#Thurman Merman

[astralbondpro]

Bad Santa (2003) // Dir. Terry Zwigoff

[youcantgoback]

[mintymuses]

5/10/23

This is Adrik, a tiger shark mer and protector of his area of reef. He's a massive shark, around 15 feet in length, and his human form is about 7'1, and he will use every inch of that height to scare off threats to those he keeps close. It's probably one of my favorite mer pieces I've done just because of the dynamic posing of it :]

[lauralot89]

rest in peace Thurman Merman

[donovanoliver715]

Bad Santa features the died too soon comedian actors like John Ritter and Bernie Mac, and that’s not the kind of movie you would forget in a hurry on Christmas, I first watched this movie in the 2000s when I was a kid, it stars a little boy who is quite the picture of Kevin McCallister, but he’s actually in an obese appearance. Brent Kelly plays Thurman Merman, and I wouldn’t go so far as to trust him on stoping bad guys who disguise as Santa Claus in the streets. Mast and flanked by the three men, Thurman actually finishes every job to stop criminals, but he’s not there to be in the naughty list with a friend. https://www.instagram.com/p/CmDLuGbuMmh/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[netflixia]

Bad Santa 2

(2016) Rated R - 92m

Sad-sack Santa Willie Soke isn't known for doing the right thing. Now, with help from his mom, he's about to take his act to a whole new level of bad.

5.5/10 - IMDB

View trailer || Add/Watch on Netflix

[medea10]

Medea Plays Pokemon Scarlet & Violet: Part I

Time for my shit and giggles shit-post. I mostly do this for my friends who end up on the fence of buying a game. And seeing as this is the latest Pokemon game, I am all up in this drama. I mean, let’s face it, these games were getting trashed on. What else is new? Sword and Shield got shit on early on because of the national dex and something about mother fucking trees. Brilliant Diamond and Shining Pearl got shit on because of its chibi-ism and no charisma of Platinum. And Legends Arceus got shit on because...I don’t know, internet trolls will find anything to shit on. As always, I’d like to give the benefit of the doubt by playing it myself.

Clefable is unobtainable in Pokemon Scarlet and Pokemon Violet

Okay, okay. But in all seriousness, let’s start this off on the right path.

Literally the second after you choose the language for the game, you get to customize your character. You can even choose eye shapes and eyebrow intensity. Well, here’s my black-ass not smiling. Just like in real life.

Unfortunately, you’re stuck with these whack-ass uniforms where you can’t even change the color to. I guess that’s because you’re attending school now. Let’s meet Director Clavell.

No. But a pearl point if you got the reference.

No, this is the bro that heads up the academy you’re going to attend. And for the moment, I’m focusing on playing Scarlet. I’ll probably fuss around with Violet later down the road. Clavell will give you your first pokemon.

I picked weed kitty. His name is Dr. Dre (or Dre for short). I love you Dr. Dre.

Before leaving, let’s say goodbye to my mother.

At least she has a room in this game. In past games it looks like the mothers would sleep in the kitchen.

Ooh, I hope it’s a meatball parm.

Yeah, this game LOVES sandwiches. You even have a classmate that loves making sandwiches. I feel like I’m running into a bunch of Thurman Mermans.

People eat sandwiches. Pokemon eat sandwiches.

Give Koraidon or Miraidon your sandwich at the beginning and it’ll save you from a pack of Houndour and become your bicycle (that runs instead of cycles). I’d like to see Ash Ketchum try and break this one. You get Koraidon quite fast as it belonged to Arven and his parent.

In the past, we’ve gotten certain version exclusives like certain pokemon and gym leaders are only available on a certain game. In this game, that applies to the professors. Either one, Arven is still their kid.

His parents are Professor Big N***a and Crazy Bitch.

They aren’t really. But come on, you were all thinking the same thing. Well, we’re not really going to worry about the professors for now. It’s time for school.

