL IS, ALLEGEDLY.

🎼we’re all going on a summer 🎼…………

YEP NEXT WEEKEND MORE RESTRICTIONS LIFTED. BY SUMMER VACATION SHALL HAPPEN. INTERESTING IN THE DM, THE ORIGINAL METRICS OF THE VIRUS SPREAD HAVE BEEN COMPLETELY CONTRADICTED BY NUMEROUS STUDIES AND THAT THE DECISIONS THE GOVERNMENT MADE WERE BASED ON FLAWED DATA USING VERY FLAWED CODING. INQUIRY BECKONS AS MORE SCIENTISTS COME OUT AGREEING WITH THIS.

to pray or not pray…………

LIKE TO BE OR NOT TO BE, FROM THE BARD’S HAMLET. I SAY ALWAYS PRAY ALWAYS!! BUT WHAT IS THE MEANING HERE? HOPEFULLY HOUSES OF WORSHIP CAN REOPEN SOONER THAN EXPECTED IN THE U.K. I KNOW HMTQ IS GREATLY MISSING ATTENDING HER SUNDAY CHURCH SERVICES

“ Pleeeeez gan gan!! “……… “ one day you shall sweet girl” ……… “ next year , if things are admissible “ ……… “ he’s a tad grumpy ma’am”……… “ ignore him Sydney”

THE FAMILY TIME. CHARLOTTE IS PLEADING FOR SOMETHING, HMTQ ASSURES HER, ONE DAY WILL COME. I WONDER IF IT RIDING THE GREAT BIG HORSES AT WINDSOR CASTLE. WE KNOW HOW MUCH THE PONY WAS WANTED AND HOW THAT WENT FROM PAST RIDDLES. OR SIMPLY A VISIT FOR HUGS, WE ARE ALL WAITING FIR THAT DAY.

HMTQ SPEAKING WITH LG, NEXT YEAR FOR A TRIAL, IF THE EVIDENCE IS ADMISSIBLE. AFTER ALL THIS TIME AND SO MUCH SEEN BY THE PUBLIC THERE HAD BETTER BE ADMISSIBLE EVIDENCE.

HIMSELF IS NOT HAPPY, TIRED OF LOCK DOWN AND THIS NEWS OF EVIDENCE IS NOT HELPING. HMTQ ASSURES SYDNEY, EVER FAITHFUL SYDNEY, TO JUST IGNORE HIM AND CARRY ON.

GSTQAOBC 🇨🇦🇬🇧🇦🇺🇳🇿

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27. May 25

MM ANON …… Charlottes WWWeb……… Rules, What Rules. ……… in flight,flight. ………… Tinsel down……… hugs not bugs ………… non essential retailers open ………… no pubs, sport , cinemas, theatres, …………… Cummings,a shaggy dog story. ……… a very angry electorate ………… “ I want to go school gan gan”………“let’s see your dancing “………”no, school gan gan!!……… “ Oooooo, whats mummy doing “ ………… “ Sydney, refreshments ‘please.

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💜🙏🏻🙏🏻😊😊THANK YOU DEAR MM ANON😊😊🙏🏻🙏🏻💜💜

MAY 25/2020 SEVEN MONTHS UNTIL CHRISTMAS 🎄

RIDDLE #28

Charlottes WWWeb………

E.B. WHITE WROTE THIS CLASSIC. I REMEMBER READING THIS IN SCHOOL, ITS A MARVELLOUS STORY ABOUT “SOME PIG” AND A SPIDER CALLED CHARLOTTE. OH IT IS CHARMING. HERE WE HAVE WWW, AS IN ONLINE WEBSITE. CHARLOTTE IS VERY LIKELY DOING SCHOOLWORK ONLINE AS ARE MILLIONS OF STUDENTS AROUND THE GLOBE. BUT I REALLY WOULD LOVE THE THOUGHT OF PERHAPS HER TEACHER IS READING THIS BOOK TO THE STUDENTS VIA ZOOM OR SOME OTHER ONLINE PLATFORM.

Rules, What Rules. ………

HUGE MAJOR PRESS CONFERENCE TODAY,I WATCHED THE ENTIRE THING. MP’S AND CITIZENS ARE CALLING FOR DOM CUMMINGS HEAD, NOT LITERALLY OF COURSE, FOR WHAT ARE NOW FOUR FLAGRANT VIOLATIONS OF THE LOCKDOWN RULES. HE HAD THE PRESS CONFERENCE IN THE GARDENS OF DOWNING, TABLE SET UP, MICROPHONE SET UP, LOVELY JUG OF WATER ON HIS TABLE, NO STANDING FOR DOM, HE HAD A COMFY CHAIR. IT WAS WILD. I THOUGHT IT WAS TO SET A SERENE SCENE. I THINK THAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN HIS HOPE, AS HE PROCEEDED TO READ HIS NARRATIVE AND EXPLANATION OF EVENTS . THE REPORTERS WERE HAVING NONE OF IT AND WENT FOR THE JUGULAR, IN A BRITISH MANNER OF COURSE. NO APOLOGY, NO RESIGNATION, FROM DOM, JUST A RIGHTEOUS EXPLANATION WITH HIS BELIEF NO WRONGS WERE COMMITTED. THE PUBLIC ARE FURIOUS. DO AS I SAY, NOT AS I DO. DIFFERENT RULES FOR DIFFERENT PEOPLE. KIDS WE ALL KNOW THE GAME, THAT IS HOW THE WORLD IS. PM BOJO IS STILL NOT FULLY RECOVERED BUT APPEARS TO BE STANDING BY DOM. THIS IS REALLY UGLY KIDS AND IT IS ONLY GOING TO GET WORSE. THE HUGE FEAR IS THE PUBLIC WILL CEASE ABIDING BY ANY COVID-19 MEASURES WITH THE WEATHER WARMING UP AND SUCH FLAGRANT DISREGARD FOR THE RULES HE HELPED CRAFT. NONE OF THIS IS MY OPINION I AM SUMMARIZING THE PRESSER.

in flight,flight. …………

TODAY THERE IS SPECULATION THAT THE PLANE CRASH IN KARACHI A FEW DAYS AGO THE LANDING WHEELS WERE NOT DEPLOYED. WHETHER THIS WAS A PILOT ERROR OR MECHANICAL ERROR HAS YET TO BE DETERMINED. ONE ARTICLE I READ, WAS ENTITLED PILOT FORGETS TO DEPLOY LANDING GEAR. SIMPLY HORRIFIC CRASH AMAZINGLY I THINK TWO SURVIVED. THEY WERE IN FLIGHT AS THEY LANDED, HORRIFIC.

Tinsel down………

WELL, WELL, WELL, PR TODAY SAYING THE SUSSEXES ARE MOVING TO NYC TO GET AWAY FROM REPORTERS🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂. PINNOCHIOS NOSE WOULD HAVE BROKEN OFF LONG AGO. REALLY RACHEL, ANY IDEA HOW THE WORLD IS LAUGHING AT YOU?🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

hugs not bugs …………

WE ARE ALL BEYOND NEED OF HUGS, HUG DEPRIVED. THOSE OF YOU WITH THOSE YOU LOVE, THAT ARE TOGETHER IN LOCKDOWN, BE GLAD OF THAT. IT KILLS ME NO HUGS FOR MONTHS I AM SO HUG DEPRIVED. I WONDER IF THE PUBLIC IN THE U.K. AND ELSEWHERE WILL DISREGARD PHYSICAL DISTANCING, ESPECIALLY AS THINGS ARE LOOSENING UP, AND THE WEATHER IS GORGEOUS. I TELL YOU, MY BEST FRIEND POPPED BY AS A SURPRISE TODAY, AND IT WAS ABSOLUTELY TORTURE NOT TO HUG HELLO AND GOODBYE. ONE STUDY, I THINK IT WAS THE ONE FROM OXFORD SAID THE VIRUS WILL BE GONE BY SEPTEMBER. BUT THE , I FORGET THE TITLE BUT THE SCIENTIST FROM THE LAB IN WUHAN SAID THERE ARE THREE SIMILAR STRAINS THERE IN THE LAB BUT ONLY MATCHED 78% TO COVID-19. IS ANYONE ELSE COMPLETELY TIRED OF THIS ALREADY? I HAVE MY GOOD DAYS AND BAD DAYS BUT IT IS SHOCKING HOW EASILY WE COMPLY AND HAVE LIBERTIES JUST REMOVED. NOW I SEE DM HEADLINE SAYING ALL SHOPS TO OPEN JUNE 15/2020. I HOPE SOON WE CAN JUST RESTART THE ECONOMY AND DEAL WITH THE ILLNESS SIMULTANEOUSLY.

non essential retailers open ………… no pubs, sport , cinemas, theatres, ……………

THE OXYMORON OF COVID RULES, YOU CAN BUY BOOZE BUT NOT SEE A DENTIST EVEN IN EMERGENCY. I READ IN THE DM THE OTHER DAY A DENTIST TOLD A MUM TO USE BABYBEL CHEESE WAX AS A FIX FOR HER CHILDS FILLING THAT HAD COME OUT. FOR THE SAKE OF MENTAL HEALTH THESE OUTLETS FOR SOCIALIZATION ARE BECOMING ESSENTIAL. WILL BE INTERESTING TO SEE HOW RULES ARE FOLLOWED IN THE U.K. AFTER DOM’S PRESSER THIS AFTERNOON.

Cummings,a shaggy dog story. ……… a very angry electorate …………

OOPS THIS SHOULD GO WITH RULES , WHAT RULES, SCROLL UP. AS I SAID YESTERDAY SEE THE FILM BREXIT, YOU WILL GET A STRONG FLAVOUR OF DOMINIC CUMMINGS. AGAIN REPEATING MYSELF BUT TO THOSE WHO DO NOT KNOW HE WAS PIVOTAL IN SETTING UP THE TEAM ALONG WITH. CAMBRIDGE ANALYTICS YEP THE VERY SAME, IN THE BREXIT VOTE WITH GREAT SUCCESS. HE IS THE PM’S MOST SENIOR ADVISOR, HAS GREAT POWER AND INFLUENCE BUT IS NOT AN ELECTED PERSON. THIS HAS MANY VERY ANGRY.

“ I want to go school gan gan”………“let’s see your dancing “………”no, school gan gan!!……… “ Oooooo, whats mummy doing “ ………… “ Sydney, refreshments ‘please.

AHHHHH MY FAVOURITE, FAMILY TIME. CHARLOTTE IS BEMOANING THE FACT THAT SHE CANNOT RETURN TO SCHOOL JUNE 1ST AND TELLING HMTQ, AKA GAN GAN ,HOPING MAYBE SHE HAS SOME INFLUENCE🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂. THE CAMBRIDGES HAVE DECIDED GEORGE AND CHARLOTTE WILL REMAIN TOGETHER ON LOCKDOWN AND RETURN TO SCHOOL TOGETHER. THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE FOR A MYRIAD OF REASONS. HMTQ TRIES TO DISTRACT HER WITH ASKING TO SEE HER TIK TOK DANCE MOVES BUT OUR STRONG WILLED CHARLOTTE IS HAVING NONE OF IT, SCHOOL IS HER AGENDA!🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 ANOTHER METHOD OF DISTRACTION, ASKING WHAT CATHERINE IS UP TO. AFTER SUCCESS AND THE CALL ENDS. HMTQ SETTLES INTO THE SITTING ROOM WITH HIMSELF TO WATCH THE BBC NEWS AND ASKS SYDNEY FOR THEIR COCKTAILS AS PER USUAL, GIN AND DuBONNET FOR HER AND BODDINGTONS FOR HIMSELF. BOY THE NEWS IS GOING TO BE THUNDERBOLTS.

GSTQAOBC 🇨🇦🇬🇧🇦🇺🇳🇿

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28. May 26

MM ANON …… Kate re-opening high street……… “excellent, as retail ambassador “……… W&K will have the public’s ear” …………”a late family tour ma’am’……… “ that’ll put a a Kate among the pidgins” …… “ a damaging tome sir “……… “ opening book shops, how’ll that work?……… “you can’t handle books……… “ o’ Philip, a quiet night”…… “ bloody hell !! What’ no tic-toc ?……… “nanny’s organised bingo”:…… “ ahhh, ……… Sydney ‘ something strong!!

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💜💜🙏🏻🙏🏻😊😊THANK YOU DEAR MM ANON😊😊🙏🏻🙏🏻💜💜

MAY 26/2020. RIDDLE #29

Kate re-opening high street……… “excellent, as retail ambassador “……… W&K will have the public’s ear”

IT WAS ANNOUNCED YESTERDAY THAT MANY NON-ESSENTIAL SHOPS/STORES/RETAIL BUSINESSES THE U.K. CAN REOPEN JUNE 15/2020. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8357009/Coronavirus-UK-Britains-shoppers-face-new-normal-one-way-walking-systems.html

I CAN ONLY IMAGINE THE EXCITEMENT WITH SOME HESITATION AND THE QUEUES WILL BE KILOMETRES LONG.😮😮😮😮😮😬😬😁😁😁. PEOPLE ARE CLIMBING THE WALLS ALREADY,NOT LITERALLY, BUT GOING STIR CRAZY. AND WANT SOME NORMALCY BACK IN THEIR LIVES.

