#This song makes me rona-dhona

[hinsaa-paramo-dharma]

कान्हा कान्हा आन पड़ी मैं तेरे द्वार

मोहे चाकर समझ निहार

कान्हा कान्हा आन पड़ी मैं तेरे द्वार|

तू जिसे चाहे वैसी नहीं मैं

हां तेरी राधा जैसी नहीं मैं

फिर भी तो ऐसी वैसी नहीं मैं

कृष्णा मोहे देख तो ले एक बार

कान्हा कान्हा आन पड़ी मैं तेरे द्वार|

बूंद ही बूंद मैं प्यार की चुनकर

प्यासी रही पर लाई हूं गिरधर

ऐसे ना तोड़ो आश की गागर

मोहना ऐसी काकरिया ना मार

कान्हा कान्हा आन पड़ी मैं तेरे द्वार||

[tellywoodtrash]

ebss 02.07.19 lb

lmao oh NOW commissioner gets here.

“unhe bacha lijiye”??????????? he fell from a cliffside practically the height of the burj khalifa, into a raging river. how the hell could he possibly survive??????

kabir and raghav the only ones who seem to understand science here.

#teamPooja

the backstory about her dad is sooooooooo...... like they totally fucked it up. they're showing him being beaten by multiple sets of mobs and actually getting the girls out of the house, when earlier they showed him bleeding out and telling the girls to run... what is the truth???? not that we care anymore, but for consistency’s sake.

whatever, i'm just here to appreciate this lewk. my favt of the show so far!

hein? what is this line of questioning towards kabir????? YOU explain why and how the fuck did YOU PPL all get here?

..... so y'all are just gonna keep hanging out here on this cliff top huh?

this is so fucking random, pooja. like truly. i get you have some confusing emotions to process rn, but this is just... veryyyyyy random.

didn't even do the whole (or most of the) song. it was literally just 2 stanzas. plus i don't think classical dance is shrenu's forte. i'm not saying this was as painful as alia in GMP, but... it wasn't great enough to make it the showcase of an episode. neither execution wise, nor expression of her rage wise.

overall effect:

these two are taking it so much harder than i'd expected? like i didn't think they were attached to pk beyond guardian/financial provider?

mummy toh alag hi trip pe. ok.

lol chachi being a realist and like “maine suna hai is nadi mein magarmach hain....” 

nope. some other poor rando who also fell in. at the exact same time. wearing the exact same clothes. sounds legit.

ouff ab iska rona dhona dekhna padega episode bhar.

mummy ka delusion still kaafi strong.

“papa jaa chuke hain. ab woh kabhi laut kar nahi aayenge.” haaye bechaara, he knows not the truth of the wonderous universe he exists in. give it 40 - 50 episodes more, son. (if the show lasts that long.........)

COULD KABIR'S PARENTS STOP SHOVING HIM AROUND TODAY???? WE’RE IN THIS WHOLE MESS EXPLICITLY BECAUSE OF IT.

god i feel so bad for this poor schmuck; he's having literally the worst 48 - 72 hours a person could possibly have.

media in tellywood remains as fucking nonsensical as ever.

lmao queeeeeeeeeeeeeen. god i love her. so muchhhhhhh.

amma is concerned at pooja's handle on things now.

shrenu face appreciation break!

oh thank god, rani does live with amma now. i thought she just got out and wandered off, like a lost kitten.

lol this poor akela naukar in the house. the abrupt management change has him all kindsa rattled.

honestly woman, can you let me live??????? what the fuck even is your flawless face!!!!!!!!!!!

kabir having very noble and magnanimous thoughts of ending this whole phadda. let's see how long that lasts. (hint: till the mithai ka dabba gets here.)

lmao raghav, when you planning to tell these ppl that you've been transferred to gwalior and need to gtfoh asap?

oh now, i guess. now's a good time to kick kabir in the nuts, while he’s already down!

wooooooop, mithai dabba is here. shit is about to hit the fan.

this boringass dormant volcano is about to phatofy, i guess.

loving the jaunty glitter glue border!!!!! she's a crafter!!!!!

found the beta that inherited pk's haraami murder genes.

chachi helpfully reminding dhruv that pooja's not really his wife and that she threw the mangalsutra in his face. thanks chachi! his wound was rather lacking in seasoning!

oh ho comment on pooja’s "fitrat" and all. you fucking mittals of all ppl shouldn't claim moral superiority over anyone else. fucking goblins, the lot of you.

