#This is a joke btw. I don’t think Inej can cook.

[undercover-grisha]

Inej, already making biryani for lunch: “What do you want for lunch?”

Jordan (Kanej kid): “Hutspot please,”

Inej: “…pick something else.”

[surgoiaru]

@thelovelyaleclightwood said anybody could do this and a certain question made me jump right on board! (they are such a sweet person btw I /highly/ recommend their blog <3) (also fel free to tag me in anything and everything like this beb! I’m always so happy to do these :D)

Rules: Answer all questions, add one question of your own and tag as many people as there are questions (I can’t tag that many people but I will tag a few mutuals at the end if that’s ok with them ;; <3)

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1. Coke or Pepsi: Pepsi Max is my drug i swear to god *is unhealthy af*

2. Disney or DreamWorks: Disney <3

3. Coffee or Tea: idk I like raspberry moccacinos but I also like lemon scented tea ;; If I had to pick one though it'd be tea

4. Books or Movies:  B O O K S #1 priority in my life

5. Windows or Mac: Windows

6. DC or Marvel:  DC

7. Xbox or Playstation: Playstation

8. Dragon Age or Mass Effect: idk I've never played ether nor am I in either fandom??

9. Night Owl or Early Rise: Night Owl af

10. Cards or Chess: I like both but if you shove a chessboard in my face I will play for hours, even if by myself

11. Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate

12. Vans or Converse: Converse (never had vans so can’t compare)

13. Lavellan, Trevelyan, Cadash or Adaar: idk what/who these are??? someone explain to me pls

14. Fluff or Angst: oh god I need fluff to brighten my day but angst is just so /good/ in a bad way, I'd have to pick Fluff though

15. Beach or Forest: Forest <3

16. Dogs or Cats: Either as long as it's super fluffy af

17. Clear Skies or Rain: I like me some rain on a clear day 

18. Cooking or Eating Out: I love my fucking cooking it's so great *can only cook pasta and butter chicken curry* but I prefer eating out

19. Spicy Food or Mild Food: The only spicy thing I like is Spicy Butter Chicken Curry, anything else is mild

20. Halloween/Samhain or Solstice/Yule/Christmas: uh is this not obvious??? official spoops for a day??? FREE CANDY???????? dressing up for the spoops??? the classic sheet over your heard with cut out holes to be a ghost???? Horror movie night??? Halloween is my life

21. Would you rather forever be a little too cold or a little too warm: This is really hard because I can't handle too much of either, if anything I'd pick to forever be a little too cold because then I'd have an excuse to snuggle up to my s/o whenever 

22. If you could have a superpower, what would it be? I want the superpower to materialize and control any power seen in fictional universes that are described in detail via writing or visually detailed via show and/or movie so I can picture it well in my head, but I’m limited to summoning one a day (it’d be draining) and I’d have to access the same power a few times via visualizing it in my head before I can summon it at whim from memory, after every use I’d get a horrible craving for butter chicken curry and therefore most of my expenses would go towards ingredients for making home made curry and I’d just fill my fridge and freezer with containers of it.

23. Animation or Live Action: Animation pls

24. Paragon or Renegade: idk what either of these are??

25. Baths or Showers: Showers, sure they make my life harder but I'm very uncomfortable with baths

26. Team Cap or Team Iron Man: Team Iron Man ofc

27. Fantasy or Sci-fi: Fantasy child here, gimme them hot fictional villain babes

28. Do you have three or four favorite quotes? *inwardly groaning* I have so many favourite quotes but I can't remember a single one off the top of my head but they're all so good and they're all from my otps I guess one I like is "I will haveyou without armour, Kaz, or I will not have you at all" - Inej to Kaz, Six of Crows or Crooked Kingdom?? (my mind’s gone blank on which book it was in)

29. YouTube or Netflix: Youtube i'm broke

30. Harry Potter or Percy Jackson: Wizarding world or mythology world I'm internally screaming I love both so much, Percy Jackson tho 'cause demigods <3 but magic... ;;

31. When You Feel Accomplished? I don't. Once I had, and it was because I actually finished a story I started writing.

32. Star Wars or Star Trek: I'm not like /super duper obsessed/ into either but I kinda like Star Trek???

33. Paperback Books or Hardback Books: I WOULD KILL TO HAVE HARDBACKS OF A FEW BOOKS I WANT BUT ME BEING BROKE HAS TO SETTLE FOR PAPERBACK

