#Thirst traps shitpost lol

[scribe-of-hael]

Oh for the fans who like his big plated hoonkers from AOE and TLK

[siphisket]

Okay so I was just doing a silly Gojo doodle but I needed a perspective reference and the pose was cool so it turned into an anatomy study and then i decided to add "just a little shading" and it turned into full-fledged rendering practice and now i have a fully-rendered print-ready Gojo illustration and it hasn't even gotten silly yet. This must be resolved.

Honorable Mentions (this is drawn in perspective and his ass is not fat enough for all this text): "Target of the Great Sukuna," "Straight Outta Prison Realm," "Enemy of the State"

[httpsserene]

𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐭𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐞𝐭 “𝐣𝐚𝐜𝐤”𝐞𝐝 - 𝐨𝐩. 𝟖𝟏

𝘀𝘂𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗿𝘆: oscar’s girlfriend is feral on main. 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴: crack. this is a shitpost, you have been warned. uh this is completely unrealistic, it’s pure vibes okay. this is not an accurate representation of those mentioned. 𝗽𝗮𝗶𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴: oscar piastri x fem!black!reader 𝗴𝗲𝗻𝗿𝗲: smau.

𝗽𝗿𝗲𝗳𝗮𝗰𝗲: i wouldn’t consider myself an oscar girlie but then,,, i opened tumblr and saw the photos of oscar from when he went karting and um…now have another op 81 mess of a smau! this is completely unserious and it’s inspired by the nefarious actions i would do to oscar’s biceps. inspired by @dwarvenchords and @hookhausenschips ‘s reblog lol. it’s short but, enjoy, loves xxx.

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yninstagram • february 28th

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oscarpiastri: love…you couldn’t even save this for the close friends stories? you had to post it on main yninstagram: did you like my joke? oscar “jack”ed piastri LOL im so clever oscarpiastri: ijbol 😐 yninstagram: i’d be pressed but ur muscles are distracting me oscarpiastri: u should cmere and give them a kiss :)

lilymhe: he let u tie a bow around his bicep?!!! omfg i have to do this with alex yninstagram: i don’t think alex has enough muscles to meet the requirement for the bow :/

landonorris: he’s such a simp landonorris: i would never let my girlfriend tie a bow on me 🥱 yninstagram: step 1: have a girlfriend

logansargeant: your freak out on twitter had a slight mentally-ill aura yninstagram: shut the fuck up and get on a podium before you talk to me yninstagram: gangly bitch + not funny didn’t laugh + L

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yninstagram • february 28th • in between my boyfriends tiddies ⚑

liked by, oscarpiastri, mclaren, logansargeant, markwebber, and 1,223,458 others

yninstagram: things to do with your boyfriends muscles; listed in the comments below (a huge thanks to the toto user on twt for FINALLY sending me the photo)

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yninstagram 1. tie a bow around them (completed)

➥ user thx for sharing the photo

➥ user FUCK! I CAN’T FIND A PIECE OF PAPER TO WRITE THIS ON

yninstagram 2. kiss them (completed)

➥ user awh how cute! going to nap on the interstate rq

➥ user wait for me!

➥ user omg slumberpartyyyyy

yninstagram 3. touch them (completed)

➥ markwebber there’s a time i thought you were a normal girl

➥ yninstagram who told you to think that??

user i know those arms are rock solid 🥴🤤

user i’m the toto user on twitter !!! she did not kill me y’all !!!

➥ user u were flirting with death babes

➥ user i would not have admitted to this under her post

➥ user you should seek witness protection 🙏🏾

yninstagram 4. have him suffocate you with them (he said no)

➥ oscarpiastri WHY DID YOU INCLUDE THIS ONE

➥ logansargeant i think you’re proving the mentally-ill part y/n

➥ yninstagram u sound jealous logan

➥ user personally, i think if you didn’t want her to say that, you shouldn’t have muscles @/oscarpiastri

➥ oscarpiastri oh! yeah! why didn’t i think of that—lemme just take them off rq 😐 WTH

yninstagram 5. wall sex (?)

