#This complete and utter silliness

[fuckyeah-bears]

Sometimes I just stop and giggle at how incredibly stupidly silly and ridiculous I am with the whole bearotonin, fuckyeah-bears, swearotonin thing. I really am unhinged but I amuse myself sooo much lmfaoo

[the-acid-pear]

Y'know this little throwaway gag is so bizarre to me and I know this game is a bit very different to 2 and 3 but look at Matt's reaction when Jack raids the place in 3:

You'd argue he's simply stopping Jack bc he hates this guy and he also hates this job which Could Be True but i highly doubt bc overall despite his virginity and overall cursed vibe, Matt seems to be a good employee, by all means (I mean, Peter literally gave him a vacation instead of firing him in 2, so that says a lot).

Plus, Dave hates this guy as much as he hates him! He literally always calls him creepy and, AND!

This is the only footage you get of the prize corner in 2. Which is also the first game to show Matt and Dave's disdain for one another, Dave being likely more scared of Matt than Matt will ever be of him.

Which is all very curious. 2 does set a drastic change for Matt too with him going from being just strange to outright creepy, so was the old pizza place closing something that actually affected him or was he consistently that creepy all along? And if the later, did he just start hating Dave after that or did they always have beef and they simply had some sort of arrangement (or even higher word from Steven who tended to let Dave do whatever he wanted in general) that let him do so?

[m0e-ru]

lets think of everyone who had persona blogs and obliterated them off the face of the earth instead of just archiving and keep them in our thoughts tonight. everyone else who directly caused them into doing that go and fucking behave

[the-ghost-of-jason-todd]

just saw a post claiming ao3 is run by zionists with no links, facts, articles, or anything else to support said claim

i'm having a really bad brain fog year and i feel like search engines are getting worse and worse so does anyone know where the fuck this came from and if there's anything to it

like links to anything substantial are preferable but if you can give me an idea of what the fuck to look up that would also work

[naughtydogg]

y’all i’m fully back on my rdr shenanigans

[honorthysalad]

I can’t with the way Yoshiki literally put on that anime shirt to meet with Kurebayashi. Like, he didn’t have that on when he was at Hikaru’s house, and according to the time on his phone, he went home, changed into that anime shirt, and got to the meeting space within twenty minutes. Like, that was a purposeful change of outfit; there was no room for happenstance.

[another-corpo-rat]

caught between knowing its probably better if i started cross-posting my lil fics to ao3 but also something about posting there makes me shake like a shitting dog

[entityredacted]

I promise I'm not dead I've just been going through some shit irl + lost all motivation to do fanart so here's some ocs

[4mulaone]

ferrari has become such a laughing stock now people think they can point and laugh at ferrari the concept. well u cant. wizard death beam upon ye

[chadsuke]

Comics Read in 2023:

So I'm a Spider, So What? by Asahiro Kakashi & Okina Baba (2016)

So I'm a Spider, So What? by Asahiro Kakashi & Okina Baba (2016)

So I'm a Spider, So What? by Asahiro Kakashi & Okina Baba (2017)

Gap Papa: Daddy at Home and at Work Vol. 1 by Utakata (2021)

Gap Papa: Daddy at Home and at Work Vol. 2 by Utakata (2023)

Otherwordly Izakaya Nobu Vol. 7 by Natsuya Semikawa & Virginia Nitouhei (2018)

Otherworldly Izakaya Nobu Vol. 8 by Natsuya Semikawa & Virginia Nitouhei (2019)

Otherworldly Izakaya Nobu Vol. 9 by Natsuya Semikawa & Virginia Nitouhei (2019)

Otherworldly Izakaya Nobu Vol. 10 by Natsuya Semikawa & Virginia Nitouhei (2020)

[ID: Covers of the aforementioned books. End ID.]

[warpweighted]

actually wait have I told this story before? I dont think I have, but I've stopped giving a shit if this gets back to him so [extremely offline mutual who hasnt heard this story but will definitely put names together] hiiiiii if this comes across your dash dont even worry about it <3

so okay. I made friends with Name Redacted at age sixteen, was part of group of long-distance friends with him, texted him one-on-one fairly regularly, etc etc. mid-October he confesses An Crush using the most obvious contrivance possible (Aiden I have a crush on a girl at school what should I doooooo, what would you want me to do if it was youuuuuuu) and I, who spent my teen years doggedly pretending romance didnt exist, completely fell for it lmao. but! rejection was immediate, I Value Our Friendship rigmarole was completed, a little awkward but we'll make it work.

because it turns out he did value our friendship! as a means to get attention from his crush. >_< after at least the second "but why dont you like meeeeeee" crytyping session (which I, having no boundaries at the time, patiently consoled him over and subsequently wondered why on earth seeing his text notif pop up was exhausting alluva sudden), via my lack of boundaries I ended up visiting him in his city one-on-one

which I had not done with any other of the friends in our little group before, and wouldn't do again for quite some time

and midway through "city tour, frozen yogurt, and a movie" my man Name Redacted finds it relevant to tell me that he wants to pay for my frozen yogurt because "this is the closest he'll ever get to a date with me."

like. maybe it was a bit of an overreaction but in retrospect its obvious why I was so tense during the movie lmao

anyways I say all this to bring up two other truly baffling instances that followed:

firstly that a few months later he asked for a pity date with me ("if we both go to the same college and youre still single and I'm still single -")

secondly that the last one-on-one text convo I had with him was during a round of shitty-innuendo in the group chat, which I had to put down to rescue a banana that'd fallen off the stem. I texted back what has to be the least sexy double entendre in existence, "sry I missed these messages yall I literally had to pause to put plastic wrap on a banana" and this boy

immediately

messages me directly and says

"dammit, Aiden, I had been so proud of myself all this time that I didnt want to have sex with you. Don't change that!"

like. ???? lol

[dopeyjoe]

i come on this app once or twice a month to reblog something and scroll for three hours and to exclusively update the four people who care about the trad goth dilf (a beloved dopeyjoe dot tumblr dot com character) this hasn't been a lou blog in years and i am so sorry. anyway so yesterday morning he gave me a bunch of cds and I accidentally saw him completely naked bc he literally forgot I was staying over and we both screamed in absolute terror. also we went clubbing on monday and the cab driver hated us so much because we were singing poison by the prodigy for the entire 45min ride. and he eats raw bacon like some sorta freak. funny stuff.

[mothslimes]

honestly do not get comfort characters any character is a discomfort character to me i look at them and get really uneasy and it physically hurts and i wanna hide in a cave curled around them like a dog for the rest of my life and never see sunlight again. is that a thought you guys find comforting?

[snake-anvd]

Yeah, at least it looks cool

*smiles at him*

And the way it looks distracts people from things like my height

-🖤🗑️

HAH, wow, that's nice for you!!!

[falinscloaca]

oh i want to break terms of service so fucking bad

[altblock-tm]

as much as it pains me to see the worst characters brought back, the Final Singularity is doing fantastic at keeping my favorites as good as ever, if not better