#This guy run away from his college dorm and then procces to treat his room the exact same way college students do

[nadiajustbe]

"Oh I love Howl do much, I wish I had a room like his!"

I keep seeing this post all over the internet, with different people wanting to replicate Howl's infamous room. And, after years of asking and pleading for answers, here I am, ready to give you a full tutorial!

So, to have Howl's room you should:

Step one: Do not clean your room. Ever. Even If its 5x5 metres, don`t even try to clean it. Brooms aside, water is now our greatest enemy.

Step two: Let it fill itself with dust. Forget about wiping your surfaces with a tablecloth, this now illegal. Bonus points If you can't quite make out the original color of the blankets.

Step three: Trash it with stuff. The most un-wizardy stuff you can ever imagine. Empty packages, bottles from drinks, a lot of ballpoint pens casually laying here and there. Hide paper tissues in your sleeves so you could use them when you're dying from a cold and then left them on the floor. Yes, all of it. Just do it.

Step four: Spend minimum of two hours in the bathroom every morning, go wasting your time and buying strange, expensive thing right after that. This way you'll be too busy to even think about your room.

Step five: Find spiders in the corner of your room. Let them spread. Keep them as pets. Give them names of Shakespearian characters. Cheris them with all your heart...If you have one. Love them.

Congratulations! Now you have Howl's room, without buying anything on Amazon, just for free. Follow this simple steps and your dream will come true faster than you blink!