#The Great Indian Kapil Show 2

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Alia Bhatt, Rohit Sharma, NTR Jr, KJo to appear in new season of ‘The Great Indian Kapil Show’

The second season of the streaming sketch comedy show ‘The Great Indian Kapil Show’ will see guests from Hindi film industry, Telugu film industry and the world of cricket.

The trailer of the second season of the show was unveiled on Saturday, and it shows guests like Alia Bhatt, Suryakumar Yadav, Rohit Sharma, NTR Jr, Karan Johar, Saif Ali Khan and Janhavi Kapoor gracing the show, and having a gala time with the cast members like Kapil Sharma, Sunil Grover, Krushna Abhishek, Kiku Sharda, Rajiv Thakur and Archana Puran Singh.

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The Great Indian Kapil Show Season 2 Trailer : Alia Bhatt, Saif Ali Khan, Rohit Sharma, NTR Jr, And KJo Join For A Laughter Riot | People News

Mumbai: The second season of the streaming sketch comedy show ‘The Great Indian Kapil Show’ will see guests from english film industry, Telugu film industry and the world of cricket.  The trailer of the second season of the show was unveiled on Saturday, and it shows guests like Alia Bhatt, Suryakumar Yadav, Rohit Sharma, NTR Jr, Karan Johar, Saif Ali Khan and Janhavi Kapoor gracing the show, and…

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The Great Indian Kapil Show Season 2: Star-Studded Guests and Unforgettable Fun

The Great Indian Kapil Show Season 2: Bigger Names in Guest AppearancesComedy, Games, and Much MoreHeartwarming and Energetic MomentsThe Great Indian Kapil Show Season 2: A Promising ReturnCan Season 2, then, do even better? Well, it is finally the end of all those waits! Here comes the Great Indian Kapil Show Season 2 Trailer for Netflix India that features a sneak-peek look at the fun and…

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The Great Indian Kapil Show Returns: Season 2 Confirmed

Fans of Kapil Sharma’s comedy can rejoice as Netflix India has officially renewed “The Great Indian Kapil Show” for its second season. This weekly comedy extravaganza, which debuted on March 30, has garnered much attention with over 12 episodes aired, culminating in its season finale set for June 22. For more information, visit https://jay-ho.com/the-great-indian-kapil-show-returns-season-2-confirmed/

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kapil sharma RRR game

(listen, i'm not fully fluent in hindi, and kapil breaks out the punjabi unexpectedly, so i might be wrong with some parts of the translation)

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[0.:05]

kapil: sir, i'm going to play a game with you. alia, everyone will have headphones over their ears. from that, music will play. i will say a line, and you have to lip read that, then you have to tell ram sir, ram has to tell ntr sir, ntr has to tell rajamouli sir.

so are you guys ready?

please bring the headphones.

[0:35]

kapil: alia, first you come here please. (whispers) together we can beat the south-indians.

this whole game is on you, alia, based on how you explain to the others and how you guess. music will play, and don't play it too loud (to the crew), the girl is like a flower, her ears (are delicate).

please come up here, sirs.

alia: everyone come here.

[1:05]

kapil: "zindagi jhandhwa, phir bhi ghamandwa" (first phrase, which means that your life is shit but you're still arrogant/you think you're something special)

(repeats the phrase)

alia: how can i speak? (because the music is so loud)

kapil: just speak, just speak

[1:24]

alia to charan: "zindagi"

charan: "zindagi"

alia: "jhandwa" (starts laughing)

charan: "jalwa?" (jalwa means like fire/charismatic/splendid/awesome from what i understand)

alia: "zindagi jhandhwa, phir bhi ghamandwa"

[1:36]

charan to tarak: "zindagi"

tarak: yeah, "zindagi jalwa", i got that, (tell me) what's after that

charan: "phir bhi bewda" (bewda means clumsy/drunkard i believe)

tarak: "zindagi jalwa phir bhi bewda"?? (i guess means like 'life is great but i'm still an alcoholic? i don't think it makes any sense either)

charan: yeah

(laughter)

[1:50]

tarak to ssr: "zindagi"

ssr: *confused*

tarak: (something in telugu, probably along the lines of 'say it back to me')

ssr: "zindagi"

tarak: "jalwa". jalwa! like halwa! (halwa is a sweet food)

ssr: "jalwa! zindagi jalwa"

tarak: "phir bhi"

ssr: "mein bhi" (different preposition, alters meaning slightly)

tarak: "phir bhi"! ph! ph! (uses telugu word i think)

(finally communicates it)

ssr: "zindagi jalwa phir bhi bewda"?

