#The Captain from Castlevania

[gomzdrawfr]

Fishing trip!

[platonic version]

[froggykid56]

AHOY!!! I BRING MORE CAPTAIN HOOK!!!

hello captain hook enjoyers….i’ve come to contribute i hope its good LOL

yeah im a little obsessed its not really a secret…I drew him how I kinda picture him in my head (also outfit inspo from the fortnite version LOL)

[aquilaofarkham]

2023 has certainly been the year for messy gays in animation

[retrograde-tonic]

The lovelies as vampires

[dc-megatournament]

BATMAN VS EVERYONE

How I think the fights should've went

Adam West Batman = WINS

Alfred Pennyworth = WINS

All Might = WINS

Alphonse Elric = WOULD GET RECRUITED BY BATMAN  

Amadeus Cho = WINS

Amazing Man/Will Everett = LOSES

Ambush Bug/Irwin Schwab = WINS OR GETS OUT OF THE FIGHT SOMEHOW

Amy Rose = WINS

Andros (Power Rangers) = LOSES

Angus MacGyver = LOSES

Animal Man/Buddy Baker = LOSES

Annabeth Chase = WINS

Anomalocaris canadensis = WINS

Ant-Man/Hank Pym = LOSES

Aquaman/Arthur Curry = LOSES

A Random Unicorn = LOSES

Arceus = LOSES

Arsenal/Roy Harper = LOSES

Atom Smasher/Albert Rothstein = WINS

Avatar Aang = AANG GETS ADOPTED

Azrael/Jean Paul Valley = LOSES BUT BRUCE IS GETTING FUCKED UP

Aztek/Uno = LOSES SOMEHOW

Baked Beans = WINS THE WORLD AND THE HEARTS OF THE PEOPLE

Baldi = LOSES

Barbie = WINS

Batgirl/Cassandra Cain = WINS 

Batman/Jace Fox = TIE

Batman Beyond/Terry McGinnis = WINS; CLOSE MATCH

Batwing/David Zavimbe = LOSES

Batwing/Luke Fox = LOSES

Batwoman/Kate Kane = TIE

Beast/Hank McCoy = WINS

Beetlejuice = LOSES

Ben Tennyson = GETS RECRUITED BY BATMAN

Big Barda/Barda Free = WINS

Big Hero 6 = LOSES

Bill Cipher = LOSES, BATMAN’S MIND IS A SCARY PLACE

Bingo Heeler = BATMAN TRIES TO ADOPT BINGO

Black Canary/Dinah Laurel Lance = WINS

Black Cat/Felicia Hardy = LOSES

Black Lightning/Jefferson Pierce = WINS

Black Orchid/Susan Linden = LOSES

Black Panther/T’Challa = WINS

Black Widow/Natasha Romanoff = WINS

Blade/Eric Brooks = TIE

Blue Beetle/Jaime Reyes = WINS

Blue Beetle/Ted Kord = WINS

Bluebird/Harper Row = LOSES

Blue Devil/Dan Cassidy = LOSES

Bluey Heeler = ATTEMPTED ADOPTION

Booster Gold/Michael Jon Carter = WINS, BUT ONLY BY ACCIDENT 

Brody Foxx = LOSES

Bucky Barnes = WINS

Buffy Summers = WINS

Bugs Bunny = WINS

Captain America/Sam Wilson = WINS

Captain America/Steve Rogers = WINS

Captain Atom/Nathaniel Adam = WINS

Captain Cold/Leonard Snart = LOSES

Captain Jack Sparrow = WINS, BY ACCIDENT

Captain Kirk = WINS

Captain Marvel/Billy Batson = WINS

Captain Marvel/Carol Danvers = WINS

Carl (Llamas with Hats) = LOSES

Cassie Hack = LOSES

Catwoman/Selina Kyle = THEY MAKE OUT 

Citizen Steel/Nathan Heywood = WINS

Cosmo and Wanda = WINS

Crazy Jane = WINS

Cure Flora = WINS

Cybermen = LOSES

Cybersix = WINS

Cyblade/Dominique Thiebaut = LOSES

Cyborg/Victor Stone = WINS

Cyclops = WINS

Daleks = LOSES

Danny Phantom = GETS RECRUITED BY BATMAN

Daredevil/Matt Murdock = TIE

Darth Vader = WINS

Darwin/Armando Muñoz = WINS, THERE IS NO OTHER OPTION

Dazai Osamu = LOSES

Deadman/Boston Brand = LOSES

Deadpool = HE DOESN'T WIN, BUT DOESNT LOSE EITHER

Dean Winchester = LOSES

Deku/Izuku Midoriya = GETS RECRUITED BY BATMAN

Detective Chimp/Bobo T. Chimpanzee = LOSES

Doctor Doom/Victor Von Doom = WINS

Doctor Fate/Kent Nelson = WINS

Doctor Fate/Khalid Nassour = WINS

Doctor Fate/Linda Strauss = WINS

Doctor Light/Kimiyo Hoshi = LOSES

Dolly Parton = WINS

Donald Duck = WINS

Dr. Mid Nite/Charles McNider = LOSES

Dracula (Castlevania) = WINS

Drake & Josh = LOSES

Duck from Princess Tutu = WINS

Duolingo Owl = LOSES

Dynamite Anton = (i dont know enough to judge this fairly)

Echo/Maya Lopez = LOSES

Eda Clawthorne = WINS

Ed Dillinger = LOSES

Edward Elric = GETS ADOPTED BY BATMAN

Elektra Natchios = WINS

Element Woman/Emily Sung = LOSES

Eliot Spencer = TIE

Ellie (TLoU) = GETS RECRUITED BY BATMAN

Ellie Camacho = LOSES

Elongated Man/Ralph Dibny = LOSES

Elon Musk = LOSES HIS LIFE

Elric of Melninbone = (i dont know enough to judge this fairly)

Elsa = WINS

Elsa Bloodstone = WINS

Emma Frost = WINS

Emojibots = LOSES

Emu Otori = (i dont know enough to judge this fairly)

Enchantress/June Moone = WINS

Eraserhead = TIE

Etrigan/Jason Blood = LOSES

Eva-02 = WINS

Extra Fine Neon Pink Glitter = BATMAN LOSES FOREVER

Ezio Auditore = WINS

Finn & Jake = WINS; ALSO GETS RECRUITED BY BATMAN

Fire/Beatriz da Costa = WINS

Firestar = LOSES

Firestorm/Jason Rusch = WINS

Firestorm/Ronnie Raymond = WINS

Flamebird/Bette Kane = LOSES

Ford Pines = WINS

Gabby Kinney = LOSES

Geo-Force/Brion Markov = LOSES

Ghost Rider/Johnny Blaze = WINS

Ghost Spider = WINS

Ghoulia Yelps = LOSES

Giovanni Zatara = WINS

Godiva/Dorcas Leigh = WINS

Godzilla = WINS

Goku = WINS

Green Arrow/Connor Hawke = WINS

Green Arrow/Oliver Queen = LOSES

Green Goblin/Norman Osborn = LOSES

Green Lantern/Guy Gardner = WINS

Green Lantern/Hal Jordan = WINS

Green Lantern/Jessica Cruz = WINS

Green Lantern/John Stewart = WINS

Green Lantern/Kyle Rayner = WINS

Green Lantern/Simon Baz = WINS

Grumpy Bear = TIE (this happened with the poll and its funniest outcome)

Gundam Aerial =  WINS

Gwen Tennyson = WINS

Gypsy/Cynthia Reynolds = TIE

Hatsune Miku = WINS

Hawkeye/Clint Barton = TIE 

Hawkgirl/Kendra Saunders = WINS

Hawkman/Katar Hol/Carter Hall = WINS

Hawkwoman/Shayera Hol/Shiera Hall = WINS

Heather (TDI) = WINS

Hellboy = LOSES

Hello Kitty = WINS

Hua Cheng =  (i dont know enough to judge this fairly)

Hulk/Bruce Banner = WINS

Human Torch/Johnny Storm = WINS

Huntress/Helena Bertinelli = TIE

Ice/Tora Olafsdotter = WINS

Iceman/Bobby Drake = WINS

Ichigo Kurosaki = WINS

Inuyasha = (i dont know enough to judge this fairly)

Invincible/Mark Grayson = WINS

Invisible Woman/Sue Storm = WINS

Iron Man/Tony Stark = TIE

Jade/Jennifer-Lynn Hayden = WINS

Jar Jar Binks = LOSES

Jean Grey = WINS

Jenny Sparks = WINS

Jenny Wakeman/XJ-9 = LOSES

Jerry (Tom & Jerry) = WINS

Jesse Quick/Jessie Chambers = WINS

Jessica Jones = WINS

Jim Gordon = LOSES

Joe Hendry = (i dont know enough to judge this fairly)

Joel Miller (TLoU) = LOSES

John Constantine = WINS

John Egbert = LOSES

John Wick = WINS

Joker (Persona 2) = LOSES 

Joker - Persona 5 = LOSES

Jubilee/Jubilation Lee = WINS

Julio Richter = WINS

Katana/Tatsu Yamashiro = TIE

Katara (ATLA) = WINS

Katsuki Bakugou = GETS RECRUITED BY BATMAN

Kaz Brekker = (i dont know enough to judge this fairly)

Kazuma Kiryu = (i dont know enough to judge this fairly)

Kendrick Lamar = WINS

Kim Possible = WINS

Kirby = WINS

Kisuke Urahara = (i dont know enough to judge this fairly)

Kuchipatchi = LOSES

L (Death Note) = LOSES

Ladybug/Marinette Dupain-Cheng & Cat Noir/Adrien Agreste = LOSES

Lady Cassandra (DW)

Lan Wangji = (i dont know enough to judge this fairly)

