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[sobeksewerrat]

Remember that "Just a Man" idea I had with Vaggie and didn't elaborate because I was too busy talking about the Eve Ruthlessness au to you in dms?

Well guess what I'm finally getting to :D

So this is going to be much shorter so I'm just sending this in an ask

So basically it's a premise where Vaggie is just starting out as an exorcist (Idk how exorcists work at all don't @ me. Adam created the exorcists right???)

So I have a hc with Vaggie where she has a soft spot for kids. Because I'm a massive sucker for tough, rough around the edges characters having a soft spot for children. So she comes across this kid in hell and she can't spare the kid because what if one of the other exorcists are watching her? Also I like to think that she has trouble standing up to authority

So the whole song is basically Vaggie being like "Should I or should I not kill this four year old? Hmmmm... 🤔"

And at the end of the song Vaggie does end up killing the kid. Traumatized forever

She never really forgave herself after that

SORRY AGAIN FOR FORGETTING TO RESPOND :C

I'm p sure he did? I mean he did say he named Vaggie so it's either that or they were created by sb else and he was tasked with naming them

OH OH YES THIS FITS HER SO WELL!! Her seeing that cannibal child years later could've brought up some memories 👀👀👀

Tbh I don't think there are any actual child sinners? And hellborn are exempt from the exterminations so yeah that scene from Canon was weirddddd

NAYWAYS I LOVR THISSSS

[sobeksewerrat]

Adam Adam I am having thoughts right now

So you remember Verosika? I kinda wanna rewrite her in which that Asmodeus is actually her idol or something like that and she kind of sees him as her hero of sorts. Maybe most succubi look up to him idk

So instead of that scene where her and her crew assault Moxxie (the scene that made me dislike Verosika) she firmly believes in consent and won't lay a finger on anyone unless they want her to. The most her and her team will do is give someone kisses to let someone know they're appreciative or grateful if a person helps her in some way. And if they're not comfortable with that she'll just offer a grin and a thumbs up

And Lillith created the succubi or something like that right???? So imagine the horror Verosika might feel when she learns that her entire race that firmly believes in consent and boundaries was created by a rapist

Idk just a thought. Might not be the best thought but it's something to make Verosika more likeable

OH OH I LOVE THIE SO MUCH!!! That scene is the only Verosika one I hate and this is such an awesome fix!! Also the whole grin and thumbs up thing is so adorable in a way I can't explain

and the Lilith part holy shit. I legit didn't expect you to keep that part of her lore, but slay!! I'm glad you aren't gonna make her some perfect feminist icon like Viv did!! And yes yes give Verosika that crisis and have her question her entire existence we love that

IT MAKES HER 100000× MORE LIKEABLE I LOVE OT ALOTTTTTTT

[sobeksewerrat]

"Adam hates Eve after the Eden incident!" How does it feel to be the most incorrect person in the universe?

"Adam was a terrible father!" Still incorrect

"Eve willingly cheated on Adam!" >:(

"Adam got what he deserved!!" Noooo :(

You're literally the reason I think about Adam as much as I do. I'm also extremely happy you're an Eve fan so I can share my ideas with you :)

EXACTLY OMFG THIS IS WHAT IVE BEEN SAYING FOR THE PAST YEAR

Also I'm glad to have infected you with the Adam and Eve obsession virus :3 I think about them 24/7 its not normal

Also do you wanna read the adam/Eve fic I'm working on

[sobeksewerrat]

Not gonna spoil too much but I think you'll like what I do with Adam and Eve in my rewrite

I am gonna wait until Hazbin season 2 though so I have a bit more to work with though. So it might take awhile

Also I wanna do things with Cain and Abel :)

NO NO NO NO PLEASE DONT DO THIS TO ME I CANT FUCKING WAIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[sobeksewerrat]

pilot Millie: is worried about Moxxie getting a panic attack

Millie in Exes and Ohs: doesn't care when he is literally getting crushed by a fucking wall

I know the pilot isn't canon anymore but come on.

