#The Definition

[murdrdocs]

i’ve got my shoes on. ready to walk.

i cant stop saying "oh my god" out loud .... oh my god .... ohhhh my godddd

[augustinewrites]

it almost feels criminal saying this but if i had to pick a lumine ship it would have to be xiaolumi

[arviyya]

Then, Evan starts singing.

“True but that I saw his hair like the branch of a tree,

A willow dancing on air before covering me

Under cotton and calicoes

Over canopy dapple long ago…”

Barty isn’t sure if his heart stopped, or if he’s simply unable to breathe, or perhaps he’s breathing too hard, or perhaps this is all a dream. But something he is sure of, is that he has never heard anything more beautiful in his life.

Evan’s voice is as raw and sweet as honey, and yet as smooth and deep as whiskey, and Barty doesn’t think he could ever get enough of it. He wants to hear him sing any and everything. He wants that voice to whisper sweet nothings in his ear. Sure, when he first heard Evan’s voice, he thought it was sexy, but this is something else entirely. This isn’t sexy, it's delectable, it’s—it’s—incomparable. Barty loves it. And he doesn’t love many things.

[shroudkeeper]

16. prompt / jerk

Obstacles are meant to be overcome. They present quite a delectable challenge and the thrill of accomplishment is something I will gladly chase.

After hearing that your father humored the man who has seduced your heart, I would do whatever it took to derail him from the task, by all means necessary. I went as far as locating every individual who shared a word with him until I found the source who provided him with intricate details and directions. How interesting, a lowly merchant managed to make purchase of it.

Everyone is a mere stepping stone on the path towards getting the what has been denied to me. I even attempted to be cordial and tried my brother's approach: diplomacy and money. But it was all for naught, they were not eager to betray the trust this man has placed on them. A foolish choice.

It was no fault of their own that they would sacrifice their blood and life to fulfill my desires, a life well spent to provide me with the whereabouts of where your prize was located.

Perhaps this spat was enjoyed more than I expected it to, especially in knowing that they were working directly with that foreigner. This piece of knowledge was enough to guide my steel and if only you could hear it, beloved, how rang gloriously. For you, I created a symphony of lighting strikes that I hoped would rattle the sanctity of the kamis' domain for you.

Let the gods be witness of what I do for the sake of your name, of your honor. Let their dying prayers be a testament of what it means to die a good death, at my hands, all for you. If only you could see them, how they awaited your arrival and you did not come to greet them.

How cruel.

You are unaware of what I do for you, what I have done and will always do, to spare but a brief glance like this, to feel your hand on my own and not jerk it away out of fear or disgust. I will murder, mail, even feel blades cut into me, anything to guarantee my task is successful.

I achieved that today.

From these men, I was capable of prying the very information I needed, one that would lead me to where I could end this absurd quest. He will fail because he is meant to fail, all roads lead to this. And to believe that he was deserving of you was delusional, a dream that I will enjoy shattering to pieces before him.

But ..I will let this become his undoing, let him fall upon the very sword of his overzealousness to appeal to your father. This is his last chance, a wasted effort.

[doodle17]

MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

YOU ARE NOW INFECTED BY RATCHET AND CLANK BRAIN ROT, NOW JOIN ME DEAR SISTER, LET US HYPERFIXTATE TOGETHER ON A YELLOW RAT AND A TALKING TRASH CAN MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

**COUgh** **couGH**

The quippy one liners and 2000s character designs have captivated me

[tha-wrecka-stow]

LL Cool J Discography

[shrubsparrow]

It's in the eye of the beholder

[twinnfawn]

Yknow rewatching gravity falls makes you realize how batshit insane Ford truly was

1. Lights his face on fire instead of shaving because “it’s faster”

2. Suggests Rudolph should’ve murdered the other reindeer for making fun of him

3. Had a situationship with a triangle

[depressedlochnessmess]

im sure this has been done already but uh mimiku

[noodles-and-tea]

Yknow that one au

[marlynnofmany]

If that doesn't have potential for some fairytale nonsense, I don't know what does.

[revolutionarygirlmerlin]

They’re narrative foils they might as well fuck nasty about it

[clownsuu]

I could NOT get this out of my head for the life of me

[great-and-small]

Apparently the local university’s undergraduate entomology course sends students to catch insect specimens at the same place I like to go birdwatching, which explains why I saw three enormous frat looking dudes with tiny bug nets and overheard one emphatically say “bro BRO I told you we already have enough lepidopterans”

[muffinlance]

My baby daughter got her adorable puffin-print dress absolutely CAKED in mud crawling around the yard and my first thought was "oh no her beautiful dress"

And my second thought was "oh huh it really WOULD be easy to unconsciously steer her away from playing in the dirt. Unlike my son, whose outfits are usually some kind of solid dark easily washed pants plus a shirt that doesn't trail in the dirt like a dress does."

Anyway something something gender roles start getting shoved on kids from literal birth, but with a little time to think about things, YOU TOO can let your children of any gender absolutely destroy their clothes in the dirt pit they're digging in your garden