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thefirstanomally · 2 years ago

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Considering how cursed with tech I am, I now know exactly how I'd play a warlock if I ever got into dnd.

"Treating elements of unfamiliar religions like they're cursed" and "treating unfamiliar technology like they're cursed" are both boring, unfunny, and out. I will approach the tools and rituals of unfamiliar religions like I handle unfamiliar technology.

I'm not gonna touch your printer or your shrine unless you're standing over my shoulder telling me what to do. Prayer books have never cursed anyone but you should not underestimate my ability to somehow operare idiot-proof systems completely wrong. I'll accidentally upload my whole soul in the cloud or something. If a thing has an use and a purpose, I can and will somehow fuck up handling it.

#Lol #Amazing #I love this #I'm so cursed it's a long running joke in my family #I've personally killed at least 4 or 5 family computers #A couple phones #The first cellphone I ever touched I somehow made completely inaccessable at age 7ish #I'm blamed for the forever locking of an ipod (I maintain I'm innocent on that one but no one believes me :/ )#I refuse to get new devices when I find ones that I bond with #I've had my phone a little over 6 yrs and my computer only just got replaced bc I needed something reliable #No one else can use my things btw #My phone glitches my computer won't turn on #I'm the only one with any patience to use them

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