#The DNA of the soul ( Memes )

[airforcekitties001]

Snake...say that again...

[blood-darkened-moon]

Umbrella Executive Training School, 1988

[cyborgdumptruck]

I brought you SamuRaiden meme.

The image can be kinda related to my fic Sleepless in Denver.

Original image:

[drhooves]

yo i think i downloaded the wrong squid game

[cynthiaandsamus]

Nanomachines, son! They harden in response to physical trauma!

[cha-arte-lie]

I just realized that we surpassed 20 followers

I am very grateful, thank you for enjoying my art with me Desperado Nation!

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

One thing I love about the Metal Gear series is that it’s the antithesis to gamer-bro culture saying that games shouldn’t be “political”.

Metal Gear PROUDLY wears its politics on its sleeve! Characters go on long monologues about their political views, they have debates about the nature of humanity and how that applies to politics. Metal Gear doesn’t give a shit about catering to everyone, it has a statement to make and you’re going to fucking listen to it if you want to get to that sweet stealth-action gameplay.

This should not work, it should be cringe, but it does, because Metal Gear also happens to be off the wall fucking insane, and plays it 100% sincere. There’s giant robots. Giant robots fighting other giant robots. People with insane powers who’s only explanation for why they have them is “nanomachines”. The main charcter of the series is a clone of the main antagonist who is also the protagonist himself.

Here, in this world of cyborg ninjas, giant robots, and all other manner of completely sincere sci-fi nonsense, we can be honest about our politics, and I think that’s beautiful.

[ki-pulse]

🎊

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    William doesn't realize he has an entourage until they start squeaking.

    "You smell funny, mister! Not like any yokai I've ever smelled before! And I've smelled lots!"

    "Not bad funny... Actually...kinda makes me hungry. Hey, pet me! I wanna get another whiff!"

    "Eh...I prefer chicken."

    "We hafta go, smelly yokai, but let's play again sometime! Ooh, ooh! I know! Let's do lunch!"

    The Scampuss vanish with a bounding leap and flash of light. In their place, they leave three small bells.

    . . .he needs to be more mindful where he Shifts.

[starry-blue-echoes]

Hey would you be interested in the idea of Pucci and Weather being swapped? As in the mother took Enrico instead of Domenico.

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that's honestly a really interesting idea because of how much and how little it might change things because like. This does bring into question how their interests and desires would change what they do and want, not to mention how there were some aspects of the situation that were specific to them

For example, would Pucci still want be a priest? And if he did, would he still end up hearing his "mother" confess her sins in the confessional booth? Would he even take interest in Perla???

And Domenico? What about him? Off the top of my head I can't think of any way to learn the truth of Pucci's relationship, so would he even learn at all? Not to mention, Domenico's style is more to confront things outright, so the racist detective agency likely wouldn't even get involved

Honestly, the only thing that stays somewhat intact is Pucci meeting with Dio and obtaining the Arrow, which leads me to how I think the AU will go

simply put, there is no tragedy. Pucci never crosses paths with Perla and Domenico never learns of Pucci's relation to him.......

or at least at first

let's say Pucci ends up accidentally cuts himself on the arrow one day. After all, he did keep it in his pocket unwrapped, it was only a matter of time for him to accidentally cut himself. He falls ill temporaily, but after a few hours ends up bouncing back and now with the addition of a weird spirit buddy who only he can see

however, unbeknownst to him across town Domenico collapsed at the exact same time, burning up from a fever, and was seemingly miraculously healed hours later also with a weird spirit buddy

and well....... Stand Users are attracted to each other after all

it starts as little things. Passing eachother in the street, going to the same diners at the same times, so on so forth, and it was honestly only a matter of time before it was revealed they both had Stands. Their "friendship" was definitly one that sparked out of nessecity rather then actually having anything in common, but with the both of them desperate for anyone who could prove they weren't crazy, they took it

and honestly, I can see their friendship being more "frenemies" in the begining. They don't hate eachother, but they didn't quite get along. Maybe for some fun :) something that really starts to bring them together is meeting another Stand User who has...... less that pure intentions and almost killed them, and they had to work together to fight them off? But yeah after that, their friendship becomes more..... solid, so to speak

the truth of their relationship is going to be a fun reveal, especially since I doubt Pucci's mother would forget the name of the family whom she stole a whole ass child from, so learning Pucci and the family's remaining son had become close friends? That's going to stress her out immensely, and it does raise the question of whether she tells Pucci vs Pucci finding out

I'll admit, I'm not fully sure how Dio falls into things here. Maybe if things go the route of Pucci Finding Out, it could lead to him running away from home and seeking out Dio? But that might be a bit too much of a reaction, so maybe some added layer of tragedy happens ontop of the reveal too

however, the why and how aside, Domenico is 100% chasing after him, he's not going to let his Bestie go off all by himself

[evelynnocto]

yo anyone wanna actively hunt down terfs and just go all out

PREPARE THYSELF

and a bit of

JUDGEMENT

Plus a smidge of

THY END IS NOW

maybe even a little bit of

WEAAAKK

[tyrannic-world]

I wasn't going to initially come back to this post, but my sister got married on Saturday and I saw an opportunity.

[airforcekitties001]

Beam as monsoon

BEAMS,THE DNA OF THE SOUL

[blood-darkened-moon]

[sailorsenshishitposter]

Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?

Warning for cursed smut and improper use of magnets aka sounding

You heard a noise and noticed that your phone had went off. You checked it and saw that it was your boyfriend messaging you on discord. "Hey kitten, I was just looking at the green m&m and thought of you. Do you want to be daddies little pogcham tonight?" You eagerly responded back "Sure babe. I'm coming over to your place right now." Your phone went off again. "Don't forget to bring Doritos and mountain dew. Being the epic gamer that I am, I'm in constant need of gamer fuel." You decided to stop by Wal-Mart on the way.