^^^^^ this whole conversation in short is as follows -

kabir:

dhruv: 

HEIN?????? TU ISPE KYUN CHADH RAHA HAI???????????? AJEEB CHUTIYA HAI??????? GOD I LITERALLY HATE THIS MILQUETOAST LOSER SO MUCH.

time for kabir to put his hand on his head again. coz life is getting to be a little Too Much.

noble kabir still appealing for peace. it's gonna be so amazingly hypocritical when you break your own peace accord in the next ~24 hours.

pooJanhvi still playing the part well. (btw, why is media not asking how literally no one from the family is here???)

ohhhhhhhhh boy she's going to kholofy the kachcha chitta.

oooooooh apni identity toh bata hi di, but also spun pk's death into a suicide!

lol ok????? she spun this whole shok sabha thing into being about her real identity. it was absolutely unnecessary (wouldn’t she benefit more from still being known as janhvi mittal?????) but...... whatever. i’m just so ready to move on.

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kalllllllllllllllll hoga yudh aarambh! *tashan theme music starts playing*

[tellywoodtrash]

ishqbaaz 15.08.17 lb

damn ragini looks realllllllly hotttttt today. if shivaay won’t wife her, i will. 😍😍😍

lmaooooo yiiiikes, the look he gave her when she said anika and vikram look made for each other. i haven’t seen that hostile a look from shivaay in ages! 😬😬😬

oh ragini, why do you want his stupid sada hua shakal in your selfies when you literally look like a goddess today? you look even better than the bride!!!!!!! 😯😯😯

ohhhhh boy. shivaay is MAAAAAAAAAAAD about the press conference stunt and the fact that she’s parading around calling herself his fiancee. 😬😬😬

god, he’s being hella rude to her. i hope at least now she’ll get over her silly crush and realise he sucks. leave him to anika, girl. you deserve so much better. why don’t you try maarofy on fine vikram here? he’s taller and hotter and seems to have no discernible anger management issues. 😌😌😌

ohhhhhhhhhh, he’s also mad coz she misbehaved with ANIKA in front of the press! damn billu. if you care so much about anika, then why don’t you just give up at this stupid game and go tell her that? 😒😒😒

“shukar karo ki main baat kar raha hoon.” 

yeah, as opposed to throwing his phone at you. or threatening to blow samar up. girlllll, you don’t even know the extent of his issues. run while you can. 😐😐😐

god she looks so sad and taken aback. *holds her and hisses at shivaay like a cat to keep him away from my girl, ALL MY GIRLS* 👿👿👿

lolololol his LORD GIVE ME PATIENCE look 😆😆😆: 

daaaaaaamn, ragini bhi koi kachchi khilaaadi nahi hai. i’m so fucking glad she’s letting him have it and calling him out. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

wow. guess he couldn’t have put it any plainer than that. 😗😗😗

meanwhile rudra is here on his ownnnn trip. bitch, keep calm and have faith in chulbul bhaabi! 😒😒😒

there’s more fabric in bhavya’s dupatta than in the lehenga skirt itself. kahin tailor se galti toh nahi hui, and now she’s resorting to carrying the lehenga piece around as dupatta as an ‘accent’? 🤔🤔🤔

lmao omkara just up and fucked off to germany for ‘a workshop’. sure. not at all for a few mental health days away from you crazies. 🙄🙄🙄

but gotta say, bhavya loooooks hot af too today. seriously all the girls look like 🔥🔥🔥 today. 

