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tswwwit · 4 months

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I re-read the one shot of Bill going home after walking in on someone having a raunchy dream about Dipper, and now my mind is thinking what would happen if Bill decided dipper wouldn't last a single day in his shoes (ie reading people's minds all day), so they make a bet to see if Dipper can last 24 hours with a mind reading spell, only for Dipper to realize just how many people are thinking weird things about him

That's an interesting premise! And you just know Dipper's going to think it's all great and fascinating - right up until he doesn't.

#answers #Man was not meant to know everyone's secrets within hearing range #Good thing Bill's not human and has a stainless steel ego! Otherwise it'd be way too much #Dipper makes a very valiant attempt but I don't think he gets through the day #Actually you know what'd be funny #If Bill himself is usually immune to mind reading but the bond gives Dipper a loophole #Now he's listening in on all of Bill's inner commentary #Which is rambling and weird and very very fast but surprisingly *less* dirty than Dipper was expecting #The kind of things Bill thinks when he sees his husband could be downright *flustering*#This poor mortal and his many complexes cannot handle the flood

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