You eventually arrived at Monsoon's place.  You knocked on his door and he soon opened it. "Welcome to my gamer pad! Oh, you brought the Doritos, thanks babe." You closed the door and then watched him sit down in one of those chairs designed for gaming. He then took out a vape pen. "How about a smoke?" You passed on the offer. "Alright, more for me." He then took a fat rip on the juul. "What a minute, this is red phosphorus." You were sure that vape pens had destroyed what little brain cells your boyfriend had left.

You sat across from him on a bean bag chair. "So any plans for tonight?" He stroked his metallic chin. "I was going to pwn noobs on fortnight but now that you're here, I have a better plan." He detached his arms so that he could pick you up and bring you to his bedroom. You noticed all the posters of the joker. "I take it you're a fan?"

He soon seemed like he was deep in thought. "We live in a society. Gamers rise up." You were confused. "Memes! The DNA of the soul! Let me show you." He went on spotify and selected Miracles by insane clown posse. He then sat next to you on the bed. "Fire, water, air and dirt. Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?" You had no clue what was happening. "Babe, you have electromagnesis powers." He blushed. "Oh yeah."

"How about I give you a demonstration?" He detached his hands and sent them flying. They soon pinned your wrists to the bed. "I need to show you something." He took of his helmet. On his forehead in place of a cyborg barcode were the words "DAMAGED" in large letters. You were turned on. "That's so hot." He chuckled. "Glad to hear you think so."

He climbed on top of you and gave you butterfly kisses. Or he would have if he still had eye sockets. He had small tubes protrude outwards so it was like being felt up by a snail. He called his hands back. "Let's see what we"re working with!" He took off your pants and noticed that you were wearing a thong with nothing but a minion on it. He then took them off. "That reminds me, I'll need to send these to Karen on Facebook. We'll see who has the better minion memes now!"

He saw your large member and then was reminded of his beloved Steve Rambo. He placed his hand on your length and began to quote one of said man's films. "It gets bigger when I pull on it." You couldn't believe that he was doing this right now. You wanted to complain but he gagged you with the minion thong. "Sometimes I pull so hard, I rip the skin!"

You let out a moan of pain. "Does it hurt!?" your boyfriend asked mockingly. You gave him a look and he relented. "Fine. And I was just getting to the good part!" He took the gag out. "Hey kitten, remember when I asked if you wanted to learn about magnets?" You nodded. "Well I think it's time."

He pulled out a box of magnetix. "I've been hoarding these since the recalls. Now I can put them to good use!" He took out some magnetic balls. "Ever heard of sounding?" You watched as he pushed a magnet down your urethra. Damn. You really hadn't been expecting that. He then started to place some more marbles down and you could hear them clink together. Eventually it become long enough for a chain to form.

He tried to pull it out but there was a problem. "Shit!" You glanced over. "What's wrong?" It turns out that the magnets had become stuck to his hand. If he tried to lift his hand then your dick would be pried off. "I have an idea." He detached his arm and then left the room. He returned with some emp grenades. "Hopefully this should work. Here goes nothing!" He pressed the trigger and his body soon fell apart like sliced meat. "Fuck."

You tried to put your boyfriend back together but it was no use. "Just get the magnets out before the grenade goes to waste!" To your horror, nothing came out. "WHAT SHOULD I DO!" You were panicking. "How the hell should I know, it's not like I have a dick myself to practise on!"  You screamed.

"Wait! What about an operation!" You groaned. "Are you telling me that I need to go to the hospital!?" He shook his head (while it was still on the floor so he looked like a dying fish on land). "No silly, we'll do it here. Just think of it like that board game, operation." You fainted on the spot. "Well that takes care of needing to knock you out!"

Sometime after Monsoon's body had formed back together, he had placed his shower curtain on the bed and then laid you on it. "How do children these days even play this?" He was looking through an operation manual. For some reason he decided to pick up the shrek edition. "Screw this, I'll just perform it myself!" He then took out his sais. "Alright, I'll just make an insertion here and then move this out of the way." He found the magnets pooled in your insides but now there was a new problem. "How am I supposed to put you back together?"

It was a few days later and you woke up on your boyfriends bed, smelling of cheeto dust. "What happened....?" You soon noticed Monsoon who was wearing a slutty nurse uniform. "Ah, good. You're awake. Would you like the good news or bad news first?"You swallowed nervously. "Good news please."

"Well I was able to remove all the magnets from your body so that situations solved. And here's the bad news.. I didn't have the tools to sew you up so for now I put a makeshift cock ring around your genitals to hold everything in place. My powers are currently holding it together but you should really get to a hospital..."

You broke down. You were never hooking up with old men you met on 4chan again.

[garessta8]

We will never top Metal Gear Solid...

RIP Monsoon, I listen to Stains of Time every day.

[lesbianholyspirit]

The usage of the word meme in metal gear rising was extremely funny to me especially when hearing lines like “your memes end here!”. But that feeling is quickly overshadowed by the knowledge that they are not talking about internet funnies, but instead the older definition of the word.

“Meme - an element of a culture or system of behavior passed from one individual to another by imitation or other nongenetic means.”

Ironic how a videogame where the villains use mass-spread misinformation via the internet to accomplish their goal of reigniting the war economy, has become so lost in being a “meme game” that its original message has become muddied.

I don’t think it’s unintentional, far from it, but the game is far more than a meme, and has quite a lot to say (with very little subtly) about the military, imperialism, and cycles of violence. I’d say the game is more relevant now than ever.