I hate it when a character is the punching bag and not someone who deserves it

WIAT FUCK YOURE RIVHT WHAT THE HELL

I don't get why Moxxie's the shows punching bag Stale Ass is right fucking there

[sobeksewerrat]

*Listens to Look My Way* oh golly gee! This is so me-coded lol :)

"I just want someone to care! I want someone to want... me!" Oh gee golly willikers! I deeply relate to this line about Stolas' inner turmoil about wanting to be wanted- wait a second

Real image of me realizing I somewhat kin Stolass

Yes I just realized this yesterday

No I do not like this fact

I feel so, so bad for you. I get it thought I had the same reaction when I realized I kin Adam a little too much (I USED TO HATE HIM BTW. ASK STANLEY. I HATED HIM. YES, I, ADAM SOBEKSEWERRAT, USED TO HATE ADAM HAZBIN HOTEL AND I USED TO LOVE LUCIFER AND ALASTOR.)

[sobeksewerrat]

yeahhhhh I really hate the way Moxxie is being practically infantilized and needs the women to comfort him (and Blitzø) in the last two episodes

"Can you look after Moxxie while I'm out? I can't look after them at the same time!" Like seriously??? What is up with that line? Is Moxxie and Bliztø not allowed to be competent adults anymore?

And the problem isn't that they're being comforted and need someone to lean on, that's not what I'm saying at all. Blitzø definitely needed to talk to someone after the events of Apology Tour

It just seems weird to me, like the show is trying to say "SEE?? THE WOMEN DON'T GET NEGLECTED BECAUSE THEY HAVE TO LOOK AFTER THE BOYS!!! which is just weird

Also isn't Moxxie implied to be autistic? Or is that just a headcanon? Because if he actually is autistic then that's a whole other level of weird

Sorry for the ramble but Moxxie is my favorite and I'll never forgive Unhappy Campers for 1: releasing on my birthday and 2: ruining Moxxie

Anyways even though I hate Stolass I really liked the song :) his va has an amazing singing voice

YOURE SO BASED FOR THAT IT IS SO FUCKED!! and tbh I hc him as autistic and I'm not sure of its canon tho

He used to be my favourite but the decline of his character was too much for me 😭👍

YESSSSSS STOLASS'S VA IS SO GOOD I WISH HE VOICED Q BETTER CHARACTER

[sobeksewerrat]

heyyyy :) just wanted to say thanks for (indirectly and accidentally) getting me into Mouthwashing

I was seeing the art you were reblogging and I saw one of my favorite youtubers did a gameplay of it so I decided why the hell not :)))))

Anyways fuck Jimmy

NPP DUDE!! GLAD I DRAGGED YOU INTO IT I NEED MORE MW MUTUALS

Yeah fuck Jimmy ‼‼‼ fun to analyse and fun to hate on, best combo ever

Who's you're fave??

[sobeksewerrat]

I would've ranted about Alastor sooner but I had to charge my phone but I'm doing this now :)

First things first, Alastor is annoying as fuck. Like, I was so disappointed when he didn't die in the finale. I literally cheered when he was getting his shit rocked by Adam. "Adam. First man; next to die." Literally stfu

Which leads me to my next point. He is not scary in the slightest. Canon literally tries to gaslight it's audience at any chance it gets :( canon props Alastor up as this mysterious, badass character when in reality he's just an edgy deviantart kid that probably tells kids on roblox to kill themselves. He's not scary, he's not badass, he's just an angry Chihuahua

This isn't really a complaint having to do with Alastor. More with the fandom. But the babygirlification of him (and Lucifer) pisses me off so much. People were legit like "Omg how could my bbg do this to Husk 😫" when he's literally a serial killer

How can people simp for this man. Genuine question. Like wtf is that haircut. If you take a look at human Alastor... how does that change even happen??? Human Alastor is actually very attractive (just my opinion btw) and he somehow turned into whatever the hell that is

How is Alastor supposed to resemble a deer. Again, not really a complaint about him. More about the hellaverse in general. That is not a deer. That is an angry deviantart kid. Same with Angel Dust. How can you tell that's a spider. "But Alastor has antlers!" They're hardly noticeable "Alastor has animal ears!" even the show says that they don't know what they are "B-But... Angel's eyes!!" We only see them for a split second. If I didn't know what the show was and you showed me these characters and told me that they were a deer and a spider respectively. I would not believe you

Hell's Greatest Dad is pointless. It's about how Alastor is manipulating Charlie into him being a "father figure"... okay. What? Did I miss something here? Charlie and Alastor hardly interacted before this episode. And now it wants us to believe that Charlie sees Alastor as a father figure. I know they dumbed down Charlie quite a bit but come on.

So yeah :/ not a fan of the guy. I think him and Lucifer should get their shit rocked by Adam. I just need to see Alastor get mega humbled.