Your homeroom teacher is Mr. Jacq-strap. You have classmates of all kinds attending school alongside you. And once you go on your treasure hunt journey, you’ll battle students from the academy.

What?

Pokemon, what the fuck are you doing? No, seriously. What the fuck is this? I can accept people attending school at any age. But what the fuck is this Harvey Weinstein-looking mother fucker doing in a school uniform, shorts and all?! This is not Pokemon. I’m convinced Family Guy hijacked this and made a pedophile joke. What the fuck?! I seriously do not like the way this guy is looking at me.

I’m sorry, but that set me off. Where was I?

I’m in my dorm room. Yeah. Nice that my dorm room here is a lot more spacious than the one from when I attended college. And for those who hate Nemona, don’t worry, she won’t be your roommate.

I’m not sure how to feel about Nemona yet. People either hate her or want to fuck her. I just think that she loves pokemon battles the same way Yumeko Jabami from Kakegurui loves to gamble. They both get wet from it.

On your first day of school, you’re being pushed to do many things. Nemona wants you to go the traditional route of challenging gym leaders and becoming champion. Arven wants you to search for Titan Pokemon.

Don’t blame me, the game only gives me two choices to your request.

And then there’s some bruh that hacks your phone and wants you to go after Team Star.

At least when it comes to this last quest, you do get some help from ‘a student’.

Give Director Clavell some credit, at least he doesn’t look as cringe as that other student. But he was totally obvious in that get-up. Like, Professor Kukui as Masked Royal had more of a disguise.

Bruh, just stop!

Okay, let’s have some fun in this open world. Let’s teach my team some fun, new moves.

Sigh. At least getting duplicates hasn’t been as painfully stupid as it was in the Diamond and Pearl remakes. Let’s look at some Pokedex entries.

Wow. Magikarp is getting burned in this entry.

Let’s terra! Following Sword and Shield’s dynamax phenomenon, pokemon can terraform and crystalize. A crystalized pokemon. How original!

ORANGE ISLANDS DID IT FIRST!

ORANGE ISLANDS DID IT FIRST!

ORANGE ISLANDS DID IT FIRST!

WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO ACKNOWLEDGE ORANGE ISLANDS AGAIN, POKEMON?! YOU CAN’T IGNORE IT! IT EXISTS!

Time for a sandwich break.

Mmm...look at that quality-ass sandwich. I’ll give Pokemon this, at least this sandwich isn’t as cringe-looking as other shit sandwiches.

Thankfully technology has evolved a bit so we don’t have to make sandwiches that look like they came from Rapsittie Street Kids hell. But not by much.

But it isn’t just sandwiches. There’s a lot of restaurants and different treats to eat in different cities.

These foods help when it comes to catching pokemon and producing pokemon eggs. Ditto is still being used here. It’s just that you have to put the two pokemon you want to make whoopie on your team when you go on a picnic and keep checking the basket to see if the stork dumped some eggs.

And sometimes, Mr. Stork might bring more than one egg.

Now, let’s talk about falls.

First of all, you cannot use your phone as a parachute. That’s just not something. Secondly, if you end up in the water without the use of a swimming aid or fall from a large height, you’ll just go back to the top like nothing happened. If this were Legends Arceus...

Okay, let’s get into gym battles. First, there are no more trainers in the gym that challenge you while you make your way to the gym leader. Instead, you have to do a task for each gym.

GOD DAMN IT! Pokemon, I am sick of having to gather other people’s pokemon. I had it up to here when I had to chase that fucking Furfrou back in XY. Yes, I realize this all started back in Johto-times with Sylvester and his Farfetch’d. But the Furfrou one really irritated me.

One gym down. Seven more to go. Let’s take a break.

This shit-post is brought to you by Every Wich Way Sandwich Shop. The sandwich that makes you ask the question...

To be continued.

