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jmoriarty-221b · 4 years ago

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Tim, opening his thermos filled with water: “Look, I’m just saying that, as someone who has had a hand in participating AND founding many cults, you make more money as a leader but you have more fun as a follower”

Jason, holding a beer: “That’s what I’ve been trying to sa- wait how the FUCK do You know that”

Tim, takes a sip from his thermos that’s actually filled with vodka: “I’m actually a descendant from ancient beings and qualify as an eldrich horror myself”

Jason, already gathering blankets to make a Tim burrito: “Sleep deprived, got it”

#additional information for my eldrich horror tim au #humor #red robin #tim drake #he just keeps blurting out the truth after he realizes that humor has evolved so much that no one actually takes it seriously #Tim loves this #also alcohol doesn’t negatively impact his body #because he’s not a hooman in the first place #jason tries to take a sip of Tim’s thermos and is glad that Timmers is finally drinking water #only to choke on what is almost 100% pure vodka that was imported straight from Russia itself #his face BURNS #his throat? gone #his mouth? knows what hellfire tastes like #Tim what the FUCK was in your thermos #Tim: as he takes a gulp of vodka with a straight face #something you apparently can’t handle #and poor Jason can’t even threaten him because he’s too busy washing his mouth and face in the sink #this is why Jason never again takes a drink from one of Tim’s cups #on the plus side #Tim has discovered that vodkila exists

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