34. Handwriting or Typing: It depends what i'm writing tbh, if it's something creative I have to handwrite it first to get my imagination flowing, anything else is just straight up typed

35. Velvet or Satin: Velvet is so nice to touch

36. Video Games or Movies: I like video games a lot tbh but I won’t pass up a good movie

37. Would you rather be the dragon or own the dragon? I HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT THIS SO MUCH, THIS IS THE QUESTION THAT MADE ME WANT TO DO THIS WHOLE THING. I want to be a dragon, a dragon who masters illusion/shapeshifting, to my fellow dragon friends I would appear as a dragon (unless they see it as a threat then I would be humane), but to the humanoid race I would be seen as a mere mortal, watcher of the dragon lands, and if ANYBODY tries to touch my precious scaley babes or steal their eggs then I'll unleash my draconic fury on them.

38. Sunrise or sunset: Sunrise, I see it every morning from the lounge window *should upload pics of it tbh*

39. What’s your favorite song? right now it's a toss up between Volt by Yung Lean and Touch Fluffy Tail by Ken Ashcorp

40. Horror Movies yes or no: Y E S, I say that but I really can't handle the next few days after watching one because i'm so jumpy and paranoid of everything and everyone and I lose sleep over it but in the moment YES PLS

41. Long hair or short hair: I have short curls right now (natural ofc) and I love them to bits, I wouldn't wish for anything else (trying to love myself is difficult ok)

42. Opera or Theatre: I'd have to go with Theatre

43: Assuming the multiverse theory is true and every story ever told has really happened somewhere, which one of the movie/book/tv show/game/etc worlds would you pick to travel to first?  FUKKING DUMP MY ASS IN THE GRISHAVERSE PLEASE I BEG I NEED TO BE THERE EVEN IF I'M A MERE MORTAL OR A GRISHA I JUST NEED TO BE THERE

44: Are you scared of thunderstorms? Yes and no, I'm petrified of them when i'm alone (which is most of the time tbh) but I'm chill if someone else is there with me and we're wrapped up in blankets under a blanket/pillow fort sipping hot chocolates and talking about anything and everything to distract myself from the storm outside ;;;

45. Would you rather travel back in time or into the future?: You can't change the past and I'm not really dying to know what shaped this world to what it is today, so I'd have to go with the future (the only thing I'd go back in the past for is to see where the fuck Matthew went so I know here to go to punch him in the face C: )

46. What is, in your opinion, the most pointless/unnecessary thing ever invented? Me. I kid I kid, idk really, I guess the most unnecessary thing ever is money currency, why can’t we just like pay with smiles or jokes or compliments or just something nice to get nice stuff?  

47. Favorite band/artist? Favourite Band currently: 10 Years Fav Artist currently: Yung Lean or Ken Ashcorp

48. If you could meet a Famous person that’s either Dead or Alive who would it be? Lewis Spears

49: How old were you when you had your first kiss? ... *hasn't had first kiss* *is 17* end my life

50: Favorite TV Show: Hannibal, Shadowhunters, Gravity Falls, Steven Universe, uhhh I can't think of any off the top of my head but HEY PLS RECOMMEND ME SOME GOOD SHOWS IF YOU KNOW ANY ;;;;

51: What is your dream outfit? Grisha kefta(all of them) OR a black long sleeved shirt, black jeans, black cloak, black combat boots, black muffler scarf, black fingerless gloves a long steel staff engraved with angelic runes or two small ones that can connect.

52. Who would you like to be for a day? I don't really like anyone to the extent where I would want to BE them, I'd prefer to be with them than anything else, so I guess for a day I'd prefer to be me (i'm trying so hard with the self love :<)

New question! 53: (it's not really a question but whatevs) Pick two of your favourite characters from different fantasy universes and shove them into a modern au where they're rivals from first meeting but slowly become rivals with friends, what would it be like? (They'd still have their powers if they had any, and accustomed to certain terms or slang from their universe)

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Now for the tags! You don’t have to do it if you don’t want to I just like to remind my mutuals that I still think and care about them <3 (also if you do do it and I get tagged i’mma stalk and answer that extra question you put in the chat thingy just because <3)

@witchery-goddess @raphsantiagay @cats-sarcasm-and-fandoms @i-am-the-jack-of-all-trades @claup777 @sunnysugarsock @vuhniller

I also tag anyone else who wants to do this!