#This One

[a-hazbin-reader]

hey ! Loooove your x readers ! is there any chance I could request an alastor x fem reader who has nightmares ?? :o

Maybe she wakes up from nightmares repetitively, and one night just can’t stand laying awake staring at the ceiling of her room anymore , so she goes down to the lobby, and surprise, her crush alastor is sitting there reading in the semi-ish dark (with some jazz playing in the background on his staff ofc 🌚)

And maybe in his own twisted ways, comforts the reader (and maybe even reads her to sleep on the couch👀??)

Ugh, I gotta-

Alastor X Reader Headcanons

✅️Romantic

❌️Platonic

TW: None, I think???

Description: ☝️⬆️

You awoke with a desperate cry, your body lurching forward in one last desperate attempt to escape your nightmare

You're frantically feeling yourself and the bedding around you, digging your nails into the blankets

It takes you a few moments to realize that you're safe in your bed and not stuck in your nightmare

There's tears in your eyes, and your entire body shakes as you try to reassure yourself that it was just a nightmare

Your past can't get you anymore

Your heart doesn't stop hammering in your chest no matter how hard you try to choke down your emotions

After laying in bed for awhile and failing to get back to sleep, you decide to get up and walk around the hotel

You're surprised when you get to the lobby to see someone else is awake and occupying the space

Less so surprised to see that it's Alastor awake, reading and listening to the radio in the dim light

He's totally relaxed, obviously enjoying his alone time-you don't want to intrude, you should head back to your room-

You barely make it another step before his eyes snap towards you from over his book, his relaxed smile turning into a coy grin

"Well well~ Couldn't sleep, my dear~?"

Even when you're reeling from your nightmares, his natural charm still makes you feel flustered, and your heart soaks up the attention

"Y-yeah...you could say that..."

Alastor seems to sense your unease and moves to make room on the couch next to him, a small cup of tea appearing in front of you

He doesn't comment on the blush on your face as you sit down next to him, feeling a small comfort in his warmth even with the space between you two

You're lost in thought, your nightmares replaying in your mind and making you tense when you suddenly hear Alastor speak

"A nightmare, was it? I wonder what about..."

You can't help but snap your head towards him, shocked that he read you so easily, you hadn't realized it was so obvious

"How did you know I had a nightmare?"

He hums playfully and looks at you with a knowing smile, obviously proud of himself

"Just a guess, but thank you for confirming it for me."

You can't help but roll your eyes and let out a less than ladylike snort, momentarily feeling better

He doesn't push for details and you don't give him anything more than that, the two of you falling into a comfortable silence

At some point, his arm ends up behind you, claws gently scratching the back of your neck in a way that has your entire body tingling deliciously

You don't know when your eyes close or how you end up curled against him, but you're too tired to feel embarrassed about it

You start to feel yourself falling back asleep and right back into your nightmare, forcing yourself to stay awake

Of course, you would go right back to that terror...why should you get any proper sleep?

Alastor immediately senses that you're fully awake again, able to hear your heart beating rapidly in fear, see the way you fight back tears

If he could frown then he would, why should you be afraid of anything when he's here to protect you?

Just when you go to push off him, Alastor pulls your head back to his shoulder. Not taking his eyes off of his book to save you both some dignity

You reluctantly wrap your arms around him, you tell yourself it's just because it's more comfortable that way, not because it's nice to cuddle him

He's reading to you, the sound of his voice, along with the close proximity to him making your head spin

How are you supposed to hide your feelings for him when he does stuff like this?

Luckily, your face is buried in his shoulder, so the only giveaway for your blushing would be the heat radiating from your face

You're not really even paying attention to what he's reading, slowly relaxing against him as your eyes flutter shut and you breathe in his scent

As you fall asleep, you miss the way Alastor's smile softens when he looks down at you, closing his book suddenly and resting his chin on your head

He has something much better to do with his time

He stays with you the rest of the night, soothing you while you sleep whenever you happen to whimper, cry, shake, or even frown

His hands gently stroke your cheek as he squeezes you in reassurance, doing his best not to wake you

"Hush now, my dear... You're in good hands, I won't let anything harm you."

Apparently, it works because you relax and sigh in relief each time, no longer trembling and mumbling to yourself

Part of him feels pity for you, having suffered so much that you can't even find peace in your dreams

Another part of him enjoys that he gets to be there for you right now, hoping that this will become something regular

The thought surprises him, but he likes it

You're still asleep by the time the others start waking up, Alastor pretending to be reading his book again

He shakes his head when Vaggie and Charlie move to take you to your room, worried about you waking up next to Alastor or unintentionally irritating him

They're baffled when Alastor simply puts a finger to his lips and holds you a little closer to him, using his staff to push them back

"She's had a rough night, it would do us well to let her sleep a little longer."

Nobody says anything but they all share glances that show they're thinking the same thing

W T F happened between you two last night

You're embarrassed when you wake up later, nearly falling off the couch in your haste to get away from Alastor

"Ah, you're finally awake~!"

You can feel how hot your cheeks are as you apologize to him over and over again, you're so mortified you could die

You don't let him get a word in as you back away from him, slowly walking backwards to the stairs

You've got one foot on the stairs before you suddenly hear Alastor's voice from behind you

"Do come find me again if those pesky nightmares persist, won't you?"

You look back at him in surprise, his gaze serious despite the teasing tone, you're too embarrassed to do anything more than nod

He watches you scramble up to your room with an amused expression, not wanting to admit to himself that he enjoyed being of use to you

Alastor hopes you have another nightmare soon, if only just so he can play the hero for you again

HERE MY LOVE

[red-might-be-dead]

this post will flop

[charbles]

bunny bunny bunny youre so funny

[krakenshaped]

Satori Maiden. || Hartmann's Youkai Girl

[birf]

full version

[tblsomedoodles]

Baby Dee: I want to sing the pokemon theme song for the singing competition!

Also Baby Dee: *Immediately gets stage fright and makes his papa sing it instead*

Anyways! @tmntaucompetition 's loosing bracket has started. You can vote on Adopted Donnie's poll OVER HERE!

[sidsinning]

cant lie this newest hunger games movie was kinda cringe for me fellas

[scara-meow-che]

「 💭 」⠀mind imagining how would it feel to be "double-stuffed" by rubedo and albedo

cw. NSFW (MDNI), afab! reader, degrading + praising, oral (m), penetrative sex, unprotected sex, name-calling, puppet ‘bedo and real 'bedo double stuffing you

just having one of albedo’s cock brushing so eagerly on your cervix had you limping for days then what more if there’s the puppet albedo picking on how sensitive you are (both mind and body), and being rougher than albedo himself?

how can you choose between the two?

“you’re taking me so good, love. can you feel how deep i am inside of you? yeah, that’s right, buck your hips just like that.” albedo’s sweet voice came from behind, mind buzzing at how you can take it all in and obey when your mouth is being stuffed full by the puppet albedo who had been grinning at how messy he made you after cumming twice already.

“what a fucking whore, taking two cocks at the same time. are you that desperate to be full of cum?” the raggedness in his tone, the smug expression he sports that is the entire opposite of the handsome face of the man you love had sparked something within you.

you moaned in response, eyes closing from how you stopped your gag reflex from acting up after the puppet albedo thrust himself back inside your throat, the little bump prominent on your neck.

“is that true, love? that you are indeed desperate to let us have a take on your gorgeous body?” albedo whispered after his pace from behind had increased in speed, edging you towards another orgasm. you can’t verbally answer back from how the puppet albedo had your mouth busy milking him dry so your hole had clenched on albedo’s cock.

“i admire your honesty love, you deserve to cum too, yes?” albedo’s hand had snaked its way up to your neck and felt how the puppet albedo’s cock kept on sliding in and out of your throat. he hummed in delight, using the other hand to steady your shaking body as he pushes you to your orgasm.

“fuck, take your fill you slut.” and you felt each heavy squirt of the puppet albedo’s cock down your throat. you moaned from how full he had you feel, pleasure intensifying while seeing the carbon copy of albedo’s satisfied face right above you. you had swallowed it all, so good, like the good slut that you are.

and that had you reaching your climax, body collapsing on the arms of albedo as he grunts. he roughly pummeled himself deep, prolonging your orgasm before he came and filled your hole to the brim of his cum.

“so good, you’re always so good.”

“a good slut you are, f/n.”

in the post-orgasmic state, your mind was a mushed mess and just sighed in bliss before gently falling down the bed thanks to albedo. the alchemist had shaken his head, stifling his words when he eyes the puppet albedo frowning at the two of you.

“they didn’t choose between us two.”

[formulanni]

Carlos communism poster

Taglist: @st-leclerc

[ourfag]

2 in the morning as i write this. looking forward to releasing this post from captivity on sunday. thinking about ed and stede having an event called “princess time” where ed reclines on the sofa in nothing but a plastic tiara and snacks on fresh-baked brownies while stede dutifully buries his face between ed’s legs to extract a factory line of orgasms

[javelinbk]

So, basically what I learnt from the Now And Then documentary was that they allowed their previous opportunity to flow by, feeling like the timing wasn’t quite right. But now there never could be a better moment than this one. This one.

[chappellrroan]

[icallhimjoey]

Which scene are you looking forward to seeing again the most?

[fonteyn]

Carmy Berzatto in Season 1, Episode 3 of The Bear.