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reviews on famous novel "don't create the torment nexus" are in!
one reviewer gives a one star review, saying, "i can't believe the writer would let the torment nexus exist in this world. doesn't he realize how awful the torment nexus would be in real life?"
another reviewer, with a two star review, says "yeah, the book was okay, the characters were all great, but i just can't get over the torment nexus. why is there such a terrible thing? don't they realize they'd be better off without the torment nexus?"
a third reviewer gave five stars, saying "i'm glad this book was written. they really need to create the torment nexus, that would really improve civilization by a lot." in the comment replies to this review, the reviewer indicated that this review was not sarcasm.
overall, "don't create the torment nexus" has a rating of two stars. find it in these stores......
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holds your face so fucking gently please leave reviews for indie games. please. every single review legit counts, especially if the game is small enough, and you don't even gotta say much if that's the problem!!
like, anything from a long ramble to a simple 'it was good' matters, because steam (and probably also the Other Ones) uses an algorithm. so the more reviews, the more exposure, the more money the dev team gets. like, please. please. leave a review. throw your small indie dev team a bone
#ze.txt#indie games#video games#i'm genuinely so :( when people don't leave reviews like guys! they need those!!!#you can also just put a thumbs up or something like i PROMISE no one will get mad at you for it#like to put it into perspective hollow knight- one of THE most popular indie games ever- has half the reviews-#-that something like red dead redemption does. and fucking red dead was EXCLUSIVE for a long time#like. indie games are STILL a niche. a growing one. but a niche nonetheless#and it's especially crucial at the start like getting ten reviews is IMPORTANT
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#this is how they repay me……..#not a review#to the people genuinely concerned this isn’t permanent i promise!!!!#i’ve had this happen Many times and usually resolves itself in a few hours#do their bots suck? yes. is it ableist? debatable. but at the very least it’s not forever🙏
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#i love them so much#jack the man that you are#paula the woman that you are#i promised myself i wont watch tonight#and i wont finish because i nearly fell asleep making this#so shirt review will be out tmrw#d20#dimension 20#brennan lee mulligan#izzy roland#nsbu#never stop blowing up
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Not gonna lie, I'm super excited about the upcoming One Piece live action series! It's out Aug 31 on Netflix. I actually think it's gonna be good! 🤞🤞🤞
#reminder that the strike has NOT called for a boycott from viewers!#we want to show that we want more of this show and that Netflix has to pay their writers properly if they want to keep profiting from it#don't forget: the continuation of a popular show is a bargaining chip for the writers#one piece#one piece live action#monkey d. luffy#roronoa zoro#nami#usopp#sanji#when I first heard about the LA years ago I thought they were crazy#manga live actions are never good and OP is basically unfilmable#but when the strawhat cast was revealed I sat up straight and started paying attention#they were all spot on! absolutely unheard of in a live action!#and everything I've seen and heard about it since has just seemed so promising#early reviews are starting to come out and they're all positive#guys I think they did it#I think... Netflix actually made a good live action adaptation??#and of OP of all thing?!?!#(I won't be able to watch it until Sunday though so I'm gonna have to stay off the internet completely to avoid spoilers! TAT)
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the love which i feel for the design of erik in phantom of the opera: the graphic novel. endless.
bonus:
#screaming into the void#poto#erik the phantom#he is so simultaneously terrifying and adorable#i do prefer yellow-eyed erik of these but red-eyed erik does really pop and add to the unsettling vibe especially in the monochromatic part#the art in this has a bit of a same face syndrome problem overall but the backgrounds and brushstrokes and erik? mwa. magnifique#also belated but ruh roh new icon dropped#red death erik is. amazing. i love him. i love him!!!#anyway leaving now. i promised myself i would draft a cover letter today and i also have two reports to review. sobs.
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In Stars and Time passed ONE THOUSAND POSITIVE REVIEWS ON STEAM!!! this little timeloop RPG has 1000 reviews AND a 99% positive rating now 🥺🥺🥺✨✨✨
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MUTANT MAYHEM + LETTERBOXD REVIEWS Part 1/?
#be on the lookout for part 2 (which i will make. i promise.)#animationsdaily#animationsource#dailyanimatedgifs#dailyflicks#filmtvdaily#animationedit#cinemapix#tmntedit#tmnt#teenage mutant ninja turtles mutant mayhem#teenage mutant ninja turtles#tmnt mutant mayhem#tmntmm#tmnt mm#may makes#mm#mutant mayhem letterboxd reviews#mutant mayhem
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some people dislike Maribug because they interpret the creator's "girl power" schtick as her being a Mary Sue, and hence, a badly written character. They also think Adrien should be more of a main character and having him written out of important moments like the s5 finale showdown was a mistake, because he deserves better.
Well obviously, Adrien deserves better, he lives in an abusive household. But A. he's more of a deuteragonist and B. his absence was from the final fight wasn't Maribug's fault. Marinette (the main character!!!) going head to head with Monarch on her own (which was super badass idc) made all the narrative sense. Chat Noir was AWOL, she had to step up.
Plus, it's not like the plot rewarded her for fighting alone. She literally lost. So somehow, the issue becomes that the plot is bad because the villain won when he didn't deserve to, and he wouldn't have if Chat Noir was written in. But that argument goes nowhere bc Chat Noir was never going to be in the final fight.
He's a victim first and foremost, which people may not like, but thems are the facts. There was no way for him to escape from his prison in London without revealing his identity, thanks to his father.
The only bad guy here is Monarch, not Maribug, who knows she made a mistake and has to deal with the consequences. You know, like a well-written character.
#I promise my whole thing isn't arguing about why ml is good#I just prefer to make posts like this instead of starting wars on the bird app#anyway long review of the special coming out soon#miraculous ladybug season 5#mlb s5
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Five pizzas and a wedding ring...