AMONGST OFFICIALS, BOTH POLITICAL , MEDICAL AND SCIENTIFIC, THERE ARE CONCERNS ABOUT TOO MUCH TOO SOON OR TOO MUCH WAS DENIED AND THE CRUSHED ECONOMY. WITH DOMINIC CUMMINGS BEHAVIOUR, THE CONCERN IS THAT PEOPLE WILL JUST NO LONGER COOPERATE LIKE SHEEP,AS SOME CALL US. THIS IS VERY CONCERNING. SO I HAVE NOT READ THIS OR HEARD THIS BUT HAVING CATHERINE START A CONVERSATION, IF YOU LIKE, WITH THE PUBLIC, REMINDING OF THE PRECAUTIONS STILL NEEDED IE PHYSICAL DISTANCING, STAY HOME IF UNWELL ETC YOU KIDS KNOW ALL THIS AND ARE WELL AWARE SO I DO NOT HAVE TO BEAT A DEAD HORSE HERE.

HAVING THE CAMBRIDGES ACT AS A BRIDGE OR AMBASSADORS, HAVING THEM SET THE TONE OF THE RETURNING PROCESS AND STILL BE CAUTIOUS WILL BE VERY EFFECTIVE. AS MM ANON SAYS, THEY ARE VERY MUCH AWARE IF THE PULSE OF THE POPULATION AND ARE THROUGH THE ROOF POPULAR.

…………”a late family tour ma’am’……… “ that’ll put a a Kate among the pidgins”

THIS IS AGAIN THE REFERRAL TO THE CAMBRIDGE FAMILY VISITING AMERICA FOR A TOUR ONCE IT CAN BE SAFELY SCHEDULED. MM ANON MENTIONED THIS A FEW DAYS AGO. A CAT AMONG THE PIDGINS🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂. MADAM , WHO IS STILL SCREECHING LIKE A SEAHAG OVER CATHERINE’S GORGEOUS TATLER MAGAZINE COVER, WILL SELF IMPLODE WITH THE POSITIVE MEDIA THAT WILL RESULT,ESPECIALLY WITH THE CHILDREN ALONG.🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯😱😱😱😱😱😭😭😭🥺🥺😩😩ALL APPROXIMATIONS OF HER FACIAL EXPRESSIONS, NEED SOME GREEN IN THERE AS WELL.

PUTTING THAT ASIDE, HOW AMAZING WOULD THIS TOUR BE VISITING AMERICA. PRESIDENT TRUMP WILL LITERALLY ROLL OUT A RED CARPET WELCOME AND I AM CERTAIN A HUGE WHITE HOUSE BANQUET. OH I CAN HARDLY WAIT TO SEE THE PHOTOS OF EVERYTHING.

…… “ a damaging tome sir “……… “ opening book shops, how’ll that work?……… “you can’t handle books………

TOME IS A BIG HEAVY BOOK. WE HAVE TWO TO BE RELEASED SHORTLY. LADY COLIN CAMPBELL’S:MEGHAN AND HARRY, THE REAL STORY. THE SECOND “BOOK” , AND ONE USES THE WORD BOOK IN THE LOOSEST TERM, IT WILL HAVE A COVER, A BACK, AND PAGES IN BETWEEN BY SCOOBY DOO AND DURAND. THIS ENTIRE THINGY, REFUSE TO CALL IT A BOOK AGAIN, WILL BE PR LIES, FRONT TO BACK. I HAVE NO DOUBT IT WILL BE PURE FILTH. THE OTHER ONE I THINK MIGHT BE SOMEWHAT EXPLOSIVE BUT WILL STOP SHORT OF ANYTHING THE BRF OR NATIONAL/INTERNATIONAL SECURITY RELATED.

OPENING BOOK SHOPS IS REFERRING TO UNLOCKINGDOWN OF BOOK SHOPS AND PEOPLE BUYING THE BOOK IN SHOPS VERSUS ONLINE BECAUSE THEY WANT TO SHOP IN A REAL STORE, GETTING OUT OF THE HOUSE. DISCUSSING HERE WITH LG, IN ANTICIPATION IF HIGH DEMAND FOR THE BOOK, BY LADY CAMPBELL, AND SUGARS FOR THE OTHER THINGY. CONCERNS HOW IT WILL WORK TO MANAGE EXPECTED QUEUES AND PHYSICAL DISTANCING.

THE PHRASE YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE BOOKS IS A REFERENCE TO JACK NICHOLSON IN MILITARY COURT TESTFYING IN THE FILM,A FEW GOOD MEN. THE TRUTHS THAT ATE GOING TO COME OUT ARE GOING TO BE SHOCKING AND DIFFICULT FOR THE GENERAL POPULATION WHO BELIEVE THIS IS THE ULTIMATE LOVE STORY. WE ALL HAVE KNOWN FROM THE START BUT MOST DO NOT. AS LONDON SCOOP SAID UP IS DOWN, DOWN IS UP. BIG EXPLOSIVE NEWS.

“ o’ Philip, a quiet night”…… “ bloody hell !! What’ no tic-toc ?……… “nanny’s organised bingo”:…… “ ahhh, ……… Sydney ‘ something strong!!

HMTQ AND HIMSELF, QUIET EVENING IN THEIR COZY SITTING ROOM. TV ON, I THINK MAYBE A FIRE AS THE EVENINGS ARE STILL CHILLY. HMTQ IS SIGHING AND LAMENTING THE QUIETNESS. HIMSELF ASKS AFTER THE CAMBRIDGE CHILDREN AND THEIR NIGHTLY DANCING ENTERTAINMENT VIA SOCIAL MEDIA. APPARENTLY BINGO HAS BECOME POPULAR IN THE CAMBRIDGE HOUSEHOLD AND NANNY MARIA BAROLLO HAS ORGANIZED A GAME TO KEEP THE CHILDREN OCCUPIED WITH FUN.

LAMENTATIONS,MA’AM, ARE YOU HUG DEPRIVED AS WELL, YOUR MAJESTY!? I CAN CERTAINLY RELATE TO YOU MA’AM. YES , SYDNEY, DRINKS, PUT SOME EXTRA GIN IN HMTQ DRINK THIS EVENING. OH YOUR MAJESTY, I WISH I COULD GIVE YOU A GENTLE WARM HUG AND VICEVVERSA. 🤗 🤗

GSTQAOBC 🇨🇦🇬🇧🇦🇺🇳🇿

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29. May 27

MM ANON ………”I get tired of Lottie tic-toc-ing” ………… “little Louis gets tired using the trampoline “……… “ I’m off to Queens,tennis “……… back on his Ducati……… Nanny is making 🥘 paella ………… “I’ve managed to acquire that box set ma’am” …… “ Gangs of London or The Sopranos“……… both ma’am”……… “bloody epic Sydney “……… “ is that bumbling Minister still running round the palace “……… “ tell him to piss-orf”……… “ top-ups”

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💜💜🙏🏻🙏🏻😊😊THANK YOU MM ANON😊😊🙏🏻🙏🏻💜💜

MAY 27/2020

RIDDLE#30

“I get tired of Lottie tic-toc-ing” ………… “little Louis gets tired using the trampoline “……… “ I’m off to Queens,tennis “……… back on his Ducati……… Nanny is making 🥘 paella …………

THE GOINGS ON IN THE CAMBRIDGE HOUSEHOLD TODAY. PARENTS ARE FINDING TIK TOK IS GETTING ‘OLD’ AS IN ENOUGH ALREADY😫😫😫😫🤣😂😂😂😂.

SOUNDS LIKE THEY HAVE A TRAMPOLINE BUT LOUIS IS TIRING OF IT. I WOULD LOVE PHOTOS OF THAT LITTLE CUTIE JUMPING ON IT WITH CATHERINE.

CATHERINE IS ON HER WAY TO QUEENS COURT FOR HER BI WEEKLY OR IS IT TRIWEEKLY NOW MATCH/LESSONS.SHE IS EXTREMELY GOOD AT TENNIS BUT THEN AGAIN WHAT ISN’T OUR CATHERINE EXCELLING AT??☺️☺️☺️😊😊😊

DID YOU SEE THE PHOTO TODAY OF WILLIAM ALL DRESSED IN LEATHER NEXT TO HIS BIKE, HIS DUCATI. HERE WE CALL THEM CROTCH ROCKETS. WOWZA WAS HE SEXY, YIKES☺️☺️☺️😅😅😅😅🤭🤭😍😍😍😍😍WOWZA WOWZA INDEED.

EVERYONE OCCUPIED, GOING IN A ZILLION DIRECTIONS. NANNY IS FULLY BACK OUT OF ISOLATION AFTER RETURNING FROM SPAIN IS TREATING THE FAMILY TO A CLASSIC SPANISH DISH PAELLA. 🥘 RICE, SEAFOOD, SAUSAGE…SPICES THE WHOLE NINE YARDS. YUMMY!!

ENJOY YOUR DINNER!!

“I’ve managed to acquire that box set ma’am” …… “ Gangs of London or The Sopranos“……… both ma’am”……… “bloody epic Sydney “……… “ is that bumbling Minister still running round the palace “……… “ tell him to piss-orf”……… “ top-ups”

WELL HERE WE RETURN TO WC, AKA WINDSOR CASTLE. HMTQ AND HIMSELF IN THE SITTING ROOM, WITH THEIR COCKTAILS AWAITING SYDNEY’S ARRIVAL. HE HAS MANAGED TO FIND A BOXED DVD SET THEY ARE JONESING TO BINGE WATCH. THIS IS AWESOME!! HMTQ ENQUIRES WHICH HE OBTAINED, GANGS OF LONDON OR THE SOPRANOS. HE GOT THEM BOTH, BOTH EXCELLENT OPTIONS, NOW IT IS TOUGH DECISION TIME!

HIMSELF SAYING BLOODY EPIC😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣I LOVE IT. HE IS VERY HAPPY WITH WHAT SYDNEY HAS COME UP WITH. FOR THOSE WHO KEEP ASKING WHO SYDNEY IS, HE IS ACTUALLY A REAL PERSON, SYDNEY HAS BEEN HRH THE DUKE OF EDINBURGH’S MAN, MODERN IS VALET, FOR DECADES.

HMTQ HAS GIVEN THE PM, BORIS JOHNSON, PERMISSION TO DO HIS JOGGING AKA RUNNING THE GROUNDS OF BUCKINGHAM PALACE. ITS PRIVATE AND BEAUTIFUL. HIMSELF IS MAKING LIGHT OF IT. SAYING TO HMTQ SHE SHOULD HAVE SAID NO TO HIM. I AM CLEANING UP THE LANGUAGE🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

MORE DRINKS AND THE BINGE WATCHING COMMENCES.

