#There's a sheer difference of being guilt tripped by N and barely avoiding attempted murder so.

[beaversatemygrandma]

Kinda Very Pokemon Legends postgame story spoiler-y so most is under the cut.

But Volo is no longer known as the Legends sexyman. It’s Adaman now. Fuck Volo.

Literally tho. I was going through the mainline post credits missions with catching legends and gathering plates and only keeping my one lvl 85 Rhyperior with me for just in case fights and the rest of the party being pokemon I’ve been raising and training for the dex. And well, unknowingly, i decided to follow Volo up to mount coronet not really expecting much, maybe another legendary encounter, nbd. I’ve got a lvl 68 Torterra with sleep powder for catching things too.

Fucker fights me, saying he started this whole debacle himself. With his godawful arceus looking hair under that hood. And HIS FUCKING GARCHOMP. (YOUR GREAT GREAT GREAT GRANDDAUGHTER IS HOTTER THAN YOU WITH HER GARCHOMP. FUCK OUTTA HERE DUDE. JUMPING ME LIKE THIS.) At this point I was ready to destroy the man with my bare hands. Every pokemon other than rhyperior was wrecked. Knocked out. Unusable. Not like a couple lvl 40s would do much to the GIRATINA HE SUMMONS TO SPITE GOD.

It knocked out rhyperior in one hit with an aura sphere. I’m going to be the one to personally kill Volo. Cynthia will looks different in the present but I’m ready to take that risk. I came back later with my actual team and now that I had a method other than high-risk tanky attacks with one pokemon and item stalls, he actually showed some competitive level fighting. I was actually amazed by that. Sure, Weavile wrecked both him and giratina but still. Fucking neat bud. That’s where Cynthia got that natural skill. (also a Very Similar team to hers in Platinum btw. Full 6 pokemon party all lvl 70-ish too just in case you dont know yet. Idk why you’re reading if you don’t tho but you do you.)

Anyways. Fuck Volo. Adaman is now the one and only guy I will obsess over in this game. K. Thnx. Bye. I’ll take the pretty one who isn’t actively trying to murder me with sinnoh’s belligerent child and doesn’t have this painful god complex complete with garb.

My friendship with Volo is over. Adaman is my new best friend. Brb. Gonna go push that man off the mountain once i get back up there.

*blow the azure flute when you find all the pokemon* All of them.... Can I use god to kill Volo? It’s all I ask.

A sheer difference between the two from while we were searching for plates: Volo: oh cool, yeah. I’m here to ‘help’. Totally not stealing artifacts from ruins and getting a charcoal imprint of every plate you pick up to contact sinnoh’s outcast child to kill you. Why would you think that? Adaman: *no thoughts, head empty. Must. Get. To. Next. Task. Now.* We don’t have time for that. BUT FUCKING SWEET PHONE... what’s a phone? I mean. One actively helped and the other was just There to see what happened. So.