#The end is near

[peppermint-whiskers]

THE TAKIS-

Happy 4th Birthday to

“The Unus Annus Annual Sleepover”

[wttcsms]

exes to lovers with oikawa except no one knows the two of you ever dated!!! you're a sports journalist, and to congratulate you, your supervisor assigns you a special article but keeps it a secret. all you know is that this is a highly coveted subject & you wonder which olympic athlete it'll be; tobio kageyama, maybe? hinata? maybe even atsumu miya — he certainly rakes in a lot of views.

no. it's none of them. instead, on the first day of your assignment, all that giddiness and excitement dissipates the minute your supervisor reveals the amazing subject of your next project: you are going to do a special feature on tooru oikawa. you're spending the whole olympics interviewing only him; apparently, he managed to get his team to give your magazine exclusive rights to produce articles on him during this time period, and naturally your magazine assigns the best journalist for the job. you're great at getting athletes to open up and show a rawer version of themselves for your features.

your secret method? by being open with them first. maybe this article will be the realest, rawest one yet. after all, nothing's more vulnerable than you and oikawa not even breaking up on good terms after he kept you a secret for nearly two years, ended things abruptly, and then immediately hard launched his relationship with his current on-again/off-again girlfriend. no explanation. no apology. nothing.

they want an exclusive, tell-all article? something that shines a light on the sides of oikawa the media doesn't see? oh, you'll give it to them alright.

[ominous-signs]

sources: one and two

[cosmonautroger]

[consuelodelosafligidos]

«i’m not afraid to disappear…»

[explicette]

[reality-detective]

Trump just Retruthed This 👆

This is a freaking crazy confirmation from Trump himself.

Watch this clip the whole way through. ... Ask yourself... Why would Trump retruth this?!

All of the things we saw.. All of the Trump quotes...

This confirms everything.

This confirms the operation. 🤔

[grctagerwig]

“I Know the End.”

i know the end by phoebe bridgers // arrival // the hollow men by t.s. eliot //the climate clock // all eyes on me by bo burnham // don’t look up // sign of the times by harry styles // oppenheimer

[quartergremlin]

it begins

Raph dealt with Mikey's first i feel like she gets a pass on this one.

first/previous/next

transcript:

Leo: urk

Donnie: I'm assuming we're not patrolling tonight, them? I'll ve in my lav.

Raph: Me 'n Mike'll bring back ice cream. Throw a blanket on 'im and be nice.

[frauleinverstanden]

[lookslikethatsallthetimewehave]

I guess the end actually is near... 😥

I can sit here and pretend to be super surprised and whatnot, but... no thanks :(

EDIT: This has been confirmed to be a hoax, read this.

[penfondeler]

TIHI

[beansoun]

lil edit I made while ignoring the impending doom of 4 unfinished school essays looming over me :D

[matchapawz]

Very surprised that the mizu5 bells didnt ring on tumblr this app truly was the dumbass eating squid in the background

[thegoodmorningman]

A Good Morning has been foretold!!!

[oldshowbiz]