(first round over, general laughter and outrage at the nonsense)

[2:34]

alia: i don't think i said anything wrong?

kapil: you (alia) were right, what did you say?

alia: "zindagi jhandwa phir bhi ghamandwa"

kapil: and what did ram sir say?

charan: "zindagi jalwa phir bhi bewda"

(laughter)

tarak: but what was the original thing, sir?

alia: "zindagi jhandwa phir bhi ghamandwa"

[3:03]

kapil: okay, the second line--

alia: please play the music now!

tarak: (says something in telugu, 'baaga' means good, so he might have been referring to the game or the music, not sure)

kapil: okay. "machhli jal ki rani hai, meri nani shaani hai" (second phrase, which means that 'the fish is the queen of the ocean/water, and my maternal grandmother is shaani'; that is either a name or an adjective i haven't heard before; the first half is part of a nursery rhyme, i think)

alia: "badi?" (badi means big)

[3:18]

alia to charan: "machhli jal ki rani hai"

charan: easy, take it easy.

alia: "machhli jal ki rani hai, badi nachari hai" (i believe badi nachari hai means 'is very poor', i could be wrong)

[3:36]

charan to tarak: "machhli jal ki rani hai"

tarak: "bijli"? (means electricity)

charan: "jal" (makes wave motions witb his hand to show it's water) "ki rani hai"

alia: "no, you can't do that (make gestures)

charan: okay, "jal ki rani hai"

tarak: "bijli jal ki rani hai"? (electricity is the queen of the ocean/water)

charan: "macchli!"

tarak: "machhli jal ki rani hai"

charan: "phir bhi"...? (turns to ask alia what the rest was) ...second part?

alia: "badi nachari hai"

charan: "phir bhi badi nachari hai!"

tarak: (confused) "machhli jal ki rani hai, phir bhi"

charan: "phir bhi"... (also confused)

tarak: "phir bhi"?

charan: ey, just say whatever, bro!

(laughter)

charan: "phir bhi maharani hai" (means, and yet she is a great queen/empress)

[4:13]

tarak to ssr: "machhli" (fish)

ssr: "bajrangi!" (lord hanuman)

tarak: "machhli!"

ssr: "bachti"?

tarak: fish, fish! "machhli!"

ssr: ah, "machhli!"

tarak: "machhli jal ki rani hai"

ssr: "machhli jal ki rani hai!"

tarak: yeah. (turns to charan) "phir bhi maharani hai?"

charan: just say whatever

tarak to ssr: okay, "phir bhi maharani hai"

ssr: (understanding) "phir bhi maharani hai". okay, "machhli jal ki rani hai, phir bhi maharani hai" (meaning, the fish is the queen of the ocean, and yet she is the empress)

[4:49]

alia: what was the original?

kapil: okay, so the actual line was this, "machhli jal ki rani hai, meri nani shaani hai", but still everyone got 50% correct

[5:00]

alia: one more? one more, i like this game

kapil: "bhains poonch uthayegi, toh sober hi rahegi" (this is a modification of the original phrase, and i guess it means 'if the buffalo lifts its tail, it'll remain sober? i'm not aware of any other meaning of sober, so this sounds like nonsense)

alia: what? (kapil repeats the phrase and she's still confused, he acts it out) "bhains, poonch, hila rahi hai" (means the buffalo is shaking the tail, i think, but i also have heard 'hilana' as slang for masturbating)

(kapil explains once again, and she doesn't get the second half, so he changes it to the original film phrase: "bhains poonch uthayegi, toh gober hi karegi" which means when the buffalo lifts its tail, it's going to shit cow dung, i suppose that means there's no point being surprised about something, what did you expect)

kapil: (say) whatever you want.

alia: (still confused, thinks he's saying the line) "jo kamaaye"? (something about earning)