AN ABSOLUTE JOY A RIDDLE LIKE THIS IS, THANK YOU MM ANON💜💜😊😊💜💜

GSTQAOBC 🇨🇦🇬🇧🇦🇺🇳🇿

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30. May 29

MM ANON …… MM drone ing on…… tittle Tatler ……… lockdown tour T-shirt ………… ahhhhhhh, rate!! ……… school digital haves’ digital have nots……… rid the clap!! ………… one metre ………… “ it’s football Jim, but not as we know it “………… “To his good friends, thus wide lle ope my Armes: ……… “ look Philip,it’s Louis bouncing “ ……… “they have a new dance”……… “ return of a routine“…………” Maria and Lottie swimming “ …… “bloody hydrotherapy on Sunday “……… “ I think that’s enough Sydney “

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Thank you😊❤️❤️❤️. MAY 29/2030

RIDDLE WAS FOR MAY 28/2029

💜💜🙏🏻🙏🏻😊😊THANK YOU MM ANON😊😊🙏🏻🙏🏻💜💜

RIDDLE #31

MM drone ing on……

DRONEING ON MAY MEAN MADAMS PR GOING ON AND ON AND ON, WHICH IT IS. BUT, LAST I READ ON WEDNESDAY, THERE HAD BEEN FOUR SEPARATE POLICE REPORTS MADE REGARDING DRONES FLYING OVER THE MANSION WHERE THEY ARE , AHEM AHEM , STAYING. ☺️😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣RACHEL, PINOCCHIO, RACHEL, FILING FALSE POLICE REPORTS ARE ILLEGAL. HIRING A DRONE AND HIRING A FARRY, AND HIRING A RACHEL, MAYBE NOT SO MUCH. I STILL WANT TO KNOW IF IT IS ILLEGAL TO IMPERSONATE A PRINCE NOT FOR COMEDY, BUT FOR LIES TO THE WORLD. THEY ARE NOT IN L.A. HARRY IS NOT WITH HER. THIS IS JUST MORE LIES. I TRULY WOULD BE CAUTIOUS TO ANYONE COMPLICIT IN FILING FALSE POLICE REPORTS. LG ADD THAT TO THE LIST.

tittle Tatler ………

LIES BUT DIDNT SHE LOOK GORGEOUS ON THE COVER, OUR CATHERINE. KP HAS ALMOST IMMEDIATELY RELEASED A STATEMENT SAYING THOSE WERE LIES, AS THEY SAID “A SWATHE OF INACCURACIES” AND I AM NOT REPEATING THEM. KIDS WHENEVER I TAKE INFORMATION WORD FOR WORD FROM ANOTHER SOURCE, I ALWAYS ENQUOTE AND CITE MY SOURCE, YOU ALL KNOW THAT BY NOW RIGHT? OTHERWISE IT IS PLAGIARISM, MAYBE NOT A BIG DEAL BUT ETHICALLY FOR SURE. ANYHOW SOME VERY CLEVER ANON OR WAS IT VERY CLEVER 💜💜🐼💜💜, JM, HAS A SISTER V, V USED TO WORK FOR THAT RAG MAGAZINE, AND IT IS NOT HARD TO CONNECT THOSE DOTS TO SOMEONE WHO HAS AN EVIL, VILE, JEALOUS HATRED FOR OUR CATHERINE, DISGUSTING!

lockdown tour T-shirt …………

OUR 🇨🇦. DOG,PLUTO, HAS BECOME A YOUTUBE STAR AND WORLD SENSATION LIFTING UP PEOPLE . PLUTO LIVING, IS THE YOUTUBE NAME. SHE HAS GOTTEN INTERVIEWS FROM ALL OVER THE PLACE. SHE STARTED T SHIRTS WEEKS AGO AND I THINK NOW MIGHT HAVE SOME OTHER THINGS TOO A MUG I THINK. ANYHOW , LITTLE PLUTO HAS BEEN REBLOGGED ON 💜💜🐼💜💜 BLOG TOO. VERY VERY CUTE AND DEFINITELY UPLIFTED MILLIONS. SHE HAS BEEN ON A WORLD TOUR AND CONTINUES TO BE VIRTUALLY!!!

BACK TO THE U.K. NOW, DONT TELL ME THIS IS A TSHIRT OF DOMINIC CUMMINGS FOUR BREAKS IN THE LOCKDOWN RULES, IF YOU CHOOSE TO VIEW THEM AS BREAKS. THAT IS UP TO THE BRITISH PUBLIC. I HAVE NO CLUE IF T SHIRTS WILL BE MADE IF THAT.

ahhhhhhh, rate!! ………

THE R RATE IS RELATE TO COVID AND HOW MANY CONTACTS A PERSON WHO TESTS POSITIVE HAS HAD. TRACK AND TRACE. AS THINGS UNLOCKDOW , I LOVE MY INVENTED WORDS🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂, THEY WILL BE WATCHING CLOSELY FOR INCREASES IN CASES . TEST, TRACK AND TRACE IN THE THING. PEOPLE WILL GET TATTOOS OF THAT SOME DAY.

AMERICA IS OPENING BIG TIME, THE PRESIDENT ORDERED HOUSES OF WORSHIP TO IMMEDIATELY OPEN. THE COUNTRY NEEDS MORE PRAYER HE SAID. AFRICA IS BEING BADLY INFECTED AND AFFECTED NOW. MANY OF THOSE COUNTRIES ALREADY ARE DEALING WITH HIV AIDS AND MANY OTHER THINGS, LACK OF RESOURCES ETC. OH MY 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻.

school digital haves’ digital have nots

THE OLD SAYING BETWEEN THE HAVES AND THE HAVE NOTS, MEANING THOSE WHO ARE WEALTHY AND THOSE WHO ARE NOT. THIS IS NOT MEANING THAT. CHARLOTTE IS NOT RETURNING TO SCHOOL JUNE 1ST AS SCHEDULED. THE CAMBRIDGES HAVE THEIR REASONS AND I HAVE MENTIONED IT IN PREVIOUS RIDDLES. SO SOME CHILDREN WILL CONTINUE THEIR SCHOOLING VIA THE INTERNET AND SOME WILL CONTINUE THEIR EDUCATION BACK IN THE CLASSROOM. IT WILL BE QUITE INTERESTING HOW MANY CHILDREN ACTUALLY SHOW UP. OUR SCHOOLS ARE ALL COMPLETELY CANCELLED UNTIL AUTUMN.

……… rid the clap!! …………

THE ORIGINAL IDEA OF CLAPPING FOR HEALTH CARE WORKERS CAME OUT IF ITALY AND SPAIN WHERE SOME SANG, MADE MUSIC, OR BANGED POTS ETC ON THEIR BALCONIES TO RECOGNIZE HEALTH CARE WORKERS. SAME HERE. EXCEPT SOME USED HOCKEY STICKS AND LEFT THEM BY THEIR FRONT DOORS AFTER. IN THE U.K. IT HAS BEEN CLAP FOR THE NHS EVERYDAY THURSDAY EVENING AT DESIGNATED TIME. I CANNOT RECALL THE NAME OF THE LADY WHO FIRST ORGANIZED IT IN THE U.K. BUT I READ, I THINK LAST WEEK, THAT SHE THOUGHT IT WAS GETTING OLD ALREADY AND TIME TO STOP.

one metre …………

THE PHYSICAL DISTANCING HAS BEEN STERNLY TWO METRES, THAT HAS BEEN THE CONSISTENT DIRECTIVE, ALONG WITH HAND WASHING, STAY HOME IF YOU ARE SICK ETC. AS THINGS ARE LOOSENED WILL THIS BE THE NEW DISTANCE? NOT SO HERE BUT PERHAPS IN THE U.K. ONCE HOCKEY RESUMES, IT WILL BE LESS THAN THAT AS THEY WILL ALL BE SAFE TO PLAY OUT OF QUARANTINE AND THEY WILL REMAIN IN QUARANTINE IN HOTELS FOR THE ENTIRE LENGTH OF THEIR TIME PLAYING UNTIL THE FINALS, IF THAT MAKES SENSE. OOOO EXCITING. STUFF!!

“ it’s football Jim, but not as we know it “…………

THIS IS NOW I BELIEVE THE 3RD POSSIBLY 4TH TIME, MM ANON HAS USED THIS STAR TREK REFERENCE AS IF ITS DR MCCOY SPEAKING TO CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK. I WILL MOVE THIS ACROSS THE OCEAN BUT IT WILL MEAN THE SAME. WE ARE GAGGING JUST GAGGING FOR OUR HOCKEY. THE FINALS WOULD NEARLY BE COMPLETED BY NOW. THERE HAVE BEEN A FLURRY OF TALKS IN THE WORKS. THEY ARE GOING TO PLAY IN TWO CITIES. THE TEAMS WILL FLY IN, THEN QUARANTINE FOR 14 DAYS. THEN THEY WILL PLAY, IN EMPTY STADIUMS BUT ZILLIONS OF US WILL WATCH IT LIVE ON TV. I AM CERTAIN THAT SOMETHING SIMILAR WILL TAKE PLACE IN THE U.K. WITH SOCCER/FOOTBALL AS IT IS CALLED THERE. SO GAME YES, STANLEY CUP YES, BUT NEVER EVER AS WE KNEW IT. I WONDER HOW AN EMPTY STADIUM WILL AFFECT THE PLAYERS. THE ORGANIST THERE TOO? MUSIC IS ESSENTIAL TO HOCKEY AS SINGING SONGS IS ESSENTIAL TO SOCCER ⚽️/FOOTBALL IN THE U.K. , EUROPE, OTHER PARTS OF THE WORLD.

“To his good friends, thus wide lle ope my Armes: ………

AGAIN WE RETURN TO THE BARD’S HAMLET. THE SCENE IS SEEKING OUT TRUE FRIENDS AND TRUE ENEMIES OR FAUX FRIENDS. MADAM IS THE QUEEN OF FAUX. ARMES CAN MEAN YOUR ARMS, OR ARMING ONESELF WITH KNOWLEDGE OR WEAPONS. RUMOURS OF SKIPPY, HARRY’S LONG TIME BEST MATE AND RUMOURED LONG TO HAVE ARRANGED THE BOOTY CALL, VISITING L.A. YEAH RIGHT. HERE WE KNOW, HARRY’S TRUE FRIENDS HAVE REMAINED SO. THE FAUX ONES WILL FALL. KNOWLEDGE IS POWER. THERE HAVE BEEN MUCH INVESTIGATION AND MANY ACCOMPLICES WILL FALL, EITHER LEGALLY OR REPUTATIONS. WE HAVE SEEN THE MARKLE EFFECT BIG TIME.

HARRY HAS BEEN SPENDING TIME WITH HIS FRIENDS BEFORE COVID. WE EVEN HEARD OF THE BIG NIGHT OUT WITH THE GUYS BEFORE THE “MOVE” TO L A. I PERSONALLY THINK THAT WAS A HAPPY ANNULMENT NIGHT OUT. TIME WILL TELL. FRIENDS , LOYAL TRUE AND TRUE HAVE REMAINED AND WILL. MADAMS FAKE FRIENDS, WE SHALL SEE THEIR OUTCOME.

“ look Philip,it’s Louis bouncing “ ……… “they have a new dance”……… “ return of a routine“…………” Maria and Lottie swimming “ …… “bloody hydrotherapy on Sunday “……… “ I think that’s enough Sydney “

MY FAVOURITE PART, FAMILY TIME. HMTQ AND PP WATCHING THE CAMBRIDGE CHILDREN ON THEIR IPAD. LOUIS IS BACK AGAIN ON THE TRAMPOLINE AFTER TIRING OF IT YESTERDAY. OF COURSE GEORGE AND CHARLOTTE ARE BOOGEYING TO A NEW DANCE SONG, SHOWING OFF BIG TIME. SOME SEMBLANCE OF A ROUTINE IS RETURNING, ESPECIALLY WHERE I LIVE, WOW!!! I SO WISH I WERE ABLE TO TAKE PART IN RETURNING TO NORMAL AND GOING OUT TOO😞😒. BUT ON WE GO, MARIA BORROLLO, THEIR SPANISH NANNY HAS TAKEN CHARLOTTE FOR A SWIM. DOES KP HAVE AN INDOOR POOL? ITS ONLY 9C HERE BRRR, TUESDAY WAS AIR CON, TODAY HEATING.

HIMSELF HAD A HIP REPLACEMENT A FEW YEARS AGO, SOUNDS LIKE HE IS STILL TAKING PHYSIOTHERAPY VIA THE HYDROBATH, ITS FUNNY, YOU STOCK YOUR HAND IN THE WATER IT FEELS ALL PRICKLY. LIKELY ALSO FOR ARTHRITIC ISSUES AT HIS AGE. HMTQ THINKS HIMSELF HAS HAD ENOUGH TO DRINK.

GSTQAOBC 🇨🇦🇬🇧🇦🇺🇳🇿

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31. May 30

MM ANON ……… looting/ shooting ………… “ tic-toc Nanny”………… “ ok! Charlotte, get Louis too” ……… “ George,do it properly “……… W&K , It’s a challenging schedule ma’am” …………” there having a bike day at Brands Hatch with Ducati “ ……… “ Nottingham cottage ma’am”………… “like old times ma’ am”……………” I’ll have a quiet word with Donald “………… “ not Philip, his diplomacy is wanting”………… “exiting times ma’am”……… “ one shall insist on compliance Christopher “

Thank you….Christopher…Lord Geidt….😊❤️❤️❤️

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💜💜🙏🏻🙏🏻😊😊THANK YOU DEAR MM ANON😊😊🙏🏻🙏🏻💜💜

MAY 29/2030. RIDDLE #32

looting/ shooting …………

AMERICA IS ON FIRE, QUITE LITERALLY. I WATCHED HOURS TODAY AND THIS EVENING. THERE WAS A CHAP CALLED GEORGE LLOYD WHO DIED WHILE BEING RESTRAINED BY FOUR POLICE OFFICERS IN MINNEAPOLIS.THIS INCIDENT WAS CAPTURED ON VIDEO BY VARIOUS CAMERAS.HUGE PUBLIC REACTION, FIRES AND RIOTING LAST NIGHT, IN VARIOUS AMERICAN CITIES, ESPECIALLY MINNEAPOLIS. PRESIDENT TRUMP TWEETED WHEN THE LOOTING STARTS SO DOES THE SHOOTING. APPARENTLY THAT HAS A MEANING TO SHOOT PROTESTERS AND HAS A LONG HISTORY AS A RACIST PHRASE. I HAD NEVER HEARD THAT BEFORE AND THE CHANNEL I WAS WATCHING THEY SAID THEY HAD NOT EITHER. SO TWITTER FLAGGED THIS AS HATE SPEECH. TODAY HE CLARIFIED THE TWEET BY ANOTHER TWO TWEETS, NOTHING RACIAL WAS WRITTEN JUST FACTS, YOU CAN READ THEM IF YOU LIKE. PEOPLE ARE STILL VERY ANGRY. IT IS JUST TERRIBLE, THE NATIONAL GUARD IS THERE, STATE POLICE. POLICE STATION, BUSINESSES BURNED DOWN. THE OFFICER WHO HAD HIS KNEE ON THE GENTS NECK HAS BEEN ARRESTED FOR 3RD DEGREE MURDER. PEOPLE WANT THE OTHER THREE OFFICERS CHARGED AS WELL. MANY PRAYERS 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻FOR AMERICA.

“ tic-toc Nanny”………… “ ok! Charlotte, get Louis too” ……… “ George,do it properly “……… W&K , It’s a challenging schedule ma’am” …………” there having a bike day at Brands Hatch with Ducati “ ………

BACK TO THE CAMBRIDGE HOUSEHOLD. NANNY MARIA BAROLLO IS GETTING INTO THE TIK TOC MOW, DANCING AWAY. SHE WANTS LITTLE LOUIS TRY TO DO IT TOO, AND ASKS CHARLOTTE TO GO GET HIM. NANNY TELLING GEORGE HE NEEDS TO DO THE DANCE STEPS PROPERLY. HOW MUCH FUN THIS TIK TOK IS, I CAN UNDERSTAND WHY THE KIDS THESE DAYS LOVE IT, ESPECIALLY WITH LOCKDOWN. IT GETS THEM MOVING AND SOMETHING FUN TO DO. SOUNDS LIKE HMTQ HAS ASKED AFTER WILLIAM AND CATHERINE, BEING TOLD THEIR SCHEDULE WITH THE CHILDREN HOME SCHOOLING, AND THEIR WORK IS QUITE CHALLENGING. BRANDS HATCH, THIS I KNOW FROM MY CHAP IN SCOTLAND WHO LOVED ALL THINGS SPEED, HIS BIKE, HIS SUBARU ETC. IT IS A VERY POPULAR RACE CIRCUIT. SOUNDS LIKE OUR FAVOURITE COUPLE IS HAVING A SPEED DATE🤣🤣🤣😂😂, QUITE LITERALLY. OUT ON HIS BIKE, THE DUCATI, AND DOING THE CIRCUIT. WOULD LOVE THE PHOTOS!!! WILLIAM IN LEATHER…🥰🥰🥰😛😛😁😁😁I POSTED THAT PHOTO ON MY BLOG THE OTHER DAY. LIFE IS SLOWLY RETURNING TO THE NEW NORMAL. GREAT MENTAL HEALTH THERAPY GETTING OUT AND DOING SOMETHING ACTIVE!

“ Nottingham cottage ma’am”………… “like old times ma’ am”……………” I’ll have a quiet word with Donald “………… “ not Philip, his diplomacy is wanting”………… “exiting times ma’am”……… “ one shall insist on compliance Christopher “

BACK TO WC, WINDSOR CASTLE. LG IS SPEAKING WITH HMTQ. ASSURING HER HARRY IS SAFELY ENSCONCED AT NOTT COTT AT KP, KENSINGTON PALACE, HIS HOME WITH HIS DOG. REASSURING HER, HIS LIFE IS JUST LIKE OLD TIMES. SOON SOON PUBLIC WILL BE TOLD!!

HMTQ SAYING SHE WILL HAVE A PRIVATE TALK WITH PRESIDENT TRUMP AS DIPLOMACY IS NOT HIMSELF’ STRONGEST POINT. THIS IS REGARDING EVIDENCE AND CHARGES , LONG LIST WHICH NOW INCLUDES FILING REPEATEDLY FALSE POLICE REPORTS, IMPERSONATING A ROYAL PRINCE, ALONG WITH EVERYTHING ELSE. I AM CERTAIN THERE IS FAR MORE THAN WE EVEN KNOW ABOUT. MR TRUMP HIGHLY REGARDS HMTQ AND I AM CERTAIN THEY ARE WORKING IN CONCERT. I HAVE BEEN PRETTY SURE MADAM IS IN THE U.K.BUT THIS COULD BE EXTRADITION TO THE U.K., IF SHE IS IN AMERICA TO FACE CHARGES. OR EXTRADITION OF OTHER KEY PLAYERS OR WITNESSES OR EVIDENCE. LG FIRST NAME IS CHRISTOPHER, HE IS SAYING TO HMTQ EXCITING TIMES…..NO HE IS NOT….HE IS SAYING EXITING TIMES AS IN LEAVING!!! SHE WILL BE GONE, PERMANENTLY AND 💜💜🐼💜💜PAGE WILL TURN GREEN💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚🟢🟢🟢🟢 🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢 ✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢 THERE WILL BE NO QUESTIONS ASKED COMPLIANCE OR DOING WHAT SHE ASKS WILL BE INSISTED UPON!!! I THINK PRESIDENT TRUMP BROUGHT EVIDENCE AT THE LAST STATE VISIT AND HE WILL BE 100% ON HMTQ’S SIDE FOR JUSTICE ⚖️. OH KIDS I THINK THINGS ARE SOOOOOOO CLOSE.

GSTQAOBC 🇨🇦🇬🇧🇦🇺🇳🇿

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32. May 31

another billionaire friend ………… she lies on lies…………desperate for attention ……… a roadmap to nowhere ……… up up and away ……… all white on the night …………LTA talks with Kate ………… MENSA with Charlotte??………… “ bright as a button ma’am”. …… “ not this side of the family “………” there coming over next week”………” Mmmmm , live tic-toc”……… fairycakes Sydney.

MAY 31/2020

ORIGINAL DATE FOR MAY 30/2020

💜💜🙏🏻🙏🏻😊😊THANK YOU MM ANON😊😊🙏🏻🙏🏻💜💜

RIDDLE#33

another billionaire friend

WELL, I MISSED THE NEWS YESTERDAY KIDS SO I MAY NOT BE UP TO THIS. ARE “THEY” LEAVING ONE BILLIONAIRE FOR ANOTHER?? A FEW DAYS AGO, HER PR SAID THEY WERE MOVING TO NYC BECAUSE OF THE DRONES AND PAPARAZZI ATTENTION. SINCE WHEN DOES SHE NOT LIKE ATTTENTION? SHE HAS PAID FOR PR FOR YEARS AND CONTINUES TO. SO LEAVING PERRY AND WHICH NEW YORK BILLIONAIRE WILL THE LIE BE ABOUT THAT IS TAKING THEM IN. THERE ARE A PLETHORA OF BILLIONAIRES TO CHOOSE FROM. CLINTONS?

………… she lies on lies…………

HOW OBVIOUS MADAM LIES SO MUCH SHE CANNOT KEEP HER STORIES STRAIGHT. SHE LIES ABOUT THE LIES SGE HAS TOLD, ALLEGEDLY. AGE, JOBS, MARRIAGES, FINANCES NOW I HIGHLY SUSPECT ADD LIVING IN L.A. , BEING A MUM, LIVING AT TP’S MANSION, HIRING DEBECKER, BEING BOTHERED BY DRONES, FILING FALSE POLICE REPORTS IF IN FACT REPORTS WERE FILED AT ALL, MIVING TO NYC….NEED I GO ON. I THINK IN THE WORLS SHE SPUN FROM EVERYBODY LIES. HOLLYWOOD IS ALL LIES, FAKE, PR. NOTHING IS AD WE ARE TOLD IT IS. WE HAVE ALL LEARNED THAT DURING THIS SAGA HAVE WE NOT??

desperate for attention ………

DM SAYING THEY HAVE HIRED THE “SECRET SERVICE FOR WEALTHY PEOPLE” , £7000 PER DAY. AGENCY RUN BY FORMER SS AGENT WITH PRESIDENT RONALD REAGAN, GAVIN DE BECKER WHO IS WELL KNOW FOR BEING A MEDIA PUNDIT AND TV,GO TO FOR SECURITY QUESTIONS, I CANNOT TELL YOU THE DOZENS OF TIMES I HAVE SEEN HIM INTERVIEWED. YES! YES!RACHEL, WE KNOW THOUSANDS WANT YOUR AUTOGRAPH BUT NOBODY EXCEPT ****HUB WANTS TO HIRE YOU, MAYBE IF THEY STILL EVEN DO. DESPERATE TIMES CALL FOR DESPERATE MEASURES AND IF ONE IS AS THIRSTY AS RACHEL IS FOR ATTENTION, WELL, PR PR PR.

FREE HUGE PR FOR DE BECKER, I HOPE HE DOESN’T SUFFER THE MARKLE EFFECT TOO .

a roadmap to nowhere ………

BIG PLANS. SUSSEX ROYAL. SHE HAD WEBSITES, HUNDREDS OF THEM WITH EVERY POSSIBLE PERMUTATION OF SUSSEXROYAL ON THEIR TO MAKE MONEY OFF OF THAT. WELL HMTQ TOSSED A BIG OLD SPANNER INTO THE MIX DID SHE NOT. 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂NOPE CANT DO THAT RACHEL OH NOPE CANT USE HRH EITHER. THE WHOLE PLAN WHOOSH. NOW WE ARE ON TO ARCHEWELL……LET US SEE HOW FAR THAT GOES🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂. LG PLEASE, PRETTY PLEASE YANK THE PLUG!!

up up and away ………

HISTORIC PRIVATE LAUNCH INTO SPACE OF SPACEX FALCON 9 FROM CAPE CANAVERAL FLORIDA WAS SET TO LAUNCH MAY 27/20 BUT WAS DELAYED DUE TO WEATHER. THIS IS THE FIRST TIME A PRIVATE COMPANY HAS LAUNCHED ASTRONAUTS INTO SPACE. IT HAS LAUNCHED INTO SPACE YESTERDAY AND AS I TYPE THIS I AM FOLLOWING ALONG AS THEY HAVE NOW REACHED THE ISS INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION, AND HAVE DOCKED. THIS IS HISTORY IN THE MAKING. ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT!!

all white on the night …………

OH I SHALL BE EXTREMELY CAREFUL HOW I WORD THIS BECAUSE I IGNITED AN ATTACK ON MYSELF THE PREVIOUS RIDDLE SIMPLY BY INTERPRETING THE CLUES MM ANON HAD LAID FORTH. I SHALL STATE THIS, PEOPLE ARE GATHERING WORLDWIDE TO EXPRESS THEIR FEELINGS ABOUT RACE, AND RACISM. THERE IS A HUGE UNDERGROUND AND ONLINE SECTOR OF VARIOUS GROUPS ON 4CHAN AND 8CHAN. WE ALL KNOW THIS AS THE DARK WEB WHERE LIKE MINDE D INDIVIDUALS CAN GATHER. SOME ARE FUNDED AND CONSPIRACY THEORIES ABOUND AS WELL. THERE ARE NEWS REPORTS THAT SOME OF THE EXTREME ALT RIGHT ORGANIZATIONS HAVE BEEN INSTIGATING AND MAKING THINGS WORSE. I HAVE MADE EVERY ATTEMPT NOT TO OFFEND, AS I ALWAYS DO. I COULD GO INTO DETAIL BUT I WILL STOP HERE.

LTA talks with Kate …………

CATHERINE IS A MIX OF BRAIN, PHYSICAL, BRAWN, INTELLIGENCE, EMOTIONAL INTELLIGENCE, WIFE, PARTNER MUM. SHE HAS FULLY BLOSSOMED AND IT IS MARVELLOUS TO SEE. IN THE PAST FEW RIDDLES MM ANON HAS MENTIONED HER DASHING OFF TO TENNIS LESSONS. WE ALL HEAR SHE IS VERY GOOD EVEN ACCORDING TO A FRIEND OF HER, ROGER FEDERER. CATHERINE IS PATRON OF THE ALL ENGLAND LAWN TENNIS AND CROQUET CLUB. UNFORTUNATELY, WIMBLEDON HAD TO BE CANCELLED THIS YEAR DUE TO COVID-19.

CATHERINE BECAME PATRON OF THE LTA OR LAWN TENNIS ASSOCIATION IN DECEMBER 2016. I WONDER IF THEY ARE GOING TO TRY AND SET UP SOME ON TV ONLY MATCHES, JUST FOR FANS. SIMILAR TO WHAT OTHER SPORTS ARE DOING. I THINK THAT WOULD BE AWESOME.

MENSA with Charlotte??………… “ bright as a button ma’am”. …… “ not this side of the family “………” there coming over next week”………” Mmmmm , live tic-toc”……… fairycakes Sydney.

