#Thou hath made a rash decision - Asks

[shmookums-the-rat-overlord]

ok boomer

“NOW LISTEN HERE-”

[shmookums-the-rat-overlord]

Yæs

"THEN PERISH."

[shmookums-the-rat-overlord]

Æ

"Is that what thou wish to utter in the presence of a god?"

[shmookums-the-rat-overlord]

Well. That's certainly a sight to behold.. Nevertheless, they merely quirked one eyebrow at the chihuahua, their red eyes mostly hidden by their pink bangs. "Huh. What a strange rat."

“It’d be wise to correct thy eyesight before I remove thy bangs.”

[shmookums-the-rat-overlord]

-snickering roach in the distance-

"WHO /DARES/ LAUGH IN THE PRESENCE OF DESTRUCTION?!"

[shmookums-the-rat-overlord]

☔️+ALT ( Dean )

Heavy raindrops beat down on the dark, empty theatre for what felt like an eternity. Luckily, there was a considerable amount of food to tide anyone caught inside over that otherwise would’ve been for any theatergoers, if it wasn’t so late. Unluckily, though, it seemed like something had carelessly made a mess out of the concession stand, leaving a disaster-laden trail of broken glass, torn up candy packages, and smashed appliances that led to a slightly opened cabinet. There even seemed to be a few places that looked like they were stabbed by a knife.

[shmookums-the-rat-overlord]

Flutters down from a ceiling and land on his head, "/Ahem! Thy lookth like a fool from this height! SHORTIE!/"

Oh, Shmookums didn't like this one bit.. He tried to shake the bug off before retorting.

"If thou utter one more tasteless taunt I both /can/ and /will/ grind thee into a bitter paste with mine own paw, bug."

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"/Me!/" Says the roach from the roof in a tiny voice "/You look so silly from up here~/"

"Silly? ... SILLY?! Come hither and make that statement once more in the face of a god, thou insolent insect!"

[shmookums-the-rat-overlord]

I’m about to vibe check you if you even THINK about hurting Lovee,

“Such a broad threat is but a pathetic phrase in the language of cowards. if /thou/ make but one move in a mere /attempt/ to ‘vibe check’ me, I will carve you with the likes a starving drunkard eagerly carves a Thanksgiving turkey.”

[shmookums-the-rat-overlord]

So long as you don’t come within a 30 foot radius of Lovee we should be fine (Cy-Cho)

“Revealing the existence of a mortal named ‘Lovee’ was a brainless decision, foolish jester of tin.”