Legion = WINS

Lieutenant Columbo = WINS

Light Yagami = LOSES

Link (LoZ) = WINS

Lin Manuel Miranda = WINS

Lionblaze = LOSES

Lobo = WINS

Luke Cage = WINS

Luke Skywalker = GETS ADOPTED

Luo Binghe = (i dont know enough to judge this fairly)

Madame Mirage/Angela Temple = LOSES

Madame Xanadu = WINS

Maggie Simpson = WINS

Magik/Illyana Rasputin = WINS

Man-Bat/Dr. Robert Kirkland Langstrom = LOSES

Manhunter/Kate Spencer = TIE

Mariah Carey = WINS

Mario & Luigi = WINS

The Joker/Martha Wayne (Flashpoint) = both Bruce and Martha just end up having a mental breakdown after meeting

Martian Manhunter/J’onn J’onnz = WINS

Mary Poppins = WINS

Maxima = WINS

Max Tennyson = LOSES

May Chang = GETS RECRUITED BY BATMAN

Megatron = LOSES

Metamorpho/Rex Mason = TIE

Mickey Mouse = LOSES

Midnighter = WINS

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers = WINS

Mister Miracle/Scott Free = TIE

 Mizu = WINS

Mon-El/Lar Gand = WINS

Monkey D Luffy = WINS

Moon Knight/Marc Spector = WINS

Mr Fantastic/Reed Richards = WINS

Mr Rogers = BATMAN IS MADE TO GO TO THERAPY

Ms Frizzle = WINS

Ms Marvel/Kamala Khan = WINS

Mystery Inc (Fred, Daphne, Velma, Shaggy, Scooby) = WINS

Naruto Uzamaki = WINS

Nightcrawler = WINS

Nightshade/Eve Eden = LOSES

Nightwing/Dick Grayson = TIE

Nimona = WINS

Noo Noo (Vacuum from Teletubbies) = WINS

Obsidian/Todd Rice = LOSES

Omni-Man = WINS

Onyx Adams = LOSES

Optimus Prime = LOSES

Oracle/Barbara Gordon = WINS

Orion = WINS

Ozymandias = LOSES

Paw Patrol = BATMAN JUST RECRUITS THE ENTIRE PAW PATROL

Percy Jackson = WINS

Phantom Stranger = WINS

Phineas & Ferb = RECRUITED BY BATMAN

Photon/Monica Rambeau = WINS

Pikachu = WINS

Pink Panther = WINS

Plastic Man/Patrick "Eel" O'Brian = WINS

Plastique/Bette Sans Souci = LOSES

Powergirl/Kara Zor L/Karen Starr = WINS

Powerhouse/Naomi McDuffie = WINS

Power Puff Girls = RECRUITED BY BATMAN

Prodigy/David Alleyne = WINS

Puss in Boots = WINS

Queen Hippolyta = WINS

Raven = WINS

Red Hood/Jason Todd = TIE

Red Tornado/Ulthoon = TIE

Regina George = WINS

Rick Grimes = LOSES

Robin/Damian Wayne = LOSES

Robin/Tim Drake = TIE

Rocket Red/Dmitri Pushkin = LOSES

Rocket Red/Gavril Ivanovich = LOSES

Rogue/Anna Marie LeBeau = WINS

Roronoa Zoro = WINS

RuPaul Charles = WINS

Ryu (Street Fighter) = LOSES

Sabrina Carpenter = WINS

Sailor Moon/Usagi Tsukino = WINS 

Saitama = WINS

Sally Jackson = WINS

Sanderson Sisters (Winifred, Mary, Sarah) = LOSES

Sara Pezzini = WINS

Scar (FMA) = WINS

Scaramouche (Genshin Impact) = (i dont know enough to judge this fairly)

Seshomaru = (i dont know enough to judge this fairly)

Shade, the Changing Man/Rac Shade = TIE

Sharon Carter = LOSES

She-Hulk/Jennifer Walters = WINS

Shen Qingqiu = (i dont know enough to judge this fairly)

She-Ra/Adora = WINS

Shredder = LOSES

Slenderman = LOSES

Snoopy & Woodstock = WINS

Sogeking/Usopp = WINS

Sokka (ATLA) = GETS RECRUITED BY BATMAN

Solid Snake = LOSES

Sonic the Hedgehog = WINS

Spawn/Al Simmons = WINS

Spider-Man/Miles Morales = WINS

Spider-Man/Peter Parker = WINS

Spider Woman/Jessica Drew = WINS

Splat Black Box Dye = WINS 

Spoiler/Stephanie Brown = WINS, BUT JUST BARELY

Squirrel Girl/ Doreen Green = WINS

Stan Pines = WINS

Star Butterfly = LOSES

Starfire/Koriand’r = WINS

Stargirl/Courtney Whitmore = WINS

Starman/Mikaal Tomas = LOSES

Star Sapphire/Carol Ferris = WINS

Steel/John Henry Irons = WINS

Steve (Blue Clues) = WINS

Steven Universe = BATMAN ATTEMPTS TO ADOPT STEVEN

Stitch/Experiment 626 = LOSES

Storm/Ororo Munroe = WINS

Strawberry Shortcake = WINS

Suki (ATLA) = GETS RECRUITED BY BATMAN

Supergirl/Kara Danvers/Kara Zor-El = WINS

Superman/Clark Kent/Kal El = WINS

Swamp Thing/Alec Holland = LOSES

Taylor Swift = HER FANS WOULD RIP BATMAN A NEW ONE

Terezi Pyrope = LOSES

The Atom/Ray Palmer = LOSES

The Atom/Ryan Choi = LOSES

The Belchers = BATMAN DOESN'T WIN, THAT'S FOR SURE

The Bride/Beatrix Kiddo = LOSES

The Crow/Eric Draven = WINS

The Cullens = BATMAN GETS ADOPTED

The Darkness/Jackie Estacado = WINS

The Doctor = BATMAN BECOMES A COMPANION TO THE DOCTOR

The Flash/Barry Allen = WINS

The Flash/Jay Garrick = WINS

The Flash/Wally West = WINS 

The Immortal Snail = WINS

The Pope = (I cant believe shortly after posting this poll, the Pope fell ill)

The Punisher/Frank Castle = TIE

The Question/Renee Montoya = TIE

The Question/Vic Sage = TIE

The Ray/Ray Terrill = WINS

The Signal/Duke Thomas = TIE

The Silence = WINS

The Thing/Ben Grimm = LOSES

The Warner Siblings = WINS

Thor = WINS

Tigress/Artemis Crock = LOSES

Tintin = LOSES

TMNT = LOSES

Tom Cruise = LOSES

Toph Beifong = WINS

Totally Spies = LOSES

Troia/Donna Troy = WINS

Tumblr Anon = WINS

Twilight Sparkle (alicorn) = LOSES

Tyson (Percy Jackson) = LOSES

Ultraman = LOSES

Uncle Iroh = WINS

Vampirella = LOSES

Velvet Crowe = (i dont know enough to judge this fairly)

Vibe/Cisco Ramon = WINS

Vixen/Mari McCabe = WINS

Voltron = (i dont know enough to judge this fairly)

Walter White = LOSES

Wasp/Janet Van Dyne = WINS

Wattpad = WINS

Wei Wuxian = (i dont know enough to judge this fairly)

Winry Rockbell = LOSES

Wolverine/James “Logan” Howlett = WINS

Wolverine/X-23/Laura Kinney = WINS

Wonder Woman/Diana Prince = WINS

Wonder Woman/Nubia = WINS

Word Girl/Becky Botsford = WINS

Xie Lian = (i dont know enough to judge this fairly)

Yami Yugi = LOSES

Zatanna Zatara = WINS

Zheng Shang-Chi = WINS

Zuko (ATLA) = BATMAN ADOPTS ZUKO

[whiplashisthinkingaboutbakugan]

Ok ok I like the show but the Asmongold shit…. 🧍Supporting that guy at all is disgusting.

I think I like Adi Shankar’s work but not him as a person. I really like Captain Laser Hawk and he also worked on the first Castlevania show. But he’s saying things and I don’t enjoy that…

Can you pleaseeee hush and just make S2 so I can eat?

And now I’m SCAREDDD with this tweet PLEASE NOOOOO IM JUST A BOYYYY. NOT MY AROACE DANTEEEEEE DONT TAKE IT FROM MEEEEE.

I’ve just gone through too much lame comphet shit in my life ok. Gimmie my aroace Dante and my Sapphic Lady please 😭

[catsvrsdogscatswin]

SO ABOUT NOCTURNE S2 EH

I kept notes as I watched through it with my sibling, so here are some thoughts, followed by the more spoilery thoughts below the cut:

*The fight scenes were gorgeous and very fluid. Richter's use of magic is inventive as fuck and slightly terrifying after seeing Sypha blast her way through Wallachia with largely straightforward lances of ice and fire.

*Deeply thankful that they managed to create a believable, nay, plausible excuse for why Erzebet Bathory is a Hungarian woman with Egyptian goddess blood. She's being used as a vessel by Drolta, Sekhmet's High Priestess, and Drolta picked Erzebet because after decades of failing amongst her own people she was like "This is definitely the most bloodthirsty human I can find. A perfect match ❤️" Like oh okay so there was a REASON Drolta was always more interesting than Erzebet. It's her story Erzebet's just telling it for her.

*Speaking of which, loved Drolta's human backstory. She was struggling so hard (and successfully!) against such harsh odds and you don't normally see that when a human faces up against a supernatural entity for the first time.

*Olrox and Mizrak projecting their relationship insecurities onto vampire Tera was definitely not what I had on my Nocturne S2 bingo card, and yet.

*Last season had me willing to be convinced that Annette and Richter would become a thing and this season had me slapping the table and going "SOLD!" like an old-timey bidding war.

