#This blond fucking twink nearly got fucked by a bear in like the first story

[cobalt-owl]

So I've been reading the First Omnibus of Gotrick and Felix and can I just say: HOLY FUCKING GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE SOME LITERARY SATAN THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO MAKE A SCOTTISH DWARF. I HAVE TO REREAD EVERY SENTENCE HE SPEAKS LIKE THREE TIMES TO FULLY UNDERSTAND WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK HE SAID