I need to save Angel Dust from this show :( literally the only reason I keep up with this show is because of Kimiko Glenn

BASED SO BASED OMG

I'm ultimately indifferent to him, but yeah him n Lucifer should get their ass kicked LMFAO

Also just realized Alastor represents Pride better than Lucifer??? What the fuck???

Angel Dust, Adam, Charlie, Vaggie, Lute and maybe Emily and Sera should be kidnapped and talented far away to a better story I swear I don't even keep up with it I've essentially spat in canon's face and threw it in the garbage chute LMFAO

(Also I'm working on the Eve, Cain n Abel hcs!! )

[sobeksewerrat]

✨and🏳️‍🌈 with Hazbin for the ask game

(Also do I have permission to rant about Alastor to you. I hate that fucker so much.)

(yes you do. Please do it actually)

Note: added the cut cos I ended up yapping

✨what draws you towards your hyperfixation? what is interesting about it?

Tough one. Honestly part of it is that I cannot control my AuDHD and part of it is that it has a lot of potential and possible ideas?? I find myself to be more attached to media I can play around with, only God knows how many TMF fanfics, wips and AUs I used to have, and Hazbin is perfect for that.

Besides, I would consider myself to be religious and I'm quite interested in stories based on mythology and religion, and the core concept of Hazbin intrigued me as a Muslim (funfact! In Islam hell is temporary for most people iirc LMFAO). Also, what better way to explore my religious trauma?!

And it's chock-full of potentially interesting characters and dynamics that go unexplored, so that ties back into the first point.

And last but not least, I tend to be a fan of objectively bad and/or very controversial stuff (*coughs* danganronpa, mlb, Jeff the killer-)

I could yap forever about my love-hate relationship with Hazbin but I think I should stop here for now.

🏳️‍🌈do you have any headcanons (lgbt, race, neuro, etc) that are important to you?

YES!! TOO MANY ACTUALLY!!! Here are some of my faves :3

Adam is SWANA, mostly projecting but all abrahamic religions originated from the SWANA region soooo (obviously the term SWANA and the region prolly didn't exist when Adam was first created but shush) And my Eve is black BTW!

Transmasc Adam!! This headcannon is so, so important to me. So important I created multiple AUs with lore documents about it. I could write an essay about why I headcannon him as that. Multiple, actually.

Albino Lute!! I hc they're SWANA too (and Heavenborn, don't ask how, idk either) , but they have albinism (her natural eye colour is very light blue, they wear gold contacts).

NONBINARY LUTE WITH SHE/THEY PRONOUNS ‼‼‼

the exorcists, mainly Lute n Vaggie, as Adam's daughters (biologically or otherwise)!! I can't live without that headcannon and I'm so fucking upset there's not enough content about it out there

Autistic Lute and Cain (my oc at least). They inherited it from Adam. And Eve has anxiety, we've established that. She also has OCD. Trust me. And ADHD Abel. And Vaggie with PTSD (they all have it but her especially

AroAce Charlie and Angel Dust!! Ik they're bi and gay respectively, but who says they can't be both?

AroAce Lesbian Lute too.

Asexual Adam!! I already wrote an essay as to why I hc that but since then the hc expanded and I can write a better, updated one. Won't be as lengthy as my hypothetical trans Adam one, but still full of yapping. 

Adam wears his mask not out of insecurity (for the most part) or protection (that thing is LED, it ain't protective) but because he was recognised by one of his children during the first Extermination (even though he had already transitioned by then). Let's just say that didn't turn out well, and Adam was unresponsive for days. 

Adam is genuinely afraid of most things, even silly stuff to us like the dark. Because even though us modern people have the privilege of artificial lights, not living in the wild, medicine, etc.- he didn't. He was literally a caveman. A fever could kill anyone in his family. The night meant being at risk of being eaten. Water can and will kill you because of the bazillion bacteria inside. Winter meant death if you didn't have a fire going 24/7 or covered yourself up with anything. But, he hides his fears because he thinks they're fucking embarrassing (even though it's very clearly untreated trauma)

Adam loves his kids, truly. He fucked up A LOT (killed thousands of them and the whole Vaggie situation), but that doesn't mean he hates them.he just learned not to get attached to them. 

ADAM ‼ HAS ‼ ABANDONMENT ‼ ISSUES‼

Adam lowkey feels he doesn't deserve his spot in Heaven.

