#They’re only about 60% actual coyote if a genetic study from 2014 is to be believed and they’re as big as German shepherds. | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

randomtheidiot · 23 days ago

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Oh god not more coyotes.

Finally got a recording of the little fuckers. My own dog is also barking right next to me because he’s just as freaked out as I am. They are so loud you guys, and they’re HUGE. Fuck the east coast, man. I didn’t sign up for this shit.

#God they are so loud and they are such assholes. Dickass noisy neighbors who will disembowel you if you file a noise complaint.#And for the southerners saying “It’s not that bad! Coyotes are tiny and they only eat chickens!”#Listen buddy #Because of a lack of genetic diversity our coyotes have been fucking the native wolves and dogs for the past few hundred years.#They’re only about 60% actual coyote if a genetic study from 2014 is to be believed and they’re as big as German shepherds.#Bottom line is that they’re not your shitty yeehaw ass prairie puppies #So don’t you dare call me a pussy for not wanting to fight a bunch of Labrador sized godless beasts of the south’s vengeance

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