#The mystery phantom designs are just. Gay ladders?
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The NDA as ladders!
Yuma: step stool. He is perfect to step on without handling his side bars. You can stand on and rely on the man, but not not for higher tasks. Also short and stubby.
Yakou: A rickety wooden straight ladder. Do I need to say more? He can get knocked over by a strong gust of wind.
Halara: Platform ladder. Self-supporting, stable, and reliable. Similar to a step ladder but with a platform at the top. Folds into any situation well. Useful in the workplace. Flawless design.
Desuhiko: Multipurpose ladder. It's the ditto of the ladder world.
Fubuki: Telescoping ladder. She can be extended in a multitude of ways, but must always lean against a wall of support. She can extend herself for any adventure, and overdos it at times. Overcompensates for the commonly mundane. This one is a bit of a stretch, but luckily we have a telescoping ladder to extend across that gap!
Vivia: Folding ladder. Look it up, the ladder looks like his back posture. Tell me he doesn't look like a folding ladder I DARE you.
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#The WDO recruiting quirky superpower ladders#I had to think about a ladder doing postcognition#imagine Yuma having to hobble over to touch feet#Or a spirit ladder halfway through a wall#Thinking about Desuhiko shapeshifting ladder#How does a ladder eat another ladder? can you fit a ladder into a bun?? Is scrap metal what they eat???#I can imagine Makoto getting a extension ladder trans surgery and losing their extensions at the big reveal#Wait. Do ladders have gender??#How does a ladder perform gender?? What makes Halara neither if ladder races were assigned to certain genders? Or maybe is it the coloring?#could you even call them races? It implies races work fundamentally differently with different uses.#wait how does a ladder sword fight#The mystery phantom designs are just. Gay ladders?#How does a ladder get poisoned.#Wouldn't bullets be incredibly ineffective?#What about syringes?#fuck it#the ladders are like snails. They move into an outer shell from birth and their insides are fleshy with blood vessels galore#how does a ladder give birth.#mdarc#Nocturnal Detective Agency#halara nightmare#yakou furio#vivia twilight#yuma kokohead#desuhiko thunderbolt#fubuki clockford#rain code#master detective archives: rain code#rain code shitpost
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