➥ oscarpiastri i specifically said not to say #4 and #5 in public

➥ user the question mark is SENDING MEEEEE

➥ yninstagram i mean, i can tell you that he didn’t say no to this one 😈 @/user

➥ landonorris i did not want to see this when i opened ig

➥ yninstagram do us all a favor then and delete ur account x

➥ oscarpiastri what she said^

➥ landonorris :o -> :(

yninstagram 6. draw on them (in progress)

➥ user wait this one is actually cute 🤭

➥ oscarpiastri watching the pure concentration on her face is adorable

➥ user omg she’s so 👉🏼👈🏼 coded

➥ oscarpiastri it tickles lol

➥ yninstagram ur moving around too much

➥ yninstagram might have to tie you to the headboard 😏

➥ user and she’s back on her bs

yninstagram 7. watch him flex for you (ongoing indefinitely)

➥ mclaren do we have your permission to post oscar thirst traps now?

➥ yninstagram i’m sure we could work out something mutually beneficial

oscarpiastri • february 28th • my girl’s basement ⚑

liked by yninstagram, danielricciardo, logansargeant, landonorris, and 1,478,539 others

oscarpiastri she knocked out on my chest halfway through drawing on me. didn’t know this was part of the boyfriend job description, felt like there was some false adverting. overall: 12/10 experience, will be doing this again.

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danielricciardo didn’t know where this was going for a sec but fuck you guys are so cute 🥹

➥ oscarpiastri thank you? i guess

➥ user oh to have my relationship praised by danny ric

➥ user girl ur man responds to your texts two days late

➥ user DAMN u didn’t have to air out my business like thatttt

user WHAT DID SHE USE TO DRAW ON YOU OSCAR??? HELP A GIRL OUT

➥ oscarpiastri its liquid eyeliner 🫡

➥ oscarpiastri she used an eyeshadow palette when she wanted to add colors

➥ user why did i never think of that, she’s so smarttttt

user oscar piastri the MAN that u AREEEE

logansargeant so,,,,are we still getting dinner later orrrrr

➥ user LOL

➥ user omg y/n was right logan IS jealous

➥ logansargeant im not jealous !!!!

➥ user 💀

➥ user okayyyy….we believe you LMAOOOOO

➥ oscarpiastri ijbol 😂

➥ logansargeant stop using ijbol it’s not funny

➥ user this will be the only time that i say i agree with logan on something

➥ logansargeant ur literally a fan account FOR ME?? @/user

➥ user yeah man u didn’t have to bring that up 😒

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[shinygoldengun]

Tiktok Headcannons for the gang! Because i use that platform way too much

Hosea's tiktok is one of those old people's tiktoks who always duet people and gives honest, good advice. He's always responding to people, and likes comments about being people's dad or grandparent :) he also does lives (livestreams) of him doing crosswords every Sunday. Like a mix of elijahstroman7 and annrussell03.

Dutch's tiktok is one third failed intentional thirst traps, one third dueting women he likes with his unblinking face as the video, and one third political and philosophical rants.

Lenny's account is full of well-made videos about technology, news/politics, and literature/"booktok". His editing is top-notch and he has a large following! Lenny's followers love his sense of fashion, calling him a fashion Icon - some even draw fanart of him! He is verified, much to the annoyance of Sean. He has a side account just for his cat.

Mary-Beth's account is fandom anthropology (think, academia on fandom and fanfic but presented in layman's terms), fanfic culture, and cosplay.

Tilly has an aesthetic account. It's like a hidden gem; it's not popular or verified, but everyone who comes across it loves it. She posts various aesthetics, and takes requests! Her most popular tiktok is about yellow aesthetic. She also rarely posts tiktoks with her face in it, but they do well and the comments are nice :)

Karen is a fashion and make-up account. People love her creative looks and her outfit choices. She likes to do lives (livestreams) where she drinks, chats with the audience, and does her make-up.

Javier's tiktok is just him posting songs and song covers - his is the most popular out of the whole gang! Javier is verified, and has a merch store and a Spotify.