NOW THIS DOES NOT SURPRISE ME. CHARLOTTE IS A BRILLIANT CHILD IN PERSONALITY. MENSA IS AN ORGANIZATION FOR THOSE WITH SUPER HIGH IQS. I ACTUALLY QUALIFIED. SOUNDS LIKE OUR BUDDING PRINCESS IS ALSO HIGHLY INTELLIGENT, VERY MUCH SO TO ENOUGH DISCUSS MENSA. THIS ORGANIZATION ENCOURAGES LEARNING, SOCIALIZATION, WHICH CAN BE TOUGH IF EVERYONE AROUND YOU IS RUNNING 115 AND YOU ARE 135, IQ NUMBERS THAT IS. THIS IS BRILLIANT. I FIND THIS HIGHLY EXCITING. SOUNDS LIKE CATHERINE IS RECEIVING END OF TERM REPORTS FROM SCHOOL AND THE TERM BRIGHT AS A BUTTON MEANS REALLY SMART AKA BRIGHT.

I THINK SHE JOKINGLY SAYS THE INTELLIGENCE DID NOT COME FROM HER SIDE OF THE FAMILY, THE MIDDLETONS.🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂ALSO SOUNDS LIKE WITH THE UNLOCKDOWNING CHANGES THEY ARE COMING TO VISIT IN A WEEK, HOW BRILLIANT!!

ACTUALLY I THINK NOW THIS IS HMTQ SHARING THE NEWS WITH LG AND PR SYDNEY AND HMTQ IS JOKING THAT THE IQ DID NOT COME FROM THEIR SIDE OF THE FAMILY, JUST THE WAY IT IS WORDED. HEY I AM AN EQUAL OPPORTUNITY OFFENDER HERE. 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

HMTQ EXCITED THE CAMBRIDGES ARE COMING FOR A VISIT NEXT WEEK, REAL LIVE IN PERSON. DANCE AKA TIK TOK. SHE WANTS SYDNEY TO MAKE FAIRYCAKES OR AS WE IN 🇨🇦 CALL THEM CUPCAKES WITH SPRINKLES AND ICING.

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33. May 31

MM ANON …… it Musk be love ……… nine elms………… agent provocateur ………… teetering on the edge………… body cams?? ………… amateur photographers unite ………… front line statue ……… 🎼I heard it on the grapevine 🎼………… “ no darling not today”……” we’re going to visit gan gan” …………”staying overnight ma’am” ………… “ a few days Sydney “………… “ tomorrow night, it’s a little concert Philip, don’t get grumpy “ ………… “bloody hell, I’m low on refreshments. “

*Entertainment purposes

MAY 31/2020

💜💜🙏🏻🙏🏻😊😊THANK YOU MM ANON😊😊🙏🏻🙏🏻💜💜

RIDDLE #34

it Musk be love ………

ELON MUSK IS A WILD BRILLIANT MINDED BILLIONAIRE WHO NAMED HIS NEWBORN SON DIFFERENT COMBINATION OF LETTERS AND NUMBERS, HE AND HIS GF CHOSE A FEW WEEKS AGO. THEY HAD TO ALTER THE LETTERS OR SOMETHING BECAUSE THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA HAS LAWS ABOUT NAMES, BUT IT IS STILL A WAY OUT THERE NAME. HIS COMPANY HAS BEEN WORKING ON MANY INNOVATIVE SOME SAY CRAZY, MANY SAY IMPOSSIBLE, PROJECTS, BUT HE DANCES LIKE NO ONE IS WATCHING. WELL PEOPLE ARE WATCHING NOW KIDS BECAUSE HIS PRIVATE ROCKET NOT ONLY LAUNCHED SUCCESSFULLY BUT TODAY DOCKED AT THE ISS AND THEY HAVE NOW JOINED THE OTHER ASTRONAUTS ON THE ISS, INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION. THIS IS A PHENOMENAL ACHIEVEMENT.

nine elms…………

NOW I KNOW THIS IS A PART OF SOUTHWEST LONDON AND THEM BIG OLD TREES GO BACK HUNDREDS AND HUNDREDS OF YEARS. THE NINE ELMS AREA IS BECOMING OR HAS BECOME AN AREA FOR ART GALLERIES. IS THIS WHERE THEY HOLD STILL FINAL 100 PHOTOS CHOSEN WILL BE EXHIBITED?? I KNOW CATHERINE IS PARTNERED WITH THE NATIONAL GALLERY.

agent provocateur …………

MADAM, IT TURNS OUT, HAD A LONG RELATIONSHIP/FRIENDSHIP WITH JAMES CHAU, A CHINESE TV PRESENTER. THIS CHAP HAS BEEN ACCUSED BY A BRITISH BUSINESSMAN OF HAVING HIM BEING TIED UP IN AN IRON CHAIR AND TORTURED, DRUGGED . ALSO A CHAP CALLED PETER HUMPHREY HAS ALLEGEDLY DONE A FALSE CONFESSION IN CHINA. THIS ALL HAS TO DO WITH COVID-19 AND THE WHO AND THE INFORMATION CHINA SHARED WITH THE WHO, WORLD HEALTH ASSOCIATION. MY MY RACHEL, YOU TRAVEL WITH SOME DANGEROUS PEOPLE. AGENT PROVACTEUR, IS A SEXY FEMALE WHO USES THAT IN THE ACT OF OBTAINING SECRETS FROM AND ABOUT A FOREIGN ENTITY BE IT COUNTRY OR COMPANY OR INDIVIDUAL REALLY.

teetering on the edge………… body cams?? ………… amateur photographers unite ………… front line statue ………

THE WORLDWIDE PUBLIC GATHERINGS, SOME CALL PROTESTS, FOLLOWING THE MURDER OF A CHAP IN AMERICA BY LAW ENFORCEMENT IN AMERICA. THERE HAVE NOW BEEN MARCHES, CIVIL PROTESTS IN CITIES THE GLOBE OVER. AFTER MONTHS OF BEING STUCK AT HOME, IT SEEMS LIKE A PLUG HAS BEEN PULLED PUT OF THE TUB AND THE WATER RUSHING OUT. THE FRUSTRATION OF LOCKDOWN EXACERBATING THE ANGER. WE ARE TRULY ALL AT A TIPPING POINT. I WONDER WHAT IT WOULD TAKE FOR THINGS TO COMPLETELY SPRIAL OUT OF CONTROL. MEANWHILE THE PANDEMIC RAGES…OR DOES IT?IT HAS MASSIVELY IGNITED RACE ISSUES , WORLDWIDE. IS THE ANSWER MORE BODY CAMS ON OFFICERS? MANY PEOPLE GRABBED THEIR PHONES AND CAUGHT THIS HORRIFIC MURDER ON CAMERA. THIS HAS HAPPENED PREVIOUS TIMES AND CHARGES HAVE NOT HELD. THE VARIOUS LAW ENFORCEMENT COMMUNITIES HAVE FORMED TIGHT LINES TO PREVENT PEOPLE FROM CROSSING LINES. THEY STAND TALL, TIGHT AND SOLID AND DO LOOK LIKE STATUES.

🎼I heard it on the grapevine 🎼…………

THIS SONG GOES BACK, REMEMBER IN THE 90’S WHEN THEY HAD ANIMATED GRAPES SINGING THIS SONG FOR MCDONALD’S OR SOME PLACE WHEN THEY WERE STILL ALLOWED TO GIVE OR SELL TOYS. BUT ITS OLDER ABOUT A PERSON HEARING THROUGH GOSSIP AKA THE GRAPEVINE THAT THEY WERE BEING CHEATED ON. NOW WHO MIGHT THIS BE? WE ALL KNOW MADAM MADE SURE TO BE IN PARIS WITH HARRY WHEN THE ROSE HANBURY AFFAIR RUMOUR WAS UNLEASHED. NO MATTER, THE PUZZLE PIECES FIT AND I RECALL-SEEING IN A DOCUMENTARY EITHER THE CHAP THAT LEAKED IT FOR HER OR A FRIEND OF HIS RATTED HER OUT. NOW WE HAVE A PENDING LAWSUIT BY THE CAMBRIDGES AGAINST TATLER. EVERYTHING IS LESS THAN SIX DEGREES OF SEPARATION FROM MADAM. ALL ROADS DONT LEAD TO ROME, THEY LEAD TO MADAM. SORRY TO USE TWO CLICHES HERE. DEARIE ME, IF THEY SUE, HO HO HO, HEADS WILL ROLL!!! KARMA EVENTUALLY ROLLS AROUND. WHAT IS BURIED DOES NOT STAY BURIED TO QUOTE GOT, GAME OF THRONES.

“ no darling not today”……” we’re going to visit gan gan” …………”staying overnight ma’am” ………… “ a few days Sydney “………… “ tomorrow night, it’s a little concert Philip, don’t get grumpy “ ………… “bloody hell, I’m low on refreshments. “

NO TENNIS FOR CATHERINE OR TIK TOK FOR CHARLOTTE, TODAY THEY ARE OFF TO WC, WINDSOR CASTLE TO SEE GAN GAN FINALLY AFTER WEEKS, AND MONTHS.

HMTQ DISCUSSING PLANS WITH SYDNEY. TELLING HIM THE CAMBRIDGES WILL BE THERE FOR SEVERAL DAYS. OH HOW WONDERFUL!!!

HMTQ SPEAKING TO HIMSELF, ANTICIPATING AN IN PERSON TIK TOK, DANCING, LOUD MUSIC THE WHOLE NINE YARDS. HIMSELF IS AS CHEERFUL AS EVER. HE IS ANTICIPATING THE NOISE AND DISRUPTION, MUMBLING GRUMBLING THAT HE NEEDS MORE BODDINGTONS🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

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34. June 1

MM ANON … Balmoral Fern………… plastic Nile. ………… in the Bunker ………… Autopsy …………………Truth , Justice and the American way ………… WC welcome …………… “ would one know how to barbecue Sydney??” ………… William will oblige ma’am……”one prefers coronation chicken “…………… “unicorn sausages ,Lottie George??……… “just salad ma’am. “

*entertainment purposes

💜💜🙏🏻🙏🏻😊😊THANK YOU DEAR MM ANON😊😊🙏🏻🙏🏻💜💜

JUNE 1/2020. RIDDLE #35

Balmoral Fern…………

GORGEOUS PHOTOS TODAY, HMTQ OUT RIDING HER FAVOURITE HORSE,CALLED BALMORAL FERN, ON THE GROUNDS OF WINDSOR CASTLE. IT WAS THE FIRST THING I READ AND SAW OHOTIS OF THIS MORNING, STUNNING!! A GIANT BEADT OF A HORSE, YET HMTQ IN TOTAL MASTERY OF CONTROL. IT CERTAINLY IS SOMETHING TO. SEE. I AM SOOOO HAPPY FOR HER THAT SHE GOT OUT FINALLY FOR A RIDE. OH HOW MUCH SHE MUST HAVE MISSED THAT!!

plastic Nile. …………

OUR WORLD , MY GOD WHAT HAVE WE DONE TO IT. BREAKING NEWS OF THE HORRORS OF PLASTICS AND MICRO PLASTICS CONTAMINATING THE NILE RIVER IN EGYPT. IT IS CONTAMINATING NOT ONLY THE WATER, THE PLANTS, BUT THE VARIOUS CREATURES THAT LIVE IN THE WATER. THEY HAVE BEEN FOUND WITH MICRO PLASTICS. KIDS DOES ANYONE ELSE FEEL STIMULI OVERLOAD? TURN TO GOD AND SAVIOUR. THAT IS THE ONLY WAY FOR ME. PLEASE FIND A WAY FOR YOU TO HEALTHFULLY HANDLE ALL THIS. WE ARE A LOVING TUMBLR FAMILY AND WE WILL UPHOLD EACH OTHER.💜💜💜🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻😊😊😊PG😊😊😊💜💜💜🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻💜💜💜

in the Bunker …………

Autopsy …………………Truth , Justice and the American way …………

WORLDWIDE WE HAVE BEEN WITNESSING CIVIL PROTESTS IN RESPONSE TO THE MURDER OF GEORGE FLOYD BY POLICE OFFICERS CAUGHT ON CAMERA. THEN THERE ARE BAD ACTORS WHO CAUSE CHAOS, ENTER TO STEAL, RIOT, COMPLETELY RUINING THE ISSUES OF CIVIL PROTESTS ARE FOR. WHILST THE LINCOLN MEMORIAL WAS VANDALISED LAST EVENING IN THE U..S. CAPITOL, WASHINGTON D.C. ALSO A CHURCH NEAR THE WHITE HOUSE WAS AFLAME. THE SECRET SERVICE RESPONSIBLE FOR POTUS SECURITY TOOK POTUS TO THE SECURE BUNKER UNDERNEATH LE MAISON BLANC DUE TO SECURITY ISSUES. POTUS AND FLOTUS HAVE TO DO AS THE SECRET SERVICE DIRECTS IN THESE SITUATIONS.

AUTOPSY RESULTS ARE PENDING FROM MR FLOYD TO RULE OUT ANY OTHER CAUSE OF DEATH AND CLEARLY POINT TO THE CAUSE.

INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY IS TRUTH JUSTICE AND THE AMERICAN WAY. THE MAIN PROBLEM IS IT IS NOT EQUALLY APPLIED AND MANY POC ARE DISPROPORTIONATELY ARRESTED, IMPRISONED ETC. THIS IS A LITERAL WORLD POWDER KEG. SECURITY NATIONAL AND INTERNATIONAL ARE MASSSIVELY IN PLAY HERE.

WC welcome …………… “ would one know how to barbecue Sydney??” ………… William will oblige ma’am……”one prefers coronation chicken “…………… “unicorn sausages ,Lottie George??……… “just salad ma’am. “

THE CAMBRIDGES ARE SET TO DESCEND UPON WC, WINDSOR CASTLE, FOR A LONG AWAITED VISIT. HMTQ. AND SYDNEY DISCUSSING A MENU,HMTQ WONDERING IF SHE COULD MANAGE TO DO THE BBQ. WHEN SHE SPEAKS IN THE FIRST PERSON ENGLISH, SHE IS REFERRING TO HERSELF. HMTQ PREFERS THE CORONATION CHICKEN RECIPE THAT WAS CREATED FOR AND SERVED AT HER CORONATION. I HAVE NEVER HAD IT. IF ANYONE HAS LEAVE A COMMENT HOW IT TASTES PLEASE.

JOKINGLY SAYING UNICORN SAUSAGES FOR THE CHILDREN. LOTTIE WAS OBSSESSED WITH UNICORNS WHEN SHE FIRST STARTED SCHOOL. SYDNEY VETOES THIS IDEA AND SUGGESTS JUST SALAD😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣. HE DOES NOT HAVE TOO MUCH CONFIDENCE IN HMTQ KITCHEN OR BBQ SKILLS.🤣🤣🤣🤣😂☕️.

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35. June 02

MM ANON ……… keep your distance ………” it’s a curfew Jim , but not as we know it “ …… “ A plague o’ both your houses “……… house today , gone tomorrow ………… “all lives matter “ …………… cut and roots and streaks ……… B&EC are reluctant to return ………… Minister misleads testing ……… office of national ridistics ……… 🎼I I see a bad moon rising 🎼………… blackout Tuesday ………… “ “wear a body-cam old thing, then I can pretend I’m riding “ …………… “one would look ridiculous Philip!!”……… “ Sydney, stop pouring “

*Entertainment purposes

💜💜🙏🏻🙏🏻😊😊THANK YOU MM ANON😊😊🙏🏻🙏🏻💜💜

JUNE 2/2020. RIDDLE# 36

BEFORE YOU READ, PLEASE PLEASE, I HAVE TRIED MY BEST HERE, I MEAN NOOOO OFFENCE OR DISRESPECT. I AM TRYING TO PROCESS THIS ALL.

keep your distance ………

I DO NOT LIKE USING THE WORD RIOTS OR PROTESTS RIGHT NOW, I WILL USE THE WORD MARCHES. THE LAW ENFORCEMENT AGENCIES, WORLD OVER, ARE TRYING TO KEEP SITUATIONS SAFE BY KEEPING A SAFE DISTANCE, PERIMETER AROUND LARGE GROUPS. INDIVIDUALS HAVE BEEN THROWING ROCKS, BOTTLES, OTHER ITEMS SO THERE NEEDS TO BE A SAFE DISTANCE. I HEARD YESTERDAY IN AMERICA OVER 60 SECRET SERVICE AGENTS HAVE BEEN INJURED.

THIS APPROACH HAS NOT JUST BEEN IN AMERICA BUT EVERYWHERE MARCHES ARE TAKING PLACE. SAFETY AND ORDER.

“it’s a curfew Jim , but not as we know it “ ……

THANK YOU MM ANON, STAR TREK REFERENCE YET AGAIN, I GET THE MESSAGE. STAR TREK WAS ONLY TWO SEASONS BUT FORESHADOWED SO MUCH TECHNOLOGY WE USE DAILY AND TAKE FOR GRANTED. THIS SHOW WAS UTTERLY GROUND BREAKING. CONSPIRACY THEORIES ABOUT THIS AND THE ANIMATED TV SHOW , THE SIMPSONS, LITERALLY TELLING OF EVENTS YEARS BEFORE THEY HAPPENED. MANY MANY THINGS ARE CIRCULATING ONLINE ABOUT THIS.

THE CURFEW IN WASHINGTON D.C., THE AMERICAN CAPITOL, WAS A FEW HOURS EARLIER LAST NIGHT IN AN EFFORT TO GET AHEAD OF ANY ALTERCATIONS ETC.

POTUS WALKED TO THE CHURCH THAT HAD BEEN SET ABLAZE THE PREVIOUS NIGHT AND HE HELD A BIBLE HIGH IN THE AIR. THEN PROCEEDED TO WALK BACK TO LE MAISON BLANC. HE WAS WALKING ALONG A CLEARED PATH, A CORRIDOR, WITH ON EITHER SIDE FLANKED BY LONG ROWS OF UNIFORMED SECURITY, POLICE, NATIONAL GUARD, I AM NOT CERTAIN, BUT IT WAS A VERY POWERFUL VISUAL. HE STATED HE WOULD DOMINATE THE STREET TO KEEP THEM SAFE. NOT DOMINATE PEOPLE. THESE ARE NOT, I REPEAT, NOT ME, PARAPHRASE, I AM STATING FACTS.

“ A plague o’ both your houses “………

OF COURSE INSTANTLY RECOGNIZABLE AS FROM ROMEO AND JULIET, BY THE BARD, WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE. THE LOVE OF THESE TWO YOUNG PEOPLE WAS PROHIBITED DUE TO THE MUTUAL HATRED AND LED TO THEIR SUICIDES. FIGHTS FEUD HATRED BETWEEN THE HOUSES OF MONTAGUE AND CAPULET, I AM PRETTY SURE YOU ALL KNOW THE STORY BE IT THE BARD OR ANY MODERN HOLLYWOOD VERSIONS.

IN AMERICA, THE CONGRESS HAS A DEMOCRATIC MAJORITY, THE SENATE HAS A REPUBLICAN MAJORITY . THEY BOTH HAVE VERY DIFFERENT VISIONS OF THE NEEDS OF THE COUNTRY OF AMERICA. BOTH ARE SEVERELY BEING AFFECTED BY ALL THE PAIN AND SUFFERING THE COUNTRY IS UNDERGOING. IT IS SO INTENSE AND UPSETTING IT HAS SPILLED OVER THE ENTIRE WORLD AND OVERTAKEN THE PANDEMIC WHICH EVERYONE WAS PARALYZED BY.

THIS MAY ALSO BE SIMILAR TO POC AND CAUCASIAN HOUSES. AMERICA AND OTHER PLACES HAVE A LONG HISTORY OF ISSUES THAT YOU ALL KNOW ABOUT, I DO NOT NEED TO REPEAT.

house today , gone tomorrow …………

MADAM, LEAVING TO MANSION, HEADING TO NYC WITH NEW BILLIONAIRE. OR LIES, PR LIES, PR LIES, 🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥. HER BESTIES LIES TO TATLER VIA A SISTER ARE COMING BACK TO BITE IN THE DERRIÈRE. ITS A TAKE ON THE PHRASE, HERE TODAY GONE TOMORROW. HOW I WISH THAT WERE TRUE. MAKE NO MISTAKE I DO NOT WISH HER ANY ILL WILL, I JUST WISH SHE WOULD FACE JUSTICE AND LIVE QUIETLY. WE KNOW THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN. NO MATTER HOW MUCH GREASE YOU PUT ON THAT SCREEN DOOR IT IS ALWAYS GOING TO MAKE THOSE LOUD ANNOYING SOUNDS AND NOISES!!

“all lives matter “

BLM, BLACK LIVES MATTER, ! , FROM WIKI, TRYING TO SAVE MY HANDS KIDS, Black Lives Matter

Black Lives Matter (BLM) is an international human rights movement, originating in the African-American community, that campaigns against violence and systemic racism towards black people. BLM regularly holds protests speaking out against police killings of black people, and broader issues such as racial profiling, police brutality, and racial inequality in the United States criminal justice system.WIKIPEDIA ENDQUOTE.

MANY WANT THE IDEA OF ALL LIVES MATTER. THERE ARE THE LEADERS OF BLM THAT STATE THEIR COMMUNITY IS UNIQUE IN THE HISTORY OF VIOLENCE AGAINST THEIR COMMUNITY. OH KIDS I AM TRYING TO DO A CLUE IN THE RIDDLE, TRYING TO UNDERSTAND AMERICAN ISSUES. I MEAN NO OFFENSE TO ANYONE PLEASE🥺🥺🥺🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

…………… cut and roots and streaks ………

FINALLY AFTER LOCKDOWN HORRIFIC AT HOME HAIRCUTS, COLOURS, THE LIFTOFF HAS COME AND WE CAN GET OURSELVES TENDED TO. CUT, COLOUR, HIGHLIGHTS, WAXING, MANICURES, PEDICURES AND A PLETHORA OF OTHER THINGS!

B&EC are reluctant to return ………… PRINCESS BEATRICE AND EDO’S WEDDING WAS TO HAVE BEEN MAY 29/2020 I BELIEVE. THEY HAVE BEEN ISOLATING WITH EDO’S MUM IN CHIPPINGTON NORTON. PRINCESS EUGENIE AND JACK I BELIEVE AT IVY COTTAGE. WHAT IS THE C THOUGH COUNT? ARE THEY ENJOYING THE QUIETNESS OF THE COTSWOLDS SND NOT WANTING TO RETIRN TO LONDON?? KIDS THE C STUMPS ME. I AM CERTAIN AFTER I SUBMIT THE RIDDLE I WILL GET AN IDEA SND SAY SELF, HOW DID YOU MISS THAT?😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣. Minister misleads testing ……… office of national ridistics ……… RID OF COVID IN THE U.K. BY JULY?? I THOUGHT IT WAS HERE TO STAY AND VACCINE WAS MONTHS AWAY, OH NO ITS YEARS AWAY NOW. THE STATS OF DEATHS AND CASES CHANGE. LOCKDOWN EXTENDED, JUST READ MATT HANCOCKS MEMO. THE WHOLE TESTING, TRACK AND TRACE IS GOOFY REALLY. IT SEEMS EVERYTIME I PUT ON THE NEWS THINGS HAVE CHANGED , LIKE A TENNIS MATCH WATCHING THE BALL BACK AND FORTH. HOW COME, I ASK IN ALL SINCERITY, THESE WORLDWIDE PROTESTS HAVE OVERTAKEN THE PANDEMIC, YET THE FEAR OF CATCHING IT HAS NOT STOPPED MILLIONS OF PEOPLE WORLDWIDE PROTESTING. I HAVE MANY QUESTIONS, I JUST DO NOT UNDERSTAND SO MUCH OF WHAT IS REALKY TRULY GOING ON IN THIS WORLD IN 2020! 🎼I I see a bad moon rising 🎼………… CCR, GREAT BAND, JOHN FOGERTY ONE OF THE MOST UNIQUE VOICES EVER. CREEDANCE CLEARWATER REVIVAL IS THE BAND. WE USED TO JOKE THAT PMS WA WORSE DURING A FULL MOON. I CAN 110% GUARANTEE IT WHEN I TELL YOU, WORKING IN A HUGE PSYCHIATRIC FACILITY, INDIVIDUALS MOST DEFINITELY WERE MUCH MORE VOLATILE DURING FULL MOONS. ADMISSIONS INCREASED DURING FULL MOONS. PEOPLE WITH ORE EXISTING ILLNESS , WAS OFTEN EXACERBATED DURING FULL MOONS. I KNOW MANY A STUDY HAS BEEN DONE ON THE EFFECTS OFVTHE POLAR TIDES AND ITS EFFECTS ON THE HUMAN BRAIN. ITS REAL.

JUNE 5/2030 IS THE NEXT FULL MOON. ARE WE ANTICIPATING THINGS WILL GET WORSE BY THE EFFECTS OF THE FULL MOON, POLAR TIDES? ALL I KNOW IS, I HAVE SEEN IT HUNDREDS OF TIMES DURING MY CAREER AND PERSONAL LIFE AS WELL.

blackout Tuesday …………

SOCIAL MEDIA, SCREENS TO GO BLACK TODAY IN SUPPORT OF BLM. I GET AUTO EMAILS WHEN SALES OR SPECIALS ON MY FAVOURITE MAKEUP/SKIN CARE. SUNDAY, TARTE COSMETICS SENT OUT EMAIL, SAYING THEY WERE HAVING CELEBRATION SPECIALS. YESTERDAY I GOT AN EMAIL FROM THEM STATING OUT OF RESPECT FOR BLM, THEY FELT NOW WAS NOT THE TIME TO CELEBRATE. TAKE THAT FOR WHAT YOU WILL. WE ALL HAVE OUR OWN THOUGHTS ON WHAT IS GOING ON IN OUR WORLD. FEAR, ANXIETY ETC. WE ARE A TUMBLR FAMILY, LETS LOVE ON EACH OTHER AND HELP EACH OTHER UNDERSTAND DIFFERING POINTS OF VIEW , EXPERIENCES ETC.

“ “wear a body-cam old thing, then I can pretend I’m riding “ …………… “one would look ridiculous Philip!!”……… “ Sydney, stop pouring “

WELL WELL KIDS HERE WE ARE, THIS IS THE STATE OF THINGS IN 2020! HIMSELF IS SUGGESTING THAT HMTQ WEAR A BODY CAMERA NEXT TIME SHE RIDES BALMORAL FERN, SO HE CAN RIDE VICARIOUSLY THROUGH HER VIA THE CAMERA. THAT IS ACTUALLY A BRILLIANT IDEA SIR!! OF COURSE HMTQ IS HAVING NONE OF THAT, SAYING SHE WOULD LOOK RIDICULOUS. KIDS CAN YOU PICTURE THIS CONVERSATION?? SITTING ROOM, TV BLARING THE GANGS OF LONDON DVD THEY ARE BINGE WATCHING, IN THE MIDDLE OF A SCENE, HIMSELF COMES UP WITH THIS IDEA.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂. HMTQ SAYS, SYDNEY NO MORE BOOZE, NO MORE SILLY IDEAS NEEDED.🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂OH THANK YOU MM ANON FOR THE LAUGHS, I NEEDED THAT JUST NOW.

GSTQAOBC 🇨🇦🇬🇧🇦🇺🇳🇿 *Entertainment purposes

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December Reading List

This month, I’ve only chosen one ARC to read as I’m trying to catch up with all of my book reviews before the end of the year. So you will find that the majority of this months books are from my GoodReads TBR list. I also hope that I do manage to read all of the books on this months list because that will mean that I have completed my GoodReads 2020 Reading Challenge.

Don’t forget to pop by again on the 6 December to see what book I pull out of the Random Jar of the Month.

December’s Books

Late Love by Scarlett Hopper, Pages: 208, Publication Date: 13 October 2020

Protecting Caroline (SEAL of Protection #1) by Susan Stoker, Pages: 282, Publication Date: 2 September 2014

The Vine Witch (The Vine Witch #1) by Luanne G Smith, Pages: 263, Publication Date: 1 October 2019

A Typical Family Christmas by Liz Davies, Pages: 282, Publication Date: 15 September 2019

Influential Magic by Deanna Chase, Pages: 318, Publication Date: 6 March 2013

Practical Magic by Alice Hoffman, Pages: 286, Publication Date: 1 July 1995

The Blood Covenant (Medici Warrior #1) by Emily Bex, Pages: 550, Publication Date: 18 February 2019

Synopsis: Lottie Night didn’t expect her year to turn out this way. After finding out she’s carrying more than just the emotional baggage of her breakup, life as she knows it quickly changes. Panicked, she attempts to balance everything alone until she meets Owen. Owen Bower didn’t know what he was missing until Lottie crashed into his life. She’s everything he never knew he wanted, but a relationship is the last thing on Lottie’s mind. Yet when a chance encounter between the two reveals Lottie’s biggest secret, a bond is immediately formed.   Owen quickly becomes Lottie’s closest confidant, but it’s clear their connection is anything but platonic. Emotions can only be ignored for so long until someone cracks, and it looks like Owen will be first. Forced to confront her feelings, Lottie must decide, can she move forward without her past getting in the way?

Let me know if you’ve read or reviewed any of these book, and tell me what you think of them. Or just let me know what books are on your reading list for December.

Synopsis: **Protecting Caroline is a stand-alone love story. It’s Book 1 in the SEAL of Protection Series.**

Matthew “Wolf” Steel hated flying commercial. Luckily his job as a Navy SEAL meant he didn’t have to do it very often. He’d been unlucky enough to be assigned a middle seat on the cramped jet, but fortunately for him, the woman next to him was willing to switch seats with him. Hoping for a relaxing flight, Wolf was pleasantly surprised at the good conversation and sense of humor the woman had as they flew 36,000 feet over the countryside.

When Caroline boarded the plane to Virginia to move across the country for her new job she never expected to be seated next to the hottest guy she’d ever seen. She also never expected he’d be so easy to talk to. She knew he’d never be interested in talking to her if he hadn’t been trapped in the seat next to her, but it was a nice way to spend a long plane ride.

Neither Wolf nor Caroline were prepared for a terrorist hijacking of their plane, but if Caroline thought that would be the last time she’d see, or need, Wolf, she’d be sorely mistaken.

Synopsis: A young witch emerges from a curse to find her world upended in this gripping fantasy of betrayal, vengeance, and self-discovery set in turn-of-the-century France.

For centuries, the vineyards at Château Renard have depended on the talent of their vine witches, whose spells help create the world-renowned wine of the Chanceaux Valley. Then the skill of divining harvests fell into ruin when sorcière Elena Boureanu was blindsided by a curse. Now, after breaking the spell that confined her to the shallows of a marshland and weakened her magic, Elena is struggling to return to her former life. And the vineyard she was destined to inherit is now in the possession of a handsome stranger.

Vigneron Jean-Paul Martel naively favors science over superstition, and he certainly doesn’t endorse the locals’ belief in witches. But Elena knows a hex when she sees one, and the vineyard is covered in them. To stay on and help the vines recover, she’ll have to hide her true identity, along with her plans for revenge against whoever stole seven winters of her life. And she won’t rest until she can defy the evil powers that are still a threat to herself, Jean-Paul, and the ancient vine-witch legacy in the rolling hills of the Chanceaux Valley.

Synopsis: For once, Kate Peters would like a happy, family Christmas; the kind of Christmas seen in the movies. She wants harmony and happiness, smiling, glowing faces, tables groaning with food, carol singing around the tree. She wants love, kindness, and goodwill to all men, especially in her own house.

What she doesn’t want is drama. Absolutely no drama, whatsoever.

But what she gets is three stroppy children, two equally stroppy grandmothers, a husband who can’t manage to change a lightbulb, and Pepe the poodle.

It’s no wonder she feels unappreciated, overworked, and ignored. At the end of her tinsel-coated tether, and with the only Christmas spirit being in the form of a bottle of raspberry gin, Kate decides to leave them to it, and see how they manage without her.

A quiet little hotel somewhere near the sea, where she can pretend Christmas doesn’t exist, is just the thing she needs. Isn’t it?

Synopsis: It’s tough being a faery in New Orleans, a city fraught with vampires… especially when their very existence drains your life-force.

Willow Rhoswen, owner of The Fated Cupcake and part-time vampire hunter for the Void is having a rough week. Four years after her twin brother’s mysterious death, Willow’s life is threatened and the director saddles her with a new partner—her ex-boyfriend, David. To her horror, he’s turned vamp, which causes her physical pain whenever she touches him… and any other specimen of the undead.

In order to save Willow’s life, David agrees to turn double agent against the most powerful vampire organization in New Orleans. Or so he says. And she’s convinced they know something about her brother’s death. Unsure where David’s loyalties lie, she turns to Talisen, her childhood crush, to help her solve the mystery.

Caught between two gorgeous men and a director who’ll stop at nothing to control Willow’s gifts, she’ll have to follow her instincts and learn who to trust. Otherwise, she risks losing more than just her life.

Synopsis: The Owens sisters confront the challenges of life and love in this bewitching novel from New York Times bestselling author Alice Hoffman.

For more than two hundred years, the Owens women have been blamed for everything that has gone wrong in their Massachusetts town. Gillian and Sally have endured that fate as well: as children, the sisters were forever outsiders, taunted, talked about, pointed at. Their elderly aunts almost seemed to encourage the whispers of witchery, with their musty house and their exotic concoctions and their crowd of black cats. But all Gillian and Sally wanted was to escape.

One will do so by marrying, the other by running away. But the bonds they share will bring them back—almost as if by magic…

Synopsis: When he met her, he knew how it would end.

Shade Medici, a warrior king and sole male heir to the dynasty, is expected to mate and produce an heir to secure the continuation of the Medici coven. He’s waited over five hundred years for the right mate, and when he meets Kate Reese, his attraction is more than primal – it’s merciless.

She’s also mortal.

Kate is fresh off a broken engagement and reluctant to open her heart, but her hesitations are no match for the unrelenting pursuits of the vampire King. Their passion for each other is searing…and not everyone is happy about it. Namely the ruling Council.

As they fight against deceit, treachery, and those who aim to see their love fail, Shade also struggles to control his impulses as Kate is immersed into his dark and dangerous world, but it’s imperative he prepare her for the changes that will be demanded of her should she choose to bind herself to him through the blood covenant. All that scorches and glitters isn’t gold, and she quickly learns that falling in love with a vampire King comes at a hefty price:

It may just cost her everything.

*** Let me know if you’ve read or reviewed any of these book, and tell me what you think of them. Or just let me know what books are on your December reading list. ***

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[nicolepascaline]

Claire and Tinsel Masterlist

Whumpmas in July day 15

So yeah, I'm falling behind, I promise I'll finish all the writing prompts eventually! Maybe not by the end of July though.

Also WARNING: This one doesn't have any explicit material but there's referenced past non-con and really strong non-con vibes through the whole thing, so be careful, take care of yourselves, and mind the content warnings. If I'm missing anything in the content warnings please let me know!

CW: BBU and associated content, death threats, reference to past murder, non-consensual undressing (not explicit but sexual), s*x or die situation, strong but non-explicit non-con content, referenced past non-con, alcohol and drug usage, gun presence/implied violence

Hope that's everyone on the taglist, if I've forgotten anyone or you'd like to be added/removed let me know!

@rosesareviolentlyread @eatyourdamnpears @badluck990 @whumpinggrounds @carnagecardinal @whump-cravings @maracujatangerine

Tinsel's fork scraped the plate absently, as he moved the little piles of rice around, the red curry pooling like blood below. When he had come home, Master had ignored the layout on the kitchen table entirely.

"Go ahead and eat," he had said, hoisting his dark duffle bag over his shoulder, "When you're done come up to my room."

Looking back down at his plate, Tinsel couldn't stop the words from ringing in his ears. His room. One week. Before he was put down. Tinsel couldn't even look at what he'd cooked, much less eat. After doing his absolute best for a week it just wasn't good enough. He wasn't good enough. It wasn't a surprise, it shouldn't hurt, he grit his teeth. The weight in his chest ached with the inevitability of it all.

And still, he cleaned slowly, doing the dishes by hand, portioning out the leftovers into single serving sizes, anything to look busy if Master came looking for him. Not yet, he couldn't go just yet, it had gone dark a few hours ago, and when Tinsel gingerly dried the last pan the clock said it was past midnight.

That long? Tinsel looked over his shoulder. He'd hadn't meant to take so long, Master would think he was avoiding it and he wasn't, not really, he was just scared and--Tinsel covered his mouth with his hand. Master had said he liked quick kills, but what if Tinsel needed to be punished now that he'd tried to avoid it?

Hitching, Tinsel's breath began sucking faster behind his hand as he struggled unsuccessfully to control it. There was nothing for it, he had to go now, apologize, beg, not that it would do any good. His legs wouldn't move and his hand fell back on the counter to support him.

It was a struggle to walk down the hall, to face the warm cabin door. Resting his head against it for a moment, Tinsel allowed himself to breathe before knocking. His knuckles barely grazed the wood, for a moment he was worried he'd been too quiet. When the door squeaked open a crack, Master leaned heavily against the doorframe.

"Hmm?" Master grunted.

"I, the kitchen's clean," Tinsel said, "Master."

"Oh, right. I've got to kill you too," Master leaned his head into his forearm and groaned. The door swung open and Tinsel was ushered in.

"What'd you end up bringing?" Master said.

"Sorry, Master?"

"From the kitchen," Master said, "You like knives, I was expecting one of those."

Tinsel stared back. He hadn't realized he was supposed to bring the weapon himself, he was so stupid. Master was still leaned against the doorway, hair hanging disheveled around his shoulders, button-down half undone.

"S-sorry," Tinsel said, "Sorry, I didn't,"

When his eyes landed on the toppled whiskey bottle Tinsel fell silent. The smell too, the whole room, so that's why Master was acting odd. He hardly seemed the same person who came home a few hours earlier. Master's whole demeanor was too casual, Tinsel recognized the fog drifting behind his smile. Without realizing Tinsel had taken a step back, hands shaking. The party, before he was returned, it had that same smell, rainbow lights blinding him as everyone around screamed and laughed and--"

"Ah well," Master said, "It was too much to expect this to be interesting. Bare hands it is then,"

He drew his pistol and deposited it on the side table, approaching Tinsel with surprisingly steady steps. When Master took hold of his shoulders, Tinsel whimpered, but let himself be turned around until one hand held his chin and the other gripped his hair in a fist.

"Usually I'd strangle," Master mumbled, it sounded as if he were talking to himself more than anyone. "But you're bones are so small I might be able to snap the neck, if I get the right angle. Paralyze at least. That'd make the strangling easier,"

Tinsel's breath was heaving, tears running hot down his cheeks. Behind him Masters body pressed close, almost leaning against him.

"You can hear me, right?" Master said, breath warm against Tinsel's ear. Tinsel squeaked in affirmation when the grip on his hair tightened.

"Then," Master's nose was against his ear now. "Why aren't you fighting back? You could at least struggle a little,"

Tinsel tried to speak but couldn't, the only thing that came out was a suppressed sob.

"You're an idiot," Master said, and then came the kiss at Tinsel's jaw. "Still adorable when you cry though."

Adorable? Tinsel didn't have time to take in the compliment when another kiss came lower on his neck, the weight pressed against him from behind growing as Master leaned in. The hands on his head fell to his chest, tugging and pulling the buttons free. Tinsel was breathing so fast it could hardly be called breathing. Master was drunk. He'd probably fall asleep afterward. In the morning would he remember why Tinsel was still alive?

If Tinsel was good, maybe Master would keep him.

Tinsel winced as the shirt was pulled off his shoulders, trying to hold in another sob. Good, he had to be good, he had to be--adorable. He tried to stifle the whimper when he was folded over the bed and buried his face in the comforter. It would hurt but he could do it again, like before, the smell and the dark, and when he heard the belt coming undone behind him--

Stop, stop, please, stop, no, no, stop. . .

"What was that?" Master said, and Tinsel bit the blanket. Had he said it out loud? His legs were shaking so badly he would have crumpled if it weren't for the bed. No, he couldn't have said it out loud, he wanted this, he wanted to live, trying to make them stop never changed anything anyway.

He'd screamed it at the party. Over and over, until he couldn't speak, until he couldn't beg. He'd listened quietly as they'd talked to customer service the next morning, complaining about his performance, negotiating for a replacement. He'd tried to tell the case agent dragging him back that he hadn't been trained for that, but his throat was sore and hoarse and it didn't matter anyway, because he was a pet who should never have tried to tell his Masters what to do.

The warm body, lean and firm with muscle pressed against him as Master leaned over to find his ear again.

"What was that you said?"

"I can't, I can't," Tinsel whispered. Master had to feel the frail frame shaking itself to pieces underneath him. "I want to be good but, I, I,"

Master let out a long sigh.

"And I'd ordered a romantic too. They couldn't even get that right."

He started laughing quietly and pulled back, and Tinsel cried, waiting for the last of his breath to be stolen from his body. Tinsel gasped and--he was scooped up, Master was picking him up, only they both lost balance and fell on the bed unceremoniously. Master tucked his head in Tinsel's shoulder and groaned. They laid there for a moment before Tinsel realized Master really wasn't going to do anything but snuggle against his arm. He'd--had he actually stopped?

"My first one was barehanded," Master finally mumbled, "First paid hit, I should say."

Tinsel watched the dark ceiling and tried to catch his breath.

"Not much bigger than you. But now I always try to strangle from behind. Hate seeing the eyes,"

Tinsel didn't know what he was supposed to say, so he didn't say anything at all.

"Look at that," Master said, trying to prop himself up, "I don't think I can stand."

"A-are you sure you've just been drinking?" Tinsel said quietly.

"Uhh," Master's head hung again and he was laughing, "Pretty sure, sure I'm not. Wasn't. Didn't just drink."

"What did you take?" Tinsel caught him as he tipped back onto him. "Do I, should I call someone,"

"Absolutely not," Master said, "They'd kill me if they found me this high. You know,"

Master went serious and a little limper.

"I'm so dizzy. The whole place is, rocking. Like a ship. You might be able to beat me to the, the table."

"Master?" Tinsel said.

"The gun."

TInsel swallowed the lump in his throat.

"Y-you want me to bring it to you?"

Master buried his head in Tinsel's chest, and Tinsel couldn't tell if he was laughing or crying.

"You're so innocent aren't you? Dumb as bricks," He jabbed Tinsel with his finger to punctuate the words. "Dumb. As. Bricks. I'm trying to kill you."

"Yes, Master," Tinsel said. Master slapped him across the face so sloppily it didn't even sting.

"So fight back, idiot. There's a loaded gun on the table ten feet away and, woah," Master's head fell forward a little. "And you're never gonna stand a chance against me unless I'm this out of it."

Tinsel raised his hand to steady Master's head which was beginning to hang like a baby's, when Master nuzzled into the touch.

"You're so soft," He said, "And warm. So warm."

The room was only lit by moonlight from one large window, but it was enough to make out Master's piercing look.

"I forgot I had to kill you, you know. After the whiskey. Or maybe--I think I did remember, maybe that's why I took the pills. Bad call, didn't expect it to--I haven't passed out in a few years, wouldn't that be embarrassing,"

"Are you okay?" Tinsel said, "Can I get you anything, or,"

"What'd I just tell you!" He was angry, but it fizzled out as his eyes fluttered shut, a wry smile on his lips. "But you don't know how to use a gun, do you? Hmm, okay. So you beat me to the side table, take the, take it with you to the kitchen. There's no way I can catch you on the stairs, they might even break my neck for you."

He rolled over out of Tinsel's arms and let his head fall back.

"Kitchen. Ha, you can use a knife after all. Still, hand to hand and I'm expecting you It'll be interesting,"

"I--" Tinsel was interrupted by the brrring of Master's cell phone from the side table.

"Oh no, no no," Master groaned, "They'll kill me if I don't pick up and. . .I don't suppose you'd be a dear and grab that for me would you?"

His glassy eyes were flat like he wasn't quite sure who he was talking to anymore. Tinsel wiggled free and walked to the desk on legs shaking as bad as the vibrating phone. Master was right, there was no way Master would be able to catch him if he ran. And he'd be busy with the phone, the number was blocked but it must be someone important, to have Master's number.

Bzzzzzz, it buzzed again impatiently, and next to it sat the handgun. Tinsel reached out his hand and glanced over his shoulder, Master was still sprawled on the bed, helpless. Or was he?

Was this some kind of test?

Master had stopped when Tinsel had--

Balling his hands in his hair, Tinsel allowed himself a groan before snatching up the phone and running back to the bed, praying that he'd passed whatever game Master was trying to play.

[nicolepascaline]

Claire and Tinsel Masterlist

Whumpas in July, Day 6 @whumpmasinjuly

Tinsel and Claire are back! Let me know if you want added or removed to their taglist.

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TW: Knives and knife violence, eye gore/threat of

Tinsel licked his lips at the food arranged on the counter. Tomatoes, lettuce, a bag of lunch meat, it had been so long since he had anything but pellets. Swallowing a watery mouthful of spit, he tried to ignore the smells surrounding him.

Not for Tinsel. Master wanted a sandwich, he was waiting in the living room. Despite how wonderful it was to be in the kitchen, Tinsel didn't want to take too long making it. If he didn't get it done fast enough Master would be upset and, Tinsel threw a look over his shoulder towards the living room.

Crusty and thick, the bread was something fancy, it made beautiful crinkling sounds when Tinsel squeezed it. But how was he supposed to cut it, unless. . . There was a magnetic bar on the wall, covered in knives. The most beautiful knives, some were thin and long and looked as if you could bend them in half. Others were thick and heavy enough to cleave bone in two.

Tinsel's eye was drawn to one whose blade looked as if it were made of ripples, dark and grey against the metal. So beautiful, with a weighted curve. And sitting out where just anyone could grab it. Another glance to the living room. 

Only for a moment, he'd just feel how heavy it was. He wouldn't use it without being told, not ever. Not unless he had to. As his hand closed around the handle, a voice too close made him jump. 

 "Do you like it?" 

 Whirling, knife still in hand, Tinsel backed against the counter. He hadn't even heard Master come in, he was quieter than a cat. Master just stood there, too close, unperturbed. 

 "It's a nice knife. Not serrated though, not for bread or tomatoes. Unless they didn't teach you that in domestic training. Or maybe you weren't trained at all," 

Tinsel's legs pressed against the floor as he pushed further against the counter, trying to stay upright. Put it down, beg, he'll punish you and it'll be over, Tinsel thought. Or he'll just kill you, Tinsel thought, eyes darting to the hidden shoulder holster. You're not just going to lay down and die, are you? 

 "Go on," Master said, taking a step closer and parting his blazer, almost pressing the tip of the blade against his own shirt. "Try it. Let's see how far you get." 

Tinsel's head began shaking. 

 "No, no," he whispered, "I wasn't, I wouldn't," 

 "But you were thinking it, weren't you?" Master said. 

Tinsel's eyes flickered. 

 "So go on, let's try it. Let's see how far you get," Master said, "Too frightened to go through with it? Or maybe it's because it's to my face, and you were planning on waiting until my back was turned." 

 "No," Tinsel said. He had to let go, he had to put it down, it was like the metal handle was an iron burning his hand. 

 "Alright then, I'll help you," Master said, grabbing Tinsel's wavering hand and closing it on the blade. One swift move and Master had pulled it toward himself, Tinsel cried out in horror. Only the blade didn't connect with anything, Master had stepped back, out of the way, and his free hand shot forward, pulling something from his sleeve. Tinsel squeezed his eyes shut, waiting for the blow that didn't connect. 

 "Open your eyes," Master said, and Tinsel squeezed them tighter as the presence around him grew more powerful. "Open your eyes or I'll blind them both," 

 They opened slowly, all of Tinsel's attention on the silver blade nearly touching his eye. He couldn't lean any further back, his head was against a cabinet, his hips trapped in the corner of the counter. 

 Blade? No, it was a--was it a fork? Tinsel made a quite keen and almost forgot to keep his eyes open. 

 "I can push this through to your brain," Master said, "If that doesn't kill you then at least finishing you off will be significantly easier. While you still have it, let's try using that brain of yours. What's the lesson in all this?" 

 "I--You," Tinsel couldn't breathe. He had to answer, he had to say something and oh, it was so close his eye couldn't focus anymore. "I won't, won't touch. No knives," 

 "So you don't plan on doing domestic work after all?" 

 "No," Tinsel said, "Sorry, I didn't mean," 

 The fork moved closer, he could feel it against his eyelashes as he blinked and the sound died in his throat as he tried to hold still. The strong grip on his hand finally eased, but instead of the knife clattering to the floor Master held it deftly in his free hand. 

 "Unbutton," Master said. The fork didn't move, and Tinsel's fingers were shaking so hard it took longer than it should have. Yesterday, Master had been so disgusted with the marks littering Tinsel's body he was almost returned. Since then Tinsel had worn it buttoned up to his throat, sleeves unrolled and hanging past his hands. And now Master wanted it unbuttoned. 

Tinsel stared at nothing over Master's shoulder, keeping his head as immobile as possible. When the last button came undone Master lifted the knife to Tinsel's throat and--he was only using it to shrug off the shirt, which hung from Tinsel's wrists and puddled on the counter behind. Tinsel was so delicate Master didn't have to threaten him like this, he could just reach out and snap him, and they both knew it. So why bother with weapons? 

 Tinsel cried out and almost moved when the knife broke skin. Behind him, at the base of his ribcage, shallow but oh, slow. 

 "Wait, wait," Tinsel gripped the countertop unsteadily, eyes squinting against his will. "I'm sorry, I--" 

 The line traced the edge of his ribcage around to the front, and Tinsel whined when Master moved his hand back around the other side. 

 "You can't beat me in a fight," Master said, as the knife pushed in again, mirroring the cut on the other side of Tinsel's ribs. Tinsel couldn't help it, he scrunched his eyes closed and tried to control the whine building in his throat. 

"I won't, wouldn't, please," 

 Master finished the line with a quick flick of his wrist that left Tinsel gasping. His head jerked forward involuntarily but when Tinsel opened his eyes they were both still whole. The whole kitchen trembled through a watery kaleidoscope.

Although he couldn't see the red, curved lines under his chest, Tinsel could feel droplets swelling until they dribbled down towards his shorts. 

 "The lesson?" Master said. Tinsel raised a hand to his face, covering his eyes, and slumped heavily against the counter, knees half-giving way. "I won't, sorry, sorry, no weapons," 

 There was a heavy sigh and Tinsel jumped as the fork was tossed on the counter. 

 "Wrong again. The lesson is anything can be a weapon if you use it correctly. If you choose something obvious then you're going to get found out quicker,"

 "Never, I won't," Tinsel squeaked, sliding down the counter until he was sitting pressed against it, hiding behind his knees. 

 "And you need to anticipate what weapons your target has access to, including themselves. Which in your case means you need to kill me before I can react."

 Tinsel shook his head no and tried to draw back further as Master took a serrated knife from the rack and began carving a slice of bread. 

 "Don't forget next time," Master said, "Now, would you like something to eat, or are you too frightened for that as well?"