#The Iliad but Odysseus has a lil Pocket Penny with him.
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Odysseus: "What? 'Tall glass of water'? No, Penelope is my shot glass of water."
#this is dumb but made me laugh. My Penelope is my tiny feral Water Wife and I love her so much.#Like who needs a pocket knife when you have a pocket WIFE???🥹 easily carried. sharp and threatening. and unlike the pocket knife#she can give/get smooches🥹#The Iliad but Odysseus has a lil Pocket Penny with him.#Mad rambles#shot by odysseus#my headcanons#odypen#penelope of ithaca#Water Wife
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