damn i want some rasna now. (bg mein se “I LOVE YOU RASNA!”) 

lolololol rudra’s eyes just LIGHTING THE FUCK UP at whatever that shady white powder is just amazing. 😊😊😊

abhi yeh pilaana kisko hai? vikram ko? 🤔🤔🤔

o bete ki! ANIKA KO!??! 😧😧😧

oh thank god, gauri’s a chatur chiraiyya who caught these idiots in time!!!!!!! 😰😰😰

raginiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. you so shady, girl. i fucking love it. 😆😆😆

LMAO VIKRAM GETTING STARTLED AT PINKY TOOT-PADOFYING ON HIM HAHAHAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣

oh man, i can actualllllly FEEEEEL vikram’s “main kahaan phas gaya yaaaar 😩😩😩” feelings take on a physical form and start to seep out my screen. 

ragini, what the fuck kinda pic are you gonna get from that angle? it’s just going to be a solid black square of vikram’s shoulder. back up a little, girl.😕😕😕

why isn’t billu here to see these shenanigans and grind his teeth!???? 🤔🤔🤔

OH, RIGHT ON SCHEDULE!!!!!!!! 

OMFG THE WAY HE ACCOSTED VIKRAM’S HAND HAHAHAHA. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

poor vikram, this whole fam is manhandling him like fuckkkkkk today. 😗😗😗

lmaoooo the looks pinky and ragini just exchanged. fucking amazinggggg. 🤣🤣🤣

meanwhile: 

“nagini? humara matlab, RAGINI (kya sunnna tumne?) ” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

hahaha bulbul’s MANIC smile. god, this episode is killing me with everyone’s facial comedy. 😂😂😂

ragini, no!!!!!!!!!! so many empty calories! (and unknown drugs.) BUT ALL THAT SUGAR, GIRL! 😫😫😫

question: who are all these rando guests? like... anika has no one, and vikram ke liye toh this isn’t real, so it can’t be anyone from his side. neither of them are oberois, so it’s not THEIR fam. WHO ARE ALL THESE PPL? 😕😕😕

pfffffft, dulhan is eye fucking her ex hubs. 🙄🙄🙄

“kuch kehna hai anika?”

OMFG SHIVAAY. YOU’RE FUCKING ASKING FOR IT. 😡😡😡

waah, is saal ka filmfare toh bulbul ko hi jaana hai. for such superlative ~~~ACTING~~~ 🙃🙃🙃

OH NOW HE NOTICES THAT SHE’S BEEN WEARING IT. AFTER A WHOLE FUCKING MONTH. FUCKING IDIOT. AANKHEIN HAI YA BUTTON? 😒😒😒

oh shut up ruVya. khud toh kuch kiya nahi jaata, aur gauri ke plan ko anshann kahe jaa rahe ho. 😒😒😒

man, i didn’t know rudra had this gunda side to him. 😗😗😗

waah, is haath pe ddlj waala pentra. 🙄🙄🙄

was this gauri’s big dramatic plan??? girl needs to stop watching so much bollywood. 😣😣😣

lololol shivaay’s sardonic eyebrow raise at rudra’s slip up. 😆😆😆

god, i love bulbul. she’s just too fucking cute. 😍😍😍

god, most overrrrrdramatic saddd song EVER. 😑😑😑

BILLU YOU FUCKING FUCKKKKK I HATE YOU STOP KILLING ME WITH YOUR STUPID FACE. 😭😭😭😭😭😭

is he a fucking idiot??? he can see her standing there crying, and he still won’t do anything? that’s how much his zidd means to him. even more than her (and his own!!!!) absolute misery. 😤😤😤

“gauri bhaabi paagal ho gayi hai.” *snort* 😆😆😆

JFC THOSE TACKYASS SSO SHOES. SET THEM ON FUCKING FIRE, LORD. 🤢🤢🤢

bulbul is master of the angst. i fucking love it. 😈😈😈

dadi looks like she might keel over from the pain of all this. 😟😟😟

no point of looking at her all angstily and like you want to die, billu. you brought this upon yourself. 😗😗😗

arre waaaaaah, plan is a gauri - sahil alliance! 😚😚😚

oh no ragini knows! 😯😯😯

ouff naagini, FAINT already!!!!! 😶😶😶

my god, vikram, 5 minuteeeeeeeee ho gayeeeee, abhi tak ring ungli ko choo bhi nahi rahi. aur kitna slow motion mere bhai??? 😑😑😑

waah, sahil is familiar enough with the electrical circuitry of Oberoi Mansion to pull this shit off. 😧😧😧

ok, can’t deny, heart gave twinge at him holding her and whispering “main hoon na. kuch nahi hoga tumhe.”  😣😣😣💔💔💔

“aap nahi hai. aapne mujhe khud se door...” 

aaaaaaaand i’m crying. 😭😭😭😥😥😥😪😪😪😢😢😢

... is this a dream? it feels a little bit like a dream. 😕😕😕

oh. it’s not? okay. 😶😶😶

is that the ring shivaay was holding, or the one vikram was holding? 🤔🤔🤔 

ok i don’t like this weird theme music. it sounds too much like the x files theme song. which is fitting, coz half the shit happening in this show can only be explained by “aliens”, but not in romantic scenes like this, come on. 😒😒😒

i don’t like this weird... editing of this scene. it makes it feel weird and dream sequence like and NOT REAL. 😑😑😑

lmao vikram’s face at bulbul commending him for “andhere mein sagaai”. 🤣🤣🤣

ragini’s more cognizant even after being drugged, than i am sober. 😐😐😐 

nowwww what???? how will they get out of thisssss one???? 😯😯😯

OH HO ANIKA, WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT HIM??? WOH JO KAR SAKTA THA USNE KIYA, AB TU BHI TU KUCH KAR, MERI MAA !!!! 😫😫😫

“kaisi dheent womaniya hai, gir hi nahi rahi! gir jaa! GIR JAA!” 

lolololol gauriiiiiii. 😂😂😂

is no one else noticing this ex-husband/wife CONSTANTLY STARING AT EACH OTHER????????? LIKE???? 😬😬😬

oufffff issse zyaada slow motion mein bardaasht nahiiiiiiiii kar saktiiiiii. 😫😫😫😫

LMAO RUDRA’S CHUCKLE AT RAGINI FAINTING. 🤣🤣🤣

“achcha hua jo bhi hua.” omfg this petty idiot. i love him. 😂😂😂

vikram, sach sach bol. chakkar kya hai tera ragini ke saath!??? 😟😟😟

OK GAURI HAS TO BE ANIKA’S CHUTKI. PLEASE. SHE EVEN HAS THE “LOGIC” WAALA GESTURE. WHICH ANIKA HAS NEVER EVEN DONE IN FRONT OF HER!!!!! 😫😫😫

also my god, i think i might be in love with shrenu fucking parikh. 💖💖💖

omg i love these two fucking idiots. such hardcore shippers they are. the IF/twitter shivika fandom has nothing on these two. 😊😊😊

billu’s in his room fiddling with his ring again. 😚😚😚

oh looks like anika ka rona dhona quota for day is over. now commences aaj ka badass quota. 😏😏😏

ugh this fucker and his hand sex. fuckkkkkk him. 😯😯😯😳😳😳

andhera ka fayda. god, that too in such a lame PG 7 way. you’re the lamesttttt, billu. at least should have gotten in a kiss or two. 😒😒😒

“sach bata do, and i’ll put an end to all of this.”

one more time i hear this dialogue, i swear, i’m taking a flight to bombay and beating his skinny 4 foot tall ass myself. 😠😠😠

GOD YOU TWO ARE THE FUCKING WORST. THE. ABSOLUTE. WORST. STALE BREAD? BETTER THAN YOU. SOGGY FRENCH FRIES? BETTER THAN YOU. PEOPLE WHO USE TOO MANY HASHTAGS IN THEIR IG CAPTIONS, LIKE #BLESSED #LOVE #BAE #INSTAGOOD #INSTACUTE #INSTADAILY #INSTAPUPPY #THUGLYFE #PHOTOOFTHEDAY #SMILEOFTHEDAY #FOODIE ETC. ARE BETTER THAN YOU. THAT GROSS MALAI THAT FORMS ON TEA/COFFEE YOU LEAVE ALONE FOR LIKE, 5 NANOSECONDS???? BETTER THAN THE TWO OF YOU. 😑😑😑

aaaaand he’s back to sad face fiddling with the ring. and this time she joins him (but in different location.) the couple that cries over their rings like a buncha STUPID fucking assholes together, stays together or whatever, i guess. idek anymore man. just show me what’s up with jhanvi and her creepy ugly boy-man stalker. 😒😒😒

i like how they just keep the shitty tejVi plot for the last 5 minutes, instead of editing it in between the other stuff. this way, the ppl who don’t care can just fucking get done with this in one go. 😊😊😊

“tum yahaan kyun aaye ho?” jhanvi asks man-boy, IN HIS OWN DAMN HOUSE, LOL. 😆😆😆

“tumhaare inkaar mein iqraar se bhi zyaada mazaa hai.” oh right okay, he’s one of THOSE. *sharpens my knife to stab him in his fucking ugly face* 😌😌😌🔪🔪🔪🔪

ok she couldn’t have made it plainer than that. but nope. creepers gotta creep creep creep creep creep. 😊😊😊

oh wait, we’re not done with the oberoi mansion for the day yet! 😯😯😯

god, this bhavya’s boss is just asking to get kicked. he’s so annoying. 😑😑😑

ABHI???? WHO’S GONNA HELP OUT WITH THIS WEDDING AND MIX ILLICIT DRUGS IN THE JUICE THEN? 😣😣😣😥😥😥

ugh no tej don’t leave her aloneeeeeeeeeeeeee. 😫😫😫 

words i NEVER thought i’d say, tbh. 😐😐😐

GOD HE’S SUCHHHHHH A FUCKING CREEP. FUCKING KILL HIM, JHANVI. 😤😤😤

this place is soooo fucking middle class, for the oberois to stay in? like... come on. 🤔🤔🤔

GOD DON’T BE FUCKING STUPID JHANVI. LOCK THE FUCKING DOOR AND STAY INSIDE. 😩😩😩

WHO THE FUCK HAS A CRUSH ON SOMEONE FOR MORE THAN 30 YEARS? GET A GODDAMN LIFE, FOOL. 😟😟😟

GOD I HATE MENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN 😡😡😡

great more misunderstandings tomorrow thanks to the unholy (&hot!!!!) coupling of vikram + ragini 😒😒😒

aaaaaaaaaaand anika used “faraq nahi padta???” move

so absolutely nothing new happening. for the 12th episode in a row. 🙄🙄🙄

[tellywoodtrash]

ishqbaaz 08.08.17 lb

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angsty billu is angsty. 😊😊😊

lol “bas suggestion diya tha maine.” bhai, aise ghatiya suggestions dete hi kyun ho??? 😂😂😂

oh ho billu, you and your misplaced overconfidence. you know you always fail in the matter of this girl. she never reacts as predicted. 😕😕😕

god, i wish shivaay would be MY wedding planner, if such a miracle ever occurred. it sounds like a dream to just show up looking pretty and do the pheras, while all the hard bits are handled (and paid for) by someone else! 😊😊😊 

oh no. puppy eyes. PUPPY EYES. *avoids looking at him* 😣😣😣

“agar yeh mazaak hai, toh bol do.” 

oh my god. the amount of hope in his eyes and voice. he looks like a  baby, suddenly impossibly young and so so vulnerable. 😟😟😟

GIRL. YOU ALREADY KNOW USSE FARAQ PADTA HAI. BUT STILL YOU USE ‘EM FIGHTING WORDS. 😣😣😣

oh hooooooooo, billlllllllu, YOU TOLD HER TWICE ALREADY THAT FARAQ PADTA HAI, WHAT’S ONCE MORE??? JUST TELL HER. 😫😫😫

NOPE. OF COURSE YOU DIDN’T LISTEN TO ME. 😑😑😑

THESE TWO AND THEIR FARAQ. OUFF. FA(RA)Q YOU BOTH. FA(RA)Q YOU BOTH TO HELL AND BACK. 😒😒😒

OH GOD, STOP PROVOKING HERRRRRRRR. 😣😣😣

... look at their faces. just... look at their faces. she’s devastated that he doesn’t care, but her face is under iron clad control. but, him - businessman of the year, dealmaker extraordinaire, he can’t help but have his feelings screaming in all caps neon lettering on his face. these two. fucking idiots. 😥😥😥😭😭😭

“we’ll call it off...  i’ll take care of all of it. i’ll take care of it.” 

oh my heart, the desperation and cajoling in his voice. he just wants this game to end, but he doesn’t want to lose either. 😔😔😔

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO “YEH TOH SACH MEIN SHAADI KARNE KO TAIYYAAAR HO GAYI!!!!” *furiously follows her* 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

bitchhhhhhhhhh, i told you not to fucking test her! ab bhugat. vikram ko tune hi laaya hua hai, i’m pretty sure, but she’s so adiyal ki she’ll marry ANYONE to spite you at this point. 🙃🙃🙃

bulbullllllll, please DO NOT, DO NOTTTTTT call him. please girl. come on. 😫😫😫

WHEN YOU KNOW HE AND HIS PLANS ARE BEWAKOOF, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU LISTENING TO HIM? GOD. 😒😒😒

oh boyyyyyyyyy. rudra is in trouble. 🙃🙃🙃

most unrealistic thing here is that they’re going so easy on him and beating him with PILLOWS. real brothers fight with fists. what kinda namby pamby nonsense is this???? 🙄🙄🙄

lmao rudra raising his hand mid-beatdown to answer the question like he’s in school. 🙋🏽🙋🏽🙋🏽

HOW IS POOR RUDRA RESPONSIBLE FOR YOU TWO ASSHOLES BEING BAD HUSBANDS??????????? 😒😒😒

BEAT THE SNOT OUTTA THESE TWO, RUDY. I’LL HOLD THE LITTLE ONE DOWN FOR YA. *tackles shivaay* 😤😤😤

okaaaaaay. abrupt scene transition. 😐😐😐

married ppl, plz confirm, this is the true depiction of marriage, no? that they were just in the most angsty fight ever 15 minutes ago, and now she’s like YEH KYA HOOLIA BANA RAKHA HAI? 😟😟😟

omggggg “aise lag rahe hai jaise bheege kauwe ko kisi ne blow dry kiya ho” hahahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣

wow. ok. straight to “lemme fix that for you, babe.”

his O RLY??????? look tho. 😯😯😯

oh wowwww, he’s actually waiting for her to fix his hair for him! 😧😧😧 she’s allowed to touch his hair now! what a momentous leap in their relationship. THIS IS PRACTICALLY THIRD BASE IN SHIVIKA TERMS!!!!!!!!!! ab toh bas sex hi bacha hai, physical intimacy wise. 😌😌😌

“ab mera haq nahi hai yeh sab karne ka.”  “oh right. tumhare saare farz aur haq ab tumhare fiance ke liye hai ab.”

don’t you get all snarky on her. she can say the same thing, that you should go ask RAGINI to fix your damn hair. 😒😒😒

I AM HUSBAND. I HOLD HAND. *ALPHA MALE ROAAAAAAAAAAAR*

“kis haq se aapne mera haath pakda hai?”

i’m soooooo glad anika’s not making this easy on him. 😊😊😊

tadi waala shoulder to shoulder talking. haven’t seen this pose in this show for a long time!!! 

my godddddddd, the amountttt of roundaboutttttt talkingggg, it’s making my head hurt. 😣😣😣

“is this what you want.” “it is what i want if you want it.” “i want it if you want me to want it.” JFC. 😑😑😑

since gauri isn’t here, i’m glad at least bhavya is here for anika. i’ll take any girly bonding! 👯🏽👯🏽👯🏽

oh bhavya, you’re sweet and very well-intentioned, but you’re new here and you don’t know shivaay’s tadi and levels of zidddddd. 😕😕😕

aaaaaaaaaaand bhaiyya just proved me right. OUFFFFFFFFF BILLU!!!!!!!!!!!!! TANG AA GAYI HOON MAIN TUMSE. 😫😫😫

don’t fucking tell me, that even BHAVYA knows the truth about shivaay. 😣😣😣

lmaoooo om’s snarky “nahiiiiiiii, tadi bhi toh zaroori hai!” 😂😂😂

YES, PLEASE, DO SOMETHING YOU LITTLE SHITS. 😫😫😫

OH MY HEART, RUDY CALLING GAURI AND SAYING SHE’S THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN STOP SHIVAAY!!!!!!!!!!!! (OVER HIS OWN SISTER PRINKUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!! OVER HIMSELF AND OM!!!!!!!!!!!) 😯😯😯

shivaay and gauri share the purestttttttt love in this show (up there with rudra - anika) and i’m just so overwhelmed with feelings. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

bhavya’s just straight up stolen a canvas and easel from om and set up one rather 2 rs conspiracy board. 😐😐😐

@ilovefusion i was wondering about her weird dupatta-jacket combo yest too. turns out it isn’t a dupatta, just a weird sleeve. this girl’s fashion is truly bizarre. 😕😕😕

GOD RUDRA, ITNAAAAAAAAAA SHAUK HAI DUSRON KA KAAM KARNE KA, THEN GO TO OFFICE INSTEAD OF SHIVAAY. LORD KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK OBEROI INDUSTRIES KA HAAL IS NOW, WITH SHIVAAY OFF PLAYING WEDDING PLANNER, AND YOUR DAD ACTING LIKE A GHOST. 😒😒😒

i literally want to smack rudra for not taking NO for an answer no matter how many times it’s been told to him. 👋🏽👋🏽👋🏽 (oneeee tightttt slap emoji.)

btw anyone here old enough to remember this random little program on mtv india called ONE TIGHT SLAP??? little 30 second - 1 minute clips of typically desi annoying ppl who deserve to get slapped? i still say the words “one tight slap” in the same tone as the announcer used to say it. (youtube it.) 

“baat karni zaroori hai kya?”

never thought i’d say this, but i’m hella relating to bhavya, my dudes. i too, like to spend my days with a minimum amount of words spoken out loud. 🤐🤐🤐

god this scene is so forced. i just want him to leave her aloneeeee. 😫😫😫

BITCH WHAT ABOUT YOUR DAMN WIFE?????????? 😤😤😤

chaubis? abbe oh, you’re only 23. are you counting the 9 months as a fetus? you learnt your womanizing ways in vitro from your dad like abhimanyu learnt the chakravyuh maneuver??? 😒😒😒

oh. we finally have an age for bhavya. 27. same as om (?)

kudos to them for having a couple where the girl is older, but like really... she could do SO MUCH BETTER? why is she even hanging out with a man baby like him? 🤔🤔🤔

what the fuck is even happening? like... that wasn’t a romantic moment or anything. 😕😕😕

ugh, i hate this song. 😒😒😒

bored af, so fwding. ⏩⏩⏩

SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME WHY ANIKA IS HANGING OUT IN HIS ROOM ALL THE TIME WHEN SHE’S STAYING IN ANOTHER ROOM. 😒😒😒

nopeeeeeeeeeeeee,  not shivaaaay. wazzaaaa ragini! 😆😆😆

lol ragini is so casualllll and nonchalant. i’m fucking loving it. 😂😂😂

omfg ragini planning double dates in the future! I LOVE HER!!!! 😂😂😂

godddd, dadi and pinky are in the house? ugh. itne din se shanti thiiiiii. 😣😣😣

“sabka dimaag kharab ho gaya hai. koi kuch bhi kar raha hai.” 

that’s it. that’s the whole show. you’re all caught up on 300+ episodes. you’re welcome. 😌😌😌

bechaara om. akele ladega in sab paglon se. bhagwan mere bachche ko shakti de. 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

speaking of shakti, where is he? why isn’t he here to say a few choice stern words at his crazyass son? 😐😐😐

as usual, righteously angry om is hella hot and turning me onnnnn. ouff. 😍😍😍

shivaay didn’t bother telling omRu also. waah. new level of sneakiness. 😯😯😯

rudra is already onnnnn it, bruh. he called in the most effective reinforcements last night itself. watch the bulbul fly in and sweetlyyyyy placate bade bhaiyya and bhaujai. 😚😚😚😇😇😇

tu kahan tadi chod rahi hai, jo usko chodne ko keh rahi hai. maro dono, bewakoof. 😒😒😒

oh great. pinky is here. 😐😐😐

tumhare bete ne hi order kiya hai yeh horrible pheeka... whatever this is. jaake usko bol. 😒😒😒

blah blah blah blahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, pinky. 🙄🙄🙄

oooooooh, anika has HAD. ENOUGH. time for pinkyyyyy to hear some kadwaaaa sach. ✋🏽✋🏽✋🏽

“PYAAR SHIVAAY SE HAI. AUR HAMESHA RAHEGA.” 

bitch, tell HIM that. not his snotty mom. 😒😒😒

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS BITCH!!!!!!!!!! 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

blah blah blah bhavya’s mission. really don’t care. 🙄🙄🙄

lol om pacing in frustration at EVERYONE in his life. 😆😆😆

ASSHOLE, KYUN, TERE PHONE MEIN OUTGOING CALLS NAHI LAGTE KYA? TU BHI TOH PHONE KAR SAKTA HAI. 😒😒😒

watch the bulbullllll waltz in like a bawssssse bitchhhh. 😎😎😎

OH GOD NO NOT THIS HORRIBLE CANDY TRICK AGAIN. 😫😫😫

ok that SHOULD have fully broken the mirror. 😐😐😐

OH MY HEART, HIS FACE. LOOK AT HIS SMILE. I KNOW I SHOULD BE MAD AT HIM BUT OMG HIS FAAAAAAAAAAAAACE. 😭😭😭😭😭

LOOK AT HIM LOOKING AT HER, DUDES. HOLY HEART EYES. 😍😍😍

meanwhile queen be like “bitch, you really ain’t all that. met quite the few hot boys in pune, got 43 proposals already. watch your back.”

should have thrown it directly at his head like you did at shivaay’s in that first mahasangam ep, gauri. kam se kam this one’s brain would have been jolted and he’d start thinking straight. 😒😒😒

YES ONLY AS BAHU. meaning, STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME. AND MY HEART. 🙅🏽🙅🏽🙅🏽🙅🏽

tune maafi maangi hi kahaan, maaf karne ke liye. 😤😤😤

what the fuck is wrong with this boss of bhavya’s. he’s so.... random. 😕😕😕 

oh boy. bhavya’s car is the one that’s gonna blow up with shivaay in it??? 😬😬😬

this rudy - chiraiyya alliance is the stuff that omki’s nightmares are made of. 🙃🙃🙃

lmao, yeh kaunse vasco de gama ki gun hai (kiske mama ki gun hai??? 😂😂😂😂😂😂) that this sultan is using??? 🤣🤣🤣

oh god. tomorrow is not only going to be full of rona dhona and family drama, but basically looks like they recycled that ep where shivaay’s chopper blew up. oufffffffff. awaiiii ka boring. 😒😒😒