#Tinky Winky and the Cursed Children

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Tinky Winkynos the Mad Teletubby

Part One: Tinky Winkynos' origins

This story is a fan-concept and a parody. That happens in a dark alternate universe.

Once upon a time, in Teletubbiland, a simple and kind teletubby named Tinky was watering the flowers of the garden.

One day, he heard something behind his back. He found out a golden gauntlet it had landed at the property. Fascinated, he put on the gauntlet in his left hand and... he suddenly felt different. Transformed. The gauntlet had taken possession of his spirit, controlling him. His behavior changed too. Tinky evolved from an innocent being to a very 'serious' character. His thoughts were influenced by the gauntlet.

The first thing Tinky thought was to visit his three siblings: Dipsy, Laa Laa and Po. He went to the home where all the four people live.

Tinky had thought about an idea: He didn't come to play with friends, care of the garden or recolt vegetables and fruits. Instead of that, he needed the power, to conquest and to dominate other people.

He reunited them for present his 'magic' gauntlet to them... and he hypnotized them. He transformed his three siblings into monsters !

In their terrifying forms, they created a council for obey to him: The Black Order of Tinkynos.

To begin his ambitious work, Tinky used the gauntlet for product an armada of aircrafts (+spaceships) with the cursed artefact. He destroyed his family home in the process of formation of his air force. With the support of his 'upgraded' siblings, he formed an army of mutant-like monsters: an army that he is the Absolute Supreme Master.

Once the formation was completed, Tinky tested his new superpowers and all his full army for a first conquest: He launched his first campaign against the planet Tinkynos, his own homeworld. It's on Tinkynos where the Teletubbies (the Tinky's people) lived.

During the campaign, accompanied by his siblings, Tinky bombards his own planet with fire and blood, killing countless Teletubbies. Around the planet, he committed these atrocities on his fellows just for fun. Satisfied by the results of his test, he felt ready for conquer all the next worlds he would discover.

After the bloody campaign, he built a vast giant palace (whose the area occupied one-third of the planet). He and his Black Order later built a interdimensional-travel machine for travel across parallel universes. Together, they went to invade the Multiverse.

In same aftermath, only a small group of Teletubbies had survived to the genocide. These latters took refuge under the surface, resigned to make their new lives here. Generations and generations, they told to their children and descendents the Tinky's genocide against his former fellows: The story of Tinky Winkynos the Mad Teletubby.

End of part One.

Next ->

[gigglealongshiney-shadow-watcher]

Meanwhile, at the beginning of the grounding.

Marceggle pulled themself out from under the bed and hopped onto the computer.

-what did 13 year olds like-

The answers didn't sound like anything Opal had mentioned, or anything interesting. They tried something else.

-what did 13 year olds like in 2010-

Still barely anything useful.

-what did kids like in 2010-

+Musical.ly +One Direction +Nintendo Wii +Scooby do fruit snacks +Super Mario Odyssey +Minecraft +Undertale +Barbies +Disney Channel

Well, that's a start. But when they looked into some of it, it wouldn't be anything they could show to Opal.

-how to make a kid happy-

-cheer up children and get them to listen to you-

-Violent games that are not always violent-

-Games with blood that are not ass-

Hmm... They had to think about this like a child would. Marceggle channeled their best impression of a small child looking for something cool. They started writing things down.

-adult games without sex-

-games for people who like singing-

-dancing games-

-what makes me happy-

-cool games with a mature storyline-

-funny vindeo games for adults-

-cute animal games-

Now things were moving! Marceggle kept a list going and tried to come up with other things to entertain themself. They'd never really used something like this before. They were an expert with Tnoy's tech, not human tech. They got...a bit sucked into it all.

-what to do when borred-

-how to use internet correctly when you've only watched humans use it before they die-

-people dying on camera-

-murdering people-

-why are all these pages wrong about how to properly kill a man-

-what is liveleak-

-liveleak people dying-

-what is reddit-

-reddit liveleak people dying-

-what is a watchlist-

-how to delete searches so friend doesnt see them-

-what are fun things to do when trapped-

-how to find machine parts-

-best machinery shops-

-can you order parts to a pocket dimension-

-how do I leave a room without doors or windows-

-how do I leave a room without doors to the outside or windows-

-do god holes have human shipping addresses-

-god hole-

-god's hole-

-how to delete searches-

-clockmakers in my area-

-clock makkrs not in area-

-Bathroom supplies with alcohol-

-how to build a portal-

-easy rituals for having fun-

-rituals for kids-

-rituals for adults-

-Wikka practices-

-how to summon a party demon-

-how to send back parrr denon brfere kid waes up-

-which religions are true and how do they work with the Lords in Black-

-what are different religions called in sniggle talk-

-witchcraft for Satyrs-

-am I a witch if I am not a human or a woman-

-am I warlock if i am nota human or a man-

-hot sniggles in my area-

-why are there so many hot women in what is i think the void-

-are hot women viruses-

-is it a pocket house room or a void house room the differences-

-The Goat man of Hatchetfield island where to find-

-I cant summon my god help-

-how to summon god when in other gods territory-

-how to rip out walls to destroy ribbon magic-

-how do I breek god curse-

-summoning Tinky juice/alcohol/booze/wine/drink/taster-

-Tinky Winky-

-how to unsee horrors-

-things 8 year olds like-

-why are 8 years olds stupid-

-things 8 year olds 5 years ago liked-

-how to make kid stop screaming-

-kid in pain what do-

-how to soothe kid in mental pain-

-what do you do to make a kid eat-

-how long does it take for kids to sleep-

-formerly possessed children interests-

-is my kid still possessed by a god if they hate that god-

-how to build a nintendo-

-why are humans stupid-

-how do I make candy without ingredients-

-am i stupid-

-Why do i only need answers to things when i am looking up other things and i remember answers after i search-

-internet rabbit hole-

-how to convince someone of violence-

-what is a rizz-

-teenager slang-

-how to delete webcites-

-rabbit hole starters-

-what is anime-

-how to watch anime with big guns and swords-

-free anime-

-free anime without porn-

-is satyr porn a thing-

-how to keep kid from seeing porn i want to watch-

-what is a private window-

-how to hide private windows-

-youtube video how to cheer up kid in a windowless room-

-how to make youtube account-

-email-

-easy ways to encourage violence-

-music playlists-

-how to download music to phone-

-how to open friends phone without password-

-how to delete searches-

-steam sales are not changing properly because we are not in a specific timeline-

-how to set computer date and time-

-best steam deals-

-what is a visual novel-

-best visual novels-

-how do I make friend happy without alcohol-

-how to be a good friend to child-

-how to be a not lame friend to child-

-what do bugs like-

-bug activities-

[ovidialee]

Bellatrix x Voldemort: Tinky Winky and the Cursed Children

It started because I can’t say no. Because my fandom friends thought it would be funny. Because I asked for it, okay?

The Four Horsemen challenged me, the Third Horseman, to write:

BELLAMORT FLUFF

I defiantly present:

Tinky Winky and the Cursed Children: A Play in One Act by @ovidialee​​

Chapters: 1/1 Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Bellatrix Black Lestrange/Voldemort Characters: Bellatrix Black Lestrange, Voldemort (Harry Potter), Tinky-Winky (Teletubbies) Additional Tags: Fluff and Humor, Parody, Post-War, References to Teletubbies (TV), Expelliarmus | Disarming Charm (Harry Potter), Challenge Response, Theatre, Screenplay/Script Format, Delphi (Harry Potter), No Sex, no killing

Summary:

A middle-aged couple (of Death Eaters) just wants to provide for their family without killing (too many) Muggles.

A challenge by my horrid delightful writing collective, the Four Horsemen, for our premiere collection After the War: Death Eaters Never Die.

[strabius-berry]

Me: is an adult who feels indifferent towards Teletubbies

Also me: draws Teletubby fanart because I feel bad that the series often gets labeled as "cursed content" and it's just a harmlessly weird show for small children.

Edit: didnt use any references and just noticed i got the antenna wrong for tinky winky and lala :/

[ovidialee]

After the War Author Interview: @ovidialee

The Four Horsemen put Third Horseman @ovidialee​​ in the middle and gang-interviewed her until she gave up the goods on her beginnings as a playwright, watching reality TV with Death Eaters, and how to actually cook a Teletubby.

@bunny-bopper​: What made you decide to go with a play format for this piece?

While I studied every form of writing I could get my hands on, I started my career as a playwright. It's been so long since I've written a play, I forgot it's something I even knew how to do. When I was given such a cruel and inhumane interesting set of parameters for After the War, something in me rose to the challenge. I was probably subconsciously prodded back to the time I participated in a play-a-thon that had us pick prompts and props out of a hat, and gave us 36 hours to bring a performable script to our actors. That play turned into one of my best, tightest pieces of work I've ever had produced.