Sean has a combined shitpost/weirdtok/commentary account. He dances sometimes, too. His account is very eclectic, but has a small but dedicated following. Has been on tiktok the longest, but has the least followers and is not verified. Has a secret spam account that is much more popular about vlogging with his friends and the gang!

Abigail has a mom account, and posts crock-pot recipes. She's doing her best. Occasionally she posts a "lol my partner is incompetent 🤣" "funny" video and those get really popular.

John's account is all about animals he met on the street and weird situations he finds himself witnessing (e.g. a car riding on train tracks). He posts a lot about Cain, then Rufus. Dog person.

Arthur's account is very country? He talks about his horse a lot, and dances to country tunes. He has a series where he annoys members of the gang. Nothing he posts is something he hated doing; Arthur loves creating content!

Charles unintentionally makes thirst traps with his content of survival/bushcraft, cooking, and indigenous issues and culture. He's got a lot of thirsty followers, but a lot of genuine ones too. His cooking videos are very ASMR, and sometimes they spawn video chains of musicians jamming out to it.

Sadie is deep into political tiktok. She's avid about gun rights and is a feminist. She also shows herself working out a lot, and a large number of her followers are wlw.

Kieran's tiktok is about all the pets he has, whom he loves to bits. He's been asked for a face reveal, but he's too shy. There is a conspiracy that he's secretly The Rock.

Pearson has a tiktok cooking account, but its only about Barbecuing. He once tried to make a dish with vegetables, but users mass reported it for disturbing content and it got taken down.

Grimshaw has an account, but doesn't post. She just downloads everything she likes to watch later (she doesn't). One of her favorite accounts is a lady who talks about etiquette while cleaning silver.

Swanson has a tiktok, but its only about religion. He is nice and welcoming and great and courteous to everyone who asks! He loves talking about Exodus, Psalms, Job, Ezekiel, Acts, John, Philippians, Hebrews, and 1 Peter.

Strauss is big into business and is pro-capitalism, and flogs cryptocurrency and NFTs through tiktok. He also posts about the successful secrets of billionaires and the stock market. Blocks all those who disagree with his takes, and 9 times out of 10 doesn't allow comments on his videos. He got most of his followers during the GME craze. Is hurting quite a bit now that the NFT market has collapsed and crypto is on the downturn.

Molly doesn't have a tiktok - she thinks it's a terrible platform and beneath her. Prefers Instagram reels.

Bill doesn't understand tiktok well, so he doesn't post. But he is an avid commenter, often getting pinned or featured in "weird tiktok comments" compilations.

Micah keeps getting banned from tiktok. He doesn't understand how, but he does. Maybe it's all the gun videos he posts, or getting reported for his constant hate speech? Who knows!

[jennilah]

Confession time, you've been posting about those Saw guys for a while but because they're always mentioned in the posts *together* I had no real idea who was who and have just been guessing, mostly incorrectly I think xD

The vampire/werewolf design has fixed this. Shout out to tumblr (and you) for helping me learn about a source material I'll likely never watch in the weirdest of ways. Here for hilarity of it

its ok man half of us who watched Saw IV mixed up Hoffman and Strahm for like. the whole movie. myself included

some people even continued to mix them up into Saw V

but ur so welcome. ive said it before but i think its endlessly amusing giving people a really weird warped view of what happens in this franchise from shitposts and ship art alone. i mean i practically never reblog the traps themselves, mostly preferring thirst gifsets of characters LMAO

also here let me dig up an older ask where i went into detail on each character for non-fans because i think im so damn funny (jk but it might actually help LOL)

[macedonianmaniac]

So.. You're telling me that all I need to do is post thirst traps and nudes to get anons asking me how my day was... Well to bad I'm ugly xD

