#The Bizarre
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NAME: The Bizarre
LOCATION: Various
This supernatural night market is rarely found in the same place twice—dealing in illicit auctions and paranormal goods, there is good reason to be cloak-and-dagger about the location. In order to obtain the location of the market’s next visit, one must either already know someone involved with a business there, or successfully bribe it out of someone willing to share what they know. That said, it is possible to accidentally stumble upon the entrance if you are not actively searching for it. While it doesn’t restrict its visits to Wicked’s Rest, it does make semi-regular stops in town thanks to the consistent profit the locals provide. It can appear anywhere—inside abandoned buildings, beneath bridges, or even behind the door of some poor sap’s linen closet. The Bizarre is not constrained by physical limitations, instead often straddling the line between reality and the abstract realm of the astral plane, connected to it by the focus and will of astral projectors and mares whose job it is to keep the connection secure during business hours.
The large archway that greets you upon entering the Bizarre has a painted sign that looks about as ancient as some of the supernatural vendors, and it looks like the spelling has changed from ‘Bizarre’ to ‘Bazaar’ a few times before being scrubbed out and repainted. If you wander near the oldest stalls, you might hear the vendors there still debating about what the original name was.
Anything can be considered ethical at the Bizarre, so long as the price is mutually agreed upon. The vast array of vendors sell things at their stalls ranging from human organs to monster parts for alchemy, rare creatures, paranormal artifacts, and more. If you want it, it can probably be found here.
There is an auction house where nightly bids take place for the more spectacular pieces of magical curios, owned and operated by an old billy goat of a faun. To him, there’s nothing better than the thrill of a tense auction floor and the heated bidding wars that arise.
While earthly currency is sometimes accepted, the Bizarre is generally more of a barter system—in order to buy something, you will most likely have to offer something in exchange. This does not always have to be material items, especially not if the vendor you’re dealing with is fae. Promise binds are always an accepted form of payment.
All manner of consignors are hired by the market to provide it with goods for trade. Since the market wants items from across the globe, there is a designated area for portal-travel where consignors and patrons with special magical artifacts can visit the market any time they please, no matter where the true entrance is located that night.
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#making big purchases on my phone gives me anxiety ngl#i think i find it less trustworthy for some bizarre and irrational reason#twitter
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#tumblr polls#one piece#chainsaw man#jujutsu kaisen#yu yu hakusho#dungeon meshi#my hero academia#spy x family#black clover#jojo bizarre adventure
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megan thee stallion wearing a bruno bucciarati inspired dress the the crunchyroll anime awards
#I STARTED HYPERVENTILATING WHEN SHE WALKED OUT#I COULDNT BELIEVE MY EYES#this was the best possible surprise#bruno bucciarati#jjba#jojo's bizarre adventure#jojo no kimyou na bouken#golden wind#bruno buccellati#megan thee stallion#crunchyroll awards 2024#megan thee stallion being a jojo fan
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please do look it up if you dont know the date bc there may be at least an approximate answer and otherwise the last option will completely dominate and this poll will be boring.
and dont be like 'but i cant sing'... just answer the earliest tune you know well enough that you COULD sing it
periods of western classical music provided only for reference
#i had to make this again bc i forgot to set duration#polls#hopefully i didnt bin the 20th c options too closely but we'll see#also i hope i got the century numbers right lol#im kind of jumping on that trend of bizarre music polls but hopefully this one will be actually interesting#still silly though
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theestallion: Hot girl Cujoh
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women………….. | DOROHEDORO
(by the way. this is noi.)
#spiritually this too is yuri#do you like BIG BEEFY WOMEN. magic. blood. general bizarreness and hijinks???#then watch dorohedoro#and read the manga!!! (which is drawn by a woman. who draws big beautiful waifus)#dorohedoro#anime#q hayashida#manga#blood tw
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A throwback and build up to the present day, to which I have finished painting the part five poster. This has been four years in the making…mainly due to the fact that I needed the inspiration to hit. Although I don’t draw as much Jojo as I used to, I still love the series dearly. And research for these posters has been a lot of childhood nostalgia from old gothic novels to Drew Struzan styles movie posters.
And so for part 6 it will likely take me a long time lol…who knows. But it’ll be a lot of fun to paint!
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Write below a Batfamily meets Danny Fenton story but choose the wildest relationship that you can think of that isn’t adoption or a romantic relationship
For instance:
- breaking into a building for a drug bust but they got the wrong building number and broke into Danny’s apartment.
- gets met over and over because Condiment King of all people continuously kidnaps him for plots
- was brought to the GCPD for wrestling Killer Croc at 3am high as a kite over a new fear gas drug that’s been making its rounds through Gotham.
- accidentally smacked the coffee out of Danny’s hands while catching a perp.
#go goofy and wild! the most bizarre response gets a little doodle by yours truly#bones prompts#dpxdc#danny phantom#dp x dc
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Jolyne Thee Stallion
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feeling a bit silly today
#legend of zelda#undertale#ace attorney#one piece#breaking bad#jojo's bizarre adventure#jjba#yamato#jesse pinkman#mettaton#apollo justice#link#narciso anasui#barnyard#otis#brba#aa#stone ocean#loz
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#jjba#jojos bizarre adventure#number 4 is ESPECIALLY FUNNY#like#Notorious BIG is still in the ocean bro
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A very underrated part of Phantom Blood is when Dio tearfully pleads that his abused and impoverished upbringing is to blame for his villainy and he only lost sight of what it meant to be good as a result of his alcoholic father, then Speedwagon, a man we can infer has a very similar origin story, emerges from the shadows out if nowhere and says "Nah dude you just fucking suck."
#jojo no kimyou na bouken#jojo's bizarre adventure#jojo part 1#phantom blood#speedwagon#dio brando#robert e. o. speedwagon
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theestallion: Bucciarati HOTTIE 🔥🔥🔥
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