#They KNOW they’ll be updated with kitten photos for the next seventeen years
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I’ve just started the process to adopting some kittens. Excited, nervous, everything at once. Also my email voice is fucking AWFUL
#Every single email is like emailing the goddamn queen. Modern day letter writing#I literally cannot turn it off. No matter how hard I try. If there’s an email I MUST write in full polite prose with proper sign on/sign of#I fully debated whether I was meant to put my title and my credentials. IM EMAILING A CHARITY#that being said I’m emailing a charity whom I want to impress and convince that I’m the perfect candidate for any kittens I desire#And 100% being a vet is my USP. ‘Kittens must have yearly vet checks as part of adoption agreement’ kittens will have daily vet checks#Kittens will grow up to be wonderful cats who will no doubt be taught to fetch by your charity’s hedgehog nutter#My dad literally texts to owner of the charity weekly With photos of the wild hedgehog he released#They KNOW they’ll be updated with kitten photos for the next seventeen years
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