I literally came up with this like an hour or two ago with @an-theduckin but Adam actually did believe in redemption once and tried to advocate for it. Till he didn't. Wonder why that is 👀 (got a fic idea I won't finish. Dw abt it)

Adam gaining weight as a form of healing‼ I imagine he was deathly skinny on Earth due to food insecurity, and even though he improved after they invented agriculture and got better at hunting, he was still clearly unhealthy (and popping out the entire human population at the time didn't help). And also he just likes his appearance this way (fuck you Lucifer and your stupid fat joke)

ADAM LOVED HIS WIFE!!! SHE LOVED HIM TOO!!! OH MY GOD GUYS PLEASE GET IT RIGHT.

In a perfect world, Adam would've been Charlie's uncle/father figure. 

Lute and Vaggie cared about each other, things just kind of…well, yk how it ended. Lute has immense amounts of guilt over the whole situation, but they'll never admit it. Especially not after Vaggie started being involved the Lucifer's fucking daughter. 

Adam's secretly a feminist. I'm not even gonna elaborate, figure out my reasoning yourself. 

Vaggie grieved Adam and her fallen sisters after they died in the finale. Of course, she'll never admit it. (I HAVE A FIC WIP ABOUT THIS I HOPE TO FINISH SOMEDAY!!)

Gamer and Fandom kid Lute. This hc means so so much to me! I originally stole it from @bluexjayy ! They're really into cringey fandoms too (mainly danganronpa, FNAF, undertale and the creepypasta fandom- probably mlp too). Secretly writes fanfiction.

I have SO MANY hcs for Stan and I's Cain, Abel and Eve but I doubt anybody wants to hear them sooo

Redhead Lilith. It was ginger in Eden, turned blood red when she became a sinner. She dyes it blonde.

Annnddddd I think I should stop now oh my god I'm so sorry for yapping again Thanks for the ask though!! Please feel free to rant about Alastor.

[sobeksewerrat]

I remember you saying you hate Lucifer and he's your least favorite from Hazbin Hotel. So might I ask why you hate him so much? I'm just really curious, since I dislike most of the characters in general (especially Alastor)

ohhhh boyyyyyy I have a draft of an essay I was gonna write about that but I got burnt out from it anyways to summarise

He is a bad father. I don't care what canon or fanon says. Hazbin has a problem of telling us something and showing us something else entirely. Lucifer is no exception, like wow he's an awful father. He neglected his daughter for years, and even if Lilith took her away, why didn't he try to reconnect when she grew up??? Why was he letting her become the mockery of all of hell with her hotel project??

To add to this, he's also a hypocrite. He says he wants to "protect Charlie from Heaven". Okay then, then why did he allow her to have a meeting with Adam, the guy who supposedly was an asshole to his wife (I have so much to say abt that but that's for another time)? Why even allow her to start the hotel!? WHY DID HE SHOW UP LATE DURING THE FINALE?! HE CAN TELEPORT! also, he's a major asshole and nobody acknowledges that. Like, why does nobody talk about the fact that he was mocking Adam's weight and rubbing in his face rhe fact that he stole both of his wives. Maybe you can somewhat justify the second one if Adam really was an abusive prick (AGAIN, I HAVE A LOT OF THOUGHTS ABOUT THIS, MOST NEGATIVE. I DONT THINK ITS TRUE), but the first one??

He doesn't represent Pride. At all. He's depressed and pathetic, nd he regrets giving humanity free will. Does that really sound like a prideful person to you? He sometimes shows pride like during his dad battle with Alastor but most of the time? No way. He gets swayed to be on Charlie's side wayyyyyyy too easily for THE LITERAL EMBODIMENT OF PRIDE.

It's not that he's a bad character for having these traits, no, he's a bad character because CANON PROPS HIM UP AS A GOOD GUY. My main argument supporting this is how canon treats his and Lilith's divorce Vs her and Adam's divorce. Canon frames Lilith leaving him as her being a bitch, shown by the fact that she was all shadowy and mysterious during Charlie's flashback and that she took her away when Lucifer was "bonding" with her. Moreover, the fact Lilith is in Heaven and possibly a future antagonist props him up even more as a tragic victim of circumstance and not the literal fucking devil from the Bible. Meanwhile, she's treated like a girl boss for ditching Adam! What the fuck!?!

I have a few other things to say; mostly about Hazbin's problem with grey morality (or lack thereof) but that requires its own post lol

Uhhh sorry for rambling I'm just really passionate about my hatred for Lucifer (and Lilith but that's something else entirely)