#That's me :)

[akayna]

Hi there 😈

[narcissistcookbook]

all i want in life is to be the tiny figure in the foreground of fantasy landscape art

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I will forever be the person who says "It’s okay, I understand" even when my heart is literally shattering.

[pikavani]

It was time for an update :)

This is my persona and of course this version of me is heavily stylized.

[skitterplant]

HAPPY NEW YEAR, HAPPY HOLIDAYS, EVERYONE!!!🎉🎉🎉

Best of luck to you and your loved ones!

I hope your days will be filled with joy and laughter for a long, long time!

[hellenhighwater]

...why is there a human face in your flower pot?

its fine

[andy-clutterbuck]

[lightninginapuddle]

The international fans with no legal access to Max getting into character to send e-mails to Zaslav and Max employees.

[tardxsblues]

I'm so sick of losing. You didn't lose. You saved the town. I don't mean the war. I'll lose any war you like.

[akayna]

Tagged by @lordgroose for a thingy! Thanks pal 😎

Lock screen / last movie / last song / last selfie

You're up (if you want) @its-just-boo @octopusonparade @env0 @incrediblefiction @animatedsentientmeat @fabledanarchy2 @heart-in-atrophyy @kadertins @moss-wizard @rickyray3 @try5t @teacuprevelry

[kindascared000]

[eternalsong513]

I hadn't seen anyone post gifs of Buck being an absolute creature from the beginning of the High Roller fight so I recorded the cutscene and giffed it myself, hope you all enjoy!

Here's a couple of extras, some bonus Bucks if you will

My friend mentioned making the fall gif a single loop where he doesn't get up and I thought that was funny so here you go - Buck died

Here's the looping version of that one if you want it

[toshidou]

18+ ONLY PLS! thank you <33

I can't stop thinking about how pretty Simon would look getting a blowjob. It's a serious issue.

I'm not even being funny, I close my eyes and all I can picture is him slouched against the backrest of the couch, hands loosely guiding your head via thick fingers that lace through the strands of your hair. He'd have his head thrown back against the couch cushion, eyelids closed, mouth parted as rough groans and the occasional grunted praise slips through loose lips.

"Yeah, just like that sweetheart, shit—"

"Look so good with your lips stretched around my cock, love, fuckin' hell."

He'd lose all composure as soon as he feels his balls tighten, his grip turning from soft and guiding, to firm and ironclad. He'd keep your head fixed in place as he kicks his hips up, fucking his cock into drool slicked lips, near growling every time the pushes past the limit of your gag reflex, drinking in every debauched noice that emanates from below him.

And the entire time, you wouldn't be able to take your eyes off him, transfixed on the godly sight that is watching Simon Riley lose himself in the pleasure your mouth gives him. It's enough to have you pushing past the mild discomfort, controlling your gags to let him fuck that little bit deeper into your throat, if only to watch the way his eyes roll to the back of his skull.

You've never felt more spiritual than when he grits out the words you hold as holy scripture, "Gonna let me cum in that pretty little mouth of yours, huh? Gonna be my good fuckin' girl and swallow it all?"

And you would. You'd swallow it all down, his cum, every single stuttered grunt and shallow breath, elongated curses mixed with sweet renditions of your name, the way his muscles twitch in the aftermath of climax, you drink it all down with unrivalled eagerness.

But even after that, there's no powers above that could separate you from his softening cock. You know that. Simon knows that. So he won't try to move you, he simply lets you stay on your knees and worship him; post-orgasm bliss surging through his system as blurry, honeyed eyes watch the way you lazily lave your tongue against his spent shaft, so unbelievably love-stricken by his sweet angel.

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

when your plant is growing new leaves

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If I ever decide to give up on you, just understand how much that took out of me. I'm the type to give endless chances, always have your back when you're wrong and truly accept you for who you are, when the rest of the world doesn't want you, I will. So if i ever give up on you understand it took everything I had left inside of me to leave you alone. Because if I love you and care for you, there isn't anything on this planet I wouldn't do for you.