#The hypmics are scaawwyyyy
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Im bored so heres my ranking of can i win a fight against the hypmics
1/10 - easy win. Didnt stand a chance. 5/10 - is an equal footing. 10/10 - im getting my shit FOLDED.
Im not a very strong person, i think, but i also tend to push my friends around as jokes and they end up flying or hurt so i dont know my own strength apparently. List under cut.
Ichiro - no. - 9/10 im not an evil person so i think he would hesitate in the beginning but then realize whatever i did probably deserves a beating
Jiro - maybe. - 5/10 i could outsmart him but also hes really strong and wild so theres no telling
Saburo - yes. - 3/10 i dont think hes very strong, but hes really smart so it might take a second
Samatoki - NO. - 10/10 im getting rocked
Jyuto - no. - 9/10 hes really strong but has a bit more restraint than sama
Rio- FUCK NO !! - 10/10 THERES NO WAY.
Ramuda - no. - 6/10 i dont think hes very strong physically either but hes really scary
Gentaro - yes. - 2/10 he is a writer do you gen think he has any strength
Dice - no. - 10/10 he plays dirty.
Jakurai - nope. - 8/10 he would question it a lot. Like a lot. But ultimately beat my ass. I would thank him for the hesitation though
Hifumi - YES LMFAOOO - 1/10 i am afab.
Doppo - no ? - 5/10 debatable really i think we would both get really pressed but then realize we both arent that strong physically
Kuko- hell no. - 10/10 he also plays dirty.
Jyushi - yeah - 1/10 not a single fighting bone in his body but kuko or hitoya might swoop in and beat me
Hitoya - no. - 8/10 he would rock my shit especially if i mess up his hair which ultimately will happen
Sasara - NO !! - 10/10 oh god i dont wanna think about it
Rosho - no. Not at all. - 9/10 hes SCARY theres genuinely no way im ever getting a hit on this man. Only reason its not a 10 is bc i wouldnt purposefully fuck with his students
Rei - nuh uh. - 10/10 i would punch him in his chest and his tits would be so solid it bounces back onto me and i break my hand. Then he would proceed to beat my ass.
Ok thats it uhhh yeah
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