#The Longpigs
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basilepessoart · 3 months ago
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Cyranosorus Pig
Dans la vie, il y a vouloir être quelqu'un de bien, montrer qu'on l'est par exemple sur Fb (gorille, pute) et être quelqu'un de bien. Si Depardieu est schizophrène et en proie à des fantasmes pédos, qu'il se fasse soigner.
Il est difficile d'admettre qu'un des plus grands acteurs de l'Histoire soit devenu cette ordure, nous savons par expérience personnelle que par ailleurs il n'en est pas une, d'où mon conseil : fais-toi soigner, et avoue.
Basile Pesso, Land of Somewhere, 21 octobre 2 024 (Fb)
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"Pire, le rapport a révélé qu'il existait des séquences encore plus choquantes qui n’ont pas été montrées dans Complètement d’enquête. Elles contiennent des propos « bien plus glaçants » que ceux diffusés par France 2, précise Le Parisien.
En vérité, les phrases de l’acteur ont été coupées. Le rapport les a rapportés dans leur affreuse complétude : « Non, mais s’il la fait galoper, elle mouille, elle jouit, tu sais que celles qui font la route du sel, ou les folles qui sont à cheval, elles ont le clito qui frotte sur le haut de la… sur le pommeau de la selle, et là, (2′43) elles jouissent énormément, c’est des grosses salopes ça. Dans la route du cheval ou même dans les chasses à courre à Gien, t’en as des paquets ».
Dans une autre séquence non-montrée, l’acteur commente aussi le passage d’un cavalier. « Tiens, il bande lui, c’est bien », lance-t-il". Article de Télé-Star : "Complément d’enquête : ces images inédites que Gérard Depardieu et Yann Moix auraient préféré ne jamais voir" The Longpigs, Lost Myself
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mrleckermaul · 6 months ago
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Just assessing the meat 🐺🥩 while heating the oven 🐷
I know @fatteningpigs will like this one. Enjoy!
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growingextwink78 · 4 months ago
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Summer bulking was a success! Time to get ready for hibernation 🐻
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piggyinthemiddle · 1 month ago
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As I will probably not post another picture before NYE: Happy New Year from this big pile of lard. 🐷♥️
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(Loved the new pic so much that I just HAD TO use it for another comparison, I'm sure you'll forgive me.)
I've been a little quiet, I know! But: Still working on that blob-status..
Below is my usual rambling / gaining experience, of course.
In 2024, my weight kept going back and forth around the 180kg mark, I lost and gained and lost and gained the pounds throughout the last few months and it bothered me alot. But in the end, after Christmas, I'm sitting at a very bloated, wobbly 192kg (423lbs).
So although I did not reach my yearly weight goal (200kg/440lbs) by the end of December due to unfortunate circumstances, 2024 was still my most fattening year yet.
The looks at Christmastime were golden. I'm really kind of struggling with chairs and normal-sized spaces now, and while I still am mobile and can do what I need to do, things have become a lot harder and I need lots of breaks in-between. I have ballooned a lot over the past months regardless of the struggles, the weight and size of my bellyhang makes simple tasks feel impossible tbh.
I bought new clothes as recent as late October but now, most of the shirts don't cover my underbelly, none of my jeans button anymore so I have resorted to stretchy sweat pants.
I'm totally addicted to packing all of my new space with fatty foods, the tightness all across my upper belly after a huge stuffing feels like a reward. Ain't no escaping the road to immobility for this porker.
I could go on forever but I plan on doing some more writing in 2025 so lemme save my words and eat another pizza instead lmao, okay have a good one and enjoy your NYE!!
And I'm totally not complaining if a few asks, some teasing or similar make their way into my inbox THANK YOU BYE 🐷♥️
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deathfeedee7162 · 8 months ago
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Hey guys ,art work of me and morphs are more than welcome, i genuinely want somone to fatten me up, dms always open
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subcubmex · 7 months ago
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Im I oven ready?
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plumpturkeyboy1 · 2 months ago
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 White meat🐷🍎🥩
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chubbybritboi · 16 days ago
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Come fatten this piggy up feel free to message
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longpigitaly · 2 years ago
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Do you wanna play with my belly 😈😏
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a1roaster · 2 months ago
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It's always more delicious when you BBQ a friend. And those big hams look mighty tasty!
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dutchhog · 2 months ago
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plump-longpigs · 1 year ago
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This big, fat lad causes problems at our local McDonalds on the high street on a regular basis, apparently he threatens staff and steals food.
He got posted on our local Facebook group, and turns out he does this to a lot of businesses in the area, more specifically food businesses.
I’ve been in contact with Smith’s Butchers, just down the street, and turns out he has regular feedings and fuckings with the butcher’s fit, young son…
Apparently, this down-low hog is not going to be an issue in a few weeks, the young butcher’s lad is having a party, with this succulent swine as the guest of honor… 😏🐖🔪
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mrleckermaul · 1 year ago
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growingextwink78 · 3 months ago
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pigging out like a good boy 🐷
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deathfeedee7162 · 3 months ago
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I need someone to fatten me or inflate me please or a chef would be nice
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jamonmexicano · 24 days ago
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Padre: Ya ves, hijo, por portarte mal, ahora serás la cena.
Hijo (con la manzana en la boca): Mmff... ¡No es justo!
Padre: La justicia se sirve... bien cocida.
Hijo: Pero si ni hice nada tan grave...
Padre: ¿Ah, no? ¿Y quién dejó el control remoto en el refrigerador?
Hijo: ¡Fue el perro!
Padre: Ah, pues después del postre hablamos con él.
Abuelo (desde la mesa): ¡Apúrense, que ya se me antojó la ensalada con el guarnición, digo, con el chamaco!
Hijo: ¡Esto es un abuso culinario!
Padre: Calladito te ves más delicioso... digo, más bonito.
Hijo (resignado): Bueno, pero al menos no me pongan piña, ¿ok?
Padre: Está bien, hijo, no somos tan crueles. ¿Limón sí?
Hijo: ¡Noooo!
Abuelo: ¡Y tráiganme más salsa!
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