*Richter struggled valiantly to make a difference, and Alucard was right alongside him in the trenches, but this season still mostly belonged to Annette. Sorry lads, better luck next time.

"We are not bitter creatures. I'm not bitter," Olrox tells Tera, bitterly, because he is bitter about being dumped. No but seriously, him insisting to her (basically a complete stranger) that vampires aren't animals with animalistic impulse control and it's just "Mmmmm-hm. Real quick, what were Mizrak's most recent words to you? 'An animal that's lost its soul'?" Like boy you ain't subtle.

Drolta's resurrection. No thoughts. Just a constant stream of MOMMY? SORRY. MOMMY? SORRY. MOMMY? SORRY.

"She's a vampire! She cannot love!" Mizrak you need to check your baggage at the door you can't just drag it into a conversation like that. 

RICHTER'S ABSOLUTE DEER IN HEADLIGHTS EXPRESSION WHEN ANNETTE GRABS HIS HAND. BOY FROZE.

Was not expecting that one chick that Erzebet munched on last season to be alive, never mind a vampire, but go her I guess.

Speaking of which, the wlws were winning this season. Drolta and the female National Guard captain, Erzebet sitting on a throne with women literally gathered at her feet… and Drolta and Erzebet/Sekhmet, of course, because their whole attack dog/master and "you are my most special loyal perfect wife minion" and Drolta's centuries of loyalty to Sekhmet are just *chef's kiss*

Also on that note, Erzebet angrily telling Tera that she would never be Drolta is very funny because. like. at no point did Tera want to replace Drolta. She literally never asked to do that, Erzebet.

I like Erzebet's human design a lot better than the vampire one tbh. Solely for the hairstyle choices. 

"I'm here to make you a god. If you're worthy." "Of course I'm worthy." NO HESITATION WHATSOEVER LMFAO THE ARROGANCE OF THE ARISTOCRACY

Okay damn I was not expecting Maria to kill her dad. And certainly not midway through the season. 

Mizrak's panicked glance to the side as Juste talks about chastity vows. Lol. 

Alucard stumbling out of the water wet and dripping after getting smacked into the Seine had me and my sibling sharing a single understanding nod because we Knew it was there to make the Alucard girlies go feral. Well done Castlevania team.

Also what I'm gathering from this season is that Olrox becomes a pathetic wet cat when he falls in love with someone. Like he has been dogging Mizrak's steps incessantly since the breakup. Literally every time he can get away with it he's haunting that man's shadow. Olrox is two seconds and a dead pseudo-Messiah away from leaving dead things at Mizrak's feet and pawing sadly at his window as he cries to be let in.

Like Olrox is so catastrophically in love and obviously unable to leave Mizrak's side that when he told Mizrak he's leaving to go back home my sibling and I instantly looked at each other and went "So that's a fucking lie."

FIRST COUPLE KISS INTERRUPTED BY A SUDDEN EPIPHANY RICHTER YOUR LUCK IS ABSOLUTE SHIT

Maria was such an adorable baby holy shit. And her smug little look when she snatched the apple from Richter too. 

Alucard only saying he's been in love "countless times" is a cowardly cop-out of an answer. We could have had a polycule acknowledgment! We could have meant something!

Annette's possession look is an absolute serve but really we should expect nothing else from her. Also love how intricately her religion was depicted even if I had no idea who the three-faced dude was.

Speaking of Erzebet's hair, the fact her final Sekhmet form has like an entire extra bodymass's worth of hair had me giggling. There's so much of it. We've gone past lion's mane and overshot into "electrocuted Persian." She is fluffye.

"Not the first time you've saved my life" ELABORATE ON THAT ALUCARD?!

Tera being shadowed by the entity that the Abbot dealt with in the ending scene hello yes I am Fear. Nice hook for another season, though.

[hollowfyshunsuikubo]

Sins of the Mad

A/N: as promised, the long waited Mayuri fic. It's shorter than the last one, but much more filthy. I might derail from my plan because I have some epic Castlevania ideas (I LOVE Issac ok). Kept this one gn so all of you can enjoy a little slice of Mayuri

Mayuri Kurotsuchi x gn!reader (side of Akon x gn!reader)

Word count: 2.6k

Warnings: Heaping pile of smut, angst (if you can call it that), toxic relationship, babytrapping (kind of)

AU: None

Beta read? No

Such a pretty little thing.

You writhe so prettily beneath him, moaning “It's too much” It will never be too much. Not while he has his hands on your perfect body, his cock bullying your perfect, tight hole. He watches your back arch as you reach your peak again. He listens to your whines, and he acknowledges them.

Understanding, but only for you. Yet he doesn't stop. He slows, letting you pant and recover as he slowly thrusts into you. But when your eyes, glazed with lust, ask him a silent question before you can ever open your mouth, it begins again. After all, the night is young, and he won't stop until you struggle to move.

It's been days, after all, since he's even felt the ghost of your skin on his. He's been so, so busy… it's only natural he makes up for lost time. You're an insatiable thing.

Mayuri recalls the day he first saw you, a clear day, uninteresting. Akon mentioned something about new members of the division, but he ignored it. The lab needed to be tended to, as the rest of the fools couldn't be trusted with his newest experiment-

“L/n, this way. The Captain is fairly busy.” He turns his head at the mention of him, looking to glare at the newest fools who entered his division under false hopes.

Yet, When his gaze lands on you, it's as if he had found something. You were standing nzxt to your friend, who had called you in a whispered hiss as you marveled at the lab around you. Wide-eyed, robes perfect, hair neat… oh, it awakened something in him. Something so internally primal he was disgusted at how he likened you to a gazelle in the sights of a lion. In his minds eye, he could see you stripped down to flesh, marks left by his teeth and nails covering your skin, those pretty eyes welling with tears as he gently laid you down to wreck you for another man.

He turned away and kept walking. There was little time for lust. Especially when there were trials to run, his new experiment to document, his underlings to order, and Nemu to analyze. His daughter was next to Akon, her gaze as dead and analytical as always. He noticed her gaze fall onto you for a moment before drifting to the larger group. He grimaced, knowing he'd have to tweak Nemu’s memory when it came to his preferences. He did always like his tyrsts to be innocent and sweet, preferably virgins. It made seeing their reaction that much sweeter. But they never lasted long. Early mornings were for getting up, and for kicking out the little thing that had graced his spare bedrooms sheets for a few hours.

Once he was satisfied with his plans for the day, he entered the lab. Bothering to think about any of the new members of the division was folly, and a waste of his precious mind.

Truly, he didn't think about you until a month later, when he walked in on you on your knees before Akon.

Akon, his third seat, so missable if not for his semblance of competence. Akon, who had his hakama undone, his cock out, and a hand on the top of your head.

“That's it, doll. Breathe.” Mayuri knew Akon could be kind, but to this extent? Pathetic. The man was being too nice to you. Watching as you shyly took his cock into your mouth.

Mayuri was struck then by a thought that disgusted him.

He was jealous.

He, the most elegant and intelligent mind in the Gotei 13, jealous of a mere third seat. The captain watched intently as you struggled on such a small cock (smaller than Mayuri's, anyway), saliva forming around the corners of your mouth. What idiocy. If it were him. If he were in Akon's place. If it was he you were on your knees for, his cock would already be nestled deep in your pretty little throat. He would fuck your face full of his seed, making sure to paint your mouth white before he had you against the wall, your pretty little hole displayed for him, pulsing and eager for his attentions.

Akon tilted his head back as you began moving your head slowly. What a bore.

Once again, Mayuri turned away, quietly, so as to not disturb the filthy moment you were having. Usually he'd interrupt, make sure Akon knew his place. But it wouldn't hurt to have you with a little experience.

Oh yes. He had his sights set on you then. What a trifling whore, already consuming his patience after seeing you only twice. You must like men in power. Or, at the very least, thirst for cock like a parched man thirsts for water in the emptiness of Heuco Mundo.

The death of him was nigh, but only when he was slamming his cum into you as you screamed. Le petit mort, Oh yes. His little death, buried so sweetly inside you, you'd be able to feel him in your stomach. How much prettier you'd be, displayed in the lab as his more capable assistants took notes, Akon watching from the shadows, as Mayuri bred you into a perfect bitch. How he'd make sure none of them remembered it afterwards- except Akon.

Oh, Akon would remember. That slimy little wicked horned fool, stealing his prey from him. He would learn what it was to covet a sweet thing like you. His gentle gazelle.

The next time was the first time you officially met.

“Captain Kurotsuchi, it's a pleasure to meet you.” Oh, your brilliant smile, so bashful, so unaware he'd already made you a perfect fuck machine to pound your little hole into submission while he watched. He imagined you strapped to a special table, legs spread, eyes rolling, his newest machine wrecking you before his eyes. He would make a feast out of you, making sure to nestle himself deep just when you couldn't take it anymore. He'd be sure to fuck you so full of his seed, a gift not many had the pleasure of receiving, to the point it flowed from you as a water flows from a waterfall. He grinned.

“A pleasure indeed. You are Y/n L/n, correct?” Silky smooth, a glance at you to only lure you in. A nice patch of tall grass where the lion awaits. Akon, who was standing at a computer desk, glanced over.

Mayuri knew it was uncharacteristic of him to recall the name of someone he's never met before. The Captain saw the look of fear flash across Akon's face before the third seat returned to his duty. Bless. Mayuri watched you smile bashfully. How pretty your lips looked. If only he could get the image of them wrapped around Akon's cock out of his mind.

“Yes! That's me. I was hoping to meet you, but we were told not exepxt much.” Your voice, so sweet. How enticing it is. How exciting it was to think about hearing it squeal and moan.

“Ah, come now. I am your Captain. It is my duty to welcome all new members of my division, after all. Consider this a belated, but no less heartfelt, welcoming.”

