#That's so funny if they did it just to fuck with Yeung Shunshin

[chronomally]

Is Tanba actually pitching this game or did they just send him to the bullpen to freak everyone out

[miyako-no-prince]

Who you should fight: Rival edition

[seidou version will follow soon]

Narumiya Mei: tbh yeah, deck him. he’s gonna cry and throw a tantrum it’ll be real funny. this boy can’t fight. he’ll run away. BUT be aware you’re making an enemy for life.

Shirakawa Katsuyuki: are you an idiot? this isn’t even worth considering. it doesn’t matter how strong you are, even if you manage to win he’ll kill you in your sleep years later. it’ll be the perfect crime. do NOT engage.

Kamiya Carlos Toshiki: he’s a strong boy, not very good at fighting. probably would see it as fun if you challenged him. go for it, and grab a drink with him later.

Yamaoka Riku: he has a lot of power, but not that much technique. still, don’t fight him, he can take hits but he only needs to land a single blow to win.

Harada Masatoshi: don’t fight him. not only is he even stronger than yamaoka, he’ll feel terrible for hurting you. so you both end up losing. no point in this.

Tadano Itsuki: go for it. he’s already bullied every day by mei, whatever you can do will hardly faze him. he won’t fight back either. an easy target if you’re looking for a fight. will probably even forgive you for no reason.

Akamatsu Shinji: I have no evidence to support this yet, but he’s dangerous. a natural fighter. no, a natural killer. keep your distance.

Todoroki Raichi: you could fight him and win. no problem. he couldn’t even raise his voice enough to tell you to stop. but if you do it, fuck you. what would you even gain??? congratulations you beat up a baby. it’s neither fun nor an accomplishment, it’s just mean.

Sanada Shunpei: maybe. he’s not weak, but not strong either. target his foot that he keeps hurting and you can win. sure it’s a dick move but who cares.

Mishima Yuuta: don’t fight him. he’s powerful and probably has fought before, tho mostly just kids his age. still. if you’re gonna do it, proceed with caution, he’s powerful and reckless. BUT it would be satisfying to do a quick hit and run while he does his laugh.

Akiba Kazuma: bad idea. not only can he probably wreck you, he’ll ask if you have problems at home after he did and try to help you.

Tomobe Sakito: fight him. do it. beat him up and force some respect women juice on him while you’re at it. he’s a whimp he won’t be able to fight back.

Yeung Shunshin: you monster. you absolute asshole. what is wrong with you? why would you fight a boy who’d apologize for a misunderstanding even if he did nothing wrong and try to make it up to you? don’t you have a heart?

Amahisa Kousei: you can fight him, but you need to be quick and run. if he does manage to get back at you and gets into it, you’re in for a world of pain. just deck him and run before he gets back up tho, and he’ll be too confused to even react or realize what happened.

Mukai Taiyou: beat him up. he’s a useless twink he can’t fight. ignore whatever he’ll try to tell you, just hit. knock that arrogant smirk off his face. make him bite his tongue. I know you want to.

Inui Kengo: he’s incredibly strong, but lacks technique. will probably not be fazed by any weak hits tho, so you’d have to try pretty hard to actually hurt him instead of your fist. do it, but not recklessly.

Umemiya Seiichi: not recommended. yes it would be fun, but he’d kick your ass. he’s fast, and has experience, and fantastic reflexes. he’d have fun beating you up tho, would see it as a bonding experience. don’t fight him.

Hongou Masamune: only fight him if you are looking for a terrible loss. he’ll just let out all his anger on you. even worse if you somehow provoke him. just overall not a good experience.