Y'all this man's SWEETEST dream for the past six years has just been getting to meet her, share a meal with her, and fall in love with her in a world that never died.
Like real people do.
#towl spoilers#towl#twd#twd spoilers#richonne#rick grimes#michonne grimes#text post#the ones who live#nobody touch me#i cant breathe#yes im ALREADY writing a fic about it and it'll be my next piece#five pizzas and a wedding ring#Rick Grimes didnt invent loving your wife but he did perfect it#dont nobody love anybody like Rick Grimes loves Michonne#dont nobody love anybody like Michonne Grimes loves Rick#Ive already seen episode two and i promise you you will not be disappointed#the reviewers all said ep 4 is the Big One for Richonners#but if eps 1 and 2 are like this#what in the hell is s4 going to be???#oh my heart
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with the training of a decade of formal language education I now have a strong enough grasp of spanish to read french and feel like I've been awake for three days and am having a stroke
#art history research is like. that book looks great but it hasn't been translated from german.#that english book review is promising but the book itself is in french.#the abstract of this article is in english and promises exactly what I need but the article itself is in thai.#I actually know spanish well enough to read this in the original. it is also the only source I've found with an accessible english version.#marina marvels at life
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Oh man, I actually haven’t been this mad at bioware in years lmao (see my last reblog if you’re seeing this without context somehow). It’s oddly refreshing. Almost comforting even. Like ah, yes, of course they did something stupid, that’s just the world working as it always has. Sky blue, water wet, bioware making an absolutely massive fumble that fills me with burning rage. Normalcy
#I’m trying so hard not to make up my mind about it based on pre-release info but. damn this ones really bad y’all#like what is even the point#will have to wait till it releases and see if my trusted sickos (beloved mutuals and friends) enjoy it or not#cause right now… yeah not feeling it#also not trusting the review of ANYONE who hasn’t played all 3 of the prior games at this point#okay okay I’ll shut up now I promise#text#dragon age#veilguard#veilguard spoilers#shut up nerd
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Tennis + reviews from the Letterboxd - Fedal Edition
+ posts from my drafts x x + reviews from my Letterboxd x
#tennis#tennisedit#tennis meme#Roger Federer#Rafa Nadal#tennis from my letterboxd#im so sorry?#I promise sometimes i do actually leave 'serious' reviews but they cannot be slapped on sad tennis men
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"Handsome?" Luka questioned, leaning back slightly. "Why?"
"He was a model. Almost every 14-year-old French girl was fawning over him a decade ago," she explained, her grin widening as she finished entering the name.
"Then who's the hotshot for French girls nowadays?" Luka asked, also grinning.
"Hmm, probably you," Marinette said with a teasing smile, knowing it would fluster him, "being the most famous French singer of all time, and in my opinion, also the most talented."
As she expected, his cheeks went red, and he chuckled nervously, running a hand through his hair. He glanced away briefly before meeting her gaze again with a shy smile.
This was nice.
Snippet & art from the new chapter of Set to Love (Read here on Ao3) coming soon!
#the chapter is being reviewed by my beta#I promise adrienette is endgame just let me have fun#lmao lets not talk about the hands leave me alone#had to repost to fix mistakes#ml fic#miraculous ladybug#miraculous#mlb#mlb fanfic#mlb fandom#my fic#fanfic#ml fanfiction#ml fanfic#archive of our own#ao3 fanfic#adrienette#adrien agreste#marinette dupain cheng#miraculous fandom#luka couffaine#lukanette#miraculous art#miraculous comic#miraculous fanart#miraculous au#mlb art#mlb fanart#fanart#ebiarticsfic
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#again i promise im trying not to post too much from acofaf but its just so good#shirt review post#29/5#truly scale breaking#brennan lee mulligan#d20#dimension 20#acofaf#a court of fey and flowers#kp hob
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i cannot stop thinking about the fight scene in eastern promises (2007), dir. david cronenberg. watching it in a lecture hall with 50 of my peers felt wrong because it feels so... pornographic to watch.
the scene is set in a london bath house, a placed used for "business meetings" by the russian gangsters we follow throughout the movie. nikolai, played by viggo mortensen, a few years off from playing aragorn in lord of the rings, is covered in tattoos, his body lean, sweaty, covered by only a towel once he enters the sauna. two men approach him, fully clothed in all black; they're there to kill him. but this isn't the pornographic aspect. this is just the setup to a fight scene, right? as they approach, we see that nikolai has removed the towel from around his waist. he's naked, vulnerable.
the fight scene that ensues is horrific, gruesome, drawn-out and difficult to stomach: but i couldn't pull my eyes away. there's no dramatic, action-packed music to accompany the stabbing and blows the three men deal to each other. just skin on skin, blade to skin, the sound of a knife breaking flesh. this isn't the exaggerated masculinity of a marvel movie fight, it isn't glamourized. it's grotesque; it's erotic. and those can be different sides of the same coin, especially when it comes to cronenberg. nikolai writhes and groans as he fights these two men to the death, and when the final blow is dealt they groan in unison, in release; in a sick sort of climax. the whole scene is abject but arousing, the same way that the chest cavity scene in cronenberg's 1983 videodrome is: we're horrified, but we cannot look away. mortensen's body is so vulnerable during the whole scene, so starkly naked in contrast to his attackers, and the way they touch each other feels insanely homoerotic: choking, hair pulling, heavy breathing as nikolai forces a man's head down onto a knife, face to face as the light drains from his eyes. it's beautiful and disgusting all at once. everything i love in a cronenberg movie.
#cronenberg#eastern promises#tumblr the image is FROM A MOVIE dont nuke me#movie review#film analysis#brutalist.txt#viggo mortensen
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