#This is like the ugliest doll Ive ever seen

[00technocolor00]

HOLY SHIT

WHAT DID THEY FUCKING DO YOU KEN

HE LOOKS FUCKING TERRIBLE WOW

[the-bjd-community-confess]

sometimes people have the ugliest dolls ive ever seen, just the most hideous, visually repulsive, actively uncomfortable-to-look-at dolls i've ever seen, fucking resin sculptures of human misery that they dote on and call, like, mathilde or jungkook or cupcakes, and i think that's great and i'm happy for them.

~Anonymous

[psychoticwillgraham]

ok here’s my fashion doll opinions:

all of the old winx dolls are ugly as fucking sin and the new ones are somehow WORSE??? legitimately don’t understand their popularity and it baffles me

the vast majority of Disney dolls are either just boring or straight up ugly. the facial proportions are always kinda weird. the ONLY exception is a few of the ILY dolls, notably the Ursula one bc she serves Cunt. also the creative soul line is EXTREMELY cunty.

American girl dolls are extremely overrated and have a horrible same face syndrome thing going on and as someone who had a friend that was rich enough to collect them as a kid, i can tell yall first hand that the quality wasn’t worth the premium price. once again, ugly as fuck

as a kid i liked bratz, but as an adult? they’re just meh. the first one ive bought as an adult, just the other day, was actually amazing and blew me away. it was always bratz cloe btw. very cunty with that all jean ensemble. bratzillaz on the other hand? literally THE ugliest dolls I’ve ever seen made by a major company and I’m just. Shocked about their continued popularity

disney attractionistas look like rejected superheroes and in a bad way.

fresh beats dolls are criminally underrated

glo-up-girls are so cute and fun and i love them

hairdorables hairmazing were so goddamn cute and i miss them :((

the larvie dolls SLAY and i need one so fucking bad

honestly? i think the lol omg girls have overstayed their welcome a bit. don’t get me wrong, they’re my absolute FAVE line that’s still going, now that rainbow high got taken out to pasture, there’s just too many releases.

mermaze mermaids are so cunty. that’s all.

the lol omg girls have some of the most hit or miss hair, mostly a miss. and the fucking gel jesus christ i hate it

MH G3 has been very hit or miss for me

[colorful-horses]

this doll sucks

[tossawary]

i dont want to be mean but i hate that white haired 3d mbj i hate it i haaate it. its the ugliest man that ive ever seen, that is not THE Mobei-Jun that we all love. ive never been more disappointed in a canon design of a character than i was when i saw him. that is not mbj but a different character by the same name. he's not even sexy... (ok end rant)

That’s fair! For me, it’s not so much the white hair as the Same Face (Same Body) of all the (cheap) models. They’re all so doll pretty instead of interesting-looking. My main complaint is: “WHERE’S THE BEEF?!” 

I picture Mobei-Jun as just a SOLID HUNK OF MAN, like RIP Shang Qinghua’s focus when those muscles ripple. I need Mobei-Jun and Shang Qinghua to balance out all of these super skinny guys.