#TheJaneDough

[wilthebean]

Lest we forget our place in this wild, wacky web wide world, here's what history will say about our YouTubes and FaceSpaces: Issa Rae won the Internet game while everyone else was still posting reaction videos to movie trailers.

[leanin]

LET'S LEAN INTO 50/50

20 percent: proportion of men who do housework such as cleaning or laundry on an average day

48 percent: proportion of women who do the same

Read more about the data on The Jane Dough

[kaptions-blog]

The Leading Ladies

First post of the new year!

The Jane Dough has a little feature on stock photos of female CEOs.

This is all you have for me? Brad, Brad, we talked about this... I thought you liked your kneecaps.

At the late age of 57, Martha Haskins discovers porn.

No see here's your problem... your computer's full of malware because you keep torrenting Teen Mom episodes and looking for Justin Bieber nipslips.

"Honey, you've been sitting at that desk for hours. Please put down the pen and eat something?"

"No, Gloria. The world needs the next episode of my Rebecca/Sirius fanfic, and my public will not wait. And neither will my muse. Begone, woman."

Poor Lucy McAllister was blinded in an unfortunate backyard bottlerocket accident last week, bu she's only been employed at Morty's Construction & Co. for two weeks and her health insurance hasn't activated yet--she's afraid that if she lets her superiors know, they'll let her go. As a result, her interactions with clients have been unsettling; the missed gazes, off-center handshakes, glazed, terrified smile. She's doing herself more harm than good here.

Marcia, you said your stalker is the one in the green jacket? Okay: I'm going to kill him with my mind powers.

This is my list of reasons I should care about you.

I'm really hopeless at this computernets thing. I think I might have transferred all the company's funds to an offshore account in the Caymans and purchased a one-way flight to a highly secure compound in Cambodia? But I'm just a woman, so what do I know?