(goes through it one more time)

alia: "bhains poonch uthaye, toh bade kamaaye?" (means if the buffalo lifts his tail, you'll earn a lot of money)

kapil: sure

charan: kapil sir, the song ended just now

[5:53]

alia to charan: "bhains poonch uthaye"

charan: "main poonch"...? (about to say 'when i lift my tail')

alia: "bhains!" (buffalo, not you)

charan: oh, "bhains!"

alia: "bhains poonch uthaye, toh bade kamaaye"

charan: "bhains ka poonch bade kamaal ki hai" (means the buffalo's tail is really awesome)

[6:14]

charan to tarak: "bhains ka poonch bade kamaal ki hai"

tarak: (confused)

(alia stops him, asks kapil to tell her the phrase again)

kapil: the buffalo has put its tail back down

alia: ???

kapil: (repeats the line) "bhains poonch uthayegi, toh gober hi karegi"

alia: OH! (turns to charan) "bhains poonch uthaye, toh rupay laaye" (means when the buffalo lifts its tail, it will bring rupees)

[6:35]

charan to tarak: "bhains ka poonch uthayega, toh paisa aaya" (essentially the same meaning, when the buffalo lifts its tail, then money came)

tarak: (tries to understand, so confused; the others tell him to pass it on) what am i supposed to say?

kapil: explain, explain to him (ssr) now

charan: say it

[6:58]

tarak to ssr: "bhains"

ssr: "bhains"

tarak: "poonch uthaye"

ssr: "poonch utha!"

both tarak and charan: "toh paise aaye"

ssr: "toh paisa aaya"??

[7:14]

kapil: okay, now remove your headphones!

ssr: what is that?

tarak and charan: was that correct?

kapil: so what i said to alia was, "bhains poonch uthayegi, toh sober hi rahegi", at first. she didn't understand. so then i said the exact line "bhains poonch uthayegi, toh gober hi karegi". she (alia) said, when the buffalo lifts its tail, then money (rupees) comes. when the buffalo lifts the tail, does an ATM open there or something?

(alia is embarrassed)

kapil: but it was a wonderful game! you all played very well! please come sit.

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[ad_1] Navjot Singh Sidhu will make his comedy comeback on the second season of The Great Indian Kapil Show. The former cricketer was introduced by Sunil Grover in a funny new promo of the upcoming episode. Apart from Sidhu and his wife Navjot Kaur Sidhu, and Harbhajan Singh along with his wife Geeta Basra will also feature as guests. Navjot Singh Sidhu makes savage comeback While sharing a promo from the upcoming episode, Netflix captioned its Instagram post as, “Tussi ho jaao taiyaar kyunki Punjab di shaan aa rahe hai iss Funnyvaar (Be ready as the pride of Punjab is coming this Funnyvaar).” As the video began, Sunil disguises in two different getups as news anchors and says, “It’s a five year long gap, that he agreed to come on this show…Which has created a sensation all over the world…Netflixians want to know, tonight itself.” As Kapil Sharma was shocked to see Sidhu on the show, he wondered if Sunil was once again pretending to be Sidhu. While clarifying to Kapil, Sidhu came up with his savage one-liner and said, “Ab motorcycle nahi car chahiye. Ab saari audience keh rahi hai, Sardar chahiye Sardar (Now instead of the motorcycle, car is in demand. The audience demand that they need a Sardar).” Sunil Grover roasts Archana Puran Singh While interacting with Sidhu, Archana Puran Singh was seen saying, “I always wish you well because you left at the right time.” Her remark made Sidhu and his wife in splits. As Sunil once again came up as Sidhu, he delivered a funny one-liner while taking a jibe at Archana and said, “There is the body. Here is the heart and over there is five years of wealth,” while pointing out at Archana. As the promo ends, Sunil as Sidhu holds Archana’s hand as she gets up from her chair and says, “I will give you a hug. Boys remove the chair.” Sidhu and the audience is seen laughing at the hilarious skit. The Great Indian Kapil Show Season 2 is available for streaming on Netflix. [ad_2] Source link

