#Thirstiest man in all of Waterdeep
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dekariosclan · 6 months ago
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Gale, five minutes after telling Tav how much he desires them, but INSISTING that they must ‘push all such thoughts aside for now’:
Tav: Looks like we’re going to keep being ambushed here in the Shadowlands, so let’s get a battle plan in order.
Karlach: No problem soldier, I’m gonna smash anything that stands in our way.
Wyll: I’ve got Eldritch blast at the ready.
Gale: And I’ll cast kinky step to position myself more favorably.
Tav: …
Gale: Oh, Gods—forgive me—I meant to say misty sex.
Everyone: …
Gale: STEP. MISTY STEP.
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pemdas-isamyth · 5 months ago
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Gale 😍🥰🤤
Gale, five minutes after telling Tav how much he desires them, but INSISTING that they must ‘push all such thoughts aside for now’:
Tav: Looks like we’re going to keep being ambushed here in the Shadowlands, so let’s get a battle plan in order.
Karlach: No problem soldier, I’m gonna smash anything that stands in our way.
Wyll: I’ve got Eldritch blast at the ready.
Gale: And I’ll cast kinky step to position myself more favorably.
Tav: …
Gale: Oh, Gods—forgive me—I meant to say misty sex.
Everyone: …
Gale: STEP. MISTY STEP.
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jeneralmischief · 6 months ago
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I know, rebloggin again so soon, but...
QUICK, SOMEONE GET TIM TO CAMEO THIS RIGHT AWAY!
Gale, five minutes after telling Tav how much he desires them, but INSISTING that they must ‘push all such thoughts aside for now’:
Tav: Looks like we’re going to keep being ambushed here in the Shadowlands, so let’s get a battle plan in order.
Karlach: No problem soldier, I’m gonna smash anything that stands in our way.
Wyll: I’ve got Eldritch blast at the ready.
Gale: And I’ll cast kinky step to position myself more favorably.
Tav: …
Gale: Oh, Gods—forgive me—I meant to say misty sex.
Everyone: …
Gale: STEP. MISTY STEP.
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boufsy · 6 months ago
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Same, Gale 😩
Gale, five minutes after telling Tav how much he desires them, but INSISTING that they must ‘push all such thoughts aside for now’:
Tav: Looks like we’re going to keep being ambushed here in the Shadowlands, so let’s get a battle plan in order.
Karlach: No problem soldier, I’m gonna smash anything that stands in our way.
Wyll: I’ve got Eldritch blast at the ready.
Gale: And I’ll cast kinky step to position myself more favorably.
Tav: …
Gale: Oh, Gods—forgive me—I meant to say misty sex.
Everyone: …
Gale: STEP. MISTY STEP.
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