Heartfelt. He paused in his strokes for a moment, looking down at you. Your chest was heaving, and you weakly opened your eyes. You reached up to place a hand on his cheek, your thumb stroking his cheekbone.

Heartfelt. His heart was in it now, a fools doom. How demeaning and disgraceful it felt, to be at the mercy of his heart. But oh, how he craved you. How he felt the need for your appreciation and yours alone. No more would he entertain some mewling twink or soppy deluded girl, for he had you. He gently turned his head to kiss your palm. He appreciated how you felt the need to comfort him. It seemed even his mind wasn't as disgusted towards what his heart beat for as he thought.

He broke contact with your hand and folded your knees to your chest, driving so deeply into you that it caused you to choke slightly. He resumed his loving abuse of you as he continually recalled the past, turning over every angle with precision and detail as he made rough love to your body in the present.

He recalled the first time he called you into the lab after hours, the two of you alone. Such lies he told then, such things whispered to manipulate you to his side. Thinking about them hurt. He has wounded his poor gazelle, and you would never know. He could only apologize with each slam of his hips, and each soft kiss he laid upon you after the deed was done.

You walked into the lab, adorably sleepy. His first time seeing you like that. He would learn to cherish it, but only in time.

At that moment, he felt a little annoyed. You weren't already waiting for his call? Pathetic. He felt pathetic. Countless late nights bottling his own seed each time he thought of you and brought himself to blissful completion, dying a thousand times to quell his incessant need for your sloppy tongue wrapped around his hard cock. He watched you, and you met his gaze.

“You needed me, Captain?” You asked softly, tiredly. Yes, it was late, wasn't it? Perhaps he should have let you get some sleep. Being up this late may decrease your productivity tomorrow…

“Indeed. Come here, I wish you to see something.” He dismissed the thought as he beckoned you over with a single finger. You obeyed, so obedient to his every whim. Were you the same in bed? He guided your gaze to a screen, where data inputs had been typed.

"See these? These are done poorly. For the trained eye, there is little promise. But promise nonetheless.” He watched your face. Your eyebrows creased for a moment before you found the compliment. So adorably stupid. At least you did good tables. They weren't even that bad. Nearly perfect, but he had to lie. He had to crush you, as a hunter does his prey. How could he not? Your weakest state was vulnerable.

“Ah. Thank you, Captain. I'll do my best to learn the proper way to do it.” Your voice again. Something so sweet, so innocent. Hard to think your syrup tongue ones pleasured Akon. Maybe you'd done so countless times. Maybe you'd even spread your legs for him too, taking away the sweetness that lay between that was only meant for Mayuri. So the Captain laughed.

“Nonsense, you'll learn now. I shall guide you, and you are grateful to learn.” Mayuri felt Ashisogi Jizo quiver from his small chuckle. Then he touched you first the first time, and it felt like he'd finally sunk his teeth into your smooth skin. He guided your hand to the keyboard and forcibly, but gently, made you type up a new table.For the next two hours, he would guide you. And you were grateful. At the end, the night was nearly spent through. Your gaze, still tired, but slightly brighter with adoration, looked at him. So unaware of all the lies he'd told you.

“You're doing it wrong.”

“Such a fool, to know you picked this division instead of the 11th…”

“That was worse.”

“Truly, how do you expect to gain my appreciation or my praise if you do it like that?”

Far, far too many lies. Oh how he craved the taste of your sweat and blood on his tongue. How he craved your form writhing on his marvelous contraption he'd made for you, craved for your form writhing in his sheets. He craved to see the look on Akons face as Mayuri was balls deep inside of you, pumping your hole with a generous amount of his seed.

“Thank you, sir. I am extremely grateful.” Your reply warmed his loins further. One day, he'd do it all. When his lips parted in a smile, he could tell he'd done well with the nights efforts.

“Of course you are. You need me, after all. I am your Captain, equal only to a God. You crave what I can give you.”

Your screaming in the present jolted him back to reality. He watched your hands grip the sheets as an orgasm washed over you. He felt his own approach at how tightly you clamped down on his cock. So beautiful. So primal. He was no God. He was above that. Yet none of it mattered when you were with him. His beloved. His own gorgeous thing, the only one he lets distract him from his work. The one who he lets sleep in his lap, the one he goes on walks with when he has the time. The one he loves and adores and will never let go of. The one he fancies as the other parent of Nemu, despite her having none of your DNA. Mayuri can change that. He will change that, in fact. Nemu could do with a little of your moodiness, your ability to switch from one emotion to the other. It would be better for her combat abilities, distractions and all.

There's no other reason for him to include your precious DNA into his star experiment, after all.

Except for the love he has for you.

The man grunts as he feels his balls tighten. He squeezes your thighs as he looks down at you, his golden eyes flashing in the dim light.

“Take it all and be grateful, my little cumslut.”

His voice is raspy, more desperate than normal, and incredibly strained. Your moan in response, the closest thing you can get to a yes, sir, is what sends him over the edge.

“You need me, after all.”

His first manipulation, of countless to come before he made you his, and he filled you with his seed.

He sloppily thrust into you a few more times before stopping, panting. He watched you, just watched you, as he let go of your thighs. You lowered them, your body shaking slightly. He saw the tear tracks running down your face, the saliva gathered at the corners of your mouth, and the way your lips were slightly swollen.

And yet you looked at him with such love, he was struck with a guilt that could only be born from live. Keeping his dick buried inside you, he leaned down, pressing his chest to yous, and met your lips in a kiss. He could only apologise like this. If he ever told you, you'd leave him. Mayuri couldn't have that. If you left him, he'd depend into madness fully. The loss of a ships anchor left it adrift. The loss of a lions mate sends him into a rage.

Your lips parted, his gaze boring into yours with the fury of a thousand tiny sun's over the savanna.

“You're mine. Mine alone. Understand?” Ragged and soft, that was how you left him. Heartfelt with each word, his and his alone. In this moment, there was no past with Akon, no past with his own ex-lovers, just the two of you, sweating and barely able to move, in the present.

“Yes. Yours.” Oh, your sweet, broken whisper. Your shaky hands as they cupped his face. The gentle kiss you pressed to his forehead.

He would leave you like this so you would stay. Reeling you in on a line so tight that would kill both of you if you chose to leave. His pride was staked on your love, just as much as it was staked on his unrivaled intelligence.

How he loved you, despite the guilt wrecking his unwavering heart. Silence was a virtue, and he would always be silent when it came to what he did to have you beside him.

[castlephantom]

Acording to Castlevania Wiki, there are many women that Simon had romantic relationship (from non-canon timeline) and these women are:

•Mina (The Devil Castle Dracula: The Battle of Old Castle) - She was portrayed by a modern day actress in this Japanese novel.

•Selena (Haunted Castle) - She was kidnapped by Dracula on their wedding day.

•Princess Lana (Captain N: The Game Master) - Simon Belmont was attracted to her in this 80's cartoon, though perhaps not as much as he was to himself.

•Linda Entwhistle (Worlds of Power 4 - Castlevania II: Simon's Quest) - According to this unlicensed children's novel, she was the girlfriend of Simon.

•Selena Belmont (The Art of Castlevania: Lords of Shadow) - Apparently named for her Haunted Castle counterpart, she was the wife of Simon in the alternate Lords of Shadow Timeline.

[queenendless]

👻🦇🎃 Spooky Lovin' (Various JJK ft Adult!SatoSugu x Adult!Female!Reader) 🎃🦇👻

A/N: Just my headcannon on an imagined scenario with the JJK cast celebrating Halloween together and they're all A-OK and happy and 😭🤧❤️‍🩹 There are ships/pairings in this here and there plus the costumes I thought of for them all that took forever to think of! Spooky romantic fluff. Cause writing that vampire AU 18+ piece is ... hard.

Pairings: Yuji x Megumi, Nobara x Maki, Yuta x Rika with hints of Yuta x Toge, Kokichi x Miwa, Shoko x Utahime, Nanami x Haibara, Mai x Momo, Yuki x Choso, and Satoru x Suguru x Fem!Reader at the end.

All credit for JJK cast goes to Gege.

* Please DON'T plagarize, translate, or repost my FANFIC content. Reblog, like, and follow instead.

I hope you enjoy. And —

HAPPY HALLOWEEN~!

THE CAST'S HALLOWEEN ATTIRE!

🎃Yuji in a tiger onsie and his usual sneakers with black face paint on for the whiskers and the nose.

🎃Megumi as wolf boi with just a wolf ears headband on … he was willing to put those on for his Yuji bae and that's all you're getting.

🎃Nobara as OUAT Aurora with a sword because she is a cute badass.

🎃Maki as OUAT Mulan because I like her warrior armored suit. Blame the fanarts I've seen.

*Plus seeing fanart of those OUAT girls together made something click.

🎃Toge as the Mummy. Better that than automatically putting him in a sushi roll suit.

🎃Panda as Frankenstein's Monster. In the torn up black Frankenstein jacket, stitches painted on, Frankenstein bowler head wig, and bolts in the neck. It was either this or Killer bear.

🎃Yaga as Dr Frankenstein. Labcoat, gloves but with his shades still on. Makes perfect sense.

🎃Yuta as Bendy the Dancing Demon.

🎃Rika as Alice Angel

*They both start off cute then become quite terrifying but in the best way.

🎃Kokichi as Victor from The Corpse Bride.

🎃Miwa as Emily THE Corpse Bride.

🎃Nanami as Captain America cause I got the idea from @TimieTate on twitter. But he keeps said cap off. He'll keep the shield just to see the fanboy within faces Yu, Yuji and Ino come to life.

🎃Yu Haibara as Iron Man cause I like Stony and it all fits now. Also he used face paint to add in the beard goatee combo.

