#This all hapend because NPR were sick

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Jaune after that

Ozpin: YOU FUCKING IDIOTS! YOU ALL CREATED THE BIGGEST HATER EVER!

RWBY: Nah, we are not the Fanstic Four. And we don't have a Reed Richards equivalent.

Dr Doom!Jaune: ROSE!!!!!!

RWBY: FUCK!

Ozpin: I FUCKING HATE YOU TEAM RWBY! WE ARE SO FUCKING DONE!

Happy Belated Valentine Day Post.

Jaune: Weiss, seeing that Valentine day is close and we both have no date. Would you like to go out with me?

Weiss: Eww. As if vomit boy. Not even if you're the last handsome boy on Remnants.

Jaune: Wait. You think I'm handsome?

Ruby: Weiss, weiss, you want to go out on a date with me? ❄️ 🌹

Weiss: Eh, why not. Better you than with Arc I suppose.

Ruby: Yay! C'mon let's leave this loser behind. 😊

Jaune: Wait, come back.

Wait..

Wait...

*sniffs*

Well at least they're both happy.

Happy Valentine for them I guess.

*walks back home alone contemplating unaliving himself along the way*

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Jaune: Mom. I'm back.

Mama Arc: Oh there's my boy. And I see you didn't bring your date here?

Jaune: I'm sorry mom. But I think the male Arc like ends with me.

Mama Arc: Oh you're such a little kidder.

Your date actually came earlier and she's currently waiting upstairs in your room.

Jaune: *gasp*

Really?!

Sorry for posting this so late. I was busy... Anyway if this gets enough traction I'll continue it.