#Then I’d be the coolest parapro ever to walk the earth
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When working overwhelms you; but being off from work makes you feel like you’re rotting from the inside out :/
#I’m not well ahahaha#Walking outside in a thunderstorm would fix me#Either due to the spiritual nature of rain or because I’ll get struck by lightning and die… therefore nullifying any problems I have lol#(I’m joking)#I would not mind getting struck by lightning though… so long as I live#I’d have a banger of a story and I could convince the kiddos I gained superpowers from it like the flash#Then I’d be the coolest parapro ever to walk the earth#But ideally I wouldn’t want to be injured by one of the few things that genuinely makes me happy#I’m sure that would worsen my mental state considerably#I’ll be fine. My rain boots are thick rubber and I won’t be wearing much metal
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