#The Federal Vampire and Zombie Agency (FVZA)
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dateamonster · 7 years ago
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I'm sorry if I am rambling a bit too much, it's just that I am autistic and this fantasy anatomy stuff happens to be one of my special interests. Also if anyone is interested in looking at some amazing stuff that I've found super interesting fvza (.) org has some cool stuff (Federal Vampire and Zombie Agency) for vamps,lycanthropes,and zombies and if you google search "anatomy of the centaur improbable research" (not in quotes) you get another anatomy thing. -anatomy anon (tell me if too much)
dont worry about it ! i genuinely love getting all these messages and i probably will check the site out it sounds cool!
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abodynamicslife · 8 years ago
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GENETIC
Be born as one – There are the lucky ones who are just born werewolves.  There are two generally accepted ways to be born a werewolf.  Either your parents (both of them) have to be werewolves or your family has to be under a blood curse from a witch.  In the case of a blood curse you may not turn into a werewolf until your 18th or 21st birthday.  Or it may be when you hit puberty.  Witches are unpredictable like that.
Get Bitten – Being bitten by a werewolf is one of the most common ways that people become lycanthropes these days.  The trick here is to survive the other bites that come after.
Lupine Parvovirus – According to the FVZA (Federal Vampire and Zombie Agency 1869-1975) this is the only medically accepted way of becoming a werewolf.  The Lupine Parvovirus, or LPV, is carried by wolves, canines, and werewolves.  There is no known cure and once you contract the virus you become a werewolf permanently and cannot regain human form.  The transformation takes around 2 weeks to complete and is reportedly quite painful.  The young, old, and ill may not survive the process.
SUPERNATURAL
Demonic Pact – Ah, the old pact with the devil.  Is there anything that guy can’t do?  This method gained popularity in 16th century Europe, especially in France, though it dates back much farther.  A little known fact about the witch trials of Europe is that while the women were being accused of being witches, the men were being accused of being werewolves, and both were thought to consort with the devil.  We don’t recommend this method.  Deals with the devil are always messy and he charges too much (your soul).
Enchanted Clothing – Usually made of wolf skin or wolf leather and enchanted by a witch or enchantress.  These normally take the form of a belt worn around the waist or a pelt worn over the shoulders and back.  This method has the upside of allowing you complete control over when you change.  The downside is if the clothing gets lost or stolen you can no longer become a werewolf.
Get Cursed – The werewolf curse is the oldest way to become a werewolf.  The first werewolf to be written about in ancient times was made that way by a curse from Zeus (Curse of King Lycaon).  Since the gods don’t curse people anymore (at least not directly), it is left up to witches. 
Herbs and Potions – The werewolf potion is a fairly common way to become a werewolf.  It usually contains wolfsbane (which is highly poisonous to humans so don’t try this one at home), a small amount of powdered silver, and several other herbs.  The potion, or salve in some cases, is then either drank or rubbed on the skin.  This is always done under the light of a full moon.  Depending on the potion the effect may be permanent or temporary. 
Lycanthropous Flowers – This little flower is said to grow on the Balkan Peninsula in Southeast Europe near Romania.  The flower is yellow with white edges and often said to resemble yellow monkshood.  When picked the flower will ooze a white sticky sap and give off a foul odor.  Sometimes the flower is eaten.  Sometimes it’s mixed into a potion and drank, and sometimes simply picking the flower is enough to turn you into a werewolf.  It is said that a werewolf in human form will be forced to change if exposed to this flower.  There is an old legend that states that werewolves were often buried with these flowers.  Since a werewolf usually changes back into a human when it dies, other werewolves will tie these flowers around the dead person so that it can be a werewolf in the afterlife.
Water touched by a Werewolf – This one is brought to us by the ‘Zeus Lycaeus’ cult of ancient Arcadia.  They would bathe in special pools of water thought to have been touched by a werewolf (usually King Lycaon himself).  This was always done during a full moon, though the specific time of year also played a part.  Later it was thought that drinking water touched by a werewolf would have the same effect.  There was a short lived superstition in the dark ages that if a werewolf cooked your food and you ate it you would become a werewolf.
Wolf and Human Meat – This is one of the original ways to become a werewolf.  After King Lycaon got ‘curse smacked’ by Zeus, a rather large cult formed called ‘Zeus Lycaeus.’  They were big on sacrificing people and babies on Zeus’ alter and eating wolf and human meat in order to become werewolves.  The practice lasted more than 1500 years.  With this method, the change is permanent and you don’t regain human form.
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padraigcolman · 8 years ago
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Was President Harding Murdered?
Was President Harding Murdered?
  This article appeared in Ceylon Today on Thursday March 9 2017.
Rajiva Wijesinha made a kind comment on my article last week about Warren Harding and also gave me a heads-up about a novel which incorporates Harding’s death. The novel proved an entertaining read. It is Carter Beats the Devilby Glen David Gold which is about the illusionist Charles Carter, admired by Houdini himself, who…
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