#These are back and forth on Canon AssClass S/I and the Ideal Polycule AU

[kakusu-shipping]

Never apologise for rbing ask games, they're fun >:3c so for koro-sensei: 6, 9, 12 (if they have no neighbors...what was the Incident (tm) that made them have no neighbors-) + 13. For Sun! 1, 5, 7! -basbearship

Thankyou thankyou thankyou @basbearship I am being so annoying and you are enabling me and I love you thankyou very much

I'm gonna split this one into two posts, just so it's not a mile long so these are the Koro-Sensei questions

6 - How does your f/o introduce you to their friends? 

First meeting was very standard because it was a professional meeting with Mr. Karasuma and Irina, and unfortunately those are his only friends so he hasn't gotten to do a big Boyfriend reveal but if he could it's gonna be a big deal.

He does go out of his way though to do the "Here comes the most specialist boy ever" meme after we started dating, and still does it to this day when I enter a room.

9 - You and your f/o have a party/meeting/gathering to attend. How does it go? 

I'm bad at social events and Koro-Sensei isn't suppose to go to them but you know we gotta crash an important meeting disguised as a party Karasuma goes to at least once

If he's not drinking, it'll probably go pretty okay. Dancing and taking over the entire buffet and maybe being a bit weird, but he's a social guy. A bit much but pretty funny. If his disguise holds up we should make it out A-Okay.

And then, you know, get hard scolded by Karasuma the next day for jeopardizing his mission like that.

12 - How does your f/o interact with neighbors, if you have any?

He's the world's most wanted being right now, his one caviot is he must stay indoors don't talk to anyone he's a government secret.

And he's also an extrovert with a bleeding heart. I come home to find him helping the old woman one floor down pack in her groceries, and while he's there he might as well change the light bulb that went out in her bathroom and sweep the floor and take her dog for a walk it's only neighborly.

I'll catch him playing tutor for the kids down the hall, and when they're done go out behind the building and join them for a game of kick ball. He'll loan parenting books to the single dad who just moved in, and end up staying to help him make dinner.

He's so social we simply cannot contain him. Karasuma stopped visiting us because all the stress of watching a living weapon make cooky faces at the baby in the elevator was starting to give him migraines.

13 - How do other people see/describe your f/o? What’s the difference in their perception of them and yours?

Obviously a lot of people think he's weird and a lot, which is very true we have that part in common at least.

But you'd actually be surprised how many people seeing, meeting, and even understanding Koro-Sensei for the first time think he's scary. I mean he's 8 feet tall and can go mach 20 and when you know that, yeah he can seem pretty terrifying.

To me he's very Pathetic Little Meow Meow. Sure he can travel from our apartment to China in 15 minutes, but if you were to trip him on the street it'd take him a full minute to get his bearings enough to get up. His main weakness is how flusterable he is. I kiss his cheek and he's out of commission for the next hour.

So while other people may see an 8 foot tall bionically engineered weapon, I see a big loser with zero impulse control and a bleeding heart.