#The bird and the worm lololol but i think this is a good one too

[bcdluckstumblcd]

Your life is not the one you ordered || The customer is always right

The chanting of the rancid hellkite hoot is

Filling up your toad-crossed mind

The need to reconnect with nature || A ground-up horse and turkey lie

The growling of your stomach's eldritch heart

~Is spilling into waking life

[ratsalad]

Yooo I hope you're ready for some asks dude! okay okay how about 17, 52, 69, 74, 92, 118, 130, 150, 155, and 200! If it's too much just choose whichever you want to do haha. Hope you're having a good day!

THANKS NIKKI!!!

17. Name/author of the last book you read cover to cover. Do you recommend it? wh- what did i read last... the last book i finished reading was an encyclopedia about earth and space, but the last novel - holy shit have i really read NOTHING since i reread pride & prejudice mid-last year?! holy shit. what have i become (and also YEAH i recommend it it’s a great book)

52. You are hanging with your closest friends. What are you most likely doing? making dumb puns and annoying them lololol. mayhaps dabbing

69. How often do you read/pay attention to your horoscope? so while i don’t take astrology too seriously, i do identify pretty deeply as a taurus. i don’t read my horoscope often or seek it out for advice, but i just like that i’m a taurus, the same way people like their mbti personality or their alignment. 

74. Favorite costume you wore for Hallowen? How old were you? halloween isn’t a thing where i live. i’ve never really worn costumes for other purposes either

92. Favorite cereal? i like muesli a lot... i don’t eat it store-bought anymore though, i just dump some oats and raisins in a bowl and call it a day

118. oldest memory? this is hard, because my oldest “memories” are often fake, i.e. i can see myself in them, which means i’m basing them off photographs of myself, not my actual memories. that said, i think one of my oldest (probably not the oldest) memories is finding worms in the garden

130. What is your astrological sign? taurus sun, sagittarius moon+rising

150. Favorite YouTube channel? the-art-of-guitar. mike is just SO CHILL and a bit of a metallica fanboy, it’s great. 

155. Do you collect anything? I used to collect postage stamps, i still have all of them (even stuff from the soviet union and czechoslovakia - i didn’t even realize i had those until a few days ago). right now i collect dead insects and bird feathers. oh, and Adenanthera pavonina seeds, because childhood habits die hard, especially when it involves something red and shiny you found on the ground

200. Tell something about yourself most people don’t know. metalocalypse made me want to play guitar - specifically “thunderhorse” and “go into the water.”