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[ad_1] Navjot Singh Sidhu will make his comedy comeback on the second season of The Great Indian Kapil Show. The former cricketer was introduced by Sunil Grover in a funny new promo of the upcoming episode. Apart from Sidhu and his wife Navjot Kaur Sidhu, and Harbhajan Singh along with his wife Geeta Basra will also feature as guests. Navjot Singh Sidhu makes savage comeback While sharing a promo from the upcoming episode, Netflix captioned its Instagram post as, “Tussi ho jaao taiyaar kyunki Punjab di shaan aa rahe hai iss Funnyvaar (Be ready as the pride of Punjab is coming this Funnyvaar).” As the video began, Sunil disguises in two different getups as news anchors and says, “It’s a five year long gap, that he agreed to come on this show…Which has created a sensation all over the world…Netflixians want to know, tonight itself.” As Kapil Sharma was shocked to see Sidhu on the show, he wondered if Sunil was once again pretending to be Sidhu. While clarifying to Kapil, Sidhu came up with his savage one-liner and said, “Ab motorcycle nahi car chahiye. Ab saari audience keh rahi hai, Sardar chahiye Sardar (Now instead of the motorcycle, car is in demand. The audience demand that they need a Sardar).” Sunil Grover roasts Archana Puran Singh While interacting with Sidhu, Archana Puran Singh was seen saying, “I always wish you well because you left at the right time.” Her remark made Sidhu and his wife in splits. As Sunil once again came up as Sidhu, he delivered a funny one-liner while taking a jibe at Archana and said, “There is the body. Here is the heart and over there is five years of wealth,” while pointing out at Archana. As the promo ends, Sunil as Sidhu holds Archana’s hand as she gets up from her chair and says, “I will give you a hug. Boys remove the chair.” Sidhu and the audience is seen laughing at the hilarious skit. The Great Indian Kapil Show Season 2 is available for streaming on Netflix. [ad_2] Source link

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Saturday, November 9th:

(streaming shows): "Ranma 1/2" (netflix), A Virtuous Business (netflix), The Great Indian Kapil Show (netflix), Arcane (netflix, anime, season 2 opener, first 3 eps)

(original made-for-TV movies): "The Case of the Christmas Diamond" (UPtv, earlier, 2hrs), "Christmas Under the Northern Lights" (GAFam, 2hrs), "Santa Tell Me" (HALL, 2hrs), "Searching for a Serial Killer: The Regina Smith Story" (LIFE, 2hrs+)

(other highlights): Family Film & TV Awards 2024 (CBS, 26th annual special), Dinner and a Movie (TBS, "Four Christmases" from 2008), Have I Got News For You (CNN, preempted), Saturday Night Live (NBC, "Bill Burr | Mk.gee")

(latenight "Toonami" [adultswim]): Invincible Fight Girl (#1.03), Mashle: Magic and Muscles (series premiere), Blue Exorcist (#1.02), One Piece (#17.065), Dragon Ball Z Kai (#1.31), My Hero Academia (#6.22 reair), Rick and Morty: The Anime (reair #1.02 dubbed), The Venture Bros. (season 1 finale) [episode titles at ToonamiNews]

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In the latest episode of The Great Indian Kapil Show 2, Bollywood stars Kajol, Kriti Sanon, and popular TV actor Shaheer Sheikh took the stage to promote their recent film Do Patti. The episode saw plenty of fun banter, with Kapil Sharma sparking laughs and surprises throughout the evening. Kapil brought Kajol and Kriti onto the stage, joking, “One of you is someone I liked since my college days,…

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The Great Indian Kapil Show 28th September 2024 Video Episode 2

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Janhvi Kapoor Posed As A Boy To Ignite Jealousy In Her Friend's Love Story | People News

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Sunil Grover's Salman Khan Mimicry Gets Thumbs Up from the Star Himself

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Kapil Sharma Announces Season 2 of The Great Indian Kapil Show on Netflix

Kapil Sharma has confirmed that The Great Indian Kapil Show will be returning for a second season on Netflix. The news comes after the successful run of the show’s first season, which aired from March to June this year. The announcement has thrilled fans who have been eagerly awaiting the show’s return. Visit- https://jay-ho.com/kapil-sharma-announces-season-2-of-the-great-indian-kapil-show-on-netflix/

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Top 10 Anchors for Every Style: Finding the Perfect Host for Your Event

Selecting the right anchor for your event can make all the difference in ensuring a seamless and engaging experience. Whether it's a corporate gathering, a wedding, a concert, or a television show, the right anchor can captivate the audience and keep the event flowing smoothly. This article highlights the top 10 anchors for every style, ensuring you find the perfect host for your occasion.

