#Tim is dating Kon and Bernard. Kon and Bernard are just friends with occasional benefits

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Batfam and Danny, Part 23

Danny: Hey Tim, hey Kon, and you must be Bernard.

Bernard: And you must be Danny. It's nice to finally meet you. Tim can't stop talking about you.

Kon: He's jealous that you stole his place as Jason's favorite member of the family.

Tim: Kon! I told you that in confidence!

Kon: You never said anything about confidence.

Tim: Whatever, I don't even mind, Danny's his kid, of course he's Jason's favorite.

Danny: The part that confuses me is that Damian was Jason's favorite before me, if anything you were the second favorite Tim.

Kon and Bernard started laughing.

Tim (a tad embarrassed): A) I refuse to admit defeat to that little brat, and B) let me stay delusional.

Bernard (to Kon): I like our future nephew.

Kon (to Bernard): Me too.

Tim: Danny, can we talk in private for a second? I'd like to ask you something.

Danny: Sure thing.

Tim: Be back in a bit guys.

Bernard: Ok.

Kon: See ya.

Tim and Danny walk to the other room.

Tim: Before we start talking do you have a spell that can block out noise? It's not that i don't trust my boyfriends, but I rather be sure that they're not eavesdropping on their boyfriend and his nephew, WHO ARE HAVING A PRIVATE CONVERSATION!

[In the other room]

Kon (using his super-hearing): Damnit he's on to us.

Bernard: I told you we should have bugged him.

Kon: We are not bugging our boyfriend.

[Back to Tim and Danny]

Danny (laughing): Don't worry I do. Danny snaped his fingers and a green force shield appeared around them. What is it?

Tim: Well our first anniversary is coming up, and I'd like to take them somewhere special. I was thinking if you knew someplace in the Infinite Realms I could take them.

Danny: Oh! Sure thing. Let me think... oh I know!

Danny snapped his fingers and a pamphlet appeared appeared in his hand, which he handed to Tim.

Danny: Elysium might be paradise year-round, but this time of year the beaches are to die for. I have a palace over there, I can call the staff in and get the place ready for the three of you. In the pamphlet you can see some of the local attractions, they have restaurants, spas, boat tours, hiking trails, and so much more, it'll take an entire afterlife to experience it all. And since you are my uncle you'll get the royal treatment.

Tim (smiling): It's perfect, thank you Danny.

Danny: All I'll ask is that you and your partners sleep in one of the guests rooms, I don't want anyone partaking in carnal relations in my personal bedchamber.

Tim (flustered): Danny!

Danny: Hey just making sure, especially given you, Kon, and Bernard all wearing turtlenecks.

Tim: I- we- we just wanted to match.

Danny: Yeah, sure thing uncle.

Tim: Pfff, "uncle," still getting used to that.

Danny: You know mortal law may not allow you to marry two people at the same time, but the laws of the Realms do, so if someday you want to marry those two, just ask. I could even officiate the ceremony myself.

Tim (blushing): I'll... keep that in mind.

Danny: Same thing for kids, mortal science may not be advanced enough for the three of you to have a biological child together, but we have several spells that can help.

Tim (now all red): I'll also keep that in mind.

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