#This is about Keroro gunso

[ninjakirkki]

I got so fucking excited that I'm an adult and could buy my favorite show on DVD because I have the money but then got smacked in the face by fucking region locks. I HATE LIVING IN EUROPE!! 😭😭😭😭

[fuyuteki]

I can't believe I'm missing the gay alien frogs 🤦‍♀️

[tiredtenko]

I've been stricken by frog-tism lmao, Here are some silly guys I doodled in between grad school applications.

[markbandanawitts]

kururu day 🐬🎀💞 rate the party hat peak out of peak

what do you mean making this was an excuse to not work on homework or translating. clearly this drawing was made with love and appreciation to my favorite bromance ……

[kagender]

whenever i think im getting too angsty with the rgbs i take a step back and start thinking about chibikero stuff instead. this usually causes me more despair. i have so many other chibikero drawing ideas bouncing in my head now but ohhh im so tired tonight.....

[voeux57937]

Something fun with my Keroro gijinka

[ematooney]

Either I’m gonna sound like an idiot or smth I just need to know because it’s bothering the FUCK outta me.

Why on God’s green fuckin earth is THIS

AN ALIEN INVADER

Like?? Why do keronians invade?? Why??? Do they want to conquer the universe or some shit? Spread their territory or whatever the fuck? I mean, they’re tiny little frog dudes and they SEEM innocent (minus that one time they hid an artificial planet destroyer in the Earth that killed the dinosaurs) like they seem like alright peaceful folks and stuff, plus it also seems like they have plenty of neccessities and super advanced technology to actually live and thrive.

I mean, sure, their planet is like super small compared to ours, like same size as our moon so it makes logical sense that they invade to expand their property to control their own population not to mention gather needs like food, equipment, or technology. If that were the case couldn’t they like, I dunno, make a peace treaty with other planets? Planetary peace treaty??? (Look I’m not a history economical buff ok)

Like I’m genuinely curious about this guys. Why do the keronians invade? Is it explained in an episode? I’ve only seen season one and half of season 2, I don’t have any access to watch 3 or 4 (other than paying a subscription on crunchyroll) and I have the manga but only 1-17 and I know it’s not mentioned in there. So what the heck??

And if that’s the case, what do Keronians do when they invade? As far as I’m aware, they can be pretty brutal, but that’s about it. They can easily make time stop with that whole Planet Anesthesia thing from the Garuru arc and just be quick and easy about it, but what else do they do? Do they wage war against other aliens from other planets? Do they kill other aliens? And when they do invade a planet, what happens to the natives? Are they killed? Are they made into slaves or some shit? I NEED ANSWERS YOSHIZAKI.

Also, what’s up with Keron being obsessed with Earth? The show does say that Keron has been wanting to conquer Earth for a long time so why haven’t they done so already? They have that Planet Anesthesia thing so why did they have to send 5 of the silliest sillys to get it done?

Oh, and another thing! What the frog is the deal with the Keron Military?? Their rules are extreme! Like SUPER extreme! Like, fuck up this invasion and you’re executed buddy!!

Seriously, look at this!!

(Episode 51)

HE GOES TO FUCKING JAIL.

That can’t be normal right?? If you fail to complete an invasion you go to jail OR WORSE!

GET YOUR FUCKING MIND ERASED.

I mean, my only guess on why they would do this is that they want Earth so bad that they would go beyond the extremes!

Look, I love Sgt Frog, and I want to know more about their race and its world building. Is it explained at all other than what we already know? Why do the Keronians invade? Why do they want Earth so badly? What happens when they do successfully invade? Why are the rules in the Keron Military so extreme? The anime and the manga hardly explains any of this!! (At least to my knowledge)

Well, I have a theory on this, so hear me out.

Imagine living on a tiny planet that’s almost completely overpopulated with hardly any resources to go around and then suddenly you find this HUMONGOUS planet that’s 10 times the size of your own filled to the brim with all kinds of goodies you can get your grubby hands on. Frog paradise, right? Except there’s one tiny problem. It’s already occupied. Easy, just send a planet destroying monster to wipe em out! Problem solved. Okay, that worked but now we have another problem. Now there’s this new race that are way smarter and ethical than the previous ones, so now what?

Well, our last attempt with the whole planet destroying Kiruru was a bit extreme so why don’t we send our best platoon out there?

The best platoon:

Great job, guys.

[unfo11owmelol]

I've seen alot of jiradoro these days but yknow what i'd like to see? JiraGaru...

[hurricanebrigade]

More Dororoposting

[gemwolfz]

they should invent making art that doesnt suck

[ninjakarkki]

I saw them in a dream and had to draw it. I wanted to continue this but lack the energy and inspiration but I think this works well like this too so! Enjoy ❤️💙

[ninjakirkki]

I love them, I love them, I love them Ilovethemilove-

[boypussydilf]

I. I need to tell a keroro fan this. HOLLLY SHIT. IMAGINE. IMAGINE THE SHEER AMOUNT OF COMEDY WHEN IT COMES TO GIRORO'S HOPELESS ROMANTICISMS. but instead of (that, degregatorily hate the canon) what if its about him having a hopeless crush over Dororo.

I havent watched SGT Frog in a while but like, I know. I know that Giroro is dedicated to the invasion (even though hes like. Growing softer in earth, but he doesnt like admitting that.) And I know about Dororo's wish to protect the earth and its inhabitants. So like when these two ideologies clash?? Between the two frogs??? And like, one of them has a crush on the other frog??? Faaantastic. Angst potential, or comedy potential.

In my mind: Giroro wants Dororo to take part in the invasion because he desperately doesnt want to be against Dororo- (most of which are involving multiple ridiculous shenanigans of attempting to have Dororo back on the team to invasion. Dororo shoots down every single one of them every single time).

Shy and pining Giroro is also a must. I want his romantic ass to make poetry about Dororo, I want him to also go through ridiculous amounts of bullshit when it comes to romamce.

I also want Keroro or Kururu roped into this, either

1. Tricking Giroro by using his crush on Dororo against him OR:

2. Giroro ruins the platoons plans because of his crush on Dororo.

Either could be one-sided or not, its really funny.

YES!!!!!!! YES EXACTLY!!!!!!!! YOU GET IT YOU GET IIIIITTTTTTTT. it’s perfect. and it can be so funny. so many potential comedy plots. the rest of the platoon would get so much fucking mileage out of bullying giroro for this. EXACTLY!!!!!!!! i don’t have anything to add rn just look at this. perfect.

[pewpop]

get your hands off of him

[markbandanawitts]

Giroro & Natsumi's 20th Anniversary Chapter - English Translated

Volume 30 of the manga is mostly a collection of chapters based on each keronian/pekoponian duo in honor of the 20th anniversary....... this is Natsumi and Giroro's !!

this is the first time i've translated actual manga pages so hopefully it doesnt look too awkward and cringe for a first attempt at dialog....... ive been pushing this off for like,, 3 weeks but ive had the basic translation done for ages

the duo after this is momoka and tamama's which ill get around to eventually (hopefully not taking a month to finish it)

HOWEVER i will say that no matter how i translated this it was going to be cringe. there is never any gironatsu content that isnt cringe. this is me deflecting thank yoy

[kagender]

my neurons are snapping like cat gut strings