#This is the pettiest shit

[vergess]

Every time I see "Estinien Varlineau" in a fanfic my hackles raise soooooo fuckin fast like the dude's name is Wyrmblood he's been very clear about that sorry you all got to see his birth certificate and got weird about it????????????

[crowberri]

[Inscryption] wouldnt it be funny if

[rosy-crow]

The fact that I’m not even joking and this was an actual subplot in Rebirth lmaoo

[fluffypotatey]

Can we please see Javy (Top Gun) and Javi (Twisters) in a fic or blurb?

hm well i haven’t written their official intro to each other yet (and i do plan to in Jake’s pov) but i got memes for how it would go down!

it’s literally just two different memes but one’s edited two more times lol

[borom1r]

[becauseimanicequeen]

The pettiest bitch in We Best Love, and I fucking love him!

[laurentspeach]

sometimes i remember laurent had only been 20 for two months at the start of the series and i just have to sit and stare at the wall for a while

[raayllum]

Listen after the constant goalpost moving / claims of the past few years that

Callum would never Ever do dark magic again under any circumstances (can't relate) because

claims of him valuing duty/goodness/morality above all else because he'd never ever be like Claudia and Viren (ignoring the fact that he already was)

and that he obviously didn't do it mostly to save Rayla and did it for the dragon ("I had to, to save my friends" thank you 5x08)

until his TOX bio came out and literally spelled it out otherwise ("I value those close to me more than anyone or anything [...] I am beholden to my inner circle not some silly kingdom")

and then backpedaling to "oh well he'd only do something Big and Dangerous like that for Ezran" (but adamant that it wouldn't be for Rayla, for Some Reason??)

to just complete silence on 1) said goalpost moving and 2) the fact they've had to consistently backpedal if not outright be wrong characterization wise

like I think I'm allowed to do a couple of petty memes on behalf of the "we like that Callum is kinda fucked up and would do outright terrible things / things he considers terrible for his loved ones because his core is that he loves Ezran and Rayla above anything and everything else" crowd that's stayed consistent for a long time and is now validated as fuck

[jichanxo]

kitakata sensei au stuff [from sept/2023]

[jacobsfat8inchc0ck]

Best believe Jacob n John be fighting over the most stupidest shit and Joseph is just 🧍‍♂️

[eolewyn1010]

9 out of 12 hems done; I'll probably be able to finish this cursed business today!

But because I have to work with a fabric that doesn't make me wanna defenestrate myself for a change, I have finished the armscye, begun to close the sides, and am currently hemming the skirt. Getting there.

[no1ryomafan]

Not to mention super vs real discourse because it’s stupid but any hardcore real fan who hates supers and saids they only like one super but it’s not getter robo their on my hitlist.

I’m sorry to be biased as I don’t think getter is perfect or anything but I will always be baffled by the people who can’t find enjoyment out of the sheer insanity of getter. They really have no fun in their soul.

“But the robot combing doesn’t make sense” who gives a shiiiiiiit man.

[thedragonagelesbian]

My dad is watching tos and every ep im like 'this is fine but wheres benjamin sisko :('

[imanes]

like living in Brussels and working more or less closely (less for me now thank god) with policymakers means you’re minding your business at work and suddenly someone sends you confidential information via mail and you’re like wtf am I supposed to do with this information that looks like it’s coming straight up from a spy cartoon but is actually how it’s going on behind the scenes… and then people on the internet are like no it’s a conspiracy theory. I keep writing and then deleting some things that happened to very close friends of mine as well as me and at the end of the day it’s nobody’s business but our own but if you don’t know how political agreements are made and in which context kindly shut up….

[countlessofvoids]

I can not ever talk with middle aged men about video games. On the internet is one thing but real life is another kind of annoyance because you know they're serious about it.

Like why is it so hard for this guy to understand that I play games that I'm interested in and not whatever popular shit the gamerbros bark about. And maybe I just have different taste than you?? Insane I know

[tommybowefuneralattendee]

Thought: JDB’s furry ass begs chosen to turn him into a werewolf super duper badly (no idea how your werewolf lore is so idk if that would even work but it’s funny to me 💀💀) and chosen refuses to do so

jdb: pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease

chosen, remembering the one time john said his hair looked dumb: you would make a horrible werewolf