#Thirstiest man in all of Waterdeep

[dekariosclan]

Gale, five minutes after telling Tav how much he desires them, but INSISTING that they must ‘push all such thoughts aside for now’:

Tav: Looks like we’re going to keep being ambushed here in the Shadowlands, so let’s get a battle plan in order.

Karlach: No problem soldier, I’m gonna smash anything that stands in our way.

Wyll: I’ve got Eldritch blast at the ready.

Gale: And I’ll cast kinky step to position myself more favorably.

Tav: …

Gale: Oh, Gods—forgive me—I meant to say misty sex.

Everyone: …

Gale: STEP. MISTY STEP.