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tswwwit · 3 years ago

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Love the idea of little reincarnation Dipper calling Bill an asshole before he's even learned what it means, but consider preteen re:Dipper developing a pretty strong and pretty embarrassing celebrity crush on Bill. All the other kids like Sailor Twist or Rustin Heiber, but Dipper just can't get that weird historical documentary with the one demon out of his head, even though his parents tell him he's trouble (maybe because?? 👀) I imagine he went through a moderately long teen-boy obsession before (somewhat) getting over the craze, and interacting with actual people, because the alternative to that scenerios is secluding himself before dying alone.

(And not to be annoying, but with infinite lives, re: Dipper's gotta keep discovering his sexuality over and over again. Bill's probably been a strong factor in his awakening several times.)

This is all excellent, but have you considered: A Dipper who's fascinated with Bill Cipher but swears it isn't a crush.

Gay thoughts? Okay, yeah Dipper sometimes has gay thoughts - but not about Bill Cipher, who's a demon and awful and has Weird Creep Energy. He's very bad and Dipper's not obsessed and shut up.

Dipper manages to delude himself in this way until he meets Bill in person for the first time, in all his weird and confident glory.

After which he realizes, 'oh no, those were definitely gay thoughts'

#Bonus: Bill absolutely has this Dipper's motives pegged #BUT #That doesn't mean he has to own up to it right away!#Way funnier to keep 'accidentally' putting them in increasingly compromising positions #And watch as Dipper has a silent internal flustered meltdown #Thinking Bill has no idea what this is doing to him #Wonder what his breaking point will be!#OR maybe he'll just implode out of sheer built-up flusteredness #Either way it's hilarious #This also works with a Dipper who knew his crush was a crush but felt it come back in all its raging hormonal power after meeting bill #Bill making a nonchalant comment that doesn't at all address the compromising nature of their position #knowing absolutely what he's doing #Dipper bright red and hoping desperately that Bill won't notice #Bill hasn't noticed anything yet so he's probably totally unaware of any gay thoughts right #How many 'accidental' situations can you come up with Bill surely there's a limit #Oh wait #Apparently there's a lot of them #The shirtless pic of Bill in this Dipper's closet has bits circled with arrows pointing to them with 'potential weaknesses?'#There was one pointing below the belt but the words are violently scribbled out #Shirtless pictures of Bill are very rare for some reason #Hard to catch that guy not fully dappered up

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