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David Lynch (American, 1946-2025), Emily scream #1, 2008. Digigraph, 84 x 84 cm. (Source: Photo Edition, Berlin)
#David Lynch#photography#contemporary photography#21st century photography#American photography#American photographer#The Askew#theaskew
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Shhh he's pining
#I love traditional art but I hate traditional art because I can't flip it and then I come home and flip it and it looks horrendus#AKA don't flip this drawing please just look at it this way#well Im also just. Not good at drawing people. Ik people will say otherwise but no seriously it is really difficult for me#human faces especially are so rough and I can't pick apart if or why they look bad until I flip it and see all the proportions askew lmao#I am however trying#smallidarity#trafficshipping#tubby art
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HETERO LIFEMATES 🍃💨🌀☀️ !!!
#view askewniverse#clerks#jay & silent bob#jay and silent bob#view askew#askewniverse#my art#clerks the animated series
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I really like this clip of kevin smith trying Starbucks because what is going on 😭😭😭
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Powerful tomato how do I rotate stuff in paint
Pick an angle, let's say, 45°
Put it in radians: θ = 45 × π/180 = π/4
Say V = -tan(θ/2) × 180/π = -23-ish
Say H = sin(θ) × 180/π = 40-ish
Open up paint
6. Skew the image vertically by V
7. Skew the image horizontally by H
8. Now skew the image vertically by V, again
9. Done! (somewhat imprecisely)
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#henry viii#polls#feeling spicy#tudor era#could not add more#damn I see a spelling mistake and can't edit it#anne boleyn#kathryn howard#thomas more#thomas cromwell#john fisher#george boleyn#henry norris#william brereton#francis weston#mark smeaton#robert aske#thomas culpepper#francis dereham#jane boleyn#jane parker#anne askew#henry howard#margaret pole#elizabeth barton#william stafford
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happy 25th to Dogma !
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screenshot redraw except i got a bit carried away
#rdr2#red dead redemption 2#dutch van der linde#rdr#red dead redemption#my art#uh not really much to add#i just really like how intense dutch gets when he's on his speeches#i keep pausing the game to look at him when he does and sometimes he really looks half crazed#though it also depends on the hat placement i've noticed#neutral dutch/genuine dutch has the hat on level#it's low on his face but not super low nor super high#when he's being affable in a manipulative way the hat is tilted back#so his face is more exposed and he looks more benign#and when he's losing it it's pulled forwards and askew and casting a shadow over one of his eyes#or. maybe im just overthinking it KDHFGK but it lead to me drawing this so really whos winning HAH
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get sillay
#jean vicquemare#disco elysium#my art#my special talent for making anyone look sickly.#also ik his portrait shows him wearing the wig like. actually decently#but i love it when people draw it fucked up and askew its so fucking funny to me
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#Askew#wonky#wonky picture#straighten#straighten picture#gif#loop#crooked#crooked picture#sheepfilms
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Nina Hauben (Dutch, b. 1996), Flying thoughts, 2024. Archival pigment print, 15 7/10 × 11 4/5 in. | 40 × 30 cm. (Source: Kahmann Gallery, Naarden, Amsterdam, and Paris)
#Nina Hauben#photography#contemporary photography#21st century photography#photographic art#Dutch photography#Dutch photographer#female subject#The Askew#theaskew
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behold!! the silly bob!!
why the hell did i choose that background! what! it looks like someone shat all over it 🙏🙏
anyways! here u go, my loyal viewers.
#tortillas#clerks#clerks animated#jay view askew#jay and silent bob#silent bob view askew#goober#small guy#just a lil guy#gonorrhea
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tasm!peter parker has such a sit-able lap. I can only imagine how difficult it is to not just shove his sketchbook out of his hands and crawl into his lap whenever you get the urge. he gets like a second to complain before you’re grabbing his cheeks in your hands and kissing him quiet and, well, that lap is yours now
it’s not even just when he’s sitting up! when he’s laying down, one leg bent and the other hanging off the couch, you just crawl right between his legs and lay your head on his chest. and he’s used to this kinda thing so he picks up the arm holding his book and rests it on your back while you nap on him
at some point, he will start likening you to a cat, though
#brought to you by uh. andrew garfield’s neck#just thinking about how he’d sit up against my headboard looking up at me with his glasses askew while I take. residence right on the lap#right in the little divot of his criss-crossed legs#tasm!peter x reader#peter parker x reader#mjwrites#fandom; marvel
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was watching a video and i think tumblr needs to see this
#view askewniverse#jay and silent bob#view askew#kevin smith#clerks#jaybob#jay/silent bob#jay x silent bob
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Jay & Silent Bob edit to Paramore if you even care
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David looking gorgeous in new curtail call pictures from Macbeth.
#david tennant#soft scottish hipster gigolo#macbeth#donmar warehouse#the kilt does things to me#and the belt tilted just slightly askew#god he is gorgeous here#far too much attractiveness in one person#the androgynous beauty of David Tennant#amazing
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