#There's always his (currently) platonically malewife
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Lord Hater wants a girlfriend as a status symbol, a life achievement, and hasn't thought about what he wants out of marriage aside from kids and a standard white picket fence domestic life.
If he ever got a girlfriend (HAH!) he'd be at a loss of what to do because okay. That's a goal checked off. Now what?
Then heâd self-sabotage himself by continuously putting his foot in his mouth. Of course, that's only if trying to get married day one doesnât scare her off first.
Honestly I can't see him dating a woman not because he doesnât want to, but because he's a loser who needs to examine how he treats them.
#Lord hater#wander over yonder#Well#There's always his (currently) platonically malewife#Peepers would be such a passive aggressive little shit if he dated someone but him anyways#âyeah sir I support you!"#âAnyways we are gathered here today to marry this stunning vision of loveliness to some broad he met at a restaurantâ#Peepers is unwittingly doing any girls a favor though#Hater needs to sit down and write âI'm sorry womenâ a thousand times#Actually I should draw that#commander peepers#Death glare
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who are your favorite top ten black clover characters and relationships (romantic, platonic)?? talk about them!
Oof, Iâm always bad with anything âtop 10â related cause I never really categorise characters or ships like that in my head, itâs just whatever strikes my fancy at any given time, based on how funny I find it personally, but letâs give it a go.
10 fave characters and why I like them (in no particular order):
Asta - Not an ounce of book smarts, but he maxed out his people smarts and muscle stats, which is honestly the best possible combo and makes him the ultimate himbo
Liebe - the fact that he presumably developed anti-magic entirely out of spite against lucifero is the single funniest thing in the series. like this bitch had nothing and its precisely because he had fuck all that he could even go into the human world and disrespect lucifero by doing so
Nacht - This bitch went grave robbing and he not only stole his twin brotherâs looks, but also morals and I can respect the hustle
Zora - This peasant bitch really went ��i will teach myself a doctorate in runes and mana theoryâ and then did it with sass, love that for him
Noelle - Great character development, my girl went through so much and deserves the world
Finral - Sometimes you just need a pacifist malewife in your life. Also the fuckin Queen of Heart Kingdom aint got a single attack spell and nobodyâs saying shit to her
Vanessa - Nothing more cathartic then seeing a character on screen declare to their abusive parent âbitch you aint my familyâ absolutely iconic, legends only
Nero - My girl really got swindled out of her forbidden romance with a prince by a devil and then fucked him over. nothing but respect for my insomniac queen
Zenon - this guy really went and became a war criminal because he got sad that his crush died at his hands, textbook homo behaviour
Yuno - bit conflicted on that one, cause i dont like what tabata ended up doing with his character, but i do like him at the beginning, and genuinely believe he shouldâve been on the same squad as asta
10 ships (in no particular order and based entirely on my preferred dynamic):
Asta x Yuno - just two idiots. yunoâs pining is very obvious to anyone except asta. He probably decided on the whole rivalry thing because he was convinced that asta would never actually be in love with him and needed some way to keep them tied together.
Yami x Nacht - my personal interpretation is that yami was got hitched to morgen when they were like 16 and dumb as all fuck, then morgen died and yami and nacht got married to each other as like an emotional rebound and then nacht fucked off to do his silly little spying in spade. married, but in separation and they got so many issues to work out between them. their current fight against lucifero counts as marriage counseling.
Finral x Vanessa - nothing makes your heart sing like two support mages who have no faith in themselves until some himbo from the countryside comes over and gives them faith in themselves and each other. Finral needs to get over the bullshit with his family and become Vanessaâs malewife and i am willing to fight tabata on it.
Asta x Liebe - as much as the default assumption about them is sibling dynamic due to licita, there is something almost poetic about astaâs entire character being like âif i'm not loved by mana then i can be loved by a devilâ, not to mention the ultimate coming together of the two âweakestâ individuals from their respective worlds which results in them being the strongest together. also as per silv we count the devil binding bracelets as marriage
Magna x Luck - sometimes you just need two homos fighting it out in the background for the plot to be complete
Julius x Zara - I canât believe Zora was this close to having the wizard king as his step dad, he was robbed i'm telling you, ROBBED. Purple orcas are not only classist, but also homophobic, more at 6.
Zora x Kirsch - sometimes you just wanna see an upper class bitch be utterly humiliated by some working class fucker and then get a crush about it. What more do you want?
Gauche x Grey - these 2 have great chemistry together, not to mention maybe if Guache learns to develop strong bonds with other people then his parentification induced trauma from living on the streets and looking after his sister will become more manageable. also good opportunity for greyâs development in confidence and acceptance of self
Lucifero x Liebe - an absolute crackship that exists entirely in mine and silvâs DMs, born out of a very specific âwhat ifâ crackhead of an AU that I may or may not post on tumblr one day. overall extreme case of enemies to lovers if even that.
Zenon x Allen - sometimes you just gotta pick up a pair of tragic homos that are a direct narrative parallel to our protag and his rival and be like âyou know what? theyâre pretty neatâ
Lol I think thatâs everything for now. Again, most of it are crackships and as i'm sure those who follow me for a while are aware i am physically allergic to serious fandom content. My preferred fandom experience is âcrackâ with occasional âcrack treated seriouslyâ to mix things up.
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