With this particular challenge, Voldemort x Bellatrix AND fluff is already so out of character it’s inherently suited for sketch comedy, which I was also did for a time. It's funny that I���m known for dark angst in fandom, because my roots are in comedy from since I was a child. For the fic, the first question I asked was, what's the silliest, most outlandish situation I could put these two in, and from there it wrote itself in almost one sitting.

@maria-de-salinas​: If you could insert yourself into the Death Eaters Chronicles universe, what would that fic look like?

I can honestly say I would never enter that world in a million years. :D Just the idea scares the living Merlin out of me. I would spend my entire time hiding from Bellatrix for fear she would kill me or Imperius me into doing who knows what with who knows whom. And I'm not going anywhere near Lucius and that horse you-know-what. Yep, I wrote a world I’m terrified to go near.

@solasnarealtai​: I want to know what a DEC Dumbledore would look like. Obviously you focus on the Death Eaters there, but I’m always curious….

So I tried looking up older BDSM leather daddies and got to some questionable sites, so I’ll just stick with my first answer:

@solasnarealtai​: If we were in an AU and you had characters visiting you, who would it be and what would you have them try during their visit? That can be food, activities, etc.

I have the sudden image of Lucius and Bellatrix coming over to watch Love Island with me. Bella would be like, “That scoundrel is bad news, missy, mark my words. Dismember the Muggle brat before he makes off with your pretty little heart AND the 50,000 pounds!”

@bunny-bopper​: What do you think teletubbies taste like?

gay rainbow sherbert, except for Tinky Winky, who’s a little gamier and tastes better smoked

READ Tinky Winky and the Cursed Children: A Play in One Act

Up next...stay tuned for our final Horseman’s fic...and the chilling conclusion to Death Eater Chronicles!

[ovidialee]

Ao3 Tag

Thanks for the tag @grangerdangerfics!

How many works do you have on AO3?

5 + 1 archived

What’s your total AO3 word count?

75958

How many fandoms have you written for and what are they?

3 Harry Potter-related, 1 Teletubbies

What are your top 5 fics by kudos?

1) Death Eater Chronicles (pre-WWI)

2) archived novella for SnapeBang2019

3) A Moment of Lucius (m/m)

4) A Single Daffodil (HPHM)

5) Ginger Root and Regret (Snelawney collab w/ @kc-needs-coffee)

Do you respond to comments, why or why not?

Every one, effusively. Because I want to express how much each comment shines my soul, and keeps me going.

What’s the fic you’ve written with the angstiest ending?

Death Eater Chronicles. Then @bunny-bopper wrote a fic of this fic for the After the War Collection, and made it even more tragic.

Do you write crossovers? If so what’s the craziest one you’ve written?

Teletubbies with Death Eaters. Don't miss this shit.

Have you ever received hate on a fic?

Never. I got a hilarious comment on FFN where someone read all 20,000 words (available at the time) of Death Eater Chronicles "looking for plot" and was upset there was only smut. I get it, we all read for the articles.

Do you write smut? If so what kind?

It rhymes with Snapey. ( @bunny-bopper told me I can't use that term because it's too cute.)

Have you ever had a fic stolen?

No.

Have you ever had a fic translated?

Good gawd, what is Snenis in other languages?

What’s your all time favorite ship?

It's a tie between Excavator x Ever Given and Snape x Trevor

Whats a WIP that you want to finish but don’t think you ever will?

I don't believe in unfinished WIPs. I have so little time and bandwidth with my disabilities that if I start something I'm fucking finishing it.

What are your writing strengths?

One of the Horsemen (from my writing collective The Four Horsemen) told me my dialogue and reactions are authentic.

What are your writing weaknesses?

My weaknesses show up liberally in original writing, but by their nature are reduced in fanfiction. I'm also blind to them; it's a case of not knowing what you don't know.

What are your thoughts on writing dialogue in other languages in a fic?

Don’t translate it. 

What was the first fandom you wrote for?

Street Fighter

What’s your favorite fic that you’ve written?

Tinky Winky and the Cursed Children: A Play in One Act is, hands down, the most creative work I've posted, and doesn't get enough credit for the parameters I wrote under!

Tagging: @nonie-star @bunny-bopper @maria-de-salinas @solasnarealtai @logicgunn @half-a-bloody-hufflepuff @kc-needs-coffee