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Beloved snake oil horse scammers!
#Are people gonna mention tho that their cider machine wasn't even a scam at all it was a genuinely innovative product—#They were just really shitty greedy businessmen#And honestly I love them for that idiocy their fast smooth talking worked on me I will be pickpocketed now#digital art#fanart#mlp fanart#mlp fim#mlp#flim and flam#Still figuring out how to draw pastel horses again rip
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Shitty College Headcanon Series - Jumin Han [4/9]
Okay so we all know this guy is not a commoner. At first, he thought that he’d rather have individual business classes, as it’d let him improve more than in a group of students. It wouldn’t be a problem to afford it, it’d be more suitable. But eventually, he figured that going to a renowned college in USA would give him a great opportunity to meet people who’d be just good to know later - future assistants, businessmen, business angels and such.
Unlike what he expected, the college gave him lots of knowledge on topics he used to neglect before. He used to make some of his financial choices basing off his personal view, but figuring out the rules of the macroeconomy and finances was what helped him sort everything out better. Even though the classes were a bit too boring for his liking, he always focused on them and memorized everything, eventually not having that much to study on his own.
Of course in a place like this, everyone knew who Jumin Han is. People there were even more greedy than those he’d usually meet. A lot of them tried to befriend him one way or another, for possible benefits - and he assumed that those who try to persuade him like this aren’t really worth his time.
He managed to find and be acknowledged by a few people that seemed smart and interested in the course more than in simply getting money. He didn’t hang out with them much, but he enjoyed their presence during lectures, sharing with them his thoughts on the topic and improving the relations so that in future, it’d be in favor for both sides.
Just like Jaehee, he was given a chance to graduate earlier, but he declined it, not wanting to be envied by other people - his point was to stay in good relations and he didn’t want to ruin it, knowing how unstable such bonds may sometimes be.
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