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chicago-geniza · 16 days ago

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Waiting for my 800 antihistamines to kick in, playing "gay or European" with Luke Brandon Field's old Instagram photos (it brings me no joy to report that the verdict falls solidly on the side of "British Eurotrash metrosexual the way David Beckham is British Eurotrash metrosexual")

#The hardest round of Gay or European you will ever play #Is not with this type of guy #But with no-nonsense middle-aged Central and Eastern European women #Once spent an evening convinced this woman in Lublin was flirting with me at the bar #And it turned out she was a happily married mother of three #Who happened to dress and behave exactly like a butch lesbian for some reason #Critical hit to my psyche #I was a girl at the time obviously

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