[unknownspecies]

zoya !! i’m here to talk about you and suna >:)

you guys are absolute MENACES TOGETHER !! you guys would have a loving lil prank war LOL most of it is cheesy pranks to poke fun at each other. y’all would def make sm tik toks LOL it goes between shitposts n zoya appreciation posts (but in his own way … bc he’s a simp but he also wants to clown you 🤧 WITH AFFECTION OFC !!) so it’s clips of you doing silly stuff or maybe if ur a lil clumsy it’s a compilation tik tok LOL !! but the caption is always sweet and the last few clips/pics are always rlly cute 🥹 he loves you sm <3

also!! he’s super clingy lol he just likes to lay on you all the time. even if y’all aren’t doing anything he’ll just flop onto you and start scrolling on his phone and ur just like 🤨🤨🤨

RHXSHKOYCBCSAZ

aims you know me so fucking well

a ducking prank war would be absolutely hilarious. and it would slowly get worse each time. i can imagine us forgetting that we pranked the other so one would just walk in a room and see the other drenched in water or sum shit and just fucking CACKLE

THIS MAN DEF USES TIKTOK

i dont have it but it would be impossible not to make an acc with being in a relationship w him. and yes. we would both have fucking compilations of each other doing dumb shit or cursed pics of each other 😭😭😭

i would also be making so many fucking memes of this guy and thirst traps as well. He’ll make fun of me for it but stfu

theres no better way to spend time together other than just cuddling and doing our own thing. he’ll lay on me and play on his phone as i watch a movie with my computer on his back as i play w his hair. this mf would wriggle his back so my computer falls on the bed if i stopped playing with his hair. this mf 😐

[nerdangels]

Tagged by @coulson-is-an-avenger thanks hawthorn <3

1- Why did you choose your url?

Soup of natural reasons. Specifically from the quote "word of advice, don't piss off the nerd angels" after cas beats up dean in the alley

2- Any side blogs?

Technically i have very many but the only one that's active is @clusterhugmp3 my bandom sideblog

3- How long have you been on tumblr?

I made this blog in 2010 or '11. Jesus christ

4- Do you have a queue tag?

I've gone through many queue tags but now i mostly dont care about using a queue. For the rare occasions that i do put stuff on a queue on my sideblog, the tag there is "only if you'd like me to i could fall in love with queue"

5- Why did you start your blog in the first place?

Umm made an account for vague blogging reasons but stayed for the panic at the disco bandom

6- Why did you choose your icon/pfp?

Cas <3 i made it myself to match the colors of my header and the bi flag

7- Why did you choose your header?

Spooky tma vibes. It was on a post w other tma headers but the op either deleted or changed their url so now the credit link doesnt work :/

8-What’s your post with the most notes?

I think some stupid superwholock post that blew up back in 2014. Or a gravity falls gifset

9- How many mutuals do you have?

I have no idea.. Do ppl actually know how many mutuals they have lol

10- How many followers do you have?

2200+ but i can guarantee that 80% are inactive

11- How many people do you follow?

966 omg

12- Have you ever made a shitpost?

Yes ???

13- How often do you use Tumblr each day?

So many

14- Did you have a fight/argument with another blog once?

Um not that i can think of lol

15- How do you feel about “you need to reblog this” posts?

Dumb and bad. Stop guilt tripping people into reblogging posts

16- Do you like tag games?

Yes!! I love tag games!! <3 even tho im bad at keeping up w them i rly like doing them if i remember

17- Do you like ask games?

YES they're so much fun but I'm terrible at checking my inbox bc I'm always on mobile

18-Which of your mutuals do you think is Tumblr famous?

Umm idk what qualifies as tumblr famous lol i have mutuals who have a few posts that have blown up. Maybe some of my bandom mutuals 😳

Also a long time ago i used to be mutuals w this rly hot person whose thirst traps had a lot of notes and i wanted to talk to them but was always too intimidated bc most of their asks were just ppl flirting/complimenting them. Then they unfollowed me hdkdhfkd

19- Do you have a crush on a mutual?

I am no longer taking questions at this time

Tagging @ghostcomet @ofalltheginjoints @luvselfishluv @stumph @smileandasong @infintyonhigh @ybcpatrick and anyone else who wants to do it (: