#Tim: this is a computer monitor sitting in a bowl of water. don’t no why
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Wayne Enterprise’s PR Team is always trying to get Bruce to do an architectural digest house tour.
The last time they tried, the film crew got a step in the door before Bruce stopped and frowned at the floor. He asked loudly, “Whose blood is this?”
No one fessed up. No one was noticeably bleeding. Everybody accused everybody else and it turned into a whole thing.
Bruce suggested the film crew leave and they’d reschedule. He never does and, “Funny enough, it wasn’t blood at all. Just some jello.*”
*it was definitely blood
#another time when they tried to spring a film crew on Bruce#he stuck them in Tim’s room and had Tim just explain thing in his health hazard bedroom#Tim: Yeah so this is a beanie baby with a knife…it’s a metaphor#Tim: this is a computer monitor sitting in a bowl of water. don’t no why#Tim: yeah…yeah. that is a Red Robin costume. I won it in a bet#batfam#batfamily#bruce wayne
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