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An anchor is the face and voice of your event, responsible for engaging the audience, maintaining the schedule, and setting the overall tone. The top anchors possess a unique blend of charisma, professionalism, and adaptability, allowing them to connect with various audiences and handle unexpected situations with ease. Choosing the right anchor can elevate your event, making it memorable and enjoyable for all attendees.

Top 10 Anchors for Every Style

1.Kapil Sharma* -Style:* Comedy and Entertainment -Notable Events:* Comedy Nights with Kapil, The Kapil Sharma Show -Why Choose:* Kapil Sharma's impeccable timing and humor make him a top choice for entertainment events, award shows, and weddings. His ability to connect with the audience through laughter ensures a lively and engaging atmosphere.

2.Barkha Dutt* -Style:* News and Current Affairs -Notable Events:* NDTV's We The People, various political debates -Why Choose:* Barkha Dutt's authoritative presence and expertise in handling serious topics make her ideal for news panels, conferences, and seminars. Her in-depth knowledge and interviewing skills ensure insightful and meaningful discussions.

3.Manish Paul* -Style:* Versatile and Dynamic -Notable Events:* Jhalak Dikhhla Jaa, Indian Idol -Why Choose:* Manish Paul's energetic personality and versatility make him suitable for a wide range of events, from reality shows to corporate functions. His quick wit and charm keep the audience entertained and engaged.

4.Mini Mathur* -Style:* Lifestyle and Fashion -Notable Events:* Indian Idol, various fashion events -Why Choose:* Mini Mathur's elegance and grace make her a perfect fit for lifestyle, fashion events, and high-profile weddings. Her sophisticated presence and excellent communication skills add a touch of class to any event.

5.Rajdeep Sardesai* -Style:* Political and Economic Analysis -Notable Events:* India Today, CNN-IBN -Why Choose:* Rajdeep Sardesai's deep understanding of political and economic issues makes him an ideal anchor for business conferences, policy discussions, and academic forums. His analytical approach ensures a thought-provoking event.

6.Archana Puran Singh* -Style:* Comedy and Television -Notable Events:* Comedy Circus, The Kapil Sharma Show -Why Choose:* Archana Puran Singh's vibrant personality and infectious laughter make her a great choice for television shows, comedy events, and informal gatherings. Her ability to create a joyous atmosphere keeps the audience engaged.

7.Shivani Dandekar* -Style:* Sports and Entertainment -Notable Events:* IPL, music festivals -Why Choose:* Shivani Dandekar's passion for sports and entertainment, coupled with her engaging personality, makes her perfect for sports events, music festivals, and youth-centric programs. Her lively presence adds excitement to any event.

8.Sushant Mehta* -Style:* Bollywood and Celebrity Interviews -Notable Events:* Bollywood award shows, celebrity talk shows -Why Choose:* Sushant Mehta's insider knowledge of Bollywood and his rapport with celebrities make him a top choice for film awards, celebrity interviews, and entertainment news shows. His charismatic style keeps the audience hooked.

9.Roshan Abbas* -Style:* Corporate and Business Events -Notable Events:* Corporate summits, product launches -Why Choose:* Roshan Abbas's professionalism and experience in hosting corporate events make him ideal for business conferences, product launches, and seminars. His ability to engage with a corporate audience ensures a successful event.

10.Gaurav Kapur* -Style:* Sports and Entertainment -Notable Events:* IPL, Extraaa Innings T20 -Why Choose:* Gaurav Kapur's expertise in sports and his charismatic style make him a favorite for sports events, talk shows, and entertainment programs. His engaging approach and deep knowledge of sports captivate the audience.

Conclusion

Choosing the right anchor is essential for the success of any event. The top 10 anchors highlighted in this article offer a diverse range of styles and expertise, ensuring that you find the perfect host for your specific occasion. Whether you need a comedian to keep the audience laughing, a political analyst for a serious discussion, or a versatile host for a dynamic event, these anchors can make your event unforgettable. By selecting one of the top anchors for every style, you can ensure a smooth, engaging, and memorable experience for all attendees.