[vikingbee]

You’re name is Thurman Merman? For those not familiar, the name Thurman Merman is taken from the movie “Bad Santa” starring Billy Bob Thornton as Bad Santa.  With some of my t-shirt and gift design ideas I try to focus on movies, tv shows or pop culture that are not as main stream as other items out there, but are something I am a fan of.

I consider this a mash-up idea as the "Hello my name is" tag has been around for a while and iconic on it’s own. I tried to make the tag the actual size of a normal tag, so when wearing a shirt or hoodie it looks like you actually have one of these tags on, almost like you forgot to take it off. I have had people comment that they thought it was a real tag when I have been out and about wearing this t-shirt. I also purposefully ran the last name to the very edge as this seems to happen often when filling out one of these tags.

https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/456902-hello-my-name-is-thurman-merman?store_id=48571

https://society6.com/product/hello-my-name-is-thurman-merman_t-shirt?sku=s6-4326871p15a4v75a5v18a11v49

[achristmasmovieaday]

A Christmas Movie A Day 2018

Bad Santa

Terry Zwigoff's career as a film director is not a long one. He's completed only five films - two of them documentaries including Crumb - none of them are big hits and all of them could be called "cult films," which is a nice way of saying "creatively fulfilling while commercially failing." Bad Santa (2003) is his biggest commercial success. He is also one of the few (only?) directors whose "Director's Cut" of a film is actually shorter than its theatrical release. If you haven't seen, I kind of don't want to spoil anything about it, because it takes a lot of surprising twists and turns and artfully defies your expectations. In a chestnutshell, Willie (Billie Bob Thornton) and Marcus (Tony Cox) get hired on as department store Santa and his elf every year, but the ultimate goal is robbing the shopping mall stores at night. Wille is a sex addict and alcoholic, which impedes on his ability to perform daily as Santa, but that doesn't stop Thurman Merman (a name designed to attract bullies) from believing he actually is Santa. Having established that Willie is a man with no moral compass, the film explores the depths he's willing to explore along that path, and how "a child's love" can restore a person's soul - in the darkest way possible. This is not, as you probably realize by now, a film for the entire family (it's rated R for a lot of reasons). Hell, it's not even a film for half the family, probably, but it should become a perennial in your house because you're reading this so we both know you've got good taste.

Watch now

[zanybohbot]

How About A HTF/Bad Santa AU?!

We'll have Flippy as Willie T. Soke (aka Bad Santa) and Truffles as Marcus Skidmore. We'll even have Cub as Thurman Merman.

@rabid-cat-infodump, @cinnamonsakura666 and @ninjacattail, How cool does that sound?!

[mintymuses]

6/3/23

My artsona as a mershark! I think I'll keep this design as canon for them.

This was also one of the first pieces I did on CSP! My old program decided that I wasn't allowed to log back in again and would freeze every time I tried - not long after I finally caved and paid for premium I might add - so I just switched over to CSP. Best decision I could have made tbh.

[kmm-art]

The Thurman Merman Funko is here! Who else’s fav Christmas Movie is Bad Santa? 😂🎅🏻🥪🎄https://www.etsy.com/shop/ARTBYKMMSHOP

[beastshirt]

Thurman Merman Hey Santa Can I Fix You Some Sandwiches Shirt

[teesurprise]

Thurman Merman Hey Santa Can I Fix You Some Sandwiches Shirts

[shmemson]

Cool Yule Film Fest 2020: Bad Santa. This one doesn’t hold up as much; Willie’s antics aren’t as amusing to 40 year old me, all I can think of is how traumatized Thurman Merman must be. But the line “Is Granny spry?” Still got me. Plus Bernie Mac and John Ritter are both 100% perfect in this movie. I could’ve used more scenes with just the two of them. RIP. 3/5 for those two scenes alone. Oh and Lorelai Gilmore’s “biker chick” wardrobe. #coolyule20 https://www.instagram.com/p/CJF218bFEix/?igshid=jb4vygt6z7w1

[shirtshoping]

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