🎃Ino as a zombie with the usual horror makeup with green skin, bloody cuts, and he's a cutie wanting brains~

🎃Shoko as Sally

🎃Utahime as Genderbent Jack Skellington with a Zero plushie.

🎃Momo as Sabrina the Teenage Witch. Just the poofy velvety black dress, witch's hat, It was the broom's fault.

🎃Mai as Salem Saberhagen/Cat. It's just in a velour jumpsuit with an attached tail, layered choker necklace, cat ear headband, and ankle boots.

🎃Todo as a crossdressed Takada … cause why not.

🎃Choso as Netflix's Castlevania Dracula, with his hair loose to match. Also because of the whole blood thing.

🎃Yuki as Lisa Tepes also from Netflix's Castlevania cause they're both independent and stubborn and it just made sense to have them pair up.

🎃Riko as Wednesday Adams

🎃Kuroi as Morticia Adams

🎃Toji and Shiu as Sam and Dean Winchester. Just wearing leather jackets, rustic shirts, torn jeans and boots for the rugged look. Doesn't matter who's dressed as who. They can both make either roles work.

🎃Noritoshi Kamo as Hellsing's Alucard

🎃Junpei as Ash Williams. OG Classic. With detachable chainsaw toy hand.

🎃Nanako as Mitsuri Kanroji

🎃Mimiko as Nezuko

🎃Tsumiki as Shinobu

*They all got the wigs and custom made toy Nichirin swords. Also because Tsumiki and Shinobu share the same seiyuu. It was either her or Yor from SPY X FAMILY. Lord knows Gojo, Geto and Megumi would never want to see this girl in that kinda getup; overprotective they are.

🎃Mei as Disney OG Ursula. They both have white hair and do business with high rewarding profits. I had trouble figuring out a costume for Mei, okay!?

🎃Ui as a Flotsam Jetsam Mashup. Devoted brother/minion, so be it.

🎃Kusakabe as a Scarecrow. Apparently he's a fearful man that is courageous when it counts. It all fits.

🎃Akari Nitta as OG Disney Cinderella. Cause why not? It's cute!

🎃Ijichi as Zorro. Be a brave badass, my man!

*Those two are doing a callback to A Cinderella Story; the OG one, where Sam is Cindy and Carter is Zorro. Ergo, neither pair are couples.

🎃Arata Nitta as just a bedsheet ghost. He's timid as hell according to his wiki so there.

🎃Satoru as Wassup Ghostface

🎃Suguru as Viper Ghostface

🎃You as OG Ghostface

*Cause I gotta put my favorite horror character of all time in this and seeing fanart of them as Ghostface is a big turn on~! Plus Gojo gives Wassup vibes. And Viper looked so cool for Geto. And yes you be representing the OG!

🎃👻🦇 🎃 👻🦇🎃 👻🦇🎃👻🦇🎃👻🦇🎃

Fall has come.

Warm colored leaves whisking in the cold blowing winds.

And so much rambunctious chatter teemed the atmosphere.

The annual Halloween carnival fair has arrived.

"Fushiguro! Let's go on that ride next!" Yuji cheered enthusiastically as the pair rode the flaming pumpkin head shaped go bumper car.

"Fine fine! Just keep your eyes on the – ACK!" Megumi grabbed those mochi cheeks of Yuji's to make him face forward, both jerking forward as they got slammed in up front by another go cart.

"Itadori-kun! Eyes on the road!" Junpei laughed.

"You two can get it on later, ya know~" Ino teased, grinning, innuendo jokes going hard.

"Ino-san, please don't egg him on." Megumi grumbled, bashfully avoiding eye contact.

"If he wants to, sure." Yuji made it all seem so simple.

"WHAT!?" All three exclaimed in shock, startling the other drivers and passerby, earning him a hard yank on his tiger hood.

Mingling outside a food booth

"Mmm, umai~!" Nobara's eyes lit up with actual stars in them as she eyed her crepe with bat and spider sprinkles paired with chocolate sauce. "Delicious and Insta-worthy~! Maki-san, what do you think?"

She smacked her lips in afterthought, eyeing the"With the black and orange dyed cone, matching sherbert ice cream gave off that spooky pizzazz to put one in the festive mood "Not bad. Too much though."

"Hmm … then finding the best cammable sweets for Maki-san is our goal for this all Hallows Night!"

"Don't go overboard, baka." Maki bopped her on her crowned head, endearingly smiling. "Cause we're burning all this sugar in our workout tomorrow."

Nobara saluted. "Yes ma'am!"

From down the road, sitting at a mini table set up outside another food both, Mai scoffs at the sight. "Maki, what do you see in that girl?"

Giving heated glares to some passerby that were giving cat calls to Mai, Momo "Your envy is warranted but not tonight. Now have a spooky berry." Momo plopped a bloody frosted one from her decorated strawberry coffin into her partner's mouth.

"Out of all the people, she chose to date … her." Mai muffled through her full mouth.

"I heard that, you know." The Kyoto pair looked up to see Mai's twin and her bae standing there; Maki a bit facially irked whereas –

"We BOTH heard!" Nobara's seething face was too close for Mai's comfort; Maki restraining her from going feral, though Mai looked undisturbed.

Oh? I didn't see you there." Mai's false smile had Nobara shooting steam out of her nostrils.

"She means well." Momo; understanding Mai's protectiveness over her twin, just sat there and ate those berries away.

The baseball struck gold as the bottle tower collapsed with ease.

"Alright Nanami-san! Perfect aim as always!" Haibara cheered, clapping before pointing at the prize he wanted hanging above their heads. "How many prize booths does that make now?" Haibara beamed, arms full of stuffed toy prizes.

"This would be the fifth one. I believe we've reached a moderate amount at this point." Nanami stated, adjusting the strap keeping the star spangled shield on his back, as they walked off with their reward.

"Yeah. This is more than enough for my sister. Thank you. So here." Picking up his latest prize, he handed the Iron Man chibi doll to his beau. "As a token to remember this night."

Nanami was so taken back by the gesture. "Then you keeping this one would even things up." He plopped that Cap chibi plush right on Haibara's face.

Haibara nuzzled the Cap plush with his cheek. "I'll follow you to the ends of the Earth … Kento."

God, Nanami's heart was getting ready to burst right outta him! "Yu …" Looking straight ahead, he shyly blushed as he kept a hand on Yu's back just in case. "I'll never forget."

On a park bench, viewing the fair from across the way, the two ruggedly dressed drinking buddies were hogging the bench.

"You know spying is a bad look for you, Zen'in."

"Shut it. It's Fushiguro now, remember?" And yet, propped against the back of the bench, Toji kept glancing at his wolf eared teen son walking with his fellow sorcerer buddies through the festive grounds evidently content regardless if he was smiling or not.

"Just go say to your kids already, you big old wuss."

Downing some booze, Toji sighed. "Nah. It's better this way. Besides, his two new papas would kill me in cold blood if I got even close."

"You're actually pissed you didn't get invited to their group gathering." Shiu drolled, getting bonked in the back of the head by Toji's half empty bottle.

"Still though, nothing like a drink and a smoke outside to spend the night away." Shiu mused, smoke slipping through his lips.

Toji's semi bored eyes suddenly became focused as they trained on a former target that now alluded to his sights after slipping inside one of the many houses of horrors littered around the fair grounds.

Holding hands tightly, Riko and Kuroi jolted and squeaked among the many other costumed attendees from every jump scare triggered by the gory horrifying figures coming every which way.

"Riko-sama, it's okay if you don't want to keep going."

"No! I can be brave through this! Just to rub it in those two's smug ass faces! I can do this – mmph!" She bumped into someone's back amiss her self encouragement. Looking up into the blackest eyes of Count Choso who bluntly uttered.

"Boo."

Riko's terrified screams didn't startle Choso in the slightest as she flailed, losing balance, and falling into Kuroi's arms.

"Sorry about him, Amanai-chan. Just trying to get him in the spooky spirit is all." Yuki's head popped out from behind him, apologetically smiling.

"An incarnated object … in the flesh!" She was as terrified as she was astounded at being in his presence, especially when he punched a screeching animatronic that got too close for comfort.

"Another former Star Plasma Vessel." Choso pointed out dryly.

"I chose my own path going forward of my own free will, same as you. No need to be so blunt about it." Riko stuck her tongue out at the somewhat irked hybrid man.

"Riko-sama, let's get going. We're holding up the others behind us." Kuroi cautioned.

"Yes yes, we're wasting precious time here! The night is still young after all!~!" Not wanting to get kicked out and sued by those running the house, Yuki dragged those three out to the exit, barreling through puzzled exclaiming normies.

In a mock up Haunted Mansion ride, Kokichi stayed stiff but flustered as Miwa held his hand, hugged his arm, and cuddled up next to him in their automatic carriage seat for two.

"Are you enjoying yourself?" She curiously wanted to know.

He nods, fidgeting a bit. "And you?"

"Yes … I'm with you, after all." Miwa's genuine smile spoke volumes to how true she meant it.

"Good." He kissed her cheek all feather-like, earning a glow from her face before she peppered his face all with lipstick kisses, to his dopey smiling face.

"Oh my precious students!" That alerted the two as they spotted their sensei tearing up, to which her date used her Zero plush to pat away those tears.

"Just ignore us. We'll keep mingling with our brethren, that's all." Shoko waved to them, lounging in the fake graveyard setting.

"Not if we get kicked out over it!" Utahime panicked.

"Eh, no big deal." Shoko's usual apathetic shrug.

"You promised me you wouldn't act like THOSE TWO – MMPH!" Utahime got shushed by a smooch. Zero's nose lit up red, smooshed in between them, pouting as they parted. "You don't play fair."

Shoko rubbed her nose against Utahime's, mixing her faded blue powder with her white face powder, smiling proudly. "You make it too easy."

Outside, in a corn maze, Toge was looking ahead over the tops, carried on Panda's shoulders,

"Tsuna Tsuna."

"Go right?"

"Shake."

"Got it. Oh, Yuta, why must you leave us in your wake!? We barely see him anymore! Now he left us behind in this maze!" Panda dramatically tearfully shouted to the heavens.

"Mentaiko."

Turning this and that way, they finally found Yuta. On the hay covered ground. With Rika laying atop him.

"T–Toge! Panda! Uh … I can explain everything! I – It was just a slip –!" Yuta sweated bullets.

"He still cushioned my fall. You're always looking out for me, Yuta, my love~!" Rika gushed.

While he remained calm on the surface; that and his mouth was covered in wraps, Toge was irked at seeing his close friend being smothered by his lifelong love.

"If you two wanted to be alone, all you had to do was say so." Panda suggestively said.

"Uh, that's not – AH!" Getting pulled up to their feet, Yuta blushed at how intense Inumaki's gaze held him with such devotion. Ruffling his hair, Toge was now turning red from what those wraps didn't hide, Yuta laughed a bit at the cute sight, before Panda bear hugged them all. "I – I missed you all too!"

Leaning against the fenced borders of the exit, Kusakabe-sensei stood beside his fellow Scarecrow; a display maybe but still, staying steer clear of any unwarranted hassle.

"Kids … naively enjoying normalcy despite our true reality. As long as I don't get screwed over in the long run, I'm –!"

A clown faced balloon got thrusted in his face.

"Take one. Enjoy yourself. I mean it."

Principal Yaga, handing out spooky themed balloons to adorably costumed kids passing by with their parents, still noticed the somber fear in his eyes. Speaking of kids –

"Come on, uncle! Mom is waiting for us!"

Yaga smiled at seeing Atsuya being dragged off by his Batman dressed nephew, willing to let his guard down for the little guy, a bat shaped balloon in his small gloved hand.

Mei cackling as money rained the sky. "Thinking you can trick me out of my wits," Men with wounded pride crumbled around her. "Only to be treated to my heart's content." They should never have bet straight outta their wallets. "Now that's what I call the best treat ever~!" She was that good at the shooting ranges. And darts. And slamming the hammer to ring the bell.

"Nee-sama, on top, as always~! Perfection~!" Ui applauded in his own odd unsettling way that only his elder sister enjoyed as she laughed madly.

Noritoshi hoped Miwa and the girls' choice of costume for him wouldn't make him feel so … out of his comfort zone. And yet, the various fangirls that adored the character he portrayed had them taking him up on both sides, hugging him arms and giggling nonstop at how fine he looked. Guess letting his hair down and loose made the look really sell. Still …

"I cannot tell if this is better than dealing with curses … or worse."

Getting dragged off to God knows where, an overwhelmed Noritoshi passed the masked Ijichi-san who was mesmerized by Nitta-san as the princess she is inside and out, twirling on the bridge. "I'll make sure not to lose my glass slipper~!" She cheekily jokes.

"I'd gladly carry you should you ever lose them." Ijicji bravely offered.

"Oh thank you Ichiji-san, but I'll manage. Right, Anata?"

All she got from the tarp draped ghost of her teen brother was jerky nodding and an "Eep!"

"He's really shy. But that makes him that much more precious to me~!" She hugged her startled embarrassed tarp brother.

It brought tears to Ichiji's eyes, sniffling. "Ah sibling love … so pure!"

And for Todo. Yeah, a Takada-chan Halloween themed concert was happening nearby. And yes he got tickets to see her. Cross dressed as his #1. The man will wear it with the utmost unbridled pride and joy for his Takada-Chan. And he'd lose it seeing her dressed as the best half angel half devil in history. "Pure and forbidden to all … the perfect balance … that's my Takada-chan~" He'd be on Cloud 9 yall!

SNAP!

"Ooh, another one!" Nanko cheered.

FLASH.

"New pose time." Mimiko softly suggested.

CLICK!

"Okay, one more!" Tsumiki added.

Posing and taking photos with cosplayers of their fave online idols in their demon slayer outfits was too much fun for all those involved.

"PHOTO BOMB!"

A Wassup Ghostface popped up above Nanako's head. Followed by a Viper one appearing between Mimiko and Tsumiki's faces. Startling away their cosplaying acquaintances.

"Our own papas giving us heart attacks, unbelievable!" Nanako complained.

"It was a good scare, though." Mimiko clapped a bit.

"It made my heart jolt right out of my chest!" Tsumiki exclaimed.

"Huh? Where's Mama, though?" Nanako asked.

"She's missing." Mimiko noted.

"I thought you three would all arrive together." Tsumiki reminded them.

Gojo pulled up his mask to beam at them. "Not to worry, girls. The Mrs is fine. Quite fine, actually~" Gojo's purring tone at how fine you looked in your costume did not go unnoticed as the girls mock gagging into their hands.

Geto also pulled his mask up to peck their foreheads. "You girls keep having fun…not too much, though." Geto wanted the best for his girls too, but not around unsavory company.

"Yes, Geto-sama." The twins kissed his cheeks before dragging Tsumiki off to rendezvous with Megumi's group.

The big question.

Where are you in all this?

Photographing the moments, of course.

Entrapping these precious once in a lifetime memories.

Looking over them all from afar, your tender smile gave way to a wave of attachment as tears pricked your vision behind that mask.

This fragile tender peace amiss this cursed world was what you sought-after.

Swaying from the overflow of sentiment, empathy and affection you felt for this found family had you shaking in your actual costumed boots.

"Tell me …" You felt his cursed energy appear immediately, hovering right behind you. "What's your favorite scary movie?"

You felt giddy, butterflies flocking your nerves, smiling nervously underneath your mask. "This one." You pointed at yourself. "Duh." You giggled as he glomped you from behind, lifting your mask off to see your red cheeked beauty. "Lord forbid I wanna remember this night, digitally and soulfully. Doing group hangouts takes lots of planning, coordination and effort – AAH~!"

You squealed as Satoru lifted you up bridal style, spinning you around, marveling at your form highlighted by the moon while the fair lights made your e/c eyes sparkle like the universe laid in your gaze. Matching his Six Eyes perfectly, hypnotized by them as ever, as he kissed you openly.

"Heaven sent … you truly are." Tuffs of his snony bangs tickled your forehead and nose as his face beamed with pride and joy, unbridled love stretched from both ends of his wide smile, all for you.

"An angel for our depraved souls," Feeling those giant clothes hands cup your cheeks from behind, your toothy smile looked up to see Suguru sharing the same twitterpated expression.

"Ghosts having guardian angels … huh. Who'd have thought?" Your attempt at joking only made them give loud, slobbering, open mouthed smooches all over your face as you became a flailing giggling mess.

"Selfie time~!" Satoru chirped as he took tons of them with his phone, lots of laughs and kisses exchanged amongst the many goofy, creepy, and ecstatic faces you three made.

When midnight would soon be upon you all.

"Looks like we're right on schedule." Suguru mused as you three saw everyone that you personally invited eventually convening where the end of the fair grounds and the park meet, fairy lights hanging among, between, and around the tall hanging trees, various spooky tune favorites playing in the background to set the mood.

"Precisely." You threw the heavy ginormous bag you brought with you.

You popped it with the signature cursed energized finger gun.

It rained candy for all assembled.

While some – Yuji, Panda, Toge, Yuta, Rika, Junpei, Ino, Nobara, Miwa, Riko, Yu, Todo cause his lovely Takada-chan's concert had ended early, Nanako, Mimiko, Tsumiki, Satoru who yes scrambled over to get some too – clamored for every piece they could get their hands on.

Others – the adults at least – had restraint or not much interest.

As the fireworks went off to signal the end of the night, so much lively chatter bounced off everyone in animated mayhem, and you could only stand there and watch in amusement, content, and peace.

You wanted to freeze this moment. As well as many others. From back then to going forward.

This world – this reality – was something else.

You found more meaning, a sense of belonging, and heart in being here.

You would shape, bend and change it all to make it the kind of world you wanted it to be.

One where you could protect the smiles of those you feel attached to. Keeping this little slice of semi-normalcy intact, this somewhat safe haven of a life.

And should any curses wreak havoc upon the city – they will be most active on this night after all – this league of sorcerers would exorcise the hell outta them.

Sitting down on the grassy grounds, you were lost in the glowing sight that you got startled as Suguru slung an arm around your shoulders, nuzzling your humming self with his own.

"Truly a memorable night. Well done, love~"

You two jumped as Satoru collapsed before you two, candy stains smearing his lips, but smiling too much to care. "Best Halloween thus far! But next year we gotta top it! We should throw a bash! At our place!" Satoru's eyes were crazed and high at that point.

"Satoru, no more sugar for you tonight." Suguru lightly scolded.

"But Suguru, I feel so good right now~!" You and Sugu sucked the sweetness right off Toru's lips. "Like that but more~! Please love~?" Those puppy dog eyes and pouty lips have you kissing his lips. "Thanks you two~"

Helping Satoru sit up enough to rest on his elbows, you three spent the moment relishing the youthful scenery. Satoru's head rested on your left shoulder, Suguru's head rested on your right shoulder, and you hummed at how warm and cozy and right it all felt.

Calling out to everyone assembled to do at least one group cheer before the clock struck twelve.

Finishing the night off with one last –

"HAPPY HALLOWEEN!"

[badass-queer-couples-battle]

Sword gays showdown, round 3 of bracket one

Propaganda:

For Alucard:

He has a sword that he can command to fly around. He's bisexual. He's depressed. He's both the direct opposite of his father and too much like him. He's part of the most disastrous polycule to ever exist. He's a jerk. I love him, he's very important to me.

Symphony of the Night has too much of a cultural impact to not have him be included here. He’s an aroace icon with a huge sword collection (he’s bisexual in the animated series). He has a flying sword familiar and a sword he can hold in his hands. Loves taking naps.

For Zoro:

Literally training to be the greatest swordsman in the world. Has a special three swords technique (one blade in each hand plus one with the handle held in his teeth). I haven't read the manga or watched the anime but the live action adaptation gives me extremely gay vibes and based on the fandom things I've seen I'm not the only one

bro uses three swords. has one in his mouth. dont ask how the HELL he manages that. one day he will be the worlds greatest swordsman....after he beats the current greatest for both the titles of greatest swordsman and fruitiest swordsman. he's dramatic as FUUUCK like bro what the hell. has homoerotic fights with the local twink like everyday. directionally challenged, can and will get lost in a paper bag, doesnt know left from right...he probably cant read, too. hes too silly ngl

First of all, im in like episode 250 and so far he hasnt been shown attracted to any woman at all during the whole show so far, not even when one changed clothes in the same room as him and this is anime so you know there were other characters with bloody noses and shit. With that out of the way he wields three swords at once [two in his hands, one is his goddamn mouth dude. Its cool af trust me.] When he was little he made a promise to his best friend that he'd be the best swordsman in the world. Later she died in a tragic accident and left her sword which he still uses today. He also carries a cursed sword but he overpowers the curse with a combination of skill and sheer luck. He got stuck in a chimney. While his crewmates sail their ship he takes naps. He learned how to cut through metal by fighting a guy who could turn his body into metal blades. That's metal. He refuses to fight this liberal marine officer because she looks like his childhood best friend and its just understandably really awkward for him. He's autistic. He's a he/him bisexual lesbian. He's a gay man. He's ace/aro. He's whatever you want him to be babey!!

he has 3 swords, wields one in his mouth sometimes, his dream is to be the greatest swordsman in the world

three swords and big aroace-spec gay vibes

He not only has a sword he has *three* swords. He's absolutely gay there's no way to see this man as straight. Also one time he licked his sword for no reason and that was really funny to me so I had to mention it

Look, this man thinks about three things: Swords, His Captain, and Booze. He’s on a quest to be the worlds greatest swordsman. The Live action has a scene where he declares his undying, unwavering loyalty to his captain WHILE reaffirming his promise to be the worlds greatest swordsman. At this point His dream and his Captain are so intertwined it’s crazy. Man is so sword-y he’s got three of them. When one of his swords broke he carried its empty scabbard until he was able to give it a SWORD FUNERAL. He hears a sword is cursed and takes that as a challenge. He will literally tell his swords off for “bad behavior” when they “act up” due to being straight up cursed. He tests one by throwing it in the air and sticking his arm out to see if it is so blood thirsty and ill tempered that it will cut him. Even though he’s literally the first mate if you ask him what his role is he’s going to answer Swordsman.

He's dedicated his life to two things: becoming the greatest swordsman in the world and his captain, Luffy. 

He mastered the three sword style. Its his style. It would've been more swords but he could only fit one sword in each hand and one in his mouth. He wants to be the world's greatest swordsman, a deal he made with his childhood best frenemy (before she died falling down the stairs). He thought he was All That at the start and was almost completely decimated by the actual Worlds Greatest Swordsman. Now, after two years forced training with that guy, he's probably in the top tier no-doubt, and honestly could already be the best but we just don't know for sure yet. Also, did I mention: he's got the whole demon/devil imagery going on at times. And he has absolutely no sense of direction! plus is a total softie when it comes to Chopper and all the children who somehow gravitate towards him. And he loves naps!

One of the guy's main goals in life is to be the best sword fighter and he fights with three swords which I think is telling enough of his skill.

[emblemxeno]

I made a bigger version of what I'd like in a Smash 6 roster this time because in retrospect I think Ultimate made enough money to have more people on a hypothetical dev team, so in theory they'd keep more.

Newcomers (15) : Dixie Kong, Tetra, Midna, Ghirahim, Raven Beak, Sylux, Octoling, Alear, Bandana Dee, new Pokemon, Rex, Mio, Elma, Alucard, Chun-Li, Shadow

For echoes, I'd just put them back as regular character alts, though that may cause issues with Lucina and Ken players, so idk about those two specifically. Regardless, Dark Pit fits fine, and Alph I guess works too, though idk how Pikmin fans feel about his inclusion. I'm also iffy on Dark Samus just because, though I haven't played Metroid Prime myself, I know how different she is from Samus so ehhh.

In terms of new alt characters I'd like to see: Blood Falcon for Captain Falcon (not just a color scheme, with his evil mannerisms and personality too), Medusa for Palutena (this is bias for me personally, I want more evil women), Liquid Snake for Snake (if only so I can hear Cam Clarke ham it up in Smash), and maybe Jeanne for Bayonetta (I'm not studied up on Bayonetta lore so idk if they have similar enough abilities or not).

This is also totally recent Castlevania bias speaking here, but alongside Richter, I'd like to see other Belmonts/whip users also be alts for Simon. Maybe a Hero situation, where there's four characters with two colors each? In that case, maybe Simon, Richter, Trevor and either Julius Belmont or Jonathan Morris?

I was also debating having Soma be an alt for Alucard, mainly because they can both assume bat form and can function in a magic meter for gameplay, but they both have very unique abilities from each other too so I don't know if that would bode well with fans.

Finally, I don't advocate FR Shulk and Rex to be the default, but to be alts themselves. I used their FR forms to serve as basis for model/height differences and moveset stuff. Ideally, I'd want FC Shulk and Young Growth Spurt Rex from the infamous picture to be the default appearances.

Anyway, the following are what I think should be changed in terms of movesets. Characters with a question mark are ones I'm less sure of in terms of how they should change, if at all, so I'm willing to defer on them being in a different bracket.

Just Fine: Link?, Captain Falcon, Corrin, Meta Knight?, Fox, Wolf, Incineroar

EDIT: Corrin is really meant to represent 3DS FE as a whole, really he could be swapped with Robin and I'd have no issue

Adjustments Please: Samus, Pit, Villager?, Olimar (top priority), Inkling?, Marth, Ike, King Dedede, Shulk, Simon, Snake?, Mega Man, Bayonetta?

New Moves with Familiar Core: Mario, Luigi, Peach, Rosalina?, Bowser, Donkey Kong, Diddy Kong?, Ness, Yoshi, Wario?, Ridley?, Palutena, Kirby, Pikachu?, Mewtwo?, Lucario, Greninja?, Ryu?, Sonic (top priority)

Overhaul: Daisy, Zelda (not chibi Zelda though, something like the Links Awakening Switch cutscene artstyle), Ganondorf

As always, please point and laugh

[chaotic-zora]

Before Silvyr was a diplomat, they were a Captain. Formidable on the battle field, their presence was well known by others, the signs of their approach impossible to ignore.

First, a subtle chill would settle in the air, washing over ones scales like a cool breeze. Then, as the temperature continued to drop, the bite of ice would fill your lungs, frost chasing your breath.

It felt as though winter had suddenly fallen.

More below about Silvyr's ice magic (OC info here), as well as the screen shot this screen shot redraw is based from!

Silvyr's ice magic is inspired by the character Sypha, from Castlevania. How they weild it in fights is similar to her, consisting of ice spears, thin discs that can slice, barriers, large clusters of spikes, and powerful bursts of freezing capabilities.

Though they do not require water nearby to use ice magic (they can condense moisture from the air), nearby small or large bodies of water allow them to perform bigger and more powerful attacks.

Notably, Silvyr does not weild iron weapons. If combat calls for it, they may create an elongated ice axe to fight with, but they prefer to keep some distance between them and their opponent(s).

One of the unfortunate facts associated with Silvyr's ice magic is the life span sacrifice they made to gain a permanent ability boost. Due to this, along with the determental effects caused by amplified ice magic, it is estimated Silvyr only has 100 years left to live.

Below are some gifs of Sypha, to showcase how Silvyr would similarly use their ice magic in battle! + The screenshot!

[mewkwota]

Kid Ica- sorry, Pit.

Oh neat. Finally we end this long session with this sweet boy. :>

Send Me a Character

And I will tell you my:

First impression I am one of the millions of people who only knew Pit from Smash. When Brawl's reveal trailer showed its face on Youtube, I recognized every single character. Every single one. Including Snake, especially Snake. But when I saw this kid I thought he was Roy for a second because of the sunset lighting on the Halberd. It took me a couple of seconds to register the name that popped up as someone I briefly saw in Melee. I think Mr. Sakurai knew what he was doing here.

Pit is, like, one of my most favorite characters. His design and character hit about all the right spots for me on my mental checklist. I had a huge thing for angels has a cringy tween, plus he had brown hair in this look which I preferred more, and the outfit certainly does say "this one can kick butt". Also ooh that weapon, how versatile!

But yeah, it was bad. I had an OC who I paired with Pit. And also who wouldn't wanna try on that look (I never did, but the wings would do, and the many times I'd spin sticks like he did his bow, bwaghh).

Even with all that, there was so little to him. I'd scrape around the Internet looking for whatever I could about the kid. And that's where I learned what Captain N was. So you can thank/blame Pit for getting me into Castlevania and (even more into Classic) Mega Man.

With whatever I could gather, along with Uprising's release, I had a reasonable idea as to who Pit was. He's cheery, adorable, and selfless. And I feel some of the other layers to his character that I've picked up also stem from his background as an overlooked retro character. I've discussed this aspect in a comic between him and Sora's addition to Smash. I can tell Mr. Sakurai wanted to give Pit something he didn't quite have, and I chose to translate this as the kiddo having quite the journey in making himself known. Very little by little, until that point in Smash where we know him now.

I'm not surprised if people also saw this like an "ugly swan" path.

Impression now I may be focusing more on his friends now, but Pit holds a very-very special place in my heart. Especially now that Uprising is a thing, and I have actually grown a li~ttle sour towards it.

I know some of the humor in that game can be itty witty silly banter, but sometimes the jokes at Pit's expense can get a little, uhh, old. I get it, he's a brainless chicken who only thinks about food whatever.

It isn't like he can't be a competent character and still be silly, but sometimes the general fanbase can conflate one side. A lot. Because it's funny, sure I understand. Even I like to give Pit his silly moments, but I'd hope it's seen as him being allowed to let loose with his friends, who don't see him as someone lesser-- despite being very prolific representatives in their homelands.

This part of Pit is such an interesting thing to explore. Pit is the captain of a goddess' army. I don't think it matters the size of the army themselves, as everything is dependent on the decisions of their leader. And he's quite skilled with a variety of weapons now that Uprising has implemented that to his person.

There are so many impressive little things that Pit can call his own, but then why would he still feel inferior. Maybe it's because that's how he grew up. I can see it in the context of his place as a random retro character, but also as "that tiny angel who can't fly". (And maybe also the near-constant belittling he gets from the ones above). So as much as he's shown to be so positive, there are definitely moments where those weaknesses are seen or implied.

Long story short, it's the little things here-n-there that I like about him. It also makes for interesting prompts to write about.

Favorite moment Am I able to pick one? Uhh, Pit randomly singing at the start of that one chapter is always gonna be cute. He does a lot of cute things. ^^;

Idea for a story Something about Pit and Rock's relationship in Captain N clicks with me. On the outside it doesn't seem like much aside from "the two little kids hanging around each other", but perhaps that's just me picking at the words they say while mixing in the biases I already have. As a result, I see it that Rock follows after Pit in everything, but Pit also views Rock highly. They both found something in each other.

See this super ancient comic about it here.

One comic I had simmering for decades was looking at the between the two's connection after the events of Captain N and reuniting in Smash 4. It would have been in Pit's perspective and done through several letters-- that he needed help writing.

Unpopular opinion I don't know what is unpopular.

I'm not a part of the KI fandom. I am a part of the Pit fandom, wah.

Favorite relationship *Shoves Captain N in your face once again*

Favorite headcanon Pit is concerningly humble. He has a lot of little talents up his sleeve, a lot of which were picked up with the various part-time things he'd volunteer to do, but he doesn't really make a big deal of them. Some were simply picked up from the duties he was expected to do, or of course, they're just things he can do (so why is that really important).

[theguywithaplan]

List of Video Games Turning 10 Years Old in 2024

Alien: Isolation

Assassin's Creed: Rogue (the one where you play as an Assassin turned Templar.)

Assassin's Creed: Unity (the one set during the French Revolution.)

Atelier Escha & Logy: Alchemists of the Dusk Sky

Azure Striker Gunvolt

The Banner Saga

Bayonetta 2

The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth

BioShock Infinite: Burial at Sea (the DLC where you go back to Rapture)

A Bird Story (a sort of spin-off of "To the Moon")

BlazBlue: Chrono Phantasma

Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel! (is this a sequel to 1 or a prequel to 1? I forgor)

Bravely Default (in North America)

Broken Sword 5: The Serpent's Curse

Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare (the one with K*vin Sp*cey)

Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker

Castlevania: Lords of Shadow 2 (to date, the last new Castlevania game to release)

Child of Light

The Crew (going offline at the end of March)

D4: Dark Dreams Don't Die (a wonderfully strange game from the guy that made Deadly Premonition)

Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc (in North America)

Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair (in North America)

Dark Souls II

Deception IV: Blood Ties

Demon Gaze

Diablo III: Reaper of Souls

Disney Infinity 2.0

Divinity: Original Sin (from the team that would go on to make Baldur's Gate 3)

Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze

Dragon Age: Inquisition (the winner of GOTY at the very first TGAs)

Drakengard 3

Earth Defense Force 2025 (EDF! EDF! EDF!)

The Evil Within (from the creative director of Resident Evil)

Fable Anniversary

Fairy Fencer F

Far Cry 4

Freedom Planet

Guilty Gear Xrd Sign

Hyrule Warriors

Inazuma Eleven (in North America. And digital only.)

Infamous: Second Son (as well as its expansion, First Light)

Kirby: Triple Deluxe

The Last of Us Remastered (just one year after the original version came out...)

The Legend of Korra (the game from PlatinumGames that you can't buy anymore)

Lego Batman 3: Beyond Gotham

Lego The Hobbit

The Lego Movie Videogame

Lethal League (from the team that would go on to make Bomb Rush Cyberfunk)

Lightning Returns: Final Fantasy XIII (the third and final chapter of the Final Fantasy XIII trilogy)

Lisa: The Painful (yes, really)

LittleBigPlanet 3

Lords of the Fallen (not to be confused with Lords of the Fallen, which came out in 2023)

Mario Golf: World Tour

Mario Kart 8 (the original version)

Metal Gear Solid: Ground Zeroes (the prologue to Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain, which came out 18 months later)

Middle-Earth: Shadow of Mordor

Might & Magic X: Legacy

Murdered: Soul Suspect (it's like Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective, but not as good)

Natural Doctrine

Oddworld: New 'n' Tasty! (a from the ground up remake of the first Oddworld game from 1997)

Pac-Man and the Ghostly Adventures 2 (yes, it got a sequel. I don't know how or why.)

Persona 4 Arena Ultimax

Persona Q: Shadow of the Labyrinth

Pokemon Omega Ruby & Pokemon Alpha Sapphire

Professor Layton and the Azran Legacy (the last time that Professor Layton himself was the protagonist. At least, until the New World of Steam comes out)

Professor Layton vs. Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney

Pushmo World

Risen 3: Titan Lords

Sacred 3

Samurai Warriors 4

Shadowrun: Dragonfall

Shantae and the Pirate's Curse (the 3rd one)

Sherlock Holmes: Crimes and Punishments

Shovel Knight (yes, really)

Skylanders: Trap Team (the 4th one)

Sniper Elite III

Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric

Sonic Boom: Shattered Crystal

South Park: The Stick of Truth

Steins;Gate (in North America)

Strider (the one from Double Helix)

Sunset Overdrive

Super Smash Bros. for Wii U and Nintendo 3DS (or Smash 4 for short)

Tales of Xillia 2

Tales of Hearts R

The Talos Principle

Theatrhythm Final Fantasy: Curtain Call

Thief (the reboot)

This War of Mine

Toukiden: The Age of Demons

Transformers: Rise of the Dark Spark (this game merged the storyline of the War for/Fall of Cybertron games with the storyline of the Michael Bay movies. I’m not joking)

Transistor

Valiant Hearts: The Great War

The Vanishing of Ethan Carter

The Walking Dead: Season Two

Wasteland 2

Watch Dogs

The Witch and the Hundred Knight

The Wolf Among Us (sequel this year!)

Wolfenstein: The New Order

Yaiba: Ninja Gaiden Z

Yoshi's New Island

[siphonomy]

siiigh

PONR HEADCANON LIST BUT REALLY UNORGANIZED

starting with voice claims below

David - Lord Asriel from His Dark Materials

Greg - Phindoll from ENA: Temptation Stairway. Thank you Hyper!!

Fitz - Donnie from TMNT (Rise specifically)

Jim - Luigi :o)

Isa - Abbey Abominable from Monster High

Arabella - Toralei Stripe from Monster High. I really like monster high

Mr. Bacon - Wheatley from? Portal 2??

Mrs. Acorn - Lenore from Castlevania!!!

Mr.Homestead - Roundabout from Carmen Sandiego (2019)

Evan - Rigby from Regular Show if he spoke really fast and loud. Bonus points if you listen to the Brazilian dub

Percy - Oz/Yellow from?? Monster Prom?? It’s either that or Wirt from Over the Garden Wall

Jorge - The Turrón Merchant from ENA: Temptation Stairway. Love that guy

Shortcake - Beatrice from Over the Garden Wall

Rhea - Layla from Genshin Impct but this is subject to change

Wakogma - Tyler, the Creator

Lakelyn - Sapphire from Steven Universe

Junkface - Funtime Foxy from Ultimate Custom Night

Basquiat - I’ve never watched or heard of this show, but Fruity from the hit series Downtown

Bob - Captain Barnacles from Octonauts no I will not argue

now onto actual headcanons:

-Cappers is made of paint. That’s why he keeps the bucket on his head, he’s just… he’s literally made of paint. He’s also somewhat blind but I’ll get into that hc another time

-Cappers, Basquiat, and (somewhat) Cam have a weird shapeshifting ability where they can change how they want to look. Just comes with being made of paint/ink/whatever the hell Cam is

-Ricky makes up for being the only human one by being the strongest one. I don’t know how, but he can lift all of them off his shoulders for like a good 5 minutes.

-Bizarre has chromethesia, which means he can see colors with sounds. It’s how he makes his outfits; just puts on a random song and lets the colors flow to him

-Wakogma’s antennae sort of have a mind of their own? Think of the phenomenon where people have thrown out their retainers because their body found it to be uncomfortable. He either can’t wear anything over them, or it has to be something soft, so it doesn’t get flung across the room.

-No clue if it’s already canon, but Percy is a dabbles-in-everything doctor. He’s just managed to study anything under the medical or psychological field, so Yes he can be your therapist.

-Selective mute Ricky. Talk to the hand if you disagree /joke

-Percy, despite being a nervous wreck, is the lovey-dovey one in him and Isa’s relationship. Isa is still figuring it out

-Coney behavior is hermit-crab like. Also they hide babies underneath the cone (hi publi if you see this hiiii)

-Transmasc Jorge? Anyone?

pay me ten bucks and you’ll get a part two, featuring ships (/not serious)