#This slime smells like rotten lemons and bleach ugh

[sassykinzonline]

Suigetsu called to ask if Sasuke was really sick...apparently Karin "sensed a disturbance". Before I could even tell them I wasn't interested in whatever scheme they were cooking up, a bird with a radioactive green and purple slime jar landed on our bedroom windowsill.

The letter attached reads: "Sweet Naruto-kun, I hope we can put aside our past differences and work towards a common goal-- the healing of our beautiful Sasuke-kun. I have sent a jar of my trademark All-cure White Snake Slime, milked from my most freshly shed tender untouched skin in the damp mold covered enclosures of Ryuchi cave using a stalactite to. For extra-strength, I refined it through a secondary eyelid I ripped straight from Kabuto as he screamed like a newly minted eunuch. Thank you for taking care of our Sasuke-kun.

Yours Immortally

Orochimaru, Legendary